>tfw you're happily married and expecting a first born

>>37163429
Stay cozy Pepe.

At least you can enjoy the fruit of your labor.

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>>37163429
Instead of all that I have a bottle of whiskey and my cat/pupper.

Have fun with that alimony and child support once the chemicals compelling you to breed slowly fade and leave you trapped in a failing marriage.

>>37163429
jesus christ
why oh why would you get married and why oh why oh why would you have a child

>>37163731
You'll understand one day buddy. :)

>>37163429
i'm in a pretty similar situation

>>37163804
Because I love my wife and I'm really excited to start my own family

>>37163804
>>37163731
the reason that you're so miserable now is because your body is mad at you for not reproducing

>>37163429
Stay cozy Pepe

You'll never be cozy again until the leach leaves

>>37163429
>Have 4+3+2 kids
>Only post on /r9k/ out of boredom

ywn be a neet :(

>>37163429
that actually made me cry

Stay cozy Pepe

original post perhaps?

>>37163429
she's going to divorce you one day, anon

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>>37163815
No, no I won't. And you know what? That crushes my soul with enough pressure to shit out a diamond. Hence the whiskey. But I wish you luck and hope your family prospers. Honestly I do.

But that dream is beyond hope or grasp of a robot.

>>37163429
STAY COZY PEPE

op, how do preggo qt pheromones smell like?

>>37163429
I work at a concession stand on a nudist beach but no waifu.

>>37163870
if i donate some sperm do all my problems go away?

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>>37163841
honestly pitiable 2bqh desu desu senpai

>>37163804
>evolutionary dead end
you have nothing. when you die you won't even leave a trace. you have no grounds to look down on others.

stay cozy pepe

>>37163429
stay cozer pepel

>>37164318
>rick and morty
there is your problem mate

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>>37164704
>falling for the legacy meme
>you have nothing
>implying what you leave behind has any bearing on what you are now
>implying physics applies to me and i don't look down on others from the very bottom
wew lad

>>37164801
Why do people watch such shit animation. Maybe the show is decent but it looks too awful for me to even look at. Like the opposite for ATHF for me.

>>37163429
stay cozy Pepe

origigigi

>>37163429
stay cozy pepe
fuggin original