A boyfriend that lets you look through his phone, chat logs,

You'd find some weird shit but I don't really care.
I dont even lock my phone.

>>37191299
I usually don't let people see my phone because I take pictures of my really large shits and sometimes I forget to delete.

I think a girl saw one of these once when I wasn't paying attention, she still kept talking to me afterwards so I'm not sure, it doesn't matter at this point anymore though.

>>37191299
>(s)he doesn't know about chads burner phone full of Stacey's lewds

sorry you're still getting cucked, having a burner phone is like intro chad 101 stuff

>>37191299
>she finds the loli futa folder
just kill me now pham

>bf is an tubby surly sperg and moralfag to boot
>can't imagine a situation unfolding where he'd have the opportunity to be unfaithful
>find it even more difficult to imagine him acting untoward if such a situation were to arise

Literally why would anyone fuck anyone else they could find suspect in such a manner?

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>>37191299

I have definitely no problems.
I only need a gf.
She would be the first one in my life.
She would find nothing interesting, except 95% of texts would be between me and her.

Oh, yes, she'll find also my absurdly large stash of train pics, 100% OC.

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>>37191360
>>can't imagine a situation unfolding where he'd have the opportunity to be unfaithful

having the opportunity, I'd rather use my second cellphone, whose existence is unknown even to mom and dad.

>>37191386
>>37191398
>oc
>watermark

who are you trying to fool, autist?

>>37191299
I'm looking for a girlfriend. Have you got discord?

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>>37191299
be my lover now?? ;w;

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>have a custom theme on phone
>she can't figure it out
>goes to computer
>oh shit bitch it's freebsd with i3/dzen2
>hfw

Problem is that my web history is literally only 4chan. Normies might not understand this place, especially if I have to explain what /r9k/ is.

Also my most recent messages are all from girls and hardly from my guy mates. And my phone call history is just my parents. I don't ever call my mates or they call me.

>>37191429
>>>37191386 (You)
not watermarked, but you're a fapper in denial, and excessive fapping leads to blindness

>>>37191398 (You)
watermarked one, but it comes from the second cellphone, which is not subject to the law of OC Trainzzz Pixxx

>>37191448
>I'm looking for a girlfriend.

where exactly are you looking?

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>late high school, /pol/ edgefag
>first (and only) GF going through my phone; she let me go through hers, found some cringy RP with one of her friends
>she looks at the messages between me and my best friend
>'anon, why are you calling eachother filthy jewish pigs?'

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Do girls care about weird fetishes and a webhistory of looking at them for hours?
Maybe I'd redirect this sexual energy to the girlfriend if I had one.

>>37191565
>>'anon, why are you calling eachother filthy jewish pigs?'

LOST

>>37191299


I love a woman who understands the necessity of monitoring an so for their safety. its only fair anyway, since I have keyloggers, trackers, and a backdoor into your pc and your phone.

Absolutely shit roastie bait thread, sage and report.

But if some thirsty, beta orbiter, failed normie could give me source on the OP image, that'd be great.

>>37191602
Is the small person a girl too? If so, then this is a fantastic image.

If not, you're a stupid fucking degenerate faggot and should kill your family, then yourself.

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>>37191718
It's a boy in my mind.

Women who get obsessive about boyfriends are always the kind who have been dumped harshly in the past. Men are held to a different standard anyways. You are looking for evidence of cheating because cheating means your man is found attractive by other women which means you want to stay with him, and you want to start drama which your female primate brain desperately needs. If the boyfriend stays faithful for too long, you get bored.

>>37191700
Demi-chan faggot.

I have nothing to hide but like hell you're gunna go browse my shit statist slut.

I hate letting people look through my things like that.
I don't have anything to hide, I'm just a very private person.

I use incognito mode for everything except email and social media that I want to stay logged in, because I hate having random websites I went to once pop up as suggestions.

