"Okay class, since it's the first day we're going

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>The first game we're gonna play is called, Are You a Virgin?
>Anon, why don't you go first? So, are you a virgin?

>>37181369
Yes, I am.
But thats where you come in.

>>37181470
That's actually pretty alpha.

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>sperg out
>tell class I want to be a coroner to stick hands in chest cavities and play with viscera
>this was this semester in college criminal investigation
>cops in class
>under their radars for rest of semester

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>uhh, i'm anon, i like playing videogames and sleeping

>>37181300
God I hate this shit, I'm in college. I don't give a good goddamn fuck who my classmates are unless I'm trying to fuck one.

>>37182409
I thought this shit only happened in high school.

Orogi

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"Ok, everyone pair up with someone."

>>37181470
> implying you ll ever have the balls to respond like that

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>>37181300

> Teacher starts asking what people like to do
> Class Stacy says "I like having sex!" as she fist pumps the air
> Everyone laughs
> Teacher turned to you "And you anon?"
> Chad says "Ha, he doesn't get any"
> Everyone laughs again

>>37181300
>"I sexually identify as a Raichu"

>>37182648
This is my worst nightmare.
Dropping out in middle school was obviously the right call

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>hey guize, im anon!!! i really like playing video games as you can tell and watching anime haha!
why did you have to remind me op

>"I drove a boat once"

>>37182576
>implying this situation would ever happen in the first place

>>37183575
A situation were a girl ask you if you re virgin might happend tho...

>>37181300
>ok everyone say one thing you did over the summer
>anon its your turn
>"y-you too"
fuck i hate these memories

>>37181300
Oh fuck this happened at the start of this school year, my teacher handed out this sheet and said find someone else with these traits. Most kids were trading answers, where as I was sitting there with nothing like an autist