>score INTJ straight for 4 years >famous INTJs >Marx,

http://www.celebritytypes.com/intj.php
famous INTJs

Tfw INTJ and always engulfed in mental chesslike manuvering

at least you aren't INFJ, they can be scarier

I came to the conclusion that I'm INTJ in the most INTJ way possible

I disregarded the tests and studied MBTI theory and functions daily for a month and rigorously observed my own behavior and churned over my past

I'm a mix of INFP and INTJ, honestly I don't know how.

>>37169618
Oh shit, so many famous leftfags and libshits... At least there's Breivik and Varg. Plus Heraclitus, Asimov etc.

>>37170519
INTJs seem scary on the outside, but are actually soft and sensitive on the inside. INFJs seem soft and sensitive on the outside but are cold as ice on the inside.

>>37170738
>honestly I don't know how.
Because you're not.

>>37170754
do one for infps!

feels good to be ISTP

i find that finding out I'm an INTJ an there's other people like me quite comforting because in real life I've literally never fit in anywhere except for this kid in grade 3 who had the same philosophical thoughts as me at a really young age

I have a few normie friends from high school that I occasionally hang out with but they don't really understand me and just mock everything I say or do when I'm not putting on the faux persona so that I don't go crazy in my isolation. But recently I've just given up. I haven't spoken to anyone in 5 months and just ignore their messages. I can't be bothered pretending to be someone I'm not anymore.

>>37170802
They're just soft and sensitive all the way through. Occasionally they'll try to be brooding and standoffish but anyone with a glimmer of insight can easily determine that they're only doing this because they're literal babies who are scared of getting their feelings hurt

>>37170878
f-f-fug off

>>37170878
I just wish everybody would love me like I love them ;-;

>>37169532
If you're not any of the following, you're not a robot
INTJ
INTP
ENTP
INFJ
ISTJ
ISTP

And ENTP is debatable, whether or not they even belong.

>>37170971
Where's INFP

ENTJ.
I married my now wife, so I would accomplish the life goal of having a wife. I'm going to go for the children goal next. First I have to fix her a bit, she's a project wife at the moment and I must mold her to my liking.
Extroverts don't die alone.

>>37170976
I forgot about them

Personality types are as dumb as believing in zodiac signs, and only normies believe in these things

stop these threads, take your normie shit to facebook

>>37171000
If I wasn't already hurt I would be now ;~;

>>37171003
>randomly attributed sign is comparable to a set of traits and hierarchical functions that are easily observable and serve a purpose in helping others relate to similar types of people

It's no hard science, but you're not very clever.

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>be INTJ
>sympathize with Breivik, Teddy and Varg

I used to get INTJ and INTP with neither the J nor P very strong; After being neet for almost a year I got INTP-t securely

>>37170991
sounds like your wife should leave you

>>37170991
Everyone's an individual anon, you'll only hurt her and yourself in the process.

>>37171052
it's complete arbitrary bullshit m8

and it's been debunked, almost every time you take the test you'll be placed in a new category

The only personality group you belong to is
with the lowest level retards of society

>>37171165
used to also get intj, but eventually slipped more over to intp.

wonder what causes that? lack of confidence in perceived values? too much thinking??

>>37171241
Women are beasts that must be tamed

>>37171283
literal memesogyny
Why marry if you clearly don't love her for her?

>>37171111
>INTJ
>"""""thinkers"""""""""

If an INTP or even an INFJ wrote this, it I'd be a respectable and fair criticism rather than an emotionally charged smackdown.

>>37170991
ENTJ and trying to get into a relationship with another ENTJ.

She's my current project and I'm fucking it up. Any advice?

>>37169532
> Believing this bullshit
Truly there isn't, but for other reasons.

>>37169532
>hurr durr I got a bunch of smart philosophers and ideological leaders, totally sucks I'm so smart, right guys? :^)

>>37169532
>>37171052
You guys are fucking autistic basing your life around this shit

you seriously go around classifying people into these groups? So any new person you meet you put them in a box and base your interactions with them around the label you've given them? Instead of treating a person as individual you treat them a personality type, that is sad.

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who here /barely intp/

>>37171358
>>37171419
>'I'm dumb ma :( thefore everybody is dumb :P'

What's the cutest personality type?
Asking for a friend

>>37171277
being too lazy to keep organized or commit myself to doing something when it feels much more rewarding to sit and think to myself

>>37171503
xNFP

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>famous ISTPs:
>Miyamoto Musashi
>Erwin Rommel
>Vladimir Putin
>Diogenes

Is anymore proof needed that we are the greatest personality type?

>>37171419
>normie upset that he isn't a special snowflake

lmao

and no they aren't boxes. not everybody of one type is identical. If you actually did some research instead of being so upset you'd understand what it actually is you're attempting poorly to criticize, which is the functions you use to think, feel and take in information.

>>37171545
What makes you say so?
I'm new to these mbti memes.

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for anybody on the fence about their type look up functions. it will give you a clearer explanation of how it works.

see pic related. INTP and INTJ are wildly different types. the tests give a poor explanation of this

>>37171547
>greatest
>most normie type after istjs

>>37171570
Empirical data. Except for two degenerate fatsos, people from that select group are cutesy in both looks and personality.

>>37171611
yea but what makes nfps cute?

>>37171640
Introverted feeling function as both dominant and auxiliary makes their behavior to be regarded as the general term of cuteness. They're concerned about inner harmony as well as everything that they regard as important to their personal values.

They also have extraverted intuition as both dominant and auxiliary respectively, which makes them see a world of possibilities and how everything is connected. Unlike the xNTPs who use logic to back up this world of possibilities, they use emotions.

They also tend to be very attractive and cute in a pixie way

>>37171401
I'm not sure if being a Kaczynski is something to aspire to, anon.

>>37171731
I'm actually just an infp who wanted to be called cute, thanks anon

>>37172070
Kaczynski was a good guy. don't insult him!

>>37172101
I wanna be called cute too

>>37172593
You're pretty gay, anon.

>>37172593
YOU'RE ADORABLE ANON
Don't ever think otherwise

>>37172101
I forgot to say they were clingy too

>>37172953
I wouldn't call clingy cute

>>37170519
Not true. It doesn't take a lot to shut them down

>>37172953
I can't tell if you're trying to be mean or not

>>37173514
Think harder, bunny

>>37169532
at least you're not in the same group with jesus and hitler
>tfw INFJ

>>37173579
I still can't tell if you were teasing me, or saying clingy infps are cute >>37173992

>>37174250
d-didn't mean to quote the end there

I'm the person why said they wanted to be called cute, I'd never want to be clingy, nor do I like being around clingy people

>>37170864
is being this lonely part of being an INTJ?

>>37170828
>feels good to be ISTP
no it doesnt
t. another ISTP

>tfw swap between istp and intp

>>37174477
This

>you will never be ultraChad ESTP

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>>37169532
You think there's no hope for you eh?

