Daily reminder that you'll never meet a girl and get laid

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Daily reminder that a majority of us have crippling anxiety and no social skills whatsoever and even if we did go outside none of us would have the balls to start up a conversation with a qt, let alone have them approach us.

umm... that guy looks like a faggot. I don't think you guys realise girls like manly guys, it doesn't matter if he's necessarily ugly we just like guys that seem... idk in control? I'm sure most of the other girls here would agree. I've liked a guy that was literally only 5'8 with acne just because he was cool

He's more like 23 or 24 now. But you can just tell looking at pictures that he is extremely weird, socially retarded and awkward.

Looks matter the most, but you still have to be able to hold a fucking conversation with women.

>>37159348
he looks like a beta queer

>>37159348
Maybe he just says that to prey on girls, like "Huh Im a virgin Chad because Im more sensitive than the other guys and want the perfect girl for me"
But then he says it to every girl he ends up nailing.
He may be just a troll, laughing at both girls and robots here. Fuck him.

>>37159427
Most younger people are not worth talking to. You're not missing out on much.

>>37159348
Everyone is ripped now. Girls like it when you're different. Dad bod is what will get you a cute gf now.

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DAILY REMINDER THAT EVEN BRAD PITT-TIER LOOKS AND GENETICS STILL WON'T SAVE YOU FROM SOCIAL RETARDATION.

Btw OP, this guy isn't a virgin anymore. He had to fly to Thailand to fuck a slimy chink hooker to lose his v-card. LMAO.

You guys are way overrated his looks btw. Yes he is attractive, but not enough to just get laid without effort. In any major coastal US city he would be like a 7/10. Tons of ripped, taller, better looking chads that can actually talk to girls and make them laugh.

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>Cute cashier today
>beautiful eyes and smile
>decide I'm going to tell her
>as she's checking my stuff out I say "you have really captivating eyes"
>she says thanks and do I want a bag in the same breath

>replay scene in my head an hour later
>realise how autistic that must have sounded

it's a start?

>>37159550
That shows you how brutally fucked up he must be socially. Like genuinely retarded. Girls would throw themselves at him in a bar, after they threw themselves at him he clearly fucked it up

>>37159550
Is it true?
Really makes you think...

>>37159550
He's a literal retard then.

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>>37159529

No, he's a confirmed virgin with severe autism. He's posted on Reddit, lookism, and sluthate about how he has zero friends and spends every day in his room taking 300+ pictures obsessively. He's also had many surgeries done to his face.

Here he is as a kid.

>>37159589
>Girls would throw themselves at him in a bar,

No they wouldn't lol, you have no idea what the competition is out there. Tons of tall good looking guys out at bars looking for pussy.

Dude looks like a deformed gay.

>>37159649
I'm way uglier than him and have had girls approach me in clubs, bars and even on public transportation. He's just extremely socially inept.

>>37159348
He could probably be a male escort

>>37159616
You know I happened to met a guy with mental problems (not autism, more like a retardation) and he had model tier looks at that time.
Even if he was almost unable to hold a conversation he still had girls throwing themselves at him. This guy must be really a cunt with the most horrid personality lol

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>>37159575

What are you talking about? This guy is legit one of the most attractive males I think I've ever seen in my life. He's head and heels above most actual male models I've seen.

Objectively speaking he's at least an 8. If he got his recessed chin fixed and got some better jaw implants he would be a 9.5 slayer.

I know someone who made a Tinder account with his pictures and had like 50+ matches in less than two days with some solid-looking girls.

It's a shame he's a social retard though, apparently.

>>37159348
That fag skipped leg day

>>37159429

This is the truth.
Women aren't really attracted to effeminate prettyboys. They only like big masculine guys for sex.

>>37159649

Lol, clearly you're deluded if you actually believe this. This Orb guy would outcompete any guy in any regular party-town bar.

>>37159678
>I'm way uglier than him and have had girls approach me in clubs, bars and even on public transportation. He's just extremely socially inept.
If a girl ever approached me I have no idea what I would do.
It would be so fucking alien.
I hope that if this ever happens to me I am able to play it cool. If a girl was throwing herself at me and I actually liked her and I ruined it I don't know what I would do to myself but let me tell you it would not be something that is healthy that much I can guarantee

>>37159751
>failing on super easy with action replay codes enabled

How can you fuck up that badly?

