Fembots, I hope you have an explanation why you aren't masturbating

>>37174192
I did earlier. Not horny anymore, sorry

>>37174192
because my bf will be fucking me tonite

>>37174192
I haven't seen your dick yet op

>>37174192
If I do it again I'll just be wasting time.

Because it makes me feel ashamed.

>>37174222
Then shouldn't you be getting yourself good and wet for him?

i did earlier and i my pubes are still soaked and sticky

>>37174267
Do you feel shame when you realize that tens, maybe hundred of guys are masturbating while reading your post?

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>>37174206
You wanna know how I know you aren't a femanon?

>women do not experience a refractory period

>>37174283
that's his job
I'd let him tongue fuck me before any kind of penetration

>>37174326
I do actually :( My clitoris is very sensitive

>>37174192
cuz im a fokin cisgender white whale

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>>37174290
>>37174290
>i did earlier and i my pubes are still soaked and sticky
>mfw

>>37174335
>that's his job
>I'd let him
>me
lmao no one cares how you feel. you're either pleasurable or worthless.

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im on sex,drive murdering mebs whay do you think
fagot

>>37174326
Really? Usually after I orgasm there's a few seconds or so where it's not comfortable to keep touching it. It's just very short. I also usually completely lose interest in anything sexual after orgasming, though it can easily return soon after.

>>37174192
still sore from chad tearing up my sugarwalls

>>37174192
I already did in February.

>>37174426
that's no refractory period.

>>37174426
I have to wait at least an hour before I can orgasm again. Not all women can have multiple orgasms.

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>>37174392
I suck at Larping
kek

>>37174452
It's not, but it's what the original poster described.

>>37174353
>>37174426
You two should be tied together in a basement with permanent vibrators to orgasm forever and ever.

>>37174192
because I did already
three times already
and I don't wanna anymore
I'm having my morning coffee

>>37174474
>an hour
>female
Nice try

>>37174512
have you ever lay with a woman?

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AH FUCK

I WANT TO MAKE YOU ALL PREGNANT

>>37174503
Sounds hot actually

I masturbated a couple times this morning.

>>37174326
A. Just because we don't have to wait 5 minutes to go again doesn't mean we want to keep going. We already came and are now no longer horny.
B. Shits sensitive for a bit just after for maybe a minute at most.
C. Unless i'm doing it REALLY gently rubbing shit for longer than an hour can leave me sore and my underwear is going to constantly be aggravating it.
E. Sometimes i'm just not horny, like right now, and don't WANT to masturbate. I got games to play and shit to do.

You should do NoFap. It works for women, too.

>>37174588
yeah but on the other hand I like masturbating so suck me

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>>37174232
>I haven't seen your dick yet op

what if there is no dick

>>37174192
Because I'm having a headache and I already did a few times earlier.

>>37174588
Yeah fuck that, I get super bitchy if I don't masturbate.

>>37174588
>giving up shattering orgasms for broscience
No thank you and what the fuck would i do when i get bored?

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I wonder if fembots pay with their buttholes when they masturbate.

I hope they do.

>>37174206
>>37174290
>>37174326
>>37174353
>>37174426
>>37174452
>>37174553
>>37174586
I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deepIy depressed... It feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.

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>>37174586
You wanna know how I know you're a feminist?

>intentionally leaving the D out

>>37174649
Most don't. Some do. Lots. Like LOTS.

>>37174649
nope, just my clit

>>37174654
fuck off vag envy poster

>>37174649
I don't desu.

>>37174654
Honestly it depends. Some women can't make themselves come at all, and our refractive period is 5-7 days long.

I've already cum like 4 times in the past hour. I can't seem to satisfy myself. It's actually kind of annoying.

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>ywn mindbreak a fembot

>>37174586
Why do women type like this? There's just something obnoxious about it.

>>37174588
>Don't masturbate
>now can't focus on anything
>now can't make six figures
>now can't afford my weekly escort OR my videogam addiction
>all these dildoes will be essentially dead investments gathering dust
>life is now crippling boredom, an increasingly bitchy attitude, and depression
No.

>>37174695
would you prefer a dick to satisfy you

>something tells me that every poster in this thread has a penis, albeit a sagy and dysfunctinal one

>>37174649
I don't really get the point. I have a moist hole full of nerve endings to give me pleasure and then there's the asshole. You don't even feel anything by touching it so what's the point?

>>37174715
Please let me be your weekly escort.

>>37174716
I think I'm going to opt for the vibrator soon to put me out of my misery.

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>>37174748
Definitely get one. Massagers are a wonderful thing.

>>37174654
train to unlink orgasms from ejaculations.
no refractory period after "dry" orgasms.

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>>37174667
So just how much do you play with your little butthole?

>>37174654
>soreness after getting done
>pain due to penetration
>periods swing your sex drive
>pregnancy fear
What do you envy exactly?

>>37174748
from experience, you want a multi-speed vibrator or you'll torture yourself by accident
and also get used to which speed feels best
clit vibrators are the best but playing with the clit while a bullet vibe is in your vag is something special

>>37174768
Why would you want a vibrator? You'll just make yourself less sensitive.

>>37174715
>can't afford my weekly escort
you're bad at RPing

>>37174735
>You don't even feel anything by touching it
that's where you're wrong, honey.

>>37174768

can you fit the whole in your butt?

>>37174790
>What do you envy exactly?
what I posted

>>37174794
That's a meme. Unless you're using a Hitachi all day every day.

>>37174805
I've never tried, and have absolutely no idea.