If anything, I'd feel hurt that she didn't trust me and suspected me of cheating or something like that, but I'd understand her paranoia, seeing as modern culture is pretty degenerate.
I'd just hope she would eventually know that she could trust me.

I wouldn't want her to find my trap shit and think I was serious gay, not just meme gay, I doubt a normie girl would know the difference.

>>37191299
If you need to look through my phone,chatlogs, and internet history you obviously don't actually trust me.

>>37191299
A girlfriend who gives her butthole to me is a girlfriend I can trust.

True, I wish I had a boyfriend who worshipped me like a goddess and had no one other than me (and maybe family) in his life, dedicated all of his time to me and the things I do but guys like that are either in jail or already obsessing over someone else, oh well.

>>37192345
>tfw you want a gf like that
>they are always too far

>>37192345
You would have to bear at least three of my children.

>>37192377
Jokes on you, I'm into impregnation.

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That's an extremely unhealthy view of relationships! Fostering some kind of obessive panopticon for your bf's online activity would drive them away from you! Don't do this!

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My bf knows I'm into some weird stuff so he probably doesn't want to see my internet history. We don't bring it up.

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>>37192386
>I'm into impregnation

I hope you're into marriage.

Only someone with normie fetishes would let someone look through their internet history.

>>37192427
I want to marry and have kids before I'm 25

>>37192345
>>37192476
I'm interested. You on discord?

>>37192520
Yes I am where are you from though?

>>37191299
You can look through my photos and internet history, but not chat logs, people have sent me very private and confidential messages.

>>37192547
UK

Origamio/

>>37192559
that feel when no british seed growing inside me

too far away though

>>37192573
Anything can happen. Could meet some day. Either way, nothing wrong with chatting on discord for a start

>>37192586
What's your discord handle then?

>>37192586
Make her send some nudes and post them here anon

>>37192606
User17658#8742

>>37191299
That isn't trust at all, though. It's a stunted man/womanchild's warped understanding of the concept.

>>37191299
What about a boyfriend to cuddle and be intimate with?
That's all I care for desu.

I panic when my gf gets my phone because I worry I've still got something like farming locations for weapon material in FFVIII or 4chan open up on it, and I don't want to explain it all to her. She's free to read through all messages and pictures though.

>>37192682
>farming locations for weapon material in FFVIII or 4normies open up on it
Who'd care about either?

>>37192345
>I wish I had a boyfriend who worshipped me like a goddess and had no one other than me
One boyfriend with no one in his life here. Please respond. I mean literally no one, not even online.

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>having a chat logs
>having a phone
>having any kind of digital footprint beyond ironic memes

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>tfw anon swoops in and steals the fembot you were going to impregnate

cheeky little bastard

>>37192820
it's a doggy dog world bro

Never let a girl near your phone and generally anything confidential.

She doesn't need to know about the other women, she doesn't need to know about my bank accounts, my fetishes etc...

>>37192345
As someone who had not one, but 3 (three) of this kind of bf, you'll get tired quickly.

You get back from work/uni and ask then how their day was. Oh that's right, they did nothing of interest again for the nth time. Just gamed, maybe watched a TV show or saw something weird online. Great.

Hell, dogs are more interesting, because at least they have their own passions.

>>37192913
>implying you're any more interesting with your generic work/uni routine

>>37192913
So what? Why does your bf have to entertain you? As if you are more ""interesting"" than he is. Did you considere that you are not interesting to him either?

>>37191299
A girl interested in going through your phone is a girl you can't trust
Check 'em

>>37192913
I'm sure he enjoyed listening to you piss and moan about that one cashier that "looked at you funny" for thirty minutes. He was so lucky to have you :^)

>>37191299
>look at his internet history
>find a frightening amount of google and youtube searches related to mass shootings;
>real-life massacres, gunshot wounds, reloading techniques, magazine pouches on ebay, handloading shotgun shells
>the blue-prints of a teaching establishment

What do?

