describe your country in greentext >poor as shit >riddled

>>37190998
>shitty infrastructure
>resource rich
>filled with liberals and drug addicts
>largest city is the biggest sjw hub on the planet
>currently being annexed by china
>highschool system is woefully pathetic
>everyone here looks inbred
>way too many people have bachelors degrees

>>37191108
>Only having a bachelor's degree
You can't expect to get a well paying job with just a bachelor's degree. It's only three years m8 what do you expect.

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>>37190998
>Was once the most powerful country in terms of military, demographics, our navy was even more powerful than the British navy
>European kings and noblemen were litteraly French weaboos, they were all fluent in French and did everything to make their country more French than France itself
>The whole world feared the might of our kings
>A random guy from one of our Mediterranean island almost conquered the whole Europe
>Now it's full of lazy and arrogant people who always complain for everything
>Ethnic tensions are on the rise and everyone is scared of the future civil war
>Terrorists attacks almost every days
>Our mighty kings have been replaced by shitty corrupted politicians
end our suffering pls

>>37190998
Not Bulgarian, but nostrave

>>37191451
>lost 3 wars against Germany
loling @ ur country

>>37190998
I second this, I live in Bulgaria

cant be arsed to save a flag from google images so just guess which country is it

>wages are shit while prices on everything are high as fuck
>average person is really fucking dumb
>the president is a walking meme
>strict gun laws
>almost completely no muslims or indos, maybe even the whitest place in europe
>forever doomed to be irrelevant

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>surprisingly good infrastructure
>one of the best educational systems in Europe
>lots of opportunities for young people
>most intellectual people in the whole world
>largest penis size in Europe
>joyful people
>very good liberal government with a real powerful president
>had been very good friends with Russia
>loved by neighboring countries
>low taxes, high salary
>has one of the best sea resorts


Btw none of this is true

>>37191108
>currently being annexed by china

What did he mean by this? Was he referring to Taiwan, or simply being passive-aggressive about the influx of Chinese immigrants in his neighborhood?

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>we were a third world country before the winter war
>we kicked russian ass for a few months
>industrialization happens, get money
>nokia happens
>nokia unhappens
we have good living standards though, education is one of the best in the world.

>>37190998
Romania here.
Everything Bulgaria said just add more gypsies

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>on the cusp of being overrun by socialist fags
>half the country wants to tax richfags because they want free gibmedats not realising the economic implications of pushing the only successful people in the country to breaking point
>half the country wants to tax corporations more even though most of the big ones are looking for any reason to move their bases abroad from London due to brexit
>people STILL believe in the NHS meme and don't realise privatisation and compulsory health insurance is the way forward
>the globalisation meme is still being pushed
>country is filled with self flagellating white numale cucks that say every single part of the empire was shit and that we need to pay reparations etc while literally bending at the knee to a bunch of immigrants REEing about muh racism that barely exists
>pisses me off because I love the country and actually read history
>these limp wristed whitebois expect me to fall in line with their retarded beliefs because I'm nonwhite and a muzzie (pls no bully)
>can't hit me with the usual "b-b-buh privilege/racism" meme so any argument they have LITERALLY falls apart because my demographics make me win at the oppression olympics in their eyes
I hate university.

on the other hand:
>various /brit/ forums on various boards talk about "getting cucked my big muslim cocks"
>tfw this gives me a big self esteem boost

lel

>>37193007
The Labour meme. You better hope Corbyn loses by that predicted landslide or we're fucked, Britbro.

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>>37193038
Tory poll lead just got cut to single figures, but I think the public knows the real issue of the election is Brexit and the only one who will give us a hard throbbing brexit is May.

I have a sinking feeling he'll be elected in 2021 however.

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>>37190998
>>education is low level and you're not even prepared for the difficulty you'll face in your abroad studies
that not true lol
education is ok the educational SYSTEM is bad

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>>37190998

>pretty fucking poor
>3rd world country
>politicians are corrupt as fuck
>new president is mostly a failure we didn't hope for
>mostly everyone is retarded
>old people are the scars of communism

do other romanians even lurk here?

