>"- So then I said, 'Only two days? How could someone

>>37182392
What do you neets plan on doing when your parents die?

Jokes on you.
Your life is already one.

might actually start getting popcorn for these threads, hopefully the ragie wagies will be here soon

>>37182452
Looks like they got here faster than your popcorn
>>37182429
>>37182433

>>37182392
At least I contribute to society and don't just sit on my ass all day doing fuck all.

>>37182392
I won't lie, these posts are getting really creative.

Also joke's on you, OP, since tomorrow's a holiday here in Canada

Ragie wagies haha
Don't get too mad, you know Mr Shekkelstein wants you bright and chipper for the work week

Oh look another one of these stupid fucking threads, fuck you. Worthless virgin cunt, I bet your life is soooo great smugposting about spending all your time doing literally nothing. So what if I only get a two day weekend, you probably don't even know when its the weekend because your brain has regressed to the mental age of a child who's only responsibility is to cry for mommy when he wants something, or when things get too hard. FUCK YOU.

I don't get it, how do you jobless people survive without an income?

>>37182559
wew havent heard that one before

try again wagecuck

>never loses his virginity since he never leaves his basement
>completely dependent upon his mommy
Boy I wish I could be a NEET

>>37182636
Parents take care of us or some of us get autismbux

>>37182636
Idk about everybody else but:
>inherited properties from dead grand parents
>200k+ profit every year
>invests the majority of it
>lives in one of the apartments I inherited
It's pretty nice. I invest the majority of the profit back into the business or paying wagies to take care of it but other than that I just sit around all day

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"What do you call a Wagie vacation?"

"Death."

>The crowd of NEET's roar in approval

"What do you call a Wagie with a hobby?"

"A liar."

>The NEET's explode into laughter

>>37182603

Tick tock wagie. Not long left of your final day of freedom before it's back to slaving away for 5 days

>>37182687
>le basement dweller meme!
Maybe if you wagecucks had an ounce of wisdom, you'd contribute to posting something more interesting but instead you prefer mediocrity.
Well at least you still have that haircut thing, right? :^)

>>37182429
excellent question I'm shitting myself tbqh dad's already deceased

>>37182392
>Not only am I broke off my ass, I literally do nothing and say I'm better than others!

These threads are desperate NEETs swirling the drain trying to feel superior by saying doing nothing is better than doing something. Keep doing nothing NEETfags. It's what your best at.

>/r9k/ neet threads have changed from being about self-help and self-improvement , to being shitty ironic meme threads.
/r9k/ has been ruined, and is now full of 18year olds knowing nothing about the world, and complaining about everything.

>>37183038
>he comes to /r9k/ for self help
What are you, some kind of faggot?
back to >>/b/nupol/fit/reddit

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>>37183038
>trying to feel like you're superior to people on /r9k/

Are you stupid?

>>37182452
ragie reporting for duty

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>>37182559
>wagie thinks he is contributing to society!!!

>>37182429
im gonna kill myself. i mean, shit, im gonna die one day. at least I didn't have to work

>>37182452
wagie who works 3x/week here making 55k

>>37183096
>>37183122
Hello nu-/r9k/.
Thanks for not understanding /r9k/. It's getting pretty late. Shouldn't you be in bed for school tomorrow?

>>37182745
please give me money neet. I work 60 hours a week and still poor. I'll suck you fat neet cock.

>>37182636
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>>37182392
Jokes on you NEET, I live in Canada so Monday is a holiday.