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>>37192345
>>37192377
>>37192386
>>37192427
>>37192476
>>37192520
>>37192547
>>37192559
>>37192573
>>37192586
>>37192606
>>37192619
>tfw too late for qt faithful girl that wanted kids and marriage, and UK fag got her before me

>back in like 11th grade
>carpooling to chad's birthday party so i can get weed
>girl wants front seat
>tell her she can sit in my lap because i'm not moving
>"i'll sit in your lap if you let me look through your phone c;"
>haha nope
>"oh okay..."
I have never let anyone see my phone and I never will.

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>>37191565
>late high school
>/pol/

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>Anon why dont you let me see your phone are you hiding something
>Thousands of pics saved from 4chan
>Trans, shota, etc.
>Discords for gay erp and shit
>Exhentai
Uhh I j-just don't like letting people see my s-stuff...

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>>37192845
>doggy dog world
>doggy dog
>doggy

>>37195399
Diamond dozen anon

>>37191299
I would but, I have so much to hide.

I don't know how far she'd get before she'd dump me, but it's just a matter of time so no.

And I can't be trusted. I don't even trust myself.

the reason i know this thread was created by a homosexual is because women don't like 100% transparent men, trust me when i say this.

I don't like people looking through my stuff because a lot of the things I have saved are inside jokes that make absolutely no sense without context, and they'll ask me what it is.
I'l start explaining, then get angry and exhausted had way though my sentence and just wish they SHUT THE FUCK UP so I don't have to talk

God I fucking hate normies why do they talk so fucking much

>>37195434
Woman who likes cheaters detected

>>37195462
>SHUT THE FUCK UP

Why would normies care about what's in your phone? At worst, they'll make a mental note that it's weird and move on to the next thing

>>37195560
They don't
Any excuse to talk and they fucking take it
Always FUCKING TALKING
they never fucking stop talking

>>37192345
I want this with a guy but I don't want kids.

I have a huge impregnation fetish, but no thank you to kids. (>^.^)>

>>37195790
Why are all the good women trash beneath the surface. Damn

>>37195790
Up for discord chat?

>>37195790
>I have a huge impregnation fetish, but no thank you to kids. (>^.^)>

How old are you?

It's likely your mind will catch up to what your body wants in time.

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>Anon, why is your internet history just pages and pages of 4chan? Don't you use any other websites?

>>37195790
So you just want a loyal guy with no life to fuck? Sounds boring desu

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>tfw no girlfriend to check my history, my texting partners, my limited social media, my contacts, my recent calls, my emails, or my pictures
>tfw there's only a handful of girls like this that exist, most that do are only obsessed with attractive big duck guys

>>37195790
Location? <(^.^<)

I will buy the birth control and pump you full of enough baby glue to make quadruplets

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It's not that I have anything on there that I wouldn't want her to see.

It's what isn't there that I'm embarrassed about.
I don't want her to see that I'm a loser with no friends, whose only social interaction is shitposting on 4chan.

>>37195877
why would it be boring? it can be me and him forever, we would try out new games, go to new locations, i'm open to everything and anything sexual
>>37195869
i'm 21, but i know for a fact i'll never want kids
please don't try and tell me my "mind" will catch up
0 desire for children, ever.

>>37196030
Because your desires are the things only miserable whores say they want

>>37195920
>big duck guys
QUACK QUACK QUACK

>>37196381
Fembots want to get Q U A C K E D

>>37196030
In this hypothetical relationship, would you allow this effective shut-in time to do shit he wanted to alone? Or would you want to be the only major figure in his life, and also clingy?

asking for a friend

>>37196030
>>37196424
why the fuck do you think she wants a shut-in? she wants someone with money obviously

>>37196424
>>37196475

This. She wants "nerdy" Chad

>>37196030
>why would it be boring? it can be me and him forever, we would try out new games, go to new locations, i'm open to everything and anything sexual
i want this more than anything. just spending all our time together doing things we want. plus lots of sex all the time. she better be really perverted too.