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I just wanted to be like the rest of the girls, but I never ever could fucking fit in, ever.

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>>37169532
>There is truly no hope for me
If you believe broscience psychology like the MBTI test, there really isn't.

If you stop pigeonholing yourselves in shitty highschool meme personality tests you will realise the negative traits on your personality aren't so deeply ingrained and you can actually improve your life.

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>>37174864
The other girls are weak, crush them with a self made robot.

>>37174864
we're too smart for the normies

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>>37169532
>famous personality type
>person long dead before the test was even invented

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>>37171251
>almost every time you take the test you'll be placed in a new category

>>37169532
>/r9k/ is the INTJ board
>INTJs are the "everything would be better if we all lived by my untested, far-fetched and convoluted plans and everyone who disagrees with me is literally retarded" type
>we all still wonder why we are failures

>>37174279
>>37174250
Holy shit. I was fucking with you bro.

Chill out for once. You don't have to care about what others say about you

>>37173992
Are INFJs the dudes who post memes about having two personalities, nicest guy on earth vs twisted fucking psychopath?

>>37171555
>implying these shitty normie tier tests aren't the pinnacle of special snowflake retardation
Seriously just fuck off back to kikebook or tumblr already ya normie

>>37174864
Be my ISTP gf. Rarest female type after INTPs imo

>>37170864
Can relate. I'm not INTJ though but an "unhealthy" ENTJ which is basically the same shit. I do like using normie friends for entertainment and I don't have to pretend to be someone I'm not. At least not anymore. That's some amazing Amy shit right there.

>>37174279
>>37174250
Lol thanks for proving my point.

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>ENTJ
>good looking
>tfw can self insert as the vast majority of villains in media

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Just got professionally diagnosed as an ENTP for free boys

feels good man. I'll have an entire week of not questioning my type now I think.

>>37170878
How about INTP?

>>37171583
So how do you figure if you lead with Ne or Ti

>>37176027
Are you intelligent and capable of making a great amount of logical connections and forming new ideas
or
are you a pseudo-intellectual half-wit who can't form a single logical thought?

>>37170677
this shit right here i asked myself almost the same question i mean like is there any personality that wouldnt give a fuck about the test everybody seems to accept what the test say withouth asking themselves how it work

>>37176061
Wouldn't say I'm particularly intelligent.
But I can still form logical thoughts, am analytical and am mostly logical overall. Still a mess on the inside though

>>37176125
>Still a mess on the inside though
Are you deeply sensitive and insecure on the inside?

>>37176255
Yeah pretty much. I know that's a defining INTJ trait for some reason, but I feel somewhat closer to INTP in general, which is why I asked how to differentiate their leading functions.

>>37176286
Probably just a relatively balanced mix of the functions between INTP/INTJ. There's no evidence for the function stack like in pic >>37171583 existing and most people use all of the functions to different extents.

>>37176027
>if you lead with Ne
That's ENTP. INTP leads with introverted thinking. Basically if you're a very factual person then you're probably INTJ because INTP's care about their subjective thought over facts.

>>37176326
I hadn't thought about that, it makes sense since cognitive function tests sometimes give me Ti leading but Te as a second function.
>>37176335
Sorry, I meant Ni, the leading function for INTJ.
>if you're a very factual person
Aren't both concerned with objective, measurable data, though?
>INTP's care more about their subjective thoughts over facts
I've never heard that before.

>>37176396
>Aren't both concerned with objective, measurable data, though?
INTJs are much more concerned about it. INTP's think and rethink everything in different possible scenarios. INTJ's have this "intuitive gut" thinking which can happen out of thin air. INTP's on Ti-Si loop tend to dwelve on past memories and basically lives in past and shouting at everyone who says that maybe there's another way looking at it.
INTJ's on Ni-Fi loop become very idealistic, for them everything has a meaning and they tend to look too deep into simple matters. In that way they become less logical than usually.

>>37176587
>"intuitive gut" thinking
I thought the "forming random interconnections and patterns" was more of a Ti thing.
>lives in past
Which is why they tend to indulge in vicarious behavior a lot?
>too deep into simple matters
Basic overthinking, or is it something else?

well now I've got
>CHEERLEADER
>SO AND SO
>WHAT'S HER FACE
>THE UGLY ONE
along with the music playing in my head

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>>37169532
ENTP-A/INTP-T here(my score depends on a test) apart from having a huge narcissism problem.I feel bad for being 19 and not having any talent or money hence the fear of becoming nothing and not having a house,family.
Just cuking my shit up with some sort of bipolar personality.
Amazing!

>>37176825
>Which is why they tend to indulge in vicarious behavior a lot?
Victim complex is not much of a INTP behavior.
>Basic overthinking, or is it something else?
It's just magical thinking that everything means something big. They become lost in their ideas.

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I GOT YA A GROUNDBREAKING THEORY, A GIFT TO R9K !!!
90% of INTPs are
1. raised by tv.
2.bullied in thier life.
3.sheltred.
4.forced by parents to get good grades.
5.Internet addict.
6.Takes more then gives.
7.easly gets full of himself.
8.Lazy
9.Procrastinators
10.have emotions, are sensible, unaware most the time of it.
here you got the trash tier INTP or simply, 90% of INTPs.
intp numbers are increasing.
they are more then just 3 million. they arent rare.

>>37177004
you can shut the fuck up now.

>>37177078
Well you can stop being a cunt you fat fuck.
KYS I always see a correlation between fat men with boobs and how fucking "superior" they are on internet.
Maybe clean the doritos crumbs off your shirt and they type anything with your greasy fingers.

>>37175487
w-what was your point

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>>37177028
>magical thinking

>>37177004
>he still thinks somedy cares what he mumbles.
pathetic.grow up.

>>37176255
>>37176286
Why are all INTP's described as unemotional machines?
I'm definitely an INTP (http://www.typologycentral.com/wiki/index.php/INTP describes me perfectly) but I'm still an insecure, self-loathing >tfw no gf loser. Not a calculating misunderstood genius or whatever.

>>37177672
>I'm still an insecure, self-loathing >tfw no gf loser
Because you're in Fe grip.

>>37170971
I'm ENFP and I work in entertainment business, have a kinky loving gf with whom we've had mff-threesomes, I have large circle of friends and my life is one big adventure and I love it. And still I post here and am a robot ;)

>>37177798
What does that mean?

roblox

>>37177672
Half the sites that educate about MBTI have no fucking clue themselves

INTPs are not unemotional, they just have a poor relationship with their emotions, and this often makes them more emotional than types with feeling as their third function.

An INTP is more likely to get torn up and upset over something than an ENTP is, who consequently has earned a reputation for the ideal psychopath type.

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>>37169532
>ENTP
>starts exerting myself more in public, making myself more noticable
>people like me
>making friends
>hanging out often
>dating someone now
>everyone likes me and thinks im super fuckin chill
>possibly gonna lose virginity soon
>even though im a normie, i browse thread to give others advice and stuff

Was it really this easy? I would've done it a while ago if it really was.