>>37174772
A lot but I'm a boy, sorry.

>>37174801
Well I don't, at least.

>>37174813
nah it's the same as deathgrip on a guy, you train yourself to be unable to cum except from extreme stimulation

I don't get horny all that often. I think part of it is being underweight so I don't really have much energy. I don't know really. I do it occasionally, really just when I absolutely want to.

I always have to piss after I cum and if I don't piss before masturbating it'll mess up my orgasm. Any other girls experience this?

>>37174695
You won't feel satisfied until you feel a cock throbbing inside you as it deposits a potent load of cum deep, right up against your cervix.

>>37174649
Personally yes it feels amazing but its rare for most.

The tl;dr of it is women are built on a crapshoot system for what does and doesn't feel good for them. Their vagina and/or asshole may or may not feel good let alone good enough to orgasm from. This is why 95% of women only orgasm from clitoral stimulation.
>>37174654
Well its good because it feels better for us. We have vastly more nerve endings basically everywhere important and orgasms light ALL that up like fireworks as our own muscled mash everything together in a nice way. Its like if instead of it just being that one muscle you have when guys orgasms its your entire core and pelvis feeling like that but key the sensitivity up 10 fold.
>>37174666
Damn, satan good catch. I haven't had my morning coffee yet i'm not at full functionality yet.
>>37174710
A. I dont care what your opinion is
B. why do you care
C. Is it really that big of an issue for you
E. Its a nice way of summarizing things.

>>37174836
But I can come just as well with my fingers, or a showerhead. Literally no problem.
>>37174855
Not really. I do pee before I start just got comfort but I don't particularly feel the need to pee afterwards I would say m

>>37174695
be my qt lewd e-friend to make fun of

>>37174856
Please do this to me, I need it.

>>37174855
sorta but I find I can't cum easily unless I feel the pressure of a full bladder

>>37174742
Are you good at conversations and cunnilingus?
>>37174797
Sorry I don't got the time and patience for a boyfriend and i'm willing to pay for an amazing date and sex.

>>37174867
>Well its good because it feels better for us. We have vastly more nerve endings basically everywhere important and orgasms light ALL that up like fireworks as our own muscled mash everything together in a nice way. Its like if instead of it just being that one muscle you have when guys orgasms its your entire core and pelvis feeling like that but key the sensitivity up 10 fold.
this just only makes me feel worse I wish I was dead

>>37174899
>Are you good at conversations
Yes.
>and cunnilingus?
I've never tried but wouldn't mind practicing lots.

>>37174790
>>soreness after getting done
>>pain due to penetration
>>pregnancy fear

These are positives.

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I kinda feel bad doing it as much as I do anyway.

stop with the ERP guys

>>37174914
>zero practice at one of the more skill and experience required sexual techniques
Nah. If I wanted to spend the next month training someone to be half decent i wouldn't be paying the escort for a job well done.

>>37174884
I want to make you a mother.

>>37174884
post a throwaway to talk to you on anon

Im on my period and feel shit. But mostly i cant be bordered

>>37174985
not him but I have an oral fetish, I've had a lot of practice and will do it for free desu

>>37175042
Are you hotter looking than the escort with a full head of hair?

>>37175016
Periods make your boobs sensitive.
Play with them instead.

>>37174911
Sounds like role playing to me. Basically all nerve endings are outside the vagina. But them im one of those females who get nothing from penetration.

>>37175057
Not always and Thats never in a good way. Its just sore

>>37175057
Not her but they're more sensitive but not in a good way for me. My nipples actually hurt.

>>37175075
I'm one of those females that enjoys shit rattling around in either hole and, if its gentle, the cervix feels really really nice instead of hurting.
Maybe i'm some new step in evolution or something or perhaps mom ate too many oysters and shrimp during pregnancy.

>>37175057
Same with the others. Yes they're sensitive but its more like a bruised feeling of sensitivity and the nips just hurt when touched.

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>>37175115
>the cervix feels really really nice
What the fuck, I did poke it once on accident and I thought I speared myself. I'm not sure I should be envious.

>>37175115
I"m somewhat jealous but id say you were in the minority there. No need for guys to get jealous when its a syruggle for many. I live in hope it'll come later in life with experience ;_;

>>37175158
I'm not jealous I just want to kill myself over it
big difference

>>37175135
Dunno. I know it hurts like a mother and causes cramps in most but if you aren't fucking punching it jackhammer style like most guys seem to think feels good then yeah it just feels really nice. Like a sharp jolt that goes outward from there.

>>37175199
I wouldn't know desu, I've just tried it on my own but it never felt good to me. But then again I'm almost exclusively into clitoral stimulation.

>>37175242
I can't do that too long. It gets painful just before i orgasm so its like an annoying brake on the fun train. Brightside vibrating things inside seem to be insulated enough to avoid that issue.

>>37175187
use your boyhole

>>37175276
I kinda like the mix honestly. Something buzzing on my clit and something inside me, especially if I'm close to orgasm.

>>37175199
...is my cervix busted? I've never had any "sharp" feeling from that. It's always just been dull pressure. I like it, but it's never been a sharp sensation.

>>37175330
Dunno about busted but you're one of us rare types.
That shit for what seems like 99% of us hurts like a motherfucker. Seriously, they look like they were just shot.

>>37175330
>>37175368
Fucking abnormals with your magic vaginas, I can barely stand to have things inside me for any extended period of time.

Lewd femanons would you date a robot?

