>ugly guys can't have girlfrien... look at this, he is

here's how:
She's not that qt

>>37172943
she thicc tho famal

>>37172876
How do I not know she is not a relative or is he is just a friend to her?

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>>37172943
>>37172957
Im physically fit, have a good face, and have a job but i still cant get a girl like that to be my gf, they just dont respond to me when i message them on pof and okc. I look a million times better thn this guy and i cant get a gf

What the fuck am i doing wrong?

>>37172876
Aren't they that meme couple everyone was making fun of a few years ago? They're brainwashed Mormons. That's literally the only reason they are (were?) together.

>>37173000
Show yourself anon. We'll be the judge of that.

>>37172957
You need to get out and see more females. That is a slightly above average frame at best. There are much thiccer women out there who's bootys will make you faint

>>37172876
I know one example like this.
The thing is, he orbited the girl for more than one year.

>>37173031
Where I live, girls are all sticks. They have no ass.

>>37172981
Google it anon they are couple maybe married didn't red whole story

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>>37173029
This is my tinder. I can get matches but they either dont reply or send mindnumbing 3 word replies which go in the fucking trash

>>37173020
Ahh I knew there was something. It just goes to show you that you cannot trust the normies that come here. Always spreading lies and untruths. I almost envy them in their ignorant bliss.

>>37173062
your whole style looks ridiculous. you look like some spanish dude from 1800.

>>37172876

There's nothing more gross than fat love.

>>37173062
Have you tried not being ugly? Or being interesting?

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>>37173062

Indigo Montoya pls go

>>37173151
Switched to long hair meme because i was tired of getting bashed for shekels twice a month at the barbers if i want to stay looking all hipster mode all the time

>>37173062
>fit
HAHAHAH
>anticommunism
wheres the fedora u ugly fuck?

>>37173062
You're very attractive but you could work on some things. The haircut reminds me of a sculpture from the Renaissance. Try something more modern and in-style. Women are followers and do what other women are doing - and they expect their men to do the same and blend in with the crowd. It's shallow as fuck but whatever, do it for the pussy.

Your beard is low-quality. You seem to struggle with growing more hair. I would shave it off and leave the mustache and hair under your lip.

The pose. Look at the fucking camera. Smile and look friendly. Put a goddamn shirt on. It makes you look trashy when you pose shirtless. Girls only like that if you're fit, which you should consider.

Besides the photo, your bio is fine I guess. Focus on appearing less trashy.

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>>37173230
Post your body, bubba boyo

I bet you have years on me too, i'm 20 (^:

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>>37173274
LOL you call that fit, bro?

>>37173274
Holyshitthoseshoulders

>>37173318
What kind of point do you think youre making by posting an internet model who runs gear cycles? Im all natural.

>>37173062
i really like your haircut anon, its pretty effay

He probably has a personality that really meshes with hers.

>>37173318
anon, are you retarded or just underaged?

1 ugly guy in 100,000 will eventually get lucky as opposed to the 1/10 average guy and 100% success rate of Chad

>>37172876
She's getting brutally reamed by Chad while she gives this fat chump about one 15-minute sex session per month and no blowjobs.

I'm not saying it's impossible or the average man to get a girlfriend these days, I'm saying that women will only ever lust for the top 10% of men.

>>37173062
>Anti-communist

Don't you realise how off-putting this is? You're looking for a mate not a political movement. Delete this line from your bio and see what happens.

>>37173571
>Don't you realise how off-putting this is?

communist detected

>>37173240
I did actually shave, now i just maintain a mustache, the lower lip/chin hair, and a chinstrap. Maybe when im 25 itll be better maybe its just not in the cards, dont know. Smiling with teeth is out of the question unfortunately. Theyre straight teeth because pf braces, but my mom slapped them on me when i was a dirty lazy little 12 year old bastard who couldnt be fucked to brush and floss his teeth regularly. Theyre not quite yellow but theyre dull as fuck. I went through life never showing my teeth until rwcently, i dont really know how to smile properly without looking crazed/on drugs/maniacal

>>37173350
Thanks, but i as an individual am not fa in the slightest. All my clothes are from high school. Casual wear is some dungarees and steel toes, maybe a plaid or flannel shirt. To dress "nice" i wear my black slim jeans and fitted band shirts from high school. Converse shoes

When it gets really hot i stop giving a fuck though and walk around in basketball shorts abd wifebeaters

>>37173603
McCarthy pls

>>37173062
>anti-communist
get that political shit outta there. no one gives a fuck unless you're already in there

your beard makes you look unkempt. trim it or bite the bullet and shave.

you say you're physically fit, make sure this this obvious at a glance i.e. show at least some of your body in the pic

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>>37172876
I am decent looking, in good shape, and my parents are wealthy and I'm still a kv. What the fuck is wrong with me? WHy does this lazy fat queer get a gf but I dont?

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>>37173794
These are the other pics. I think the guitar one gives an idea of what my upper body looks like.

>>37173742
I want you to know I found this post amusing

>>37172876
>he's probably mentally stable
>he has good facial structure
>he doesn't get panic attacks leaving home.
>he probably knows how to hold a conversation
>he's interesting
>he most likely doesn't have autistic hobbies like japanese boat-card games.

>>37173062
Metalheads always have fat gfs

>>37174023
Well i do prefer thicc to thin and boyish. Swipe left on all nips for that reason.

>>37173856
I'm pretty sure that even on tinder, a shirtless pic is going to ruin your chances

Normie girls want to fuck guys who seem clean, charming, and sophisticated

Shirtless pics is the opposite of all of that

>>37173274
>>37173062
Seems like you're just the wrong kind of douchebag also
>pale
>shitty neckbeard
>look like some sort of genetic abomination around shoulders

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>>37173742
McCarthy did nothing wrong, the vast majority if those affected by the supposed "witch hunt" were in the Verona files.