>>37177829
>What does that mean?
google on Extroverted Feeling in INTP.

>>37177851
>Half the sites that educate about MBTI have no fucking clue
The one posted is really well written and informative, though

>>37171583
INTJs approach to logic is very empirical, tried true and tested.

INTPs approach to logic is very analytical, deductive and more subjective (relying less on empirical facts).

INTPs are primarily logicians, and INTJs are primarily visionaries.

>>37170828
Istp here. Everything is bad and never gets better.

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>>37177858
Same thing for me pretty much. 3 years ago I was recovering from a suicide attempt with massive brain fog and hell tier OCD, I never washed, I got in fights a lot, my dad hated me and I couldn't stop being abusive to my mom.

I feel a lot more positive about my life now. I think it's not too long until I find my a qt and ascend to normie hood.

Being an ENTP feels like delayed god mode. Most ENTPs I know had terrible teenagehoods but turned things around eventually and now are in quality positions.

>>37171350
Go for a qt ISFP desu they're made for u

>>37177874
Hmm, I didn't read the entire article, but judging on the few lines I glanced at and what I've read before, are you sure it wasn't saying that INTPs **appear** aloof and emotionless?

Because, from I know of INTPs, they generally appear neutral and unfettered, but are very emotional on the inside, especially prone to poor emotions.

>>37177051
pretty spot on. although I was forced to get not really good grades, but C's at least. just enough to get by, which followed me into adulthood where I just get by...

>>37175981
INTPs are extremely cold robots who are only guided by their inner logic. The only reason an INTP will do something nice to you would be if it benefits them.

An INTP will do favors for you because 1) It increases the likelyhood that you will bring back a favor for them

2) You stop bothering them

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turns out im "intp" can someone give me a quick rundown i dont feel like looking up stuff :^)

also you faggots have molded me in such a way that i cannot process information if it does not insult me every 2 sentences.

>>37178193
>this meme again
Inferior Fe doesn't imply sociopathy or even schizoid PD.

The least sensitive types tend to be INFJ and ENTP, sometimes ISTP. But INFJ in general can be stone cold. INTP are just afraid of showing their emotions because they don't understand them, so they attempt to suppress them

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>>37178271
You're right. I was a bit hyperbolic to spark some discussion on that since I'm an INTP myself and emotions is all or nothing for me, as what tends to be the case with the inferior function.

I can be very feelzy sometimes, do things for people i wouldnt normally do, act weird, be funny, goofy and generous, but i dont do this very often.

INFJs are very agendaic, if that's even a word. They manipulate peoples feelings it seems like, "for the greater good". Hitler was very likely an INFJ

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I just want to be a superhero or something, my heart yearns for that clash against evil

t. INTJ

any other istps into guns?

>>37177923
>>37178193
go back to redit. you retard know nothing but cliches.

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Redpill me on mbti
If mbti types are horoscopes how come there are measurable differences between these people?
If these types were as good as horoscopes, we would expect (say) the income distribution to be relatively flat.

I'm ESFP

What do I do?

>>37178502
>I'm ESFP
Ask yourself what are you doing here?

>>37178441
would you want to be a sailor on a Fletcher class in the pacific theatre with me if you could ?
:D

>>37178484
hey, >>37177923
is perfectly true though.

>>37178490
>ISxP
>Lowest
FUCK

>>37178517
I honestly don't know, it's been part of my routine for so long

>>37178397
Pretty much. Situations INTP aren't emotionally involved in are treated very coldly most of the time unless they make a conscious effort to feel empathy "manually". On the other hand, situations they're emotionally involved in tend to make them extremely passionate and often helpless for those with an Fe grip, since they don't understand themselves, fear becoming irrational, so they strangle their own emotions which makes them feel even worse.
Not to mention that when an INTP is emotionally involved in a debate of ideas for example, his desire for objectivity and clean logic can directly clash with his analytical mind.
This is my own personal experience, but in these situations I tend to start acting hypocritically by becoming biased despite placing a high importance on intellectual rigor.
This is very unproductive.

>Hitler was very likely an INFJ
Yeah probably. INFJ are pretty fascinating, I honestly don't understand how they work on a deeper level.

>>37178502
you are bait, son.
>>37178519
you are right,just go back to redit. not samefag, Right ?

>>37169532
>buying into the idea that all aspects of human thought and behaviour can be condensed into 16 different categories

You're engaging in an expanded version of the introvert/extrovert garbage that Buzzfeed likes to peddle. Sort yourselves out.

>>37169532
Just did the test - I'm ENFJ

Happy with that!

>>37178543
>it's been part of my routine for so long
What do you gain by visit this hellhole?

>>37178626
Entertainment I guess. I occasionally make self improvement and feel-good posts to help alleviate everyone's autism, but that's for my own enjoyment

>>37178556 in a period of thier lives
they think they owe thier society,friends or family something,but secretly and they try to help it solve thier fundamental problems that threaten thier existence.
but they wouldnt help.
INFJ help me help you.

am i wrong, i dont think so.
anyway, dont fear refugees beat them and dont reason with them, because they are cowards who were dumb dropouts in thier home country and left it for pussy because they couldnt get any back home. losers.
thanks to the west we had great childhoods and thats enough reason to preserve it.
think who would care so much about children that he will spend 100h drawing an episode of cartoon. who is so brave to fund it.
And hitler did unironically nothing wrong, he was tottaly natural and loved his people. and it was invitable to get someone as hitler in power.

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>>37178558
>you are right,just go back to redit. not samefag, Right ?

what's wrong with what >>37177923
said though? INTPs do think that way.

Are you saying that we're implying that INTPs are completely unemotional or something? That's not the case. INTPs are emotional, but their style of rationalisation is completely different to INTJs.

>>37178713
>I'm so above it all

And yet here you are, posting in a Myers-Briggs thread with all the other idiots that don't recognise it for the pseudo-science it is

>>37178832
That's why I belong here

>>37169532
I fucking hate being INTP, I would give everything to be reborn as an INTJ to be honest.
>INTJ
visionary, can predict the future and get stuff done. Great leader, passionate and high self-esteem.
>INTP
just nitpicking the present and useless thoughts, will never be successful. Usually has to adjust his expectations and settle with what he has to be happy in life so essentially a loser.

>>37178958
>falseflagging this blatantly

What types are the most likely to be compatible with INTP for a romantic relationship?

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>>37178958
>t. INTJ

two steps ahead of you, kiddo

>>37178556
>>37178758
Do you people by any chance know the youtuber Pat Condell? He's a youtuber talking about politics, immigration in europe and stuff

Most likely an INFJ - heres a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9e_vcSut0A

>>37179011
Maybe I exaggerated a bit, but I am genuinely interested in becoming an INTJ if that's even possible.
I'm now training my Ni by extrapolating current events to the future, cuz that's how it works right?
Maybe in 10 years time I'll be a pseudo-INTJ
>>37179069
fuggg

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>>37169532
>went from INFP to ISTP and now I'm ISTJ in just a few month
WHO AM I?

