Pumping and dumping fatties is so fucking easy, why haven't

>it's totally worth it
This is where many would disagree

If i could get one like that picthre i wouldnt even care, id take her as my gf. The only ones i can fuck are the ones that i would kill myself if people found out.
>tfw fucked 7 girls
>tfw only 2(TWO) of them i was actually attracted to

>>37167153
Why are you doing that to yourself?
How could you do that to yourself?

>>37167115
>easy prey
okay but I have this thing where I don't like leaving the house
so bully for me

(((they))) used to spam nigger threads and now (((they))) try to lower our standards? I wonder what the great plan is behind (((their))) doing.

>>37167148
Better than being a permavirgin, my confidence has boosted a bit and I feel like talking to prettier girls now without feeling intimated.

Yes I've been down this path. It didn't take long before I changed course

>be 27 y/o virgin
>read r9k threads about POF/OKC (this was before tinder)
>go on OKC and scope overweight girls
>on 2nd day find a thirsty one
>look at pics, she's easily pushing 300 lb
>message back and forth for a couple of weeks
>she sends me nudes after nudes. I don't even want them
>hate myself but tell myself losing virginity is worth it
>we set up a date at her place
>terrified so I drink 3 beers before I head out
>get to a house, it's not very well maintained
>every lawn is green but this one is brown
>contemplate just turning back and forgetting it ever happened
>replay r9k posts in my mind about how not being a virgin will change my life
>text her im outside
>she opens the door
>about 50lb fatter than her apparently dated pics and nudes
>waddles out and hugs me
>she says "I can't wait to get that dick in me"
>I say "I'm gonna take you to pound town"

cont

>>37167206
Ill try to break it down for you
>no friends
>not in school
>20
>not tall or wildly attractive
>want to love and be loved by somebody
>barely get any matches on tinder
>notinthecards.jpg
>still get tired of fapping
>about twice a year i hit up POF or something and look for an older fat chick at or past the wall with a car and a place who will come pick me up and let me fuck

Been doing this since i was 17

>>37167246

>she takes me in and says she made dinner
>her house is a mess. has not been vacuumed, probably ever
>smells like urine, it's clear she lives with cats that she doesn't take good care of
>takes me to a dimly lit kitchen table
>piles of horded rubbish in every corner
>"what are you serving?"
>"you're going to love my macaroni salad"
>tells me to sit and waddles to the counter
>brings huge bowl to the table
>that's all we're eating - just macaroni salad
>scoop a bit on my plate
>she gives me a weird look and empties nearly the entire bowl onto hers
>try to make some conversation about movies, try to allude to watching a movie instead of fucking after dinner
>take the first bite
>it's not macaroni salad
>it's mayonnaise and sugar with a few bits of macaroni
>she's scarfing it down with unholy sounds
>finishes what was probably a whole jar of mayo's worth in 10 minutes
>just stares at me as I nibble on my portion

cont

>>37167115
I'm turned off my fat chicks of that level of fat.

Maybe a little belly but beyond that I literally can't get a boner.


Brightside: i've recently found out how to pump and dump asian chicks at my uni.

>>37167400

Ah, the old chicken feet necklace trick, eh?

>>37167334
>finish eating and realize I have no way out
>she tells me she's been "taking care" of herself while waiting for and thinking about me
>tell her "why don't you show me"
>she waddles to the couch and begins trying to spread out
>sit next to her
>her rolls are preventing her from bending
>she's grunting and huffing just reaching her hand to her vag
>she's red and sweaty as she lifts her pussy fat out of the way and rub herself with her other hand
>am suddenly hit with an atrocious smell
>what I can only assume is urine, caked up feces from improper wiping and pickled pussy cheese
>power through because I want to fuck
>she gets wet and groans in the least sexy way possible
>locks my eyes and asks if I'm getting worked up
>keeps calling me big boy

cont

>>37167115
Anon that's really messed up man. You're most likely a sociopath.

>>37167400
Well that girl in op image still has 629 normies and almost-chads in her inbox wanting to fuck her. Its not like she would have to settle for a robot

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>>37167425
>>37167334
>>37167246
orgenoli

>>37167425
>understand I have to do this now
>reach towards her pussy
>she continues holding her pussy fat out of the way
>touch my very first vagina
>it's slippery
>try to find her clit to play with like in porn
>keep poking around
>breathing through my mouth because I'm getting nauseous
>she lifts her pussy fat higher, grabs my hand and moves it up
>there's her clit
>play with it for a bit until she grunts and kicks her legs
>keeps calling me big boy
>tells me to fuck her
>this is it
>get up and stand over her
>she undoes my pants
>pull them down, my dick is flaccid
>convince myself Im gonna get hard if I get into it
>try inserting my flaccid penis into her as she holds her belly and pussy fat out of the way while struggling to keep her legs up and spread

cont

>>37167450
Wtf did I do wrong?

>>37167500
You didn't do anything wrong. She wanted the D and she got it. Nothing to be ashamed of.