>>37173856
Your profile is pretty good, i honestly think you just need to make your bio text a little better. Remove the political stuff and make it slightly funny

Other than that, remember that most girls are on tinder to feed their ego

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>>37174165
>narrow shoulderlet is hurt in his bum

>>37174195
You use unknown family guy memes and have like zero Trapezius.
I'm unfit and got a qt gf. Stay mad.

>>37174269
Please do not sBeak heresy aBainst Beter in my thread thaBks

>>37174305
You see this is why nobody likes you. Not even your mother likes you. Derp in her heart she knows that you will never make a woman happy.

>>37174305
>arguing with screeching autistic retards on r9k
Serves you right faggot

>>37172876
Even if everything you say is true (which I doubt), outliers do exist. There are rare instances where men can get a qt who is out of their leagues. But those like 0.2% of the cases. It doesn't make sense to pin our hopes on a very small minority of the cases.

>>37174338
For the record, im not a virgin. Ive fucked some girls i werent attracted to because of being completely parched. My issue is nobody actually gives a fuck to figure out who i am or wants to enjoy my company or be my friend.

I made a girl who was like 6 foot's eyes roll back into her head when i fucked her but i cant find a girlfriend it sucks

>>37173856
Lmao, your profilepic is the ony good pic there.

The other pics are bringing down your value and your pseudo-intellectual bio only reinforces the impression that you're no fun to be around and are probably friendless.

>>37174482
Is there any reason he should take your opinion seriously?

>>37174458
So you're handsome, fit, play guitar and a good fuck?
Something doesn't add up here you retard, even if you were completely autistic and had no self esteem you'd be swimming in potential gf's. Guessing from this whole thread you're just a tool who thinks he's way better than he actually is.

>>37174525
Who let you out of the cuckshed you nigger?

>>37174543
I have 0 friends, i havent hung out with anyone other than dating site thots since high school. No social circle. I dont have a car that really fucks me too.

I have like 550 "friends" on facebook and my pictures get like 10 likes at the very most and always from the same people

>>37174567
So none, pretty much what I expected.

>>37174543
this
I'm a fat dude and I've had 7s that were in love with me

>>37174578
Zero friends, no facebook, not fit, I play no instrument and am at least a bit autistic.
Still have a gf.
What's your excuse again?

>>37174525
but he's right

those are not flattering photos

He's not ugly. He's just a tiny bit fat. Overall he's average.

She's also just about average.

>>37174578

This one hit a little too close to home for me.

>>37174771
Is this your first day here? Fuck off.

>>37173062
What the fuck i like look just like you
>>37173068 is right, i'm an ugly spanish guy

>>37174543
Yeah, stuff is definitely not adding up here. He's just incredibly narcissistic and probably a huge pussy too. Those two traits make even the Chaddiest of Chads robots.

>>37173062
Super handsome, Im jealous. Maybe you should get haircut, Im not sure if women actually like long hair.

>>37174578

You must be mentally deficient. Not even joking.

>>37174817
>>>37173062
Fuck, I meant >>37173062 I should not answer while drunk

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>the absolute state of this thread after that guy posted his pics

I imagine hes a nice respectful guy who cares about her and is pleasant to be around. My best friends engaged to a guy fatter and uglier than that one and who has never displayed any sparkling personality traits arround me. Granted shes narely a 4 herself..But thats love isnt it. Seeing past the superficial

>>37172876
>qt blonde

Anon, I...

>>37173062
You are a handsome guy but the whole shirtless mirror side profile pic has got to go. Even more important is that bio. Tinder isn't really for dating so sharing the fact that you enjoy metal music is not really relevant.

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>>37172876
He is fat chad, how can you missed that?
>tall
>handsome face
>decent haircut
When he'll get fit, he'll be a literal chad

>>37173856
Big mistake: all of your pics are just you and look like you took them yourself. You need a pic with your guy friends and a pic with a girl in it

>>37175032
>tinder iant for dating
Well fuck me sideways and serve me a milkshake...

Where do i go to find a gee eff that loves me? How do i be like the other handsome robots and gather fembot talking buddies/orbiters?

>>37173062
No body listens to metal just fucking stop saying you're a /metal head/

>>37174657
Not the guy you replied to but:

outlier = exception
outlier /=/ rule

What your asking is like a lottery winner asking poor people why they're poor.

>>37175094
Find her through friends or hobbies.

>>37175200
>friends
Beeleself.jpg
>hobbies
Girls dont fucking play metal on guitar or read obscure Tolkien lore or be obssessed with fallout

>>37175147
You=faggot
Getting a gf isn't hard but you shouldn't be an autistic retard.

>>37172876
>>37172943
The real answer: He's a normie.

>>37175289
They do, but they're ugly.

og

>>37172876
>he is fat, short and has a qt blonde bff

fixed that for ya bucko

rumour has it that night she drowned in chad cock and got fucked by ten other chads during a train

>>37175094
actual dating sites like okcupid

..or go outside and meet people through your hobbies

>>37173822
Maybe its cause you sound like a shit person. Stop being a shit person get a personality that doesn't suck and youll be fine.

>>37173062
>metalhead
>anti-communist
>looking away from the camera like a faggot
my sides

>>37173822
something something Elliot Rodger

Wouldn't be surprised if he has a good job


And Chad Tyrone is probably fucking her on the side

>>37173000
You are awkward/weird/have shit personaliy.