>Gonna have to fight chad in 20 days Alright fellas how do

>>37168076
Quit working out 3 days prior or your muscles will be sore and weak and not ready

Go for his nuts and don't stop going for his nuts

Depends. Do you care about integrity? Or are all rules out the window

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>>37168076
training montage with chuck Norris and Chinese karate master

>>37168076
This sounds like larping

>I use my height advantage to grab them by the head and throw them to the ground

You aren't even significantly tall first of all, on top of that, Even if you just "Throw them to the ground" that doesnt mean you've won a fight anyways.

Stop pretending like a faggot.

>>37168076
>>37168076
bring a gun, that'll teach him not to fuck with you

>>37168160
As I said in my post, I used to grab my opponents by head and throw them on the ground for easy win. Well its not the whole truth. Then I would grab their head again and start bashing it against the ground. Its extremely effective and the opponent is always so stressed out they dont try to return the favor. I get autism rage really easily so I guess all rules out the window (Although I dont want to kick him in the nuts because there will be lot of people watching us, so you know dont want to come out of the fight like girly or something)

>>37168193

Alright. Assuming you know how to actually throw and take a punch. Scrap with him for a good 2 minutes. Let him wear himself out. Will happen quicker than you think if he has muscle mass. Then... once he's worn out... fake punch, shin kick, full power Glasgow kiss.

>>37168239

Oh, and for max damage on that shin kick wear steel toed boots if you have a pair

>>37168193
stop pretending on a fucking anonymous board, kill yourself.

>>37168076
Bring a hammer and hit him upside the head with it, say it was self-defense and you were carrying it because he threatened you. Make sure to hit him in the temple

>>37168239
How do I scrap for 2 minutes man? Im no fighter, the pressure will kill me in two minutes. I would like to be done with it in 30-40 seconds. Although I will try that if I cant find any better strategy
>>37168262
What is unbelievable about the situation Im in?

>>37168284

Let him be the aggressor then. If he's coming at you... he's only going to wear out faster. Just protect your face and hold him off for a solid minute... maybe even your preferred 30-40 second, then go in for the kill.

20 days is also good enough time to build up some cardio and toughen up your cheek bones to endure hits.

>>37168355
>Make him the aggresor
This may actually work. How about this? I provoke him and say some shit about him or something, he starts closing up on me trying to intimidate me and when he is close enough I can try punching him. Hell I may try to surprise him and just go all in, try to knock him on the ground. Getting him on the ground will be the winning move I think, I can easily win from that point

>>37168414
Sounds like your more confident as a wrestler, so yeah, go for that. Start training; bodyweight exercises such as push ups, chin ups, sit ups. Feeling strong is such a huge agrression and confidence boost. Look up some shadow boxing tutorials on youtube as well.

>>37168646
Thanks man I really appreciate the advice. Ive been already exercising even before I found out Im going to have to fight. Hopefully I will win, I would like to see face of everyone who said Im going to get beaten up. But then again its a 50/50 chance, losing will socially kill me probably. I will try to update when the time comes

How did you even end up in this situation?

>>37168779
>losing will socially kill me probably.
Nah, having the balls to stand up and fight will give you more man points, even if you do lose.

lol just pay another person to gang up on him with you. there are no rules in a street fight

>>37168076
Please explain the situation, I'm curious.

Also, if you're good at striking go for the soft areas, all the muscle in the world can't protect against a throat punch.

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>>37168798
Well long story short Im 19 in last year of HS, stacy from my class was talking shit about me, so I stood up for myself and talked back. Well she told chaddy... We are going to a graduation trip in june into mountains in my country. Well... GUESS WHO GOT ROOM IN THE HOTEL NEXT TO OURS? Chad. Her friends are already really looking forward to it apparently. This shit is unfair on so many levels. I just cant lose, I cant no matter what. I already have to work on weekends to get money for myself, I had to work since 15 because parents never cared much about me. I had to buy driving license with my own money, I had to buy car with my own money. I have to do everything myself and alone while people like her just get things handed to her and now Im supposed to get beaten up for standing up for myself? And to imagine I had a crush on this bitch too years ago... I can promise I will give it my all guys, as long as I will have at least one limb functional I will keep fighting but then again, world and god hate me. Just as always its me vs everyone else...

>>37168933
Just give him a nice solid punch to the skull. If it's hard enough, you'll disable him before he can even show off in front of Stacy. People don't have time for useless shit like fights, so you may as well end it as fast as possible.

>>37168076
OP, get in real close, like pull him until you can whisper in his ear. Just don't let go of his shirt or jacket or whatever. He won't be able to do shit. Before he can figure it out head butt him hard in the nose. Will end a fight quickly if you do it right.