>>37179397
The 16personalities test is shit.
First narrow things down to two types by figuring your dominant function (eg. if you're Ti dominant you're either INTP or ISTP). You can read up on the functions on a blog called mbti-notes, it's fairly exhaustive.
Then go to typologycentral and figure out your type based on the description that fits you most.

This is the only actual way to determine "what" you might be. Online tests are shit and only work if you're a literal caricature of a person.

>>37179440
>Then go to typologycentral and figure out your type based on the description that fits you most.
Jesus no. Then he'll have confirmation bias when doing tests. Better do cognitive functions test like
>http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
>http://keirsey.jung.test.typologycentral.com/

>>37179554
>confirmation bias
The fuck are you talking about?
Reading about what types actually are and how they use their functions is the best way to determine which one fits you the most.
Of course I meant the wiki (www.typologycentral.com/wiki/index.php), not the forum or whatever.
By determining his primary function (eg. Ti) then comparing the descriptions of ISTP and INTP it'll be much easier for him to figure out which one he is, since one of the two will inevitably sound more right than the other.

Cognitive functions tests are only marginally better than four-letter tests and for people who don't strictly fit into the categories, the results will often be inconclusive (hybrid of two types for example).
Not to mention the questions might be perceived as unclear or too vague for some.

>>37179626
>questions might be perceived as unclear or too vague for some
That's not a problem if you cannot read.

>>37179554
>>37179626
I forgot to add, determining his enneagram type might also help, since there's often a correlation between MBTI and enneagram.
There was a chart about this, but I didn't save it. For example, an INTP is highly likely to be an enneagram 5w4 or 5w6, while one or two other enneagram types are, on the contrary, very unlikely to fit INTP. This might help.
>>37179671
You mean can?
Also, it doesn't matter since this wasn't my point. Cognitive function tests are less accurate than self-typing either way. Relying on multiple choice questions to tell you who you are is stupid.

>>37179160
Ahhh I remember Pat Condell, I came across him when I was less than 10 years old, I'm 18 now and he forever changed my life by introducing me to politics at a young age.

In otherwords he made me extremely autistic.

>>37175606
We usually are though.

All thanks to Si and Fe users. We should genocide everyone who has them on their main function stack

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>>37179692
>There was a chart about this, but I didn't save it.
You mean this one?

>>37179828
>You mean this one?
Yeah, thanks.

>>37170971
>implying ENFPs are not robots

do you even grasp the concept of this shit

if all you do is dream of a perfect world, everyone else WILL hate you for wanting it and working towards it, they will try to fuck your shit up or just instinctively counteract you.

"genki anime girl that is actually dead inside" fits this shit 1000%, we are nice to everyone and want to get along but everyone else thinks thats annoying and treats us like shit and since we try to stay positive they dont know what damage they cause and just keep getting more brutal to some of the most sensitive of peoples

also, we're extroverted so really we NEED the social contact we don't get, that's what makes us the fucking robotos

>>37177823
you fuck off and die you shitty troll

>>37180012
>ENFPs
I used to think that it was being introverted that makes someone a robot but now I'm convinced that it is NP. If you are NP as opposed to SJ, you are a robot.

t. INTP, the most robotic of all types. and I give my blessing to ENFP's in this matter

>>37179032
Anyone?
don't mute me no more

INTP here how can I befriend an INTJ? I don't know what he likes to talk about and I never know if he likes me or not

>>37175015
He, a year has gone by and people still posting my INTP confirmation-biass img.

There trully is no escape for such a flawed world lens. Its like watching sisyphus pushing his boulder trapped in a moebius string.

>>37181074
>There trully is no escape for such a flawed world lens.
Acceptance and resignation

>>37180506
Stroke his ego by letting him talk about his theories

>>37180506
ISTJs are waaaaaaaay better friends, they will set you up for succes.

>>37182050
ISTJs are pretty great. Reliable, down to earth and realistic. They're a bit boring sometimes but they're usually cool people to be around

>>37171611
Tell me more about the degenerate fatsos.

t. fat INFP

>>37182282
One is a creeplord who looks like Chris Chan's lost twin and apologizes for fucking everything.

The other one is a homo trap loving schizo who shares crap about anarchofeminism

>>37171611
>normie
>dude literally sleeps on a barrel, >decapitates chikens to fluster normies >and his only friends are stray dogs.
>emperor offer his wathever he wishes
>hes so fed up with the world he tells him to gtfo so he can have a hobo sun bath.

???
my istj friends are all 4chan lurkers than are succesfull at life, but being able to function in society doesnt equate to being a normie.

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>>37169532

>OP believes that his future endeavors in life revolving around intellectual insight will solely be predicated off personality as if it was 'fated to be'
>he has somehow associated that fitting into a specific niche of neurotic behavior that at some point he will be alongside the names of the men he listed in terms of life-long achievement, thus providing even more fuel to the flames which is the illness that enables his delusions of grandeur
>instead of reading books, expanding his horizons, confronting his fears and insecurities he instead swoons over the prospect that his failures in life are simply attributed to a neuroscience taboo
>you can't make this shit up

>>37182068
I'm an INTJ with an ISTJ Dad.

he's a good guy but he is so mundane and practical that it's almost completely maddening. you can barely have an interesting conversation with him because anything more in depth than sports, his job, food or just anything physical and practical is as he would say "over my head"
this has always been the biggest hurdle between me and him. I absolutely love talking
about life in general and pondering different ideas and viewpoints in conversation but it's literally impossible to have these types of talks with him. and if try he'll just turn to stone and not know what to say and then divert the conversation to something mundane like how he painted his garage door or something

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>>37169532
You don't say OP.
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

>>37183180
also another pet peeve is that he will never question the meaning or true purpose of what he's doing. He's extremely frugal and saves money, works hard and diligently fulfills duties etc, not for some great meaning or purpose but simply because "that's what you do". It's like he's constantly preparing for an unforeseeable future that never comes rather than questioning what is truly purposeful

>>37183150
Its even worse than than, for his delusion doesnt even come from ignorance, rather, it comes from willingly embracing this oracle, its a fucked up self fullfiling prophecy.

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Im INTP-T but I dont consider myself intelligent tbhwy

>>37183217
be more assertive my dude

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>>37169532
>tfw you cant relate to these autists

>>37183402
Dreamy, lost in thought, drifts himself into a world in witch he holds more control than in the real one, not necesarily academically intelligent nor succesful.

>>37183617
pretty accurate friendo

>>37170971
ESTP
FeelsGoodMan

>>37183551
O-Ok, anon. I will. Thank you.

>>37183660
Stop feeding into my narcissism you human shaped stepping stone.
god I trully do hate intp's.

>>37183558
why are you even here? I say this not because I hate you but because if I had your personality I would be living life and not an internet addict in my cave

Why are ISTPs such badasses ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X2SQ6eXVok

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>>37183558
Same. -STP is a strange life.

