>you're on a hill with guns and ammunition >hund

https://youtu.be/_oLzX0RPqu
A classic I know, but fits perfectly.

>>37185993
>with guns and ammo
>the normies make their final assualt on my fortified position
>just so happens to be on a hill
You know im going to be blasting this song so they can clearly hear my nationlist pride
https://youtu.be/IH_0Vzh8m_g

>>37185993
>tfw i was a born warrior
>tfw its time to show the normies my war face
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://youtu.be/K8ft371DLlo

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>>37185993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXTS10h2WI
This is the way it ends

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>>37185993
>1916
>I sit upon the hill in Flanders Feelds
>The Chad Army and Stacy Army are planning a joint assault on my sector of the front
>I have my MG08 and am dug in heavily
>They unleash a heavy barrage of artillery
>I survive with minor injuries and am ready to face them
>Thinking that their artillery barrage destroyed all resistance in my trench, General Chad Haig orders a full frontal assault
>They come marching up the hill in columns, taking videos of the marching to put as their Snapchat stories
>As soon as I smell $200 Giorgio Armani cologne, I clench the handle of my MG08 as tight as I can
>Just as the lead Stacy of the front column stops in the middle of no man's land to pull her hair back into a ponytail, I open fire
>Stacies shrieking for Chads to shield them with their massive chests
>Chads shouting "What the fuck bro?" while their comrades are ripped to pieces by heavy machine gun fire
>They keep coming, attempting to oust me from my trench
>Instead of small arms, they bring hurtful words
>"Dude, this is why you don't have a girlfriend"
>"OMG what a fucking creep!"
>I ignore them and keep firing, tearing their flesh to pieces with hot lead and steel
>They eventually attempt to retreat, but I mow them down as they frantically attempt to run away
>As I inspect the battlefield, 700 Chads and Stacies lie dead by my hand
>As I witness the vultures feasting upon the rotting corpses of the dead Chads and Stacies, I begin humming this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awrM-F4z3T0

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>>37185993
Why hasnt anyone posted the GOAT yet?
>mfw i euphorically chop down the chad army with my onsluaght of machine gun fire with this playing full blast

>>37187674
Fuck i forgot the link
https://youtu.be/a6BbvCC0VI0

>>37185993
>morning is coming
>check our stock of weapons one last time
>were good
>check snacks
>extra good
>with fellow robots
>just a few of us
>lean against each other back-to-back
>the sun starts to enter the horizon
>faintly see all the normies
>operation:dawnfall is a go
>this song plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyC9Es_SCmY

>>37187531
Give this war hero a medal, and a gf

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>>37185993
>it's been more than an hour of mowing down Chads and Stacies
>we're exhausted
>it's getting harder and harder to keep them at bay
>they don't stop rushing us with their sport cars
>they bring out the Stacy-Walkers
>they're just too many
>at this point they have managed to take down two robot lads
>we're low on ammo
>they are starting to overwhelm us
>I can see Chadhelanthropus in the distance
>gaze upon the detonator sitting next to me
>it has truly been a pleasure, lads
>this blasts through our speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U