>what? are you virgin? omg thats so cute!! look, nobody is

>>37183378
dude shes like 17

My favorite pornstar is abigaile Johnson

>>37183395
Lmao nice baito

Ori and the original posts.

I'm waiting for the day for something like that to happen. One time I was making out and fingering my oneitis, I thought it'd be appropriate to ask her to take my virginity. At first she was like maybe then later told me no.

>HAHAHA ALL MY COWORKERS SAY I LOOK LIKE ELSA CAUSE I HAVE LONG BLEACHED HAIR XDDDD
I know somebody who dyes her hair constantly and has had it bleached like that for awhile, and she never fucking shuts up that OMG IM ELSA XDDD
I fucking hate her

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>>37183378
her left hand looks kinda big...

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>>37183378
I saw Elsa jean at a grocery store in Pennsylvania yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "miss, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

>>37183481
Why do vaginas look gross af?

>>37183395
She 17,but them hands 18. Not illegal if she jerks me off and I cum on her face.
Then chloroform her and take her to my basement where she can't tell anyone

>>37183525
This only works with real celebs.

excuse me porn whore, please get away from my pure waifu

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>>37183395
>dude shes like 17

Y-yeah

>>37183525
>I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands

Please, she could hold at least twice that many in her gigantic hands.

>>37183531
they are not made to look at them stupid fucko

>>37183727

Weak attempt at Photoshop, man. Proves nothing, she's still underage.

>>37183481
>>37183473
Women with large hands are more likely to have roasties, as they are both because of higher testosterone levels.

>>37183531
You mean post-pubescent vaginas

>>37183533
>She 17,but them hands 18

Them hands are the raw, veiny, muscular hands of a 45yo man who has worked before the open mouth of a blast furnace for last quarter century.

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>>37183378
The idea that someone finds an older male's virginity 'cute' has to be some kind of a joke to make the eventual reality feel even more cruel

>>37183378
Those hands are so gross

Always look at the hands fellas, they never lie

>>37183378
Those hands make me suspicious that there's a penis somewhere on her person.

>>37183378
She looks like a fake blonde hooker Elsa who fell and dented her chin.

>>37183533
>them hands are 18
fuqn underrated

>>37183525

I wonder what her diet is too remain that skinny.

>>37183525
No you didn't, her IG had her in LA