>>37175420
Really, really depends on the kind of robot. I'm not going to date someone who is going to spend all their time telling me I'm subhuman, but I do have a thing for awkward guys(really, not the ~haha quirky~ kind) and my aesthetic taste in men is.... questionable. So some robots would be right up my alley I'm sure.

>>37175420
yes, as long as he was
a. into bdsm
b. submissive but willing to switch every so often
c. masochist
e. a no less than three fucks a day man

my libido is nonexistent

>>37175420
Depends if that robot is low maintenance, is a good conversationalist, has a nice sized dick, has a full head of hair, actively enjoy eating me out as if your life depended on it, and is handsome as fuck.
>>37175416
If it makes you feel better i'm basically wasting it.

>>37175473
>>37175490

would you date a turbo autist?

>>37175490
I fit that list perfectly
>>37175473
Don't post in women hate th

>>37175420
Only the non bitter woman hating type who spergs about roasties and tells me to get raped. So hateful.. Only my kind quiet male equivalent who goes unnoticed on here.

>>37175528
>wasting it
Do you mean you're not getting laid or that you don't masturbate enough?
Because it's not wasted if you masturbate.

>>37175490
>b. submissive but willing to switch every so often
>c. masochist
>e. a no less than three fucks a day man
Definitely me, emphasis on the last part. The E part

>>37175563
date me

t.turbo autist

>>37175490
Would you date a girl too?

>>37175543
Basic hygiene is a must, so probably not.

>>37175473
If you like spergy skellies h-hmu

>>37175577
I masturbate MAYBE once a week, only have an escort fuck it once a week, and if its not either of those its a chick without a dick.

From what i'm hearing its like owning a ferrari just to drive to the grocery store and back.

>>37175652
what is basic hygiene?

I shower twice a week

But I am, I'm masturbating to the gay threads with all the anons talking about fucking each other sucking each other's dicks~

Makes me so horny

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Disgustin females leave this board reeeeeee

>>37175607
I think im beyond dating anyone on here desu. Im getting older im not a virgin and you all seem so fucking young

>>37175701
Wow.
Honestly not sure how you can do that. Can I ask how old you are? I heard sex drive kinda calms down after your twenties.

>>37175756
Does your name start with A? I have a friend who pretends to be a gay twink on 4chan to get off on it.

>>37175779
Not that autist, but I don't mind an older non-virgin as long as she's nice

>>37175779
I'm nearly 24

>>37175804
> I have a friend who pretends to be a gay twink on 4chan to get off on it.
Can you give me their contact

Leave this place, normalwaste. Sage.

>>37175779
are you 25 and own two cats?

t. turbo autist

>>37175806
Im not exactly into younger. Im just saying im hardly a catch and id hate to feel as though someone was just settling for me
>>37175831
But older

>>37175867
I'm no "into" older. But it doesn't bother me. I'm neutral to it

>>37175864
U got me. What gave it away

>>37175804
I'm on the wrong side of 25 but not 30, i'm "24" usually, and that shit has a nice sharp dropoff.
20's it was like 8 times a day and i'd do basic paperwork at home sitting on a vibrator cause there wasn't enough hours in the day. Supposedly its supposed to jump back up post 35 and i'll magically see having kids as desirable instead of horrendous.

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LEAVE MY BOARD NORMIES REEEEEEEE

>>37175903
the power of autism :)

will you date me now?

t.turbo autist

>>37175849
I just have her on kik, it's cassandratroya. She's kinda qt but way too much into male gay shit imo.

>>37175904
Ah okay, well I'm just 20 so I'm still at that "8 times a day" phase (well, four or five honestly).
I can't see it changing anytime soon but who knows.

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>>37175804
No it doesn't, I don't post in those threads, I just lurk them

although I did pose as pic related once, in a non-lewd thread, just to see how the anons would react I was not disappointed

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>>37175756
WILLY
A
R
S

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>>37175956

lmao this is what robots find attractive?

>>37176004
For a boy, he's pretty cute! The actual person claimed to be 24 and not a trap

>>37175980
hnnngggg

>>37175955
Its literally a switch that flicks off one day that you won't notice right away until you realise its been a bit since you wanted to.

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>>37175956
is that a boi or a gurl?

I've done the same thing with pic related

>>37175617
wouldn't most fembots here date a woman though?

>>37175903
Are you kitter kats cute?

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The sorry state of this board is absolutely abhorrent.
Femwhores run rampant, normies control everything.

We cannot stand for this.
Brothers, friends, fellow robots.

We cannot stand for this. There was once a time when /r9k/ was a magical place, a place where the shunned and despised had a place to speak, where the voiceless had a voice, where the blind could see.

Fembots DON'T exist.
Females are born into this world, pampered and loved by all of society, and worshipped by everyone.
These abhorrent skanks can spread their legs, and 100s of normies will line up to be with them.

They do not know suffering. They do not know what true pain is.

Wake up, robots, and realize, that they aren't here to help you. They're here to gather (You)s, to make themselves feel better about their normie problems.

>Sage femwhore posts.
>Destroy roastie threads.
>Defend /r9k/.

Femwhore threads are to be hijacked, and re-appropriated into pro-robot threads.
NORMIES BTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

LEAVE THIS BOARD YOU DIRTY WHORE,
ROTTEN DOWN TO THE CORE.

REEEEEEEE.

>>37175756
how do i get a gf like you? just wondering

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>>37176039
God, I really really hope it doesn't. I don't want to wake up one day and suddenly not feel like diddling myself. It's one of my few hobbies.

>>37176064
Not in my experience at least. Sadly.

