>Anon, I hope you don't mind I didn't shave

>>37166818
It's not like I planned on eating it anyways, so whatevs

It looks soft, Mommy. Can I taste you, please?

I prefer you don't at all.

>>37166852
>being this gay in an original way

Same

originolly

Press my face into it and inhale.

I assume if I'm at this stage with her she hasn't decided not to shave for retarded feminism reasons.

>>37166818
That's fine. I like body hair. You know I'm gay though, right?

>>37166894
homosexuals can NOT be robots, get the fuck out

>>37166818
>shaved legs, belly, inner thighs, pits, arms, nipples
>didn't shave
I say that she's a retarded whore and she should get back to me when she really doesn't shave.

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>mfw

bring that shit over here lady

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>>37166818
>heh sorry kid, looks like I'll have to shave it myself

>>37166818
mmff ffrm mrfm fffr

>>37166818
eww get out you big titted whore. I only fuck flatties

cool. cool, cool ,cool.

>>37166818
"Mind? You are looking stunning and prefect, a real woman!"

>>37166901
Why not anon? I don't consider myself a robot but I don't see why being gay means you can't be one.

>>37166818
its just a welcome mat for me to jizz on anyhow.

>>37166818
Are girls pubic hairs soft? Or are they scratchy like mine?

>>37166818
I don't mind, even if it's retarded feminism reasons

>>37166818
Mind? Of course not, it's lovely! Can you keep it like this from here on?

>>37166818
What do I care? Why are you even asking me what to do with your nody hygiene? Stop flashing me.

>>37168448
soft as velvet, and smells so good.

That looks beautiful

Honestly

>>37166818
I feel the need to ravage
please r9k
kill me
I cannot do it myself

>>37166818
Do you have a venereal disease?... You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.

>>37166818
There's literally nothing wrong with this. It's actually kind of cute

>>37166818
I wouldn't mind really. Beats plucked chicken everytime.

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>>37166818
just the way I like it

origami

>>37166818
Most women are like this. At least how I remember them. Shaved is a meme

>>37168550
I love the curved belly myself

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>>37166818
That's a good looking mumu. I'd give her the good ol scratchy anytime.

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>>37166818
Why would I? Last month almost every fap of mine was to hairy amateur girls on Tumblr.

>>37166865
>implying that cunnilingus isn't the gayest thing a man can do

>>37168787
I have fucked over 50 girls and only very few of them have been like this. From my anecdotal evidence something like 90% shave. Which sucks because I like hair down there.

>>37169758
>it's another kissless virgin who thinks eating pussy is beta

Do some men seriously expect women to maintain themselves completely bare down there indefinitely? It's an unbelievable pain to conduct, not to mention you cut yourself often if it's still bristly. Last time I tried going full dolphin I accidentally sliced half my little nail off with the razor trying to hold the skin taut to get the closest shave. Extremely not with it for just one day before it grew back.

>>37169774
The Ancient Greeks literally thought that going down on a woman was the gayest thing imaginable. You could get boned in the ass all day, every day, but you still wouldn't be as gay as someone who performed cunnilingus on his wife.

>>37169769
Well fuck. Times have changed

>>37169758
>eating girl (female) pussy is gay
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>37169805
they also thought fucking children is ok, so, yeah.

>>37169805
They also fucked little boys. Maybe you should get your concept of homosexuality from a different culture.

>>37169805

They also thought fucking hairless men was alpha.

Sounds like you a gay ass nigga.

>>37169805
>it's another "my ancestors" gay person

What do I have to do to get a girl who looks like that?

>>37169818
Partly a cultural thing. Asian girls are more likely to have a hairy pussy while white girls rarely do.

>>37169848
Have a 7 figure job.

Honestly it depends on the body type. If they've got a little flub on their midsection,It looks better to go natural as it helps disguise the mishapen stomach.
Skinny/fit girls look awesome shaved because they have such a tight sexy body. Sometimes they can pull off that 'teen' look shaved.

>>37166818
i literally had this happen to me when i was a pseudo-normie in undergrad

my response was "why would i give a fuck"

eventually she realized that my inability to give a shit about anything wasn't some kind of "playing hard to get" bullshit and i wasn't actually some kind of deep, emotional man beneath a hard exterior, i was just a generally aloof and apathetic piece of shit.

it worked out okay for a little bit though

>>37166921
you should try to wax or shave your pubes, then assume

>>37167155
>I don't consider myself a robot

then get the fuck out cunt

>>37168448
Depends how they're washed. Use conditioner on your pubes and they'll feel nice

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>>37166865
>implying eating a woman out isn't the most beta thing imaginable
you will never find a Chad that goes down on roasties my man, only faggots eat pussy

>>37169801
>le all women are the same
my ex gf used to shave completely (even though I like some bush) because she hated pubic hair and said they're annoying and uncomfortable

Her body is so pretty. Doesn't this girl have on/off pics?

>>37171507
Unironically this. Anyone who eats pussy has lost his girlfriend's respect and will most likely cheat on him with some guy who doesn't care about her 'pleasure' and just wants to satisfy himself

I wouldn't have fucked you if you did shave so A+

If you don't like hairy pussy you're a low test gay boy

>>37169758
Much more manly to suck feminine penis am I right?

>>37166818

I'm glad you didn't shave, you look better with the bush

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Bushfags and Barefags don't know the sublime joy that is a well kept kitty like OP's pic

>>37171507
Literal fucking nonsense

You obviously haven't been outside for a while

>>37173757
>this is what virgins actually believe
maybe if you listened to me you'd stop whining on /r9k/ about no women liking you

>>37166818
I would be face deep in pubes to even say anything

>>37166818
>Good, shaving is unnatural and wrong. I hope you didn't shave the rest of you either