>>37171000
It happens

...a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISTex1J6Gec

20 signs you might be a complete autistic loser

Hey guys.
Join the new shit disc0rd serb: w565UwY

>>37169532
Istp here, sociopath lv 1

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>>37183748
no need to get mad
ori

>>37180506
>INTP
>local doctor is a cold INTJ
>he's also my sister's best friend's father
>my sister knows he's very intelligent and critical, and it makes it kinda hard for him to connect with other people
>he doesn't even know I'm his daughter's best friend's brother
>always ask him stuff about medicine and shit, show interest in what he does
>after a while he starts explaining things to me, and kinda enjoys it
>once I get very sick and feel very dizzy
>he's happy to see me, I'm just here because I need him to give me something REALLY BAD
>he attempts jokes and stuff
>I'm too out of my mind to even notice, just answer his question and take the prescription
>next time I see him I'm back at square 1

INTJs aren't easy.

>always get intj
>it's supposed to rare
>see people with it all the time
>don't feel like intj

>>37183864
>I need to feel unique so much that I'll challenge even reality to achieve this purpose
Fi, ladies and gents.

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>tfw not quite sure if actually INFJ or INTJ

>>37183864
it's rare in the real world. r9k is not the real world. This place is literally a honeypot for INTPs and INTJs

I think it has something to do with being openly able to speak your mind anonymously and have playful conversations that require quite a lot of abstraction. I think this happens because we never feel like we can truly express ourselves in the real world without being labelled a weirdo or normies getting offended.

I feel on 4chan I can express myself with the most clarity and purity because it isn't muddled by all the other social bullshit and people judge you based purely on the weight of what you are saying.

>>37183765
I'm living life bro. I'm just here to see how you people live, like i spend less than an hour on here

>>37183777
Indeed Brodie

any other INTJs dream of living self sufficiently in a comfy cabin in the woods?

I can't think of anything I want more.

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Join the disc0rd for some comfy myers discussion
But especially if you're not an NT type. We need some d i v e r s i t y

>>37177823
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
In order to make that post you had to fill a CAPTCHA saying you were not a robot

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>>37184551
>tfw 10^12.5 users can't post and agree with you cause captcha

>tfw no xSTJ dad
>tfw no INFP mom

Who here hates his normie sensor parents?

>Anon you're le brilliant xD lets drag your life down to our shit level so you can be even more brilliant

>>37184042
That or death
i wanna fucking die so bad

>>37184743
>INFP mom
You don't want that.
Trust me, you seriously don't want that.

>>37184743
Istp dad, estj mom.
They really coudnt be more different.
Shes is really all you could ask for a mother, tho.

>>37185694
Meant to type esfj*
although she was a really bookwormyvtype when she was younger.

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>>37170971
>I'm an ENTP
>tfw I'm a cyborg

Sry for dissapering like that discord tards, my pc imploded and has been running a disk check since.

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>be INFP
>have ENFP girlfriend

Truly, life is beautiful, guys.

>>37182001
We are indifferent to praise and criticism.

>>37183180
>>37183302
I also have an INTJ father. He was controlling and not a very understanding person so now I'm forever emotionally estranged from him.

I'm a Capricorn and he's a Virgo

>>37170991

>he thinks he can change people

Wew lad. People dont change, they just learn to adapt to get what they want/need, or to avoid a negative reaction from others. If by a miracle she wont just tell you to fuck off after some time she either needs/wants something you have (money most likely), is terrified of you and thinks you'll hurt her if she leaves you or you're much more attractive than her and have higher social status, which she wouldnt want to lose out on obviously. It shouldnt be too hard to figure out which one it is if by some miracle she doesnt leave you like i said.

>>37171251

>he thinks the theory revolves around tests

Youre too retarded to figure out how this works, if we're the lowest level of retards in society you wouldnt make it into the hierarchy that could define you as a retard.

>>37178193

>. The only reason an INTP will do something nice to you would be if it benefits them.

No, thats Te doms. INTPs wont do anything for anyone usually. Infact being an INTP is by definition the desire to never do anything in the physical/real world outside of the bare necessary to life a comfortable life.

I've got a question for you guys.
I'm an ENFP and I feel this constant call to greatness. Like I need to leave my mark on history and become a great man. Obviously, this isn't a rare thing, but since coming to college, I've met a greater variety of people with different goals. When I talk about these ambitions with others, they look at me like I'm crazy. Is this a product of my type? Who I am as a person? What other types are likely to express this desire? What types are likely to shun this view? I get the feeling that sensors are more likely to have an aversion to this line of thinking.

Please note I'm not trying to come across as a narcissist btw. It might be the fact that my peers are growing older and getting more realistic about their roles in the world. But I can't bring myself to buy in to that philosophy. It just looks so defeatist to me.

>>37179440

Actually that test is very good if you answer honestly and truthfully, but since most people are retards who cant spot trends and just nitpick whatever they did yesterday and lie about themselves they end up answering wrongly, and most importantly, inconsistently, so you get a different result. Its not infallible though like any test out there, but its good if you know how to use it.

>>37170754
Because ppl annoy us easily so it's easy just to give off the air of fuck off

>>37170878
Oh ho, get a load of this woke faggot

Generally intj, sometimes istp~intp depending on test, enneagram aways 5w4

>tfw INTJ
>tfw I plan my life years at a time
>tfw the smallest thing fucks up my plans and I get depressed but I eventually get on track
Feels bad d e s u.

>>37179828
Impressive, fits just right with my results
>>37186821

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Im smrt

>>37169532
I'm an ISTJ who wants to work but can't find anything good. I just want to work, have a nice family and support them with my paycheck. But nooooooooo. All jobs must go to refugees now and any jobs that don't go to them are only temporary work that pays shit.

I want to die

>>37178490
>INTP

god damn it

well at least it's not an ISxP

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>>37186663
that explains why some intps can get so PHAT

>>37179828
4w5 INFP here.

I spent every day since Wednesday afternoon up to right now doing nothing but playing Heroes of the Storm. I have work for 3 classes to do and I haven't even started, a test is tomorrow and I'm not prepared at all. I just wish I could not exist, I get stressed and I go back to doing games or 4chan to feel worthwhile and that always only makes it worse. Never ending cycle of being a fucking idiot. Now I'm venting here when I could be writing this down but I'm either crying for attention or help or maybe this is the only place where I can say things and have people listen. I'm tired, /blog

>>37169532
how do u know if theyre intj if the test didnt exist back then

>>37186667
I think that you're the kind of person who wants to do great things for many people. and be remembered for that. it's a similar thing with other enfps and maybe infps but it's not limited to that type. the ones who shun such a view are usually the 'realists' who believe everything is strictly as-is and dont believe changing it is possible. it's not a bad goal to reach out for, you aren't just accepting things how they are.

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good thread
oregano tbqh

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>>37171000
owie. nice trips

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>>37174864
Nice to see fellow ISTPs on here.

