Suicide thread. Looking for the quickest and most painless but

>>37187635
Exit bag
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Kek.

>>37187635
Helium, car exhaust, or height are the easiest painless ones I can think of. Make sure you're solid on killing yourself anon- a botched suicide is almost always worse than a successful.

Also side note i am not allowed access to guns or sharp objects that i could use to harm myself

>>37187635
Buy a gun, (put it) in your mouth. Donezo.

>>37187680
>>37187695


how would i aquire a helium tank?

>>37187723
Bitch I don't know. Google that shit dude

Put anything you can plug into the wall into the bathtub with you inside of it

>>37187786
This seems like it would be extremely painful

>Fill large bag with inert gas
>Exhale and hold it for as long as you can
>Put bag over head
>Inhale deeply
>Pass out and continue breathing inert gas until brain death
>Die

With that said, I think I would rather just blow my head off with a shotgun.

>>37187809
will it be any more painful than the excruciating thought that you are still alive --right now--?

if i used a shotgun with 00 buckshot in the mouth at 45 degrees would i possibly live or not die instantly?

too pussy to do it but i still wanna know

>>37187809
>>37187786
Not only would it be extremely painful it probably wouldn't work because if the wiring is done properly it will trip the breaker.
>>37187854
You will almost certainly die instantly.
>>37187701
Hang yourself in such a way that you will break your neck first.
>>37187723
The important thing is that you are inhaling only inert gasses. Look up gas supply companies and see if you can get inert gasses (helium, nitrogen, argon, etc.) through them.