>>37196424
i would prefer clingy, but if he wanted time to himself i would give it, as long as it wasn't with other people
>>37196494
no, i don't care about chads or someone who is rich
having someone super compatible > money

>>37196524
Retards like you deserve to die alone miserable

>>37196524
i hate you for posting this because i have wanted it forever. i think neet love is the most romantic thing because it means the people truly just care about each other as a person, not because of status or money or anything like that, and that they don't care about shit like that in general either.

>>37193338
>>37193427
>>37193680
>this amount of projecting
Guess I hit a nerve eh?

I spiced up their fucking life and we both knew it. I'm sorry you can't comprehend the notion of an interesting gf.

>>37196524
>i would prefer clingy, but if he wanted time to himself i would give it, as long as it wasn't with other people
you're going to make some neet super happy someday, anon

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>>37196571
i'm not a neet but i was in a LDR with someone where i was paying for most of stuff
the only reason i did this was because he was 99% into everything i was in to

as long as we're both happy, in love, and he doesn't care about having friends or other people why would i care about how much money he has

>>37196600
>I'm sorry you can't comprehend the notion of an interesting gf.
Well neither can you. The three anons called you out for being a boring fuck like your bf too and your response was..
>I-I'm a girl so we both knew it spiced up their life
Brilliant..

>>37196633
>he was 99% into everything i was in to
>>37196633
which is? some furry shit?

>>37196633
for most of his stuff*

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>>37196524
>he's so compatible
>lol he likes video games what a nerd
>he's such a shy cutie
>I wish more boys were shy and quiet like Brad

>>37196633
i want a gf like you, i can get into anything desu, at least sexually

>>37196649
that's kindred from league of legends, not some "furry shit"
but no, he was into the same games/anime/kinks

I'm fine with that.
Every day I dump new contents from my phone onto my desktop and archive or encrypt depending on the material.

Only thing you'll find on my phone are innocuous texts from my momma and emulators

>>37196674
what do you think about pegging and watersports

>>37196638
It wasn't I'm a girl SO we both knew. It's not the logical progression that due to me being a girl I'm interesting. But I'm an interesting person, that's all there is to it.

>>37196830
Interesting people don't come on /r9k/ at all

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>letting your gf go through your shit

If there's anything I've learned, is that if a gf really wants to look through your shit, she is going to try and find one shred of evidence of you cucking her, no matter how flimsy it is.

Giving your password and account information to your girlfriend isn't a ritual of intimacy.

If your gf threatens to hurt you or break your shit, just end the relationship with her.

Having >nogf is better than >tfwgfabusesme

>>37191299
if i had a girl i liked i'd probably let her do it since i have nothing to hide
but at the same time, it's kind of a red flag because it's a sign that you're not capable of trust which is kind of a big thing where relationships are concerned
plus i've found it's usually the cheaters that are most concerned about someone else cheating

>>37196955
>Having >nogf is better than >tfwgfabusesme
you're on the wrong board m8. most robots would kill for a qt abusive gf

>>37192345
I would take a lot of pleasure on making you my cuckquean. I'd bullshit you into getting handcuffed to our bed and once you did it I'd bring here and fuck your best friend in front of you and as she moaned and you cried while getting aroused you would finally come to learn what is your place. Then I'd remove the handcuffs from you and I'd tell you to clean up my dick if you wanted to keep me, and you'd submissively comply, while getting all kinds of humiliation from your friend.

I fucking swear this is the only reason I even consider having formal relationships when I could just be rotating fb's and never go without sex.

>>37197613
>I would take a lot of pleasure on making you my cuckquean.
please dude stop

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>>37191299
>tfw she found the phone I use to sell coke but it's a shitty blackberry I purposely cracked the screen on
>It just so happened to be dead
>told her it broken


Who here /devilish/

>>37191299
A girlfriend that wants to do so sure isn't a girlfriend you can trust though.

>>37196005
But if she doesn't mind that I'll be very happy.