Females are like binary computers, with only two emotions.
1 : I am getting attention.
0 : I am not getting attention.

They don't have anything else that drives them.

They have no values, no morals, no beliefs.
They don't know what companionship or friendship is.
They are powered only by those two emotions.

ROASTIES HAVE NO MORALS OR VALUES.
THEY ADOPT THE ATTRIBUTES YOU DESIRE IN A WOMAN TO GAIN ATTENTION.
REEEEEE.

>>37176050
It's a boy, he was (kinda) complaining about when he would go out with his little sister, people would think HE was the little sister. Then he posted a pic of himself and in response he got the cute girl treatment

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NEVER EVER DARE TO FORGET

Because I feel guilty and dirty after I do.

>>37176075
dont give into the roastie curse. they only want your money and sanity

>>37176069
I came to this board long before anyone started the roastie shit. These posts are even worse tban the attention whores themselves

>>37176135
i want to give a fembot my money and sanity desu.

>>37176075
plenty of girls get aroused by gay stuff, but a lot of them won't admit it

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ROASTIES ARE PUTRID
NEGATE THEM LIGHT
LET THEIR MAGGOTS DEVOUR THEM
MAKE THEM SUFFER

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>>37176065
Debatable. I have a soft spot for ugly/cute things. Theyre hairless and that repulses many mean people b. People dont like things that are different but i think theyre beautiful perfect boys

>>37176084
You still can you just rarely have the need to. Every little thing like a good looking guy or a phallic object walking into your line of sight won't result in even a tingle unless its your time of the month or just before.

>>37176141
Don't delude yourself, brother.

Roasties aren't self-aware.
They don't know what pain and suffering is.
Soon they will.

>>37176180
His face is yellow-orange

>>37176180
I want to make love with a delivery girl

>>37176160
the same way how lesbian stuff is awesome

>>37176160
I think a whole lot admit it, at least going from stuff that's trending online among girls. "shipping" and stuff, I feel like every teenager on tumblr gets off to gay shit.

>>37176200
Well I'm a dyke so that wouldn't change much.
Also quite a lot of girls seem to get horny during their period? I just get it two days before and then during ovulation for a few days but never right on my period since I'm kinda busy having a splitting headache.

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no roastie talkie till i finish my coffee

Sex is disgusting and so is masturbation.

Explain why you aren't doing anything productive, and it better be good.

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>>37176221
Hes a ginge despite being mostly pink. Named bernard matthews bc hes a turkey butt

>>37176211
vlad can you tell us more about you, im interested. what is it that fuels this burning hatred against the roast

>>37176256
fuck is a roastie

>>37176084
not the other fembot but I would date a woman at least and I thought most women were slightly bi?

>>37176253
Its a hormonal issue though there can always be outliers when it comes to how the vagina works to constantly confuse and befuddle men.

>>37176282
I'm honestly convinced that's just a male fantasy at this point, most girls I know aren't the slightest bi.
But I went to a goody-good Catholic school so I don't know.

>>37176270
lurk more faggot. you are in a fembot thread without knowing what a roastie is. truly you have become an orbiter

>>37176253
>"shipping" and stuff, I feel like every teenager on tumblr gets off to gay shit.

maybe but not all of them actually get aroused by it, for some it's just the "cute factor" which I also like sometimes

Tried but I'm unable to get an orgasm. I don't even bother anymore because It's boring and dissapointing.
Since I don't eat much anymore my sex drive is pretty much gone. Just sometimes I read hentai or fan fics just because I like the feeling of being aroused

>>37176308
REPLY LESS FG44T B4 I RHOAST U THEN U BE THE RHOASTE FG44IT

>>37176303
maybe that's it, so did I and there they were really aggressively straight but also I find a lot of "straight" women are attracted to other women even if they don't want to date them?
I think the whole eternal torture hanging over their heads discourages women from experimenting there lol

>>37176361
I don't know if a troll or an underaged fag

>>37176303
I'm bi in that i just hate the fact if i bring a guy home its a crapshoot on if he'll know what to do and his size whereas if i bring a chick home she knows what to do and the escort i use knows his shit and basically has the perfect body for the job in all aspects so why accept substitutes.

Question fembots, do you have a big bladder?

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>>37176340
Sure, but a lot of them actually get off to it. No judgment, to each their own, it just seemed to get kinda prevalent lately.

>>37176370
If they're attracted to women but don't want to date them, they're not actually attracted to women, they just play "lol I'm bisexual teehee" to get guys off.

>>37176401
If you put it like that it makes sense. I don't think there's lesbian escorts though and I'm kinda stupidly romantic anyway so I'd probably feel weird about it.

Over the past few threads, our troops have been planting seeds of doubt in your minds.

You now see that females are not who they pretend to be.
They are not robots, and they are certainly not here to help you.
They are oppressors here to destroy you, and destroy everything you've ever created.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE WILL DEFEND OUR BELOVED HOMELAND.
REEEEEEE.
ROASTIES LEAVE THIS BOARD NOW.

>>37176460
bisexuality is like a scale see, I'm about exactly bi and in a stable relationship with grill who is also bisexual and I can see that even pure bis (equally attracted to men and women) are less common than people slightly more attracted to one or the other

also there's totally lesbian escorts and I don't know this for any lewd reasons

>>37176180
please clean those ears omg

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>>37176521
>I don't know this for any lewd reasons
Suuuure you don't, anon.
Now I'm curious though.

>>37176460
>lesbian escorts
Theres FEMALE escorts, gay male escorts, or straight male escorts.