Do I look like one to you guys?

pic related ofc

> Marx
wtf I want to be an INTJ now

> Rand
wtf I hate INTJ's now

>>37174453
Not the same guy but I'm an an INTJ too. Being alone is part of it because odds are you won't reach out to be around other people. I wouldn't say it's lonely though. It's not like I feel a need to be around many people, and if I ever do, I can always contact them

>>37184042
I feel exactly the same way, but I've always wanted to live up in some mountains.

>>37169532
Link me to a good test.

>>37180012
HHOLY FUCKKKK THIS POST DECRIBES MY ENTIRE LIFE

REEEEE AT ALL YOU FUCKING NORMIES NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME ITS NOT FAIR I JUST WANT TO BE HELPFUL AND ALLL I GET IS FUCKING BULLIED

sorry I needed to vent I'm okay now

>>37186667
I used to be this sort of way until I got super depressed and now I just wanna be okay and not super great

Except I'm still really competitive. Idk man also you almost got quads nice

>>37190011
Enfp girls are troubled cute gfs to hold tight and wife material.
Enfp boys are doomed

>>37189927
You must be the "faggot" type if you went down here without checking the second post of the thread.

>>37190078
THIS IS TRUE AS FUCK

AND

IT

MAKES

ME

SO

FUCKING

ANGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37190078
>tfw no ENFP gf
>which happen to be rare af in women

>>37190185
>>37190078
My mom is an ENFP
I am an ESTJ
ENFP's make great mother material

>>37190185
I met an ENFP girl off r9k and I fell in love with her, she is literally the best girl in the world

It's just not fair man why can't I have an ENFP gf

I have a fellow ENFP friend irl and he's had a bunch of gfs before, like he has a way to control his autism unlike me. How he do it???

>>37180012
>we are nice to everyone and want to get along
>you fuck off and die you shitty troll

>>37190216
What you do not understand is that we are just trying to help you all but no one ever wants our help

And over the years it becomes REALLY FUCKING GRATING so when someone wants to fuck with us sometimes we have a lot of FEELINGS and we reeeeEEEEEEEE

>>37169532
Those tests are BS.
Your bias usually won't let you pick your real type.

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>so youre dying alone
My sides

>>37190102
That only lists celebrities.

>>37190207
What's ur mom's number dog

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Welcome back, my children.

ESTJ master race reporting in fgts

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>>37177986
remember me ENTP when I ascend to godhood

sincerely, your brother INTP

>>37190210
Feels like shit bro. Even my INTP bro is going to get a gf.

Also, ENFPs have Fi > Te as their middle functions which help them to appear less autistic

>>37190078
W-why are enfp boys doomed?

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>can't stick to goals
>relationships are hard because I change my mind a lot due to internal debate
>tough to manage money for some reason

but
>I catch on quick to just about anything, so life is super easy
>people tend to follow my lead, which makes things go smoothly

I like how my mind works. It is lonely though just because people don't like how I change my mind so much and it's tough to find a patient girlfriend. But on the whole I find it pretty nice.

>>37190600
But I am ENFP and I appear very autistic

>>37190642
Cause We ARE autistic and it's only cute to be feelsy and acoustic if you're a girl

>>37187542
Sorry to hear that, and not to make it all more depressing but you would've probably get cucked big time by your wife. You'd be paying for her, AND she would get fucked my Jamal in the ass so it claps *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

>>37190254
You weren't there for me.

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>tfw too intelligent
Help me please

>>37190770
by*

Sorry to say it but ISTJs are the biggest cucks and beta providers of society. Rewire your brain, it's for your own good.

Is there a correlation between certain types and fetishes or being attracted to older or psychologically damaged women ?

>>37190738
>>37190722
I think it comes down to how you sell it. If you have a good sense of humor and can manage to move past anxieties, the combination of awkwardness and authenticity that ENFPs naturally exhibit comes off as warmth. Of course, as a dude this dorky awkwardness is less conventionally attractive than the more traditional cool veneer that tends to attract stacies, but if you own it with confidence it can actually be a great strength.

I can speak personally that it can get frustrating always being seen as the clowny guy that women don't take seriously. Especially compounded by the fact that there's usually a lot more going on underneath the surface and being deprived of being taken emotionally and intellectually seriously can suck a lot. That's the trap a lot of ENFP men fall into. Liked by all but loved by none. Hell, that's where I'm at in life right now. But I've also learned how to love myself recently and I have hope for the future.

TL;DR just b urself brah :^)

>>37190388
that description can apply to any depressed rationalist type. I suggest reading about the functions of said type and typing yourself off of that

>>37190818
Prolly intj or intp low T failure who correlates being an apathetic wallsponge who lacks drive with being smart.

>>37190791
Who are you? I don't know you I'm sorry if I was mean. I'm here for you now if you need anything <3

>>37190884
I've been working on it man. My main problem is that I often push people away by leaving bad impressions before they can come to know my good aspects, or I push people away by being too "out there" - I dont relate to most people and act in certain ways and believe things that most people just don't get and they tbink I'm weird or annoying and end up hating me

>INTP
>Masturbate to my imagination a lot

Is this an intuitive thing? I have done this since i was fucking 6 back when you couldnt cum, i would rub my dick against the bed. Still do, i cant do it any other way which is kinda weird

>>37178193
>>37178193
Or they realize that theyre lonely and yearn for understanding and honest companionship, but don't understand social cues and people well enough to just make friends the normal way. Doing nice things is just one theory on how to connect with other people.

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Was he INFJ?

>>37190990
>masturbate to imagination a lot
Same here, and I'm also intuitive

When I was a kid I would have these weird drawn out sex adventures at night, nowadays I just think of fuck scenarios in my head and supplement them with porn most of the time. I masturbate normally tho, but when I was a kid I'd squeeze my dick hard between my legs cause I didn't know how to masturbate

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>take test 2 years ago
>INTJ
>surely i've improved as a person after all this time
>take test today
>INTJ
how do i break the curse?

>>37191047
There is. Nothing wrong with being INTJ you dumb

Frankly I quite like you guys

>>37190962
Yep. That's the rub ain't it? I think a lot of it honestly comes with maturing as a person. Learning how to bring yourself back down to earth and have an actual conversation with a person. Can I make a guess? You have a tendency to make jokes that are absolutely brilliant in your head and when you actually crack them they come across as bizarre and completely unrelated. That Ne function can be great, I'd argue it is one of the better ones to have if not too tier, but it can be a real bitch sometimes.

Not only that, but due to the hyper sensitive self awareness that you hold (most likely caused by Fi), you hold on to that interaction and it creates even more autism. In a phrase; you overtalk and then overthink.

>>37190990
I masturbate, or used to at least, to pics of my fetish I took. Get on my level faplet.