>>37159348
All this proves is that if you are born with social autism you are fucked beyond repair and no amount of self improvement, career or fitness will get you shit.
>be me go to work
>see qt standing doing nothing
>nothing to say to her
>be me at school
>dead silence, everyone listening to prof
>finish class, go home
>no clubs interest me, sports, vydia or anything
meanwhile
>chad is naturally interested in normie things
>knows all the top 40 music by heart, keeps up with all sports and trends
>could literally say anything and people would respect him
its easy as fuck to meet people when you're normal, but when everybody disinterests you and you have nothing to share because of your autistic interests you're fucked.

>>37159813
not even! I love guys with scars and really deep voices, the guy I like atm is 5'9 and skinny

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>>37159813

> women aren't really attracted to effeminate prettyboys

Are the femanons on this board actually braindead?

>>37159587
If you're ugly, it is sexual harassment

>>37159896

Thats some fucking bullshit.

My skeleton mode friend fucks girls left and right yet Im /fit/ and can barely get a qt girl to hold hands with me

>>37159896
How is that an effeminate man? He's handsome but manly.

>>37159939
Dad bod is the way to go.

>>37159587
See >>37159897
If you are hot, you're good. If you are ugly you bout to go to court over sexual harassment.

>>37159959
I am probably a 7/10 face let down by being a hungry skeleton and only just recovering from my last breakdown so I haven't taken any care in my appearance

what the fuck was I doing

>>37159829
>action replay codes

This is why he failed. Should've used a Gameshark :^)

>>37159940

> Ryan Gosling
> manly

Lol. Can we at least be on the same page with basic definitions. This guy does not and has never looked manly. He looks effeminate because his face is rather flat and he has a soft lower third. Most of the roles I've seen this guy in he's cast to play a semi-effeminate prettyboy.

He is not muscular.

>>37159348
>Daily reminder that you'll never meet a girl and get laid
Thank you, Norman. Now get the fuck off my board.

>>37160012
If you have a good face you are pretty much set. Face and height are the two most important things.

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The fembots in this thread are lying up their assholes. They would be thirsting for the virgin guy in OP's pics. Severe denial and coping going on in this thread.

>>37159348
I mostly agree with this. I'm in a similar case; never go outside never gonna crush the pus. Unless I was rich.

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>>37159940

This is "manly."

I wouldn't say Gosling is "effeminate" but he is for sure a pretty-boy and his entire career has been built off that image. Most of his roles and characters revolve completely around him being a pretty-boy.

> Drive, The Notebook, La La Land, The Big Short, The Place Beyond the Pines

Manly would be a pic related or Dolph Lundgren.

He's not actually a virgin he was just pretending to troll actually ugly people online. Looks are all that matter, we're virgins cuz we're ugly.

>>37160203
Strangely enough, I would put Fassbender in the more feminine side.

>>37160299

How? There is literally nothing even remotely feminine about that guy. Every fiber of his being screams manliness.

Tom Hardy is another example that's even better because it shoes you don't need height to be a manly slayer. That guy is like 5'8" tops.. and that's wearing lifts. He's probably more like 5'7" and his agency lists him as 5'11".. lol.

Damn, if that guy is an incel then there is no hope for men such as myself.

>>37159751
I'm no homosex, but I can recognize that that man is insanely attractive.

>>37160352
>>How? There is literally nothing even remotely feminine about that guy. Every fiber of his being screams manliness.
He's literally gay and takes it up the ass.
>Tom Hardy
Him too.

>>37159751

You either don't get out much or live in some backwards hick town. He is attractive yes for SURE, but not anything that would stick out in any coastal city here in the US. Go to any upscale bar on a friday or saturday night in these places, there are guys even better looking, taller and out on the prowl looking for pussy. He would be a strong 7/10 here, maybe an 8 on a really good night.

>>37160352

Hardy is a solid 5'9 barefoot, he was barely 1 inch shorter than leonardo di caprio who is around 5'11 in real life.

>>37160753

Mate, this guys has looks to rival BRAD PITT and you're telling me some average Joe at an upscale bar on a "coastal town" would outlook him. I find that hard to believe. I've been to upscale bars around here (New York) and most guys look like generic, unremarkable but good-looking dudes... This Orb guy looksmogs all of them.

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>>37159348
Damn, I'd fuck him in an instant.

I mean, probably not since he's apparently an autistic man child, I imagine he'd turn me off pretty quickly

I mean I would fuck the daylights out of somebody normal who LOOKS like him. Just to be clear

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>>37160784

> 5'9" barefoot

Nice coping. Leo is noticeably taller than Hardy. And it's well-known that most of these actors wear insoles and lifts that add 3-4 inches of height.

