What's the most bluepilled shit you've ever heard?

>there is someone out there for everybody

>it gets better in your 30's

>>37167149
>you look cute
It's never true

>>37167149
I really wanted that to be true but i am 23now.
>>37167160
Well if it implies that everyone can get a date but they have to lower their standards a lot.
>>37167230
Why the hell would life get better as you lose your youth? It gets better at 40's brah. No matter what you cant get your youth back

>>37167260
The classic compliment for people you don't find attractive. Also men are not cute.

>>37167149
Well joining the military IS beneficial in the long term, but thats only if you stick with it long enough to get a pension when you get out.

My brother has worked as an aircraft repairman and has been in aince he turned 18.
Actually all three of them went in at 18, and now they have a monthly pension and basically could be NEETS if they wanted.
But alas, the only people that can make into the military are strong willed chads.

>>37167294
Chads who have their wives cuck them while they are gone

>Love is blind

In that case 99.99% of the people are not in love

>>37167149
Everyday can't be the best day, doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better!

Theres someone for anybody.

Just ask them out! Whats the worst that could happen?

Women are nothing to be afraid of! -T.Roastie who spent some time in prison for cutting her then bf's balls off and blinding hin because she thought the chick texting him about quarterly reports wasn't his boss but his secret lover

>>37167325
Cucked by other Chads

>>37167149
>>it gets better after high school
True depending on how you act
>>women don't care about X
they care. they're bitches
>>bullies never win
wrong
>>join the military for respect and a stable job
respect yes, stable job, no. Employers use them as tax write offs which means they're more likely to get hired. Good for them after dealing with all that shit. I hear that the military tends to ruin marriages.

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>>37167149
>don't worry about chad, just keep working hard and one day he'll be working for you!

>>37167149
>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
robobobo

>>37167149
The whole "affirmative consent" bullshit.

>>37167149
>it gets better after high school
It literally does. Escaping my parents straight away made it better

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>>37167149
Those are bluepilled sayings but they are actually true for the most part, except for the "women don't care about X" one. Of course women care, otherwise whatever X is wouldn't even be an issue.

I wish I joined the military when I was younger, I almost did but I didn't like what was happening in the world at the time.

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>men aren't all the same

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>>37167408
Don't forget
>suicide is selfish

>I'm open minded and can accept that my friend has developed weird tastes

Fuck no. I'm not okay. He went from being a bro to being an obsessed horsefucking homo furfag who doesn't give two shits about anything that isn't himself. I don't know how I was a blind "open minded guy" for so long.

I just want him to have a normal life. To be happy.

>>37167607
>it gets better after highschool
Your physical looks, depression, social anxiety, etc doesn't magically disappear when you receive a diploma.
>bullies never win
I've seen numerous take their i'm better than you lemme tell you about it attitude and use it as a stepping stool to success in sports and careers. If someone has the social awareness to find someones weakness instinctually they have an incredibly useful skill in the corporate world.
>military
Almost nobody but rednecks and hicks actually give soldiers former or otherwise respect unless you're deep in the biblebelt. Jobs only hire you for tax incentives but they'll fire you just as quick i've seen it happen numerous times. The fucking government doesn't even respect them ask all the vets about those bennies they were promised but aren't getting or the faulty helmet contracts as examples.

>>37167666
And so is you making me fucking suffer for the rest of my life to satiate your subjective opiniona, morals, and feefee's.
Checkmate, go rub that in their face before the backflip, satan.

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>>37167713
That's what I was saying you baka

>>37167769
You're satan you should have magiced inflection into your post.

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>>37167785
I put it in memetext for you and everything

>>37167694
>It gets better after high school
If you are a woman no. If you are a man we age differently than women. However if you don't progress at all and you stay as a basement dweller, you have less sexual market value as a 30 year old NEET than an 18 year old NEET. It all depends on whether or not you get a job and do at least SOMETHING in your life.
>bullies never win
Not never, but typically people who bully have just as many deep seated issues as the people who they bully. Last year was my 10 year high school reunion (didn't go) but from I heard nobody has really made anything of themselves and a couple "bullies" I used to know are complete losers and a couple have actually since died.
>military
You don't have to be an infantryman, you can actually go into the Chairforce, Navy, or Coast Guard and go into a field and learn a skill for free and get out and apply that to civilian life. Not everything is transferable to civilian world but you should pick something that is. Not only that you get free healthcare, steady paycheck, and the GI bill.