>>37167456
Irrelevant. OP asked why I hadn't done this thing and its because they're so disgusting to me I physically can't get turned on by them.
>>37167424
Nah. I play cello in the uni orch and the violin/viola asians needed help with an assignment. I'm now tutoring something like 40 ESL asian chicks and it just spiraled outward. I might be pushing cyborg status now they take me out places a lot.

>>37167489
>realize I should make her feel good about herself
>tell her she's just the girl to get me going
>she asks if I'm having trouble down there
>she's sweating and struggling to keep her legs open and hold her fat out of the way
>my flaccid penis slides around the outside of her pussy as my eyes tear up
>realize it's not going to happen
>don't want to make her feel bad
>pretend to cum
>she just gives me a suspect look
>starts grunting to put her legs down and sit back up
>tell her the macaroni salad was great
>leave as fast as I can
>smell my hand on the bus home
>nearly vomit
>bought 3 1.5L vodkas on my way home
>stayed home, got drunk and cried for 4 days
>she kept messaging me for weeks, with no replies from me

this is how I lost my virginity

>>37167565
Good story anon. At least you're not a permavirgin.

>>37167246
>300lbs
That not fat, that's a fucking landwhale. I wouldn't go for any bitch over 80kg

>>37167115
>Pumping and dumping fatties is so fucking easy, why haven't you done it already anon?

Because the idea of using somebody like that disgusts me.

>>37167565
>>stayed home, got drunk and cried for 4 days

>he cried more than her
you cant make this shit up

Just fucked my first fatty yesterday

It was fun as fuck lol even though I couldn't cum because of the molly, alcohol and weed

I spanked her pretty hard

She was feeling my abs and arms. She was a freak and left 2 painful hickies on my traps

>>37167246
>I say "I'm gonna take you to pound town"
Medium kek

>>37168007
Hiw fat? Guess stats. And what are your stats

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>>37167565
>this is how I lost my virginity
Why do you guys do this.

If you're afraid a girl will judge you it would be better to lie than to screw someone that'll make you cry about it afterwards. Nor is it like you've gained any experience so you'd perform any better.

>>37168184

Shes like 5'4 and probably 150 pounds

I'm 5'7 128 pounds
I'm skinny and have a little bit of definition so I guess I look good to girls

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>Can't even talk to girls about non-autistic subjects
>Just fuck them brah, you'll feel much better

got really drunk the other day and ended up in a bar with people I sort of know, with a fatty sitting next to me. I got that she wanted the dick cause she rubbed my back a few times and touched me etc. but I couldn't even look at her. not cause she's fat but the moment I realize a girl might be interested I just lock up, alc doesn't help...

>>37167565
Why the fuck did you even do it?

>>37167115
>me -"so you wanna do it?"
>her -"yes, I want to have sex with you"
Do people really talk like this?

Anyway, pump'n'dump is for normalscum degenerates.

>>37170008
>Do people really talk like this?
I wish they did. Life would be so much easier

>>37168937
I act the same,my mind consider a girl interest like some kind of lethal danger, that's fucked up.

>>37168937
>the moment I realize a girl might be interested I just lock up
That's a feel I know all too well. I can no longer look at them and I don't talk to them unless they talk to me. From their point of view, it probably looks like I really don't like them and that I'm avoiding them.

I'll never grow out of this. It's too late.

>>37167115

Because even they only have eyes for Chad.

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>join volunteering group
>literally it's all just girls and just me, one guy
>not that ugly or spregy but am a 5'8" manlet
>start talking to a kinda-ugly girl who likes loads of the same stuff I like
>eventually ask her out
>she gives me the most disgusted look ever and says no
>she spends the next few months gushing over tall chads she's seen in anime and tv shows

Hope is a meme.

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I wish cassie sparkles could have sex with that chubby girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoysQe-2HS4

>>37168427
>complaining over that
Holy shit youre a faggot give me a fucking break

Id be jumping for joy if i could get a 5'4 150 gf

"Fat " is 200+

>>37167115
>Pumping and dumping fatties is so fucking easy

definitely fake and gay.
and OP is your usual retarded 12yo faggot.

fatties know that lots of dudes want to fuck them, and have accordingly upped their entry price.
even if they don't have friends.

some of them would gladly offer sex if you're undeniably willing to start a long term relationship - aka, you're doomed.

>>37167115
>>37167334

What is it with overweight women and not giving a shit what their home looks like?

My ex did the same thing (about 180lb), had a couple cats she almost never cleaned up after, piles of garbage and clothing everywhere, dirty dishes everywhere, only showered every couple days

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>>37167425
>caked up feces from improper wiping

LOST

Just don't let fatties know where you live.
>Be me
>Fall for tinder meme
>Chat up fatty from 2 hours away
>Mildly lie about wanting a relationship
>She drives 2 hours and shows up
>Is fatter than expected, and damp
>Try to make conversation
>Ignore her a bit, play vidya
>Keep chugging boxed wine
>Fuck. It's regrettable.
>mfw she stays the night and won't leave

The moral of the story is fatties are lonely and get attached and it leads to issues. And they're sweaty and it's gross. 0/10 not worth it.