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>have 4x4 benis >buy hooker >feel nothing with hooker

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>have 4x4 benis
>buy hooker
>feel nothing with hooker bucci
>try asshole
>nothing
>leave hooker after ~20 minutes
>try sticking benis in butthole
>feel nothing
>lose erection
>give up
>buy fleshlight
>feels like trash
>lose erection
>tfw can't fuck anything!!
>tfw faggot roasties pretend to be normies
>tfw realize normies are liars
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>fleshlight
those are made for bbc/bwc
get an onahole, japs know how to deal with longitudinally challenged peens
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>>37191482
is this english? Has the English language deteriorated so far, that this counts as part of the language? What are you trying to say here, and to whom? How has your mind and ability to convey a message fallen so far into the deepest pits of despair, that you think THIS counts as anything other than a jumbled mess of words, vaguely forming a greentext?
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Wait okay, so. What is the other dimension for your dick described in '4x4'. What other metric to you use other than length. I'm sorry I'm not very familiar with dicks
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>>37192005
not OP, but probably that's girth/circumference
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>>37192010
Wait so is his dick like basically a cube dick? I really can't figure this out.
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>>37192027
circumference, not width.
if you can't imagine it, take an empty toilet-roll.
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>>37192041
Oh lmao, god, sorry. Is.. this not normal for dicks, though? This guy seems really distraught about his dingus
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>>37192047
usually length > circumference.
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>>37192067
So this guys basically like, got a stout dick. Okay. That makes sense.
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>>37192086
>>37192027
>>37192005
Whut you never measure your dick bro?
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>>37192086
Stout dick? I wish. I wish I had a nice thick dick, regardless of length. 4 inch by 4 inch is NOTHING. You'd be surprised how small is 4 inch circumference , dumb roastie.
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>>37192086
No. Imagine a big, tall man with huge hands and thick sausage fingers. OP's dick is about as big as that man's middle finger.
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>>37192027
It's jut a small dick, not a cube.
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>>37192027
Holy fucking kek m8
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>>37192954
lmao I totally get what you're going for but that chart makes all dicks look tiny
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>>37192954

First one is literally my penis, even if I become a ripped turbochad the girl will still see that dick when I drop my pants, feelsbad.
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>>37191482
Aside from a small penor, you probably have shit erection quality. Maybe you don't even know it because you never had a good one, if you don't do cardio and don't eat clean chances are you never had a proper erection. Try some dick pills and see if there's a difference in hardness. A semi hard dick doesn't feel good no matter how big it is or how tight a hole you stuff it into. Only a rock hard cock allows for actual true male orgasms. Just because you eject cum, doesn't mean you had proper stimulus or a proper orgasm.
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