>>37168076
Ok Anon, I'll help you out this one time. Between now and then, focus on chin-ups and cardio, this will be vital, you are going to need the cardio, this will be a fitness intensive fight. You should also focus on you diet too, you'd be amazed at how much difference 3 weeks can make.

Now, on the day things you'll need:

An iPod with eye of the tiger (gotta play some music to hype yourself up)
A long jacket, preferably long enough to hide a rifle (AR-15)
An AR-15
About 500 rounds of ammunition

The rest should be self explanatory.

>>37168933
You having so much resting on the fight will give you the edge hopefully

>>37168137
>your muscles will be sore and weak and not ready
Yeah, if you've only been working out for a bit recently

>>37168076
>Acting like a dumb nigger
I bet you own a snapback and sag your pants as well

>>37168076
A. Bring a mouthguard, you're not trying to impress anyone but don't rock up wearing it, just slip it on after everything's been said and if the fight actually takes place

B. If you have someone to practice with, learn jiujitsu, you have enough time to absolutely nail a flying armbar (not as difficult or technical as it sounds)

C. You may also have enough time to learn basic boxing head movement

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>>37168076
Get a mouth guard like pic related. Just slip it on right before or at the start of the fight. It'll let you take a few more hits which will give you the edge. Preferably get a clear one so it isn't as obvious, but if you don't care then just go for any kind.

>>37168076
OP, we believe in you beat the shit out of that guy!

You could always call in a bomb threat. That will cancel the fight for sure :^)

>>37168076
>>37171075
Oh yeah also look up some videos on youtube and do some shadow boxing, it'll help you out a ton. Do some jogging to build up cardio, 3 weeks can make a noticeable difference in stamina.

>>37171139
You will absolutely not be an effective enough boxer from watching youtube videos to win in a streetfight against a larger man

What I said was you may have enough time to learn basic head movement

>>37171207
Hey it wouldn't hurt, he's got 3 weeks to learn. Although you're right it would be more beneficial to learn basic head movement and even how to block and take hits.

>>37168933
Give him hell!

>>37168933
just fucking keep a pipe or something hard in the room with you and if he start shit just beat the hell out of him. go savage mode on his ass. bust some teeth out.


this isn't about honor, make no mistake. this about someone threatening your physical wellbeing

just bring a metal baseball bat, he'll be out in one swing. metal baseball bats are fucking gnarly, and if he's gonna be cunty you should probably fracture his skull

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>>37168076
Spend the first few minutes dodging and letting him attack, where applicable use his body weight changes against him, if he lunges is pull him towards you and down.

Once you can tell he is wearing himself out, attack him as quickly and as directly as you can, once you land a successful hit keep pushing as he will be off balanced and not ready. Once he's down, unconscious or not gonna continue to fight spit on him and walk away without talking to anyone for the greatest effect.

>>37171435
you've obviously never been in a fight before

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>>37171451
I think you'll find you haven't anon.

>>37171469
>just dodge his attack!
this isn't dark souls, anon. IRL fights are incredibly physical and if you aren't fighting immediately you're gonna have a bad time

And yes, i have

Why don't you just grow up?

Why are you even fighting if you don't know what you're doing? Just stop being a fucking idiot and grow up.

Maybe take up boxing if you're too much of a degenerate to control yourself, you'll learn how to take a hit and that's probably the most useful thing you'll learn in 20 days.

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Liquid. Spit or throw coffee at his face.

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>>37168076
Fuck. I'm in a bit of pickle.
>have a oneitus
>hang out yesterday
>it went surprisingly well
>we went out to eat and watched a movie at her place
>we watched some comedy
>laughing and smiling all around
>at the end she takes my phone to take pictures
>anxiety and fear spring up on me and I'm freaking out
>she takes a few pictures of us
>she starts to go through which ones are good
>she swipes too many times and sees my porn on my phone
>it's not just any kind of porn
>Futa
>was curious about it and found a picture I liked
>she looks at it and stares at me in disgust
>freaking out, I get my phone back
>she starts asking me questions
>I get red
>asking me if I'd like her more if she had a huge cock
>I say no but she doesn't believe me
>keeps asking and I can't answer
>keep saying no
>she gets upset and I took notice
I left and that was yesterday. I haven't talked to her since. My adrinaline is pumping constantly and I can't stop stressing. Idk what to do or say. Fug

>>37168933
I'm rooting for you buddy <3

>>37168076

Stab the fucker in the face.

/thread

>>37168076
Show up dressed in full trap attire with makeup. Wear some crotchless panties and tuck your dick. Then ask him "You wanna hit this, big boy?"

>>37168076
Get an old style boombox and a cassette tape with Guile's theme from Street Fighter II on it to play during your fight.