>>37193231

Forgot to mention
>fucking gypsies everywhere that we don't want at all

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>>37190998
>Best food in the world
>Mafia
>Hand gestures
>North hates South
>South hates North
>Nobody cares about the middle
>Probably has the worst memes

>>37193231
we also have a mainstream tv channel that makes infowars look like the fucking bbc

>62% at best (counting a lot of Jews and shit teir Hispanic whites)
>Only getting worse
>Basically a vassel state of a small middle eastern nation.
>Fat

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>water reductions daily
>beggars and gipsies everywhere
>highest unemployment rate in the world
>rude and stupid people
>shitty infrastructure
>horrible living standard

any other bosnians here?

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>beautiful people everywhere
>you're absolutely fucked if you're ugly
>filled with ugly ass remnants of communist era
>not eastern europe
>people keep calling it eastern europe

Thats about it desu

>>37193788
>not eastern europe
I'm from Poland and we are pretty much at the same longitude and we are Eastern European. Also every country that was under soviet control can be called Eastern European.

>>37191108
Australia feels

>>37193788
Pepici prec. Chodte na lepenacek nekde do hospody. Pepici zakaz vstupu!

>>37190998
i too, am bulgarian. feel ya bruh. ima dosta bulgari v tozi board mejdu drugoto iznenadvam se vse poveche a moje i da sme samo dvama trima koito sme tuk vinagi

>>37193633
>>Probably has the worst memes
The centre has the best memes anon.
Nobody cares about it because we're shielded with our smugness aura.
Delet Livorno

>>37192364
The education system one is true...
Infrastructure isn't shit either desu...

>a country void of any culture,sense of national pride or pop culture
>sick gdp though

>>37191451
>most powerful country in terms of military
>our navy was even more powerful than the British navy

I was feeling suicidal, but now I have newfound joy from all this laughter. Thanks, anon.

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>might not be the best at everything
>still the best country in the world

>>37193788
>>not eastern europe
You are Central European am I right? Lel. Of course you are Eastern European. How beta of you to be so embarrassed of such an irrelevant thing.

>>37194583
holy shit that was brilliantly said

>>37193633
You forgot BIDETS, comrade

Where the hell do I even start?
>A 3rd world shithole that is ran by mafia
>Will soon be colonized by China
>All unique culture has been replaced with western pop culture
>Most people don't care about anything but making money and having a "good time" which usually means drinkig and smoking
>Alcohol consumption is driving us further into the ground
And that's just scratching the surface....
End us already.

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>>37194982
I even forgot the pick

>>37194996
And I spelled "pic" wrong

>>37194982
Pod tvoe opisanie podhodit vse, chto dal'she urala. V DC tak-to norm

>>37193007
>>country is filled with self flagellating white numale cucks that say every single part of the empire was shit and that we need to pay reparations etc while literally bending at the knee to a bunch of immigrants REEing about muh racism that barely exists
not everywhere is london or a uni campus

>terrible government but works
>poor people stay poor richer get richer
>land of fatasses and feminists

>A BIG FUCKING CIVIL WAR
>tasty food
>good looking women
>diverse
>terrorism literally every day
>somehow considered white

>>37195010
Boy, you're a disaster...

>>37190998
Guess my country
>really divided, politically, linguistically and culturally
>complicated political system and state organisation
>meme country
>loads of Moroccan, Italian and Turkish immigrants
>still one of the highest living standards in Europe (and the world)
>Flat land, no mountains or hills whatsoever
>cold and rainy most of the time
>great beer

>>37193231
Romanian here, can confirm

>>37196055
>Guess my country
New Zealand

>>37190998
>Really bad drugs and alcohol problem. Country towns crawling with ice addicts and drink driving is an epidemic
>Culture encourages you to be an uneducated, alcoholic, lazy fuck that eats nails for breakfast
>The cities are full of foreigners (chinks) and sjw's, police state like Britain. Rural areas are like rural America in many ways, the middle of the country is like mad Max but with abbos
>Hatred of authority and being a NEET or "dole bludger" is aspired to.
>Boomers and foreign governments/investors own every grain of sand - housing market is in JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP mode.
>Supposedly full of chads with sexy accents but the reverse is true

>our president just got cucked by a guy named JOESLEY
>rampant corruption from the highest echelons to the lowest of the low bureaucrats
>population hates the government but still expects it to fix everything
>popular culture is shit and promotes promiscuity and victimism 24/7

>>37196073
Ouch I'm sorry, it was Belgium

>>37196163
Sweden?