You are just a bag of fucking excuses, and your attitude will get you nowhere in life.

>join the military for respect and a stable job
Except this one is kinda true

>>37167800
We've been using memearrowd to indicate they're merely quotes in this thread not ironic or post-ironic qoutes.

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>Women don't care about looks. Your personality matters

>it gets better after high school

Of course it does, idiot. It gets better for almost everyone. The only exceptions are bitter virgin manchildren NEETs posting all day long on a Cambodian tapestry weaving forum.

>>37167813
>entirely ignore the fact jobs will only hire you for tax bennies
>names off all those bennies i was talking about vets NOT getting as promised as if they were a given
>literally saw some in-uniform soldier get tongue lashes by an mmmMMM! Dindu lady because she wouldn't let him take shit when he was short a penny why should SHE respect HIM for volunteering for the worlds most dangerous job that's literally retarded you're retarded

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>It's just a little snip!

ITT: "blue pilled shit" which is actually mostly true.

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>>37167834
I don't know what you're saying anymore. It wasn't ironic, it is a bluepill normie quote that I hear all the time and I thought it related nicely to you're original post about suicide. I'm sorry we had this huge breakdown in communication.

>>37167870
Who the fuck cares the reason why a company would hire you? If you get hired there who the fuck gives a shit what reason it was for. Money is money.

Also, nobody but the douchiest douchebags join the military to get respect.

If you join the military you are going to get shitloads of undeserved respect AND undeserved disrespect. It's gonna be a mixed bag.

I wouldn't recommend YOU join the military though because you sound like a complete puss.

>>37167887
Thats it.

We're officially switching to elcor.

Resigned world weariness: god damn it.

>>37167885
blue pilled is only true to the shallow.

>>37167149
The military one seems right. I mean it's not like you get fired or anything? And you're definitely respected, not to mention discounts.

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>being gay is a choice
>women are the victims in porn
>you can control if you're a degenerate or not
>just talk to people and join a club and you'll make friends!
>global warming isn't real
>Russia killed Seth Rich
>Just get a hobby and you'll be happy

>>37167149
>Just BEE YOURSELF Annon!
>it will get so much better in high school!
>any girl would be lucky to have you annon!

why do normal fags tell us this shit knowing that none of its true?

>>37167149
>the worst a girl can say is "no"

>>37169729
Liar. Nobody says just bee urself except robots.

>>37169729
But it does get better after high school, what are you talking about?

>>37169808
What's the worst if not that?

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Be good and good will come to you. Be bad and bad will come to you.

Screwed years of my life believing that bullshit.

>>37167149
this too shall pass

oregano oil

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>>37167149


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>>37170109
That's a robot meme though.

>you're so kind Anon ! You'll see, a guy as gentle as you won't be alone for long. You deserve to find a girl that you love.

Bitch, the only thing being "kind" brought me is a life of being frienzoned and used as a stop gap. And the most pathetic part of all of this is when the girl that tells you that is dating a turbo asshole that cheats on her and treats her like shit.

Just fuck my life.

>>37169993
Laughing at you is usually a standard response instead of saying no.
Then she'll start gabbing shit about you to people you know like your work mates turning you into THAT guy overnight. I preferred school rejections, the collective laughter every time you walked in a room stopped eventually.

>>37170140
You obviously have not been rejected as adult and are extrapolating from your school experiences.

>>37170139
Here's today's "Fucking bitches whores only like assholes and not nice guys like me cunts die" post.

>>37170138
I've literally had people give me this """""advice""""" before

It's real

>>37170160
But it's true tho. You won't get a gf by being attzntionate and loving because it's assiociated with submissive behavior for a male in our society and women are craving for the opposite.

I'm not saying you have to be a complete dick to get some, but trully, being the "nice guy" won't get you anywhere.

Pretty much anything anyone here says about Jews.

>>37170160
>Follow your dreams
>Be yourself

Worst advice to give an autistic child, I swear. My dreams were being a Sith Lord, and deep down I wanted everyone to leave me the fuck alone.