>>37190990
Fellow intuitive, similar deal

Apparently I humped the floor when I was learning how to crawl. I'm pretty sure I also humped the floor well after I learnt to crawl, around the six/seven-year-old age, because rubbing an erection against the carpet at that age didn't feel too shabby

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>>37190909
You clearly didnt get the point of the img at all, that description was crafted to be as broad as posible while still remaining seemingly intimate in scope.
Its a carefully laid out trap the feeds into the INTPs child-like brain witch its desperate to project itself into anything he might find familiar and confortable.
I just find INTPs hilariously cartoonish.
If you are feeling down just surround yourself with a couople of this guys and you'll end up with a narcissistic personality dissorder lmao how could you not feel superior.

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>>37191055
But I feel so alone anon

>>37191059
I actually do try to have conversations with people but it mostly comes out as me blurting out a bunch of words and they just become alll jumbled and don't sound like what I planned to say, but I've gotten better at that. Also I have a lot of weird ideas which sometimes offend people, or abstract ones which people can't relate to or find too odd

About the jokes you're super fucking right. I tell tons and tons of puns but people hate them, I just laugh half way through most of my jokes anyway and often can't finish cause I crack myself up too much. I don't see why people get so angry at humor. I bet they're just dumb SENSORS reee etc

Yeah... I overtalk and overthink. If someone says mean things I feel hurt by them the whole day

>>37191092
Then get some friends anon e mouse

I will be your friend. How was your day today? What did you do

Nice cat also it is c

>>37191092
Join the mbti discord you insecure mongrel. How are you going to find people to talk to otherwisem

>>37191191
>bullying people about being insecure
>on r9k
Thbats not nice dude do not be mean to my friend

>>37191024

He was obviously ENTP

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>INFP

orororoignalis

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>>37191071
Thats an awful thing to say mi hombre.

>>37191203
Theres a difference between bulling and harsh love. Like that father who knowing he woudnt be there in the future, decided he wodnt help his paralized son when he needed to go to the bathroon so he could learn how to do it by himself.

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>>37191255
I guess you're right but be constructive not harsh you know, calling your son an insecure mongrel hurts him, telling him that he can overcome insecurities helps him

t. Someone whose fatbher didn't allow him to display sadness and bullied him

>>37191133
Idk man. I think it comes down to the fact that we don't just think differently than most normies, but we actually show it. This throws a lot of people for a loop. People just don't like having their worldview challenged. That goes for both sensors and intuitives. I think the only other type that can truly comisserate with this feel is the ENTP. Truly our brothers.

Anyway, that's probably why people would come across as annoyed or angry at you. Your mind works by bouncing your ideas off of other people. Some just don't get it and it comes across as you trying to get attention. That's the reason a lot of introverted intuitives also look at us as normie pandering brainlets. Truly, being an ENFP is a hell that I wouldn't give up for the world.

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>tfw enfp and that whole thing is 100% accurate

>>37170864
I can relate so much with this. I used to put up that persona to avoid being completely lonely, but it just doesn't ever feel right. I had a girlfriend that was just perfect a couple years ago but we had to end our relationship due to both leaving the country for university. God, without her I've been feeling so alone these two years, I honestly dont know if I should stick with the social persona or just do what you did.

>>37191327
>we don't think differently
Tbh I don't think normies can think. Like I can think in emotions and feel my thoughts, it's just an intense flow of spiritual hippy shit, normies don't get that

>ENTPs are our brothers
Yes, I love ENTPs, they are cool and fun and have nice ideas just like us

>being an ENFP is a hell I wouldn't give up for the world
Well said my friend. It's hard being a huge acoust but it makes life so much more fun

>>37191272
Gimmie your father phone so I can yell at him for not doing a better job.

>>37191441
Aww anon that's a sweet offer

Yeah my dad really did fuck me up pretty bad good thing he stopped bullying me after I got older tho

>>37191464
Nha I meant that despite his best efforts you still ended up like a wet towel lmao my nigga cant believe you actually let me pull it up.

>>37191512
That was really hurtful man, what the fuck?

>>37169532
>always alone
>take test
>get I
>am feeling feels
>take test
>get F
>am thinking about something
>take test
>get T
>have a disdain for conventionality, but may or may not be conventional in reality
>take test
>get N
>lazy and disorganized, but also like to think I'm spontaneous like a magic pixie dream girl (I'm not)
>take test
>get P

>>37180012
>all i do is dream of a perfect world
>fuck off and die

anon

>>37191562
You just don't understand enfps anon

>>37191340
>>37191371
Yeah! I think you kind of inadvertently proved my point a little though. People don't like having their world views challenged, and that applies to us. For example, I can't imagine a reality where I'm not constantly lost in my own thoughts. Yet that's just how a lot of people tick. I don't hold it against them, there are some very interesting and good hearted sensors. And of course, there are the intuitive that simply made it and became normies. They're a different breed, and slightly rarer but they exist.

Like I said earlier, I'm happy with the way I think. And I don't want it to come across that enfp is all hell, there's some truly rad things to it.

I can only speak from personal experience, but I'm >>37186667
This guy. I like the fact that I've got aspirations and see the world the way I do. I like being a funny dude that people like. After a certain point, once you start liking yourself it opens a lot of doors.

Growing an ego is super helpful, just be sure to use that crazy self awareness to keep it check. I think I not only have it in myself to make it, but help others make it.

>>37191512
Cunt.

>>37191530
Sry my dude, I guess some people just are not used to count their blessings. Like the paralized kid I talked you about, the little ungrateful cunt doesnt know how lucky he actually was, at least once upon a time he had a spine, unlike you who where born without one.

Entp btw, Im sure we would be good pals if we where to meet irl.

>>37169618
>mises
>mencken
>rothbard
Did not expect to read their names in there

>>37191581
It's 4am and I'm really tired so I can't reply to this my brain shutting down good night I love you sleep tight

>>37191591
>u hav no spine
Re etc

>we'd be pals irl
Yes that is if you didn't make me cry first lel

But I still love you goodnight anon

>>37191581
Same! Honestly despite agreeing with 'genki girl, dead inside' I'm not *that* dead inside at the very least. I'm a pretty happy person overall

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>tfw ISFP with INTJ girlfriend

role reversal sure is fun, guys.

>>37191623
I think it's just par for the course of the human experience to be sad sometimes. I never understood the "genki anime girl etc." description.

I'm a wreck most of the time, but I am thankful for it. It gives me fortitude and I always have faith that the hard times will pass, as will the good times. Being "dead inside" is an inaccurate phrase at least for me. Feeing melancholy so intensely is just proof that I'm alive, cliche as it sounds.

ENFP's are not an enigma, they are actually really easy to understan, they are mentally fucked people who have some kind of emotional baggage (they are unable to let go) that makes them unstable. They are otherwise really enjoyable to hang around (for an ENTP like me anyways) as we both are essentially ADHD chatterboxes.
Spontaneous, and unreliable, they'll lie to your face without ill intent constantly because they cant complete the unrealistic goals they impose themselves. I had a really close ENFP friend who was constantly asking for advise in extremely personal stuff, its almost as if she didn't really wanted to be responsible for her own life. There might be correlation between being an ENFP and having a turbulent childhood.
At the end of the day, all they want is to spread happiness, regardless of their own.