>>37191108
Sounds like Canada?
Specifically Vancouver? Although it could literally be any 1st world country.

>>37196197
Australia, unfortunately.

>>37196055
Belgium


ikrhdjkfrlp

>>37196055
Originally Germany

>>37196073
>>37196197
>>37196289
>>37196294
Belgium is the correct answer. For you guys who didn't get it right: great guesses though

>tfw live in canada

just fuck my shit up senpai.

>>37195438
t. Leb-anon

>Once a top 10 world power.
>Destroyed by latin South american scum
>Everything is dirty now, niggers can't throw the thrash were It belongs
>Too many brown people, most of them dirty bolivian, peruvian and chilean scum.
>Public services are saturared by this scum

Why Argentina? Why you became this?
I can only dream about of a nice and clean, White gentleman country

>>37196325
>Belgium
>no hills
what is eau rouge

>>37196071
Hey dude what's your name?

>>37194583
more like
>is actually a shithole in many ways
>still thinks its the best country in the world

>>37196386
ok yea, maybe some hills in the south, oops

>>37190998
>immigrants
>immigrants
>immigrants
>immigrants
>More immigrants

>>37196384
>Once a top 10 world power.
Argies actually believe this

>>37196429
The feeling that you are feeling now is similar to Penis envy, but instead you wish you could be an American.

>>37190998
>>hot girls tho
how come everyone always says slav girls are hot yet i find them absolutely disgusting
leave bulgaria as soon as you can my brached

>>37191108
6/8 is Russia.

>>37196460
Hey Germany/Sweden!

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Normalfag and pleb central, but at least we're not Germany.

>>37192110
Romania? Oregano

>>37192110
>average person is really fucking dumb
>almost completely no muslims or indos, maybe even the whitest place in europe
white supremacy btfo!

>>37196474
Aspergies

>>37191108
100% Vancouverite post. I know, what a woefully shit city.

>>37196612
Also
>half of population are slavs
>gouverment is a shitshow

On the bright side of things you get a lot of neetbucks should you lose your job

>>37196163
Canada originally

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>Was our neighbours puppet for around 500 years
>Still gets treated like that
>Everything is worth national TV as long as it happens south for Trondelag
>Both our prime minister candidates for this year are cucks
>Southerns that use Nynorsk looks like northern weebs
>Will die when we run out of oil
>Unless people buy our fish
>Too much fish
>Too many dialects
>Too many national costumes
>Too many refugees
>Everyone hates the bitch that actually doesn't want our country flooded with even more refugees
>Everyone's a normiefag even though we use so much internett
>Border shopping is too common
>Come to the nothern part! We either got sun 24/7 or no sun at all!

Hjelp meg

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>>37190998
>free education so being educated doesn't give you any edge in job market
>unemployment is pretty nasty
>NEET's, junkies, drunks and minorities roam the land
>live in a city with most schools, out of city students likes it here so they stay and we have no jobs to any of the locals that can't afford to move from here
>so many desert people and their pizza places, ridiculous prices for a pizza (8e for a normal pizza with 2-3 toppings)
>no small talk, impossible to talk to women without them knowing exactly what you're after from the get go (unless you ask for directions or something)
>historically we were whipped by Sweden as frontline cannon fodder (we still hate them to this day), then taken over by Russians, then we received independence during soviet revolution and had to later fight USSR because they wanted a slice of our land
>weird big brother - little brother relations with Estonia, Finns used to go there to get cheap booze but now something changed and the prices went up
>living as border neighbor to Russia is not a fun time, either US will eventually nuke Russia and we will get a taste of the fallout or Russia will try to snatch our lands because muh imperial ambitions
>did i mention Sweden is getting overrun by rapefugees that will eventually take over that place with numbers and erect a caliphate there through democracy
>some uppity gipsies in here too, they love to steal, stab, scam and shoplift, they're basically the niggers of Finland that at least dress better
>our main exports are spurdo memes, alcoholism and crippling depression
>politicians are corrupt, we have legal monopolies with gambling and hard alcohol (20%+). our government is legally been getting paid off by Alko(booze) and Ray(gambling slots etc) for years, (it's not corruption if we make it legal)
>at least the girls are hot if a tad short
>our wealthy people are so disconnected from reality one of them even blurted out in a interview "no one makes under 2000e/month lol"