Why do you keep putting off getting a haircut, wagecuck? I'm

My wife cuts my hair

>>37171101
Only if you ask nicely first. Us NEETs can have our daily haircut whenever we please

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>>37171053
This isn't the '80s and big hair is no longer valued.

>>37171053
Ohhhh so that's what you dumb NEETs call your wageslave positions, hobbies. It all makes sense now.

>>37172108
>implying we're getting paid and are working for someone too slave for them
Wagecuck logic at its finest. Next, you'll be saying I knit because I like wageslaving. It's sad that you have yet to learn the difference, wagecuck. It's like you have no hobbies at all and anything must have some sort of reimbursement in the form of income from Mr. Goldberg. No wonder why wagecucks are so boring.

>>37171053
Some wagies go the barber, every week, right after payday.

Not even joking. Every week. Every. Single. Week. To get their haircut.
And then they wonder why they don't have any shekels left.

>>37172219
>every week
wtf I get mine twice a year

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>>37171053
Don't mind me just getting a few hours of practice in before the symphony tonight. Are you going fellow NEET I'm bringing wagie's gf Stacy

>>37171053
I haven't washed my hair or gotten it wet in a week now. I want to see if it will naturally form dreadlocks, then I'll grow my beard out and look like a true Norseman.

>letting a neet get close to my head with a razor

I'm stupid, not suicidal

>>37172633
spoiler alert: it won't

>>37172219
that's like 40-60 euro a month

>>37172633
>naturally form dreadlocks
Never gonna happen.