>>37170204
Not even memeing you - I've seen this shit firsthand, multiple times over several years with exes, girlfriends, my cousins, female friends, my oneitis, all kinds of females. They have, almost 100% of the time, VASTLY preferred guys who treat them like utter dogshit. I have LITERALLY heard them talk about how, and I quote, DISGUSTING it is to them when guys try to act too nice and give them whatever they want. If you care at all about rationality, objectivity, and hard scientific data, then it is simply undeniable that women are biologically hardwired to gush and flood their panties over 'bad boys' or whatever you'd want to call them. Just because we've developed a civilized society and culture doesn't mean we somehow magically erased hundreds of millions of years of evolution. They innately desire STRONG men who can impregnate them, but who will stick around long enough (and have the skills to be able) to provide for her, their fetuses, and then children, until such time as the children are able to survive on their own. This is also why women are extremely attracted to status - it implies that a man will be able to have the resources to ensure that their genes will be passed on. It's also why a lot of them just don't give a fuck about cheating. As long as he comes home to her and provides what she and her children need, she's hit the jackpot in her mind. I'm not saying go beat women (though I'm sure many would certainly cream at the thought, as it implies that the man in dominant, in control, and will raise the children correctly, seeing as how he isn't afraid to discipline those whom he feels are in need of it), but just don't be all faggy about it (coming from a guy who loves dick just about as much as he loves pussy). Your best chance of success is to say extremely misogynistic things, but in a joking manner. I have had EXTREME success with this. Just hearing the words subconsciously turns women on, even if their SJW-corrupted
cont.

>>37170511
higher thinking facilities tell them otherwise. Jokes about them belonging in the kitchen tend to work well since it's so incredibly stereotypical that most people just can't get mad at it. It can be played off as a joke extremely easily, and anyone who freaks out over it probably wouldn't be a good mother to your children anyway. Also, as fucking memey as it is, faking confidence works fucking wonders. Take drugs if you have to (anxiolytics work MIRACLES in these situations, but you have to ensure that you're taking them in low doses, and that you have enough off days to ensure that you don't develop a dependency, as withdrawals from them are beyond hellish and can literally kill you), but just do it. You obviously won't see results right away, and I don't expect you to miraculously pull confidence out of your ass when it's been beaten into you throughout your entire life that you're basically worthless (just a reminder, since I'm sure you don't hear it often enough, but you're not worthless - you have innate value and your existence is important in the big picture), not at all. That's why I recommended the drugs lol. But if you're opposed to them, practice talking to yourself in the mirror. Force yourself to smile over and over again, and repeat positive affirmations like, "I am successful" "I am going to be confident" "This will work out for me" etc. It seems fucking retarded, but they have actually done studies on it, and apparently it, no joke, increases the positive neurochemicals in your brain and makes you feel happier and more confident, even if you have no reason to be.

Sorry, I'm rambling, but I am confident that these will seriously work for you guys if you do them correctly. Please feel absolutely free to ask me about ANYTHING, or to go into more detail on something or to explain it better, and I will do so to the best of my ability.

I've also got a sort of secret weapon medication if you guys are interested (ran out of text).

>>37170661
>>37170511
We should just ban women. They already made artificial wombs. The dream of Sparta can finally be realized.

>>37170771
Lmao that would seriously be one of the most interesting timelines for us to choose. I can't say I'm not interested in it lol

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>>37170843
Fuck women. I hate women. They're evil. FUCK THEM I FUCKING HATE ROASTIES

>>37170866
Their natural biological urges do very often cause them to act in a way which rational people must concede is 'immoral' and 'unethical' - at least within the confines of our modern society. To say otherwise is to outright deny objective facts and reality.

>>37170771
A male only world... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncwCETyQlk

>>37171134
sounds too faggy for me. I will always want a natural vagina and tits on a natural female.

no amount of pretend a girl will work on me.
so while interesting in concepti... far to fag for me and the massive of society since straight is still majority no matter how much fags shill their fag agenda on straights 25/8

>>37167769
whos this semen-demon

>>37167149
>women will be there by your side in hard times.