Female escorts fill both categories.
Just remember escorts are different than hookers.

>that image
>dyke
Austrianon?

>>37176545
They have no hairs in their ears so they get super waxy fast. Its hardly animal cruelty to not jump on them every time they dare show a bit of uncleanliness. Theyre animals and they really wouldnt appreviate me waking them up with sticks in their ears

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>>37176643
Yeah but that's the point, I'd rather not have an escort that's also servicing guys, if I have that choice. Like if I'm paying a lot for it I'd like it to be ideal (not that I'm gonna go looking for escorts anyway).
>escorts are different than hookers
Escorts are just really expensive hookers, aren't they?

>Austrianon
Guilty as charged

>>37176549
no, don't steal the last of my purity by making me telll

>>37176643
no I can assure you there's lesbian escorts, there's a group here (legal, thank aus) that has them and bans all men from calling lol

>>37176679
depending where you live they're either high class prostitutes, companions who don't fuck you, or prostitutes called escorts to evade anti-prostitution laws
confusing I know

>>37176724
You gotta tell anon. You gotta.

And well, prostitutes/escorts are legal here, just pimping is illegal I think.

>>37176659
but it looks like they've never been cleaned like in forever
that wax has some kind of black dirt already.

>>37176507
dumb tripfag poster

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>>37176507
>our troops
Lel this fucking guy

>>37176772
why don't you make me

here brothels, pimping is legal as well but licensed and regulated

>>37176936
Don't you know? This guy is the founder of the glorious 3rd shock elite troopers, the liberators of /r9k/ ;^)

yeah, the one I mentioned a few weeks ago in incest thread

>>37174192
fembots do not exist, just sayin'
we shall purge you filthy scum out of this board, r9k will shine once again

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT """FEMBOTS"""

WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT YOU RETARD

STOP POSTING AND ALSO KILL YOURSELF

>>37177105
>The city of (you)
Very embarrasing.

>>37176961
>why don't you make me
Because you're probably vastly more experienced and I bet professional escort dommes are way better at making you do things.
But please tell me anyway. I'm so curious.

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>tfw ill never get dicked b/c im too much of a socially anxious mess to even consider taking a guy up on a date

Turns out being raised as a strictly conservative Christian fucks you up in modern society. I'm already an expired christmas cake with no hope of recovery.

>>37176775
Thats like 3 days worth max and its bothering him.. you don't even know

>>37177209
How old are you? It's never too late.
Also Christmas cake is never bad

>>37176679
Wide label and depends.
Prostitues are JUST for fucking.
Escorts you can take out to a nice place you enjoy, are usually required by their boss to be well read and capable of conversing with anyone so "charming", and take care of their nice bodies.

You can absolutely take an escort out on a "for yourself" date and they drive you around, have a nice time, and come back home no sex needed.
If i had to put it prostitutes are for your body escorts for the soul.

Rich guys usually take them out as a status symbol i can afford to take this out all the time type thing.

>>37177311
Okay, but you still end up having sex right? I would definitely like going out on a fancy date or a "girlfriends" night out but sex would be important too.
N-not that I'm gonna do it. But it's kinda interesting to think about.

>>37177292
27. My body is long past its prime now.

>>37177209
>christmas cake
pretty sure you ghosted me on kik

>>37177388
If you want. The best way to look at it is you're paying for their time. What you decided to do with that time is up to you.

>>37177507
I see. That sounds really interesting, thanks for engaging me.

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>>37177426
Oh look at this, we're in the same boat. I'm also 27 and my body is way past my prime (my prime was pretty much at 18 y/o).
Maybe it's not too late for you.

>>37177426
don't be absurd, girls in their late 20s are hottest, plus perfect marriage/breeding age

>>37177426
But if you have values that wont matter to a guy looking for waifu material. Young girls around 20 are dumb as rocks and annoying as fuck to be around. I finally managed to find a girl with some decent values and been with her for 2 years, she just turned 27. Id take her over any dumbass 20 year old girl whos only got youth on their side. Besides if you take care of yourself you can look good into your 40's.

t. Former wizard

>>37177209
Why don't you get to know someone me on the internet and then have sex with them?

>>37177209
Well, if i lived near you i would dick you up in the spot till you were filled up, but then i'm 100% sure i live too far from you.

>>37177426

ayy bby I'm past my prime too lets meet

>>37177209
If it makes you feel any better theres men that like that and "older" bodies so if you ever manage to pull one don't worry.
I'm honestly fairly certain most really don't care about your body so long as you're weight appropriate.

>>37177209
Being raised Christian didn't fuck you rejecting it and becoming a subhuman apostate ruined you

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>>37174192
>its too much work
>id rather just let chad fuck me so i can be lazy

fucking cunts
>>37174335
HOLY FUCK GET THE FUCK TO YOUR NEAREST HIGHWAY AND DODGE CARS!

>>37174192
l'm asexuaI.. ?

>>37179014
>l'm asexuaI.. ?
No such thing

>>37179014
you still get tingles in your panties dont you? or are you even a genetic female?

>>37178920
>>37174392
You guys do KNOW you're supposed to give us ours first, right.
Like, its not even a moral thing or guys service ME type deal. When we cum our brains get hit with hormones and chemical markers that makes us more emotionally receptive and enforce or create an emotional bond.
Basically it helps us form an emotional attachment to you and sex with you or reinforces it. Want a girl to instantly love you? Give them a shatterer first and foremost, seriously let them know this is about them it helps, and then fuck them. That will literally feel like the best dicking ever and they'll carve that imagine of your face and eyes into their memory forever.