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infj master race ama

>>37170828

>ISTP
>feels anything

>>37191706
Yeah that sounds about right desu. I don't think it's a question of not being responsible for your own life, it's more of this basic fear of confronting oneself. I think anyone can relate to that. We just talk it out before we act, that's how we work.

As for the lying thing, you're pretty on the dot. That said, we aren't inherently dishonest.

I think your opinion on enfps is pretty well formed. However, you have had the opportunity to be very close with an enfp in the past so your initial statement that we're very simple creatures isn't entirely correct.

Growing up I had an ENTP friend who I also considered very close. When I look at him, it's like looking into this weird distorted mirror. I'd talk about it, but I have work to do and as it stands I will most likely not be sleeping tonight.

Have a good night all. I hope to come back tomorrow and have the exact same discussion in a slight variation of the exact same thread. :^)

>>37191791
can confirm
i have no feelings as an istp
only time I get feelings is when I see a man getting fucked over by the court system and when an animal is abused.

>>37191681
lol. Well how is it?

>>37186663
This. If I do something nice it's to make other people leave me alone.

>>37191340
>tfw s2 never

>>37191791
That's a incorrect statement. The correct one is that ISTP's either feel nothing or everything at same moment. That's why they can love animals and hate people simultaneously.

>>37190216
>>37191562
at some point you learn to vent your hatred, from what I've seen this works pretty good when anonymous
basically >>37190254

we're the nicest of robotos but also the easiest to get hurt I think, we have our own reasons to reee like all the other robotos tho

>>37190011
I've realized what we are only in the last year or two anon

I wish there was a community or a post for every personality type to learn what they are and how to improve, what their mistakes are and how to fix them

>>37190261
So how do you determine what it is?

>>37186133
must be anon, that's a really nice combination

>>37190078
this, it's so true af

>INTP
>have doomed myself to a life of loneliness by creating the perfect gf in my mind and constantly daydreaming about her
wew

>>37192475
that's a very accurate description.
But I feel stuff as ISTP. I don't feel it often, but when I do, boy oh fucking boy, it literally physically hurts my body sometimes because its so intense and overwhelming and I have a hard time controlling myself.

>>37193174
>it literally physically hurts my body sometimes because its so intense and overwhelming and I have a hard time controlling myself
It's because you have very undeveloped Fe (extroverted feeling) and what's why subconsciousness hits you that hard. The more rational you are the more emotional you become when you feel something.

>>37193279
How is Fe different from Fi?
INTJs are allegedly very emotional too, but is it in a different way?

>>37193357
>INTJs are allegedly very emotional too, but is it in a different way?
First of all INTJs have Fi in tetriary (3rd) position which means that they can use it but it's very exhausting to them. ISTP's and INTP's have Fe as inferior function which is like 3 year old kid in a car - either sleeps or throws tantrums. Simple explanation would that Fi users believes that every individual is ultimately different from each therefore you should judge them differently when Fe believes in group harmony - what's good for group is also good for one. In INTJ case they want their life to mean something to them like they've lived it by their own morals not like other people. In ISTP/INTP case they want affection and caring but they're not unable to express this desire in convenient way. The more you're developed in dominant function the more weaker you're when Fe "grips" you.

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>>37169532
>tfw no matter how hard you try to assimilate, it'll never be enough
only ENTPs will know this feel

>>37193475
>Fi users believes that every individual is ultimately different from each therefore you should judge them differently when Fe believes in group harmony
So Fi users care more about the individual than the group, while Fe users generalize based on what they think the group needs but tend to overlook the individual?
Why are so many INTJs commies then?

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You friends should join the discord
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>>37193491
>So Fi users care more about the individual than the group, while Fe users generalize based on what they think the group needs but tend to overlook the individual?
Basically yes.
>INTJ's
>commies
I dont think that they're INTJ unless it's some sort of flavor communism.

>>37193519
I don't really get the top half of that picture.
>I don't think that they're INTJ
Generally speaking a lot of INTJs (not even famous ones) tend to have political opinions that are either far left or far right authoritarian, thus collectivist. I've never seen an anarchist INTJ for example, even though Fi suggests that it might be more coherent.
On the other hand, most INTPs (Fe) tend to gravitate towards various types of anarchism or libertarianism.

>>37177986
sorry for the late response bro but if your still lurking this thread, understand it gets better for us ENTPs, I just turned 19 and lifes looking up again.

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>>37193519
>I don't really get the top half of that picture.
It's basically how Fi user looks toward a person who gets along with different type of people. For example if i'd be a metalhead and i'd hate goths but at the same time i'd be observing a person who's getting along with metalheads and goths at the same time, i'd think him as a fake.

>>37193584
Oh alright, I get it now

I'm convinced that the vast majority of /r9k/ users who identify as INTx are really just a bunch of autists. Last time I checked, people who are INTJ don't spend all of their time dwelling upon their lack of social interaction; they aren't the kind of people who go out of their way looking for that sort of thing.

INTJs typically end up antagonizing people by sharing their opinions and take on different subjects (which are usually correct from a logical standpoint), and people who used to hate them generally change their minds about them later on. This is because of INTJs POLR Fe, combined with the fact that people who come in contact with people of this type realize that they're not just cynical asswipes.

That's how I've always been when making friends. I have a lot of them, and I'm really not sure why or how. Nothing about my personality is very friendly or inviting; I have a tendency to come off as a douche. People either find me hilarious and down-to-earth, or just haughty and cynical. There is little medium for INTJs.

INTJs typically do find friends, although it isn't always by choice. A lot of my closest friends are people who I actually fought/argued with when I first met them, and ended up resolving things with afterwards. The issue INTJs typically run into is neglecting friendships, or forgetting about people in general because of their own interests, whatever they may be.

People on this board need to familiarize themselves with the original theory that MBTI is based on, because the character traits that people associate with various types is fucking retarded. MBTI is used to categorize the way that you subjectively process the world around you, nothing more. If you think that being INTJ means that you have to be a socially inept hermit or else you're probably a different type, then you don't understand the theory at all.

>guess what type i am

>>37193607
>INTJ and arguing stuff
like bread and butter

>>37193607
>users who identify as INTx are really just a bunch of autists
Why?
Does desire for social interaction automatically disqualify you from being INTx?
I'm not talking about beating yourself up for not having friends, I'm talking about yearning for social contact (often due to anxiety) which is a basic human need.

>>37170971
I'm an ENTP and I'm a debatable robot.

Socially able only sometimes, bad at sports, people think I talk too much, midly depressed all my life, neet, almost drop out of uni studying a shitty degree, 3 sexual relationships all after I turned 21, I'm 23, every one lasted shorter than the previous.

>>37190388
What >>37190909 said, I'm nowhere close to INTP, yet I related to what the poster in that image said.