>>37167607
it doesn't get better after highschool though

>in highschool
>semi suspension of reality
>get out of highschool
>knew it before but it really sets in that I'm a fucking loser and will go nowhere in life
>sets in that suicide is a real possibility and will most likely be how I die
>2 years later
>20 now
>still a fucking loser, don't care about anything, want to die every day

hahah it got better xD

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>>37167149
>study law for stable and well-payed job
>you are not that ugly don't believe them
>everything is okay with you

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>>37167392
tfw u working for chad

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>>37167149
> go to college
> get a good job
> 40 hour work weeks are necessary
> then you'll be cool and successful

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>there's nothing wrong with you per se

thanks uncle

>work hard and you'll get promoted
>slow and steady wins the race

>it gets better in 6th grade
>it gets better in 9th grade
>it gets better in high school
>it gets better in university
Will start university soon. Will it just continue this way?
>it gets better once you start working
>it gets better once you're a senior employee
>it gets better once you retire
Sometimes, I just get the urge to tell a psychiatrist about the jews to become a NEET.

>women aren't all lying whores

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>>37172295
avatar: the last genderbender

>>37167634
Maybe you just have bad taste in men

>>37167367
The women are the true winners again.
--> Don't join the military.

>>37167149
>It gets better after high school.

Depends what you consider. If your talking about the people then no,your fucking wrong. People are less retard after high school.

If your talking about the workload and the pressure of having good grades then yeah it gets worse after high school.

>Women are capable of love (for anyone other than kids)
>there is such thing as true love
>women are equal to men
>men are inherently violent and evil

>getting a job is as easy as giving a firm handshake and standing up straight
>if you work hard and do what is expected of you, you'll find success
>you're allowed to be vulnerable sometimes
>men are allowed to like kids.

>>37167813
The military would never take most robots due to health or mental issues. I tried to get into the Coast Guard, but using one antidepressant disqualified me FOR LIFE.

How is that not a valid excuse? Military only helps if you're completely healthy in every way

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>>37170511
>>37170661
This is excellent advice.

I'm a failed normie, but every time I've gotten disinterested in girls (seen as confidence by them) and acted like a funny dick, women were crawling all over me.

The one time I tried to pick up this qt I'd known for a while, she could fucking smell my interest and her face soured at my niceness. Haven't seen her once since I tried to "woo" her.

Women haven't evolved beyond their most primitive desires, contrary to what deceptions feminists have told you. They want strong, confident, dominant men.

>>37167149
>Multiculturalism is our strength

I can't take anyone seriously that unironically believes this.

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>>37172054
berry pink
shes a nice girl

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>>37167149
>>37167694
>>37167813
>>37167870
>bullies never win
Bullies will either go to jail or they become Chad, and Chad will win in the end.
>military
hit and miss, a few people I know ended up with jobs just barely better than a civilian life (one that fought overseas sold motorcycles for a dealership, one had two years and worked two jobs, a Subway and a bar)

>>37167428
"If" you escape your parents. We are brainlets who didn't get into college or uni and so are stuck with our parents while still being 18.

>there's someone for everyone
biggest bullshit anyone has ever told in this history of society

>>37172152
Who the hell says that?

>I will help you in this school job

>>37171455
We'll have gynoids for people like you, anon, don't worry. Come, take my hand and let's genocide the weaker sex together.

>>37167149
"Work out and you'll feel better about yourself"

I worked my ass off for nearly two years and I'm still a wimpy loner

>>37173398
I once made the mistake while drunk to tell a group of friends feelings I had been bottling up for a while, mostly related to my mother's death. I didn't cry, I just told them that I tried to keep apparences up but that it's been hard. The guys were all very supportive, telling me I was a dumbass for not talking to them about it before. The girls tried to be supportive.

But there was that slight hint of disapproval, disappointment, something I can't really describe in their voice, the way they looked at me. Not disgust, but some kind of perverse pity.

>>37174642
Females DESPISE weakness. It's so integral and primal that they can't help it, but it's undoubtedly there. Even if they care for you and like you as a friend, they can't help but think far less of you if you're ever vulnerable.

It's even worse for lovers, take my word for it as a failed normie. They'll beat feet if you ever open up to them or, god forbid, cry. It's a fucking feminist lie that women like emotionally open men.

I'm sorry about your mom.