Its THE cardinal rule of sex and leads to that "I don't care about his dick size or performance he's MINE" mentality.

>>37179092
stuff like this is why you're alone, you know

>>37179178
Nice damage control there you FAGGOT

>>37179155
>us
>ours

just stop

>>37179230
you can thrash and cry but your attitude is why no one likes you

>>37179092
They sed the same about the giant squid but
I dont want any tentacles near me thank you.

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>>37179155
>fuck girl good
>makes them want you even more emotionally

fuckin females will NEVER make any sense. does this even work when girls get smashed by literally a bakers dozen before they hit puberty? Fucking stupid used goods man.

im done being an asshole, please say more information

>>37179145
Once in a blue moon and even then it's probably coz I sat on some wet grass or something
>biologically. mentally. socially... ly

>>37179334
Yes. Thats how it works. Its like a mental switch.

Imagine a piece of paper and every guys dick is jizzing glitter.
That orgasm leads to afterglow and that afterglow is like glue.
All those other guys' glitter just falls off but yours sticks to it and spells "i love you." Like some cheezy but romantic valentines day card. Just make sure you reapply glitter and reinforce the card from time to time by making sure what they're reading on that card is actually true.

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>>37179435
seems like your goal for sex is pretty selfish. are you suggesting that sex is the only binding factor in a relationship?

This is why men are disregarding females these days. They are so brainwashed by media and tumblr tier pseudo-psychiatry! What does the man get out of this? a selfish sex obsessed female that if he cant satisfy her one day she gets a booty call from jamal and jumps on it?!

are you currently in a relationship?

>>37179525
Nah. You gotta do usual relationship shit too but sexually speaking you want a healthy sex life the key to her heart is her emotions and this is how you do it.

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>>37179569
i was trying pretty hard to fuck with you, but you seem like a legitimately reasonable and understanding female. Tell me your name and your address, and i promise to provide you safety in the beta uprising.

I kid, really though. How old are you? Whats an average day like for you? Do you have girl friends that are reasonable like you?

>>37179569
Healthy sex life is jew code for disgusting degenerate fornicators

>>37175490
>e. no less than three fucks a day
how does anyone even have that much time?

>>37179645
I'm 27 and right now my career is peaking in a good way so i'm trying to cash in on the fact i'm female and hopefully attain some sort of social life I've sacrificed for said career.
My average day consists of going to work, slaving away and being depressed about it, driving home blasting Sleep the entire way, taking my laptop to my room and/or bed, loading up some ss, bestiality, dickgirl on male, or rape doujins, And seeing where the night and my hands go. I currently have my eyes on several girls and boys so we'll see where that goes.
>>37179836
If it makes you feel better i also feel emotionally close with someone when we cuddle and hold hands and I don't even need or want emotional eye to eye grinding our pelvises and lips together until we become one being i can tell when you're close just from your hands and the way they grip mine sex in the missionary position unless thats what (You) want.

>>37179942
Not her but if sex takes as long as masturbation that's not even an hour a day. I bet you spend five times that just shitposting.

>>37179942
Depends. Quickies exist.
Finger blast me in record time i'll make sure your fucking hips give out in 5 minutes flat.
T.Degenerate Jew-Code WindTalker

>>37180164
>dickgirl on male,
post your favs

>>37180164
holy fuck marry me. with my sex skills and your sex drive, i would leave you braindead. you also seem like a fun person to hang out with. Legit, where you livin? You're way too well rounded to be american. how do you feel about tentacles and latex gloves?

>>37180463
Oldie but goldies.
https://nhentai.net/g/46473/
https://nhentai.net/g/17640/

I got more but they were on my laptop i left at fucking work and now its missing.

>>37180593
oh god i hope its password protected, with no personal information on it. Id literally die if someone got a hold of my laptop.

>>37180502
I'm currently in jew york and are you white or asian and between the ages of17to 20?
I don't mind tentacles but latex means the lube won't hold as well why not leather?

>>37180659
Its just my FapTop, grabbed the wrong one, and has a password.
Best case scenario an intern knows my fetishes.

>>37180717
I once left my ebook reader on my desk in school and some bitch grabbed it and told everyone I'm reading Elsanna fanfiction. Worst feel.

>>37180815
Just try to ship it. Worst case you're exactly as bad as they assumed and you've lost nothing you haven't already. Best case someone pipes up and genuinely enjoys it as you do.
think elsa gives cubeless icecube oral?

>>37180906
Well that was like 4 years ago and luckily I haven't seen those bitches again ever since school ended (except on a reunion 3 days ago which just reminded me why I don't go to shit like that).
I sure hope she does. Ice cubes and clits are made for each other

>>37180694
I'm mullato, attractive as fuck, got a chiseled jaw, and I'm 26 even though I look 22. I ask about latex cuz I've got a dentist fetish. When they lean me back in the chair and tell me to open wide, then start poking their fingers in my mouth, I've just got a boner the whole time. When they are talking to me I'll gently suck their fingers and if they pause or look at me weird I just play it off as trying to talk to them.

But I take it you only like younger guys? How about guys that look just as young?

>>37180164
You'll burn in hell fornicator

>>37181023
fuck off nigger
>>37180694
i fit all of your criteria and am white
post throwaway

>>37181060
Hell has a special place for me as its honorary member of the orgy pits.
>>37181023
I need a young man who hasn't gone past his peak of cuteness who's white or asian. I'm sorry.
>>37181084
Are you short, fresh faced, and naive?

