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Think I broke 12000 calories again bros
Breakfast:
>Ten overeasy eggs
>four slices of toast
>Two packs of bacon
>a homemade chocolate milkshake(large)
Brunch:
>Oreo blast from sonic(large)
>Chili cheese fries(large)
Lunch:
>Three racks of ribs
>a roast beef sandwich
>One litre of diet coke
>French fries
Pre-dinner:
>A double cheeseburger from mcdonalds
>diet Coke
Dinner:
>A t-bone steak weighing about two pounds
>Salad with ranch, hamburger bits, cheese, and chicken in it
>Two baked potatoes
>Four cans of diet coke
Snack:
>Ben and Jerry's s'mores ice cream
>two glasses of chocolate milk
>some chocolate chip cookies
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>>37185342
please take a picture of you standing shirtless in the mirror.
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>>37185342
It looks like one of two books will be describing your near future:
Bed, by David Whitehouse (here's a review: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/01/books/bed-by-david-whitehouse-review.html )
The Hacker's diet, by John Walker (online here: http://fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/ )
Which will it be? Embrace your weight, and try to break records, or try to become a normal human again.
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>>37185369
itd be some skinny guy. the guy that makes these threads is some skinny guy that does it for fun
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>>37185484
Correct. Is anyone here actually fat or morbidly obese?
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>>37185342
Humanly impossible to that much in a single day. Even professional eaters vomit that shit up afterwards.
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>>37185537
Im fat5'11 240lbs
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>>37185537
I am. I wish you hadn't told us you were skinny. The threads are still funny but not as funny as they were when I thought it was a fatbot.
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>>37185342
I eat like 1/5 of that and it's like 4200 calories and I'm fat as fuck reeee
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>>37185342
That's literally more than I eat/drink in a week.
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>>37185342
And I feel bad for eating 3000 calories
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>>37185537
My BMI says I used to be morbid but I really don't think I'm any where near morbid.
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>>37185342
Don't think I've ever broken 5000 Calories ina day before, and I'm a fat disgusting piece of shit. Desu.
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>>37185342
>brunch
>pre-dinner
kekeke
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thank god for diet coke!
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>>37185537
Im overweight but my body looks like shit?
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I eat between 600 and 1200 calories a day
Get on my level
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>>37185342
Take a picture of your meals tomorrow and start another thread. This sounds like alot but I wonder what it looks like.
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>>37185342
>Pre-dinner:
You ain't ever gonna make it.
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>>37185342
also im this man >>37185896 and your thread's a shit because it's better to eat 5 or 6 meals a day they just have to be light and varied, as a fatty I've looked at alot of diets
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>>37185700
it's never too late to lose weight anon :^)
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>>37185342
It sounds delicious, though. I want that as my meals for my last day.
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>>37185537
Fat yes, but not morbidly obese. I'd have to spend 3-5 years eating as i am to get into that.
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>>37185342
Today I had:
>Cup of coffee
>Entire litre of sherbet
>9 Sun-lollies
>A 400 g portion of pasta, ketchup and mozarella
>tfw I weigh 65 kg
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