>>37181299
>Are you short, fresh faced, and naive?
Yes, no (because I stopped shaving), yes

>>37181299
I'm actually cute and handsome, but I know what kind of boy you want. That's what my current girlfriend wanted. She wanted to sissify me, I told her straight up "I'll dress like a girl for fun when I want, but I'm a man" and she's had to deal with my toxic masculinity ever since. She loves getting bossed around by me, and I let her boss me too.

Guess some people just want what they want. I'd just hate to be the sad little boy you get. A naive man? Hed basically be a girl. However, I can see how you might get excitement from teaching him the ways of sexy and kink.
C'est la vie

Still though. You're a cool chick

I don't want my hands to get covered in period blood.

>>37181681
I'd lick you clean for the whole week

>>37181681
That's what showerheads were invented for you pleb

>>37181762
No that's what tongues are for, pretty sure. I read it in a biology book.

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Fembots are very impure

>>37181926
Well yes, but this thread was about masturbation and I doubt she's that flexible.
I'm not and I'm doing gymnastics.

>>37182022
Are you surprised?

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>>37181762
This. Set it to between the massage setting and normal.
>>37181662
I did say girl or boy and naive, young, and freshfaced at that point they're basically the same and fit the same clothes.
>>37181331
I need a young young man in my life i can get on pic related and perfectly preserve him, sorry.

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>>37174192
I've already done it five times today fampai, same for the past couple days. Not only am I physically spent, but the smell is starting to become overwhelming.

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>>37182170
I'm at six, step it up senpai.

>>37182170
what's gotten into you besides your fingers ?

thinking about dicks?

>>37182170
>>37182288
Either of you be my ultra horny gf to fap with on mic

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>>37182317
Just ovulation for me honestly, it's like my body is actively betraying me.

>>37182376
Ask her, I'm a huge homo.

>>37182108
You realize I can shave and start doing that stuff right?

>>37182443
You've already finished puberty your facial and shoulder structures are already keyed i can't make you /ss/-tier. i'm so sorry.

>>37182750
You were expecting a pre-pubescent boy? tbf I am very thin

>>37182423
>Just ovulation for me honestly, it's like my body is actively betraying me.

That must be frustrating.
I know a way to make sure you don't ovulate for at least 9 months.

>>37182969
It's frustrating kinda but not so bad honestly. Way more fun than periods.

>>37174649
No the fuck I don't, because that place is filthy and I'm a hypochondriac.

>>37183258
Clean your butthole, fembot.

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Time for the daily reminder:

Fembots are for breeding

>>37183258
You wipe and shower right?

>>37183282
>>37183356
I shower twice a day and keep myself clean but that doesn't change the fact that the asshole is the portal for actual, literal fecal matter. You can only scrub it until it reaches a point where you can say "Oh that place is clean, for a poop chute."

The opening into that place will always, irrevocably, no matter how much cleaning, lead into an organic tube of shit. You will always be sticking your finger into a place only shit will ever reside, or inhabit. I"m not putting my finger near a place of eternal filth.

>>37183479
This entire post just makes me think you don't actually clean it well enough

>>37183479
but if you live in city, you literally live and breathe fecal matter, anon. There's no way around it

>>37183522
You really don't understand.

An asshole is and will always be an asshole. Nothing will ever come from there but shit. The very fabric of its makeup is irrevocably stained with filth and feces from a lifetime of shit exiting it. Into the asshole, beyond the rectum, there will always be shit. Resting there. Waiting. Being fucking disgusting. And you can't change that unless you're on an IV drip meal plan or something. You can, and damn well should, maintain the entrance so that it isn't colored like shit or anything, but no matter what it will lead into a world of shit and I want to my precious fingers to have nothing to do with it.

>>37183563
I try not to think about that.

>>37183869
>I want to my precious fingers to have nothing to do with it.
>precious fingers

I bet you have cute little fingers.
Girl hands are so cute.

>>37183869
Awww
you're a dainty little thing

I saw something about refractory periods earlier in the post:
I don't have a refractory period
Theres those 5 seconds where it feels awkward to touch but it still stays hard and I can come again if there's enough stimulation, anyone else have this?

>>37183869
Girls don't poop, though. Not pretty ones anyway.

>>37184668
>anyone else have this?
Yes, a tiny amount of guys can do that. I was really surprised to find out that there are guys who can't, since I've always been that way. Fucking weakdick cucks lmao.

>>37174192
I'm currently on NoFap until I get a new boyfriend. 2 weeks and going strong

>>37184805
Literally how do you survive. I feel like scratching everyone's eyes out after even 5 days during my period.

>>37184805
NoSchlick

2 weeks is not much for a girl though, is it?

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>>37184805
2 weeks?! how the fuck do you do it?

>>37184839
Hide all your toys at mummy's place and keep your nails long. It is suprisingly easy this way. Try it!
>>37184844
Well I don't know. I don't feel the urge to do the do everyday so it feels easy enough. Cant speak for others tho


But waiting is worth it. The sex I will have is going to be amazing.

>>37184907
>The sex I will have is going to be amazing
you hope or know?

>>37184844
Uh, yeah it is. I once had both my wrists in plaster and it was pure fucking torture.

>>37184907
>implying I wouldn't just take 5 showers a day. Plus I do still live at mummy's place.

>>37184956
I know. I've done this 2 times in the past. Depends on the guy though. If he only lasts like 10 minutes then he is not the one for me

>>37184974
Are you a nymphomaniac?

>>37184772
I'm not pretty, but I'm very clean.

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>>37184981
In all fairness thats what i was implying, be a bit of a bummer to find a partner then find out the sex was kinda weak especially if you've NoFapped for 2 weeks.

>>37174855
Yes. They're closely linked. I definitely have to go to the bathroom afterwards.

>>37185027
I'm actually a total virgin.

>>37184805
>new boyfriend
OP said fembots, femnormies

>>37184981
do you like a guy who has girth

>>37185146
that doesn't mean you can't have an abnormally high libido

>>37185187
Yeah, I guess.
I don't know how much is "abnormal", though? I just figure people have different sex drives and stuff.

>>37185244
by abnormal I mean much higher than average

would you like like your v-card to be taken from you?

>>37185244
What are your fetishes? Nilla or freak?

>>37185292
Yeah but I don't know how much average is though? I figure like once, twice a day maybe?
I'm not really in a hurry with that.

>>37185320
BDSM, lesdom, voyeurism. Mostly vanilla-ish really.

>>37185365
>lesdom
Dyke get out

>>37185384
I'm not a dyke though

>>37185408
>lesdom
Dike go away

>>37185408
you're only a dyke if youre the dom

>>37185470
Definitely not a domme.

>>37185365
>I'm not really in a hurry with that.

the real thing is better, just saying

>>37185365
Do you have actual hobbies to go with your fetishes?

>>37185470
>he doesn't know about femme dommes and sub femmes.

>>37185557
That's what guys always say but I've yet to meet one who vibrates.
Just kidding I know it's about the emotional connection and whatnot.

>>37185575
What hobbies go with fetishes except masturbation?

>>37185576
Wait I thought dyke is like, just another word for lesbian?

>>37185624
What hobbies do you have at all

>>37185624
>Just kidding I know it's about the emotional connection and whatnot.

It's not. It's about not being in control, the skin on skin contact, the arousal, the heat, the erogenous zones.

Have you ever tried tickling yourself? doesn't work does it? well same goes for some of the places on your body during sex. You can grope your own your own boobs, but it's just not the same as having your boobs played with by someone else

>>37185624
dyke is like a super butch lesbo that sleeps with everything in site, not a cute feminine one.

>>37185685
Honestly not a whole lot. I play tennis, I like to read, shitposting, vidya but not a lot lately because I've just been feeling like shit (not depressed or anything, just sick).

>>37185739
Yeah but it really doesn't seem worth the hassle for slightly better orgasms. Unless I just magically fall in love suddenly.

>>37185743
Okay fair enough, I thought dyke is like a generic bad word for lesbian like faggot is for gays. My bad.
For what it's worth if I could choose I'd rather have a qt feminine domme

>>37185772
Non-shit tastes anon

>>37185772
>I play tennis
Why are rich people on /r9k/?
Do you like badminton too?

>>37185772
>Yeah but it really doesn't seem worth the hassle for slightly better orgasms.

Not necessarily better orgasms, but better experience

>hassle

Oh, honey, there is no hassle. You are female

>>37185743
Dyke is any subhuman woman attracted to her own sex you fag apologist

>>37185797
Well thanks anon.

>>37185799
I'm not even that rich. I've played badminton too but I'm not a huge fan. Squash though.

Just out of curiosity, how often is "normal" to masturbate then? Because I'm kinda getting wildly varying answers.

>>37174192
What does fembot ass smell like

Does anyone know

>>37185848
once a day or once every other day probably idk. I've always had a high libido so hard to gauge
If you play tennis for fun you're rich

>>37185877
Yeah me too, hence why I asked. And it's not like I can ask all of my two friends about it because they'd lie and say it's gross like the stupid stuck-up bitches they are.
So if I play tennis because my mother made me, that's okay though right?

>>37185932
>So if I play tennis because my mother made me,
That means you're super rich

>>37185955
Honestly that's not a cliche I'm familiar with. Golf, sure maybr. Polo, lacrosse, yeah. But tennis seems pretty middle class

>>37185995
Baseball and soccer are middle class, basketball, football, and x-sports are lower class

>>37186026
Well I'm European so baseball and football aren't really a thing here, and basketball barely is because we don't really have any black people. So I wouldn't know honestly.

>>37186096
Oh well that changes things
What country?

I'm fingerfucking myself right now actually. Creamy.

>>37186112
I'm from Poland

>>37186143
>creamy
Ovulation is a bitch huh

>>37186143
want a lewd partner to talk to?
please

>>37186155
>Ovulation is a bitch huh
I'm not even ovulating. If I was I wouldn't take breaks to shitpost.

>>37179435
well. so much for love

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>>37186223
That's fair enough, aha.
Shitposting is just distracting anyway

>>37186143
>creamy
that's my fetish femanon

>>37186209
My bf who is a robot wouldn't be too happy about that.

>>37186444
If he was a robot he wouldn't have a gf. You are also not a fembot

>>37186486
It's ok to be jealous of him anon

>>37186155
>Poland
You mean East Germany or West Russia?

>>37187188
More East Germany. Or rather closer to that then to Russia.

it hurts my penis kind of

>>37174222

He asked fembots

>>37187156
I am jealous of him because I'm jealous of all normalfags

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>>37174666

KEK. Top

666

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>>37175956

Boy or girl?

666

>>37175855

What does sage mean?


123987123987

>>37176050

Boy or girl?

ori

Because I am a soldier in The Lord's Army and I will not let The Enemy distract me with the brief fleshy pleasures of this fleeting world!!

Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

>>37176936

Shut the fuck up. R9k has been invaded by the definition of normies: females.