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>>37160812

You must be him. This kid was literally a random college drop out in Pittsburgh (shit tier city) and he's 6'3 (orb is 5'10). They're literally everywhere.

>>37160884

That's literally what 5'11 looks like next to 5'9.

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Tom-Hardy-363.html

>>37160898

Severe blindness. That guy is not better-looking than Orb. Like I said, he looks unremarkable as far as models go. I'll admit he has a killer jawline. If Orb had that jawline he would be the most attractive male on planet earth.

>>37160753
Shut the fuck up retard, your attempts to give people anxiety will not succeed that easily

I live in a town of 300k, go to bars quite often and see a guy that pretty maybe once a month. He could be a model, and you don't even have to be very good looking to do well on tinder. I know 5/10s who do great with that shit (Idk HOW they do it, but I digress). If this fucking guy used Tinder, his main problem would probably be people assuming he's a fake account

>>37160944
Fuck off Orb, your ab insertions are shit

Kill yourself and reincarnate with better genetics, maybe then you will not be a KHV

>>37159348
>Daily reminder that you'll never meet a girl and get laid if you don't actually go outside and talk to people.

Every girl I've slept with, I've met through 4chan. I've never met a girl through IRL means.

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>>37160952

I never said he wouldn't do well on tinder lol, that's not saying much bro. What "bars" are we talking about, because here where I live upscale bars he would not be anything special. I really don't care either way, I'm not model tier either.

>>37160944

orb would look like a homosexual 14 year old next to this guy

>>37161003
>because here where I live upscale bars he would not be anything special.

Where tf you live nigga??? Also, what do you mean by "upscale?" who mentioned upscale, anyway? Do you think the average robot goes to fancy clubs often enough that he has that as a frame of reference? Your standards are way out of whack

ALSO you should already know that when it comes to looks, differentiating guys hotter than a 7 or 8 is pretty much purely preference. It drives me up a wall watching people argue over which super hot guy is the hottest, as though there were an objective answer to that sort of thing

>>37160915

The point is that he is 5'9" with LIFTS. You or the other anon said that Hardy was 5'9" BAREFOOT.

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>>37160352
I would say someone like Javier Bardem or Liev Schreiber is more manly. Manliness oftentimes includes a bit of rugged ugliness, I've found.

>>37160915

if you think hardy is 5'9" without wearing some kind of custom-made elevator shoes then you need to wake up from the fantasia you live in

>>37161163

I agree with you. I would include those guys in my list of manly actors. Adam Driver is another one that comes to mind.

Bumperino so that the word can see Orb's beauty and realize that social darwinism trumps looks any day of the week.

>>37161083

Every single person in hollywood wears them. He is probably close to 5'11 in lifts which is why his model profile listed him at 5'11. Look at him standing next to all the other 5'9 - 5'11 actors.

>>37161647

The guy is legitimately 5'9" in lifts dude. A friend of mine met him and said that like some other anon he was realistically about a 5'7.5" barefoot.

>>37159348

> Implying robots even want to get laid.

People on this board really have no desire to have sex, otherwise they'd improve themselves. The average robot just wants to wallow in self-pity the rest of his life

>>37159896
ryan gosling is a such a qt

>>37159348
He looks kinda wierd to me. Like, i might date him if he was really funny or nice in person but those photos are terrible. You can tell he's sticking his jaw forward and flexing to make himself look better than he is. Overcompensating is never attractive. Probably super full of himself too and wouldn't be a nice person s to spend time with

>>37159348
FUCK look at that bottom right pic

I'd kill for Orb's eye area

>>37162019
Of course he's sticking his jaw forward, his whole chin+jaw structure is recessed.

>>37162019
>>37162110

just another reminder that lifting doesn't matter and nothing is ever good enough for women if you're not genetically superior (bone structure, dick size, etc)

>>37162351

> Dick size

You can add up to 2 inches of length and 1 inch of girth to your penis by doing PE exercises.

>>37162404

I tried that a few years ago and my dick has never recovered. I can't get normal erections due to scar tissue.
Also post proof of your claim.

>>37162430

> scar tissue

There's your problem. I'm talking about a guy with a normal, below average penis.

>>37162458

Trying the PE stuff is what caused the scar tissue.

>>37162471

If you scarred yourself when doing exercises then that's your fault. I'm sorry. You're not supposed to feel pain or push yourself to that limit. The exercises are meant to be gradual.

>>37162497
>You're not supposed to feel pain or push yourself to that limit.

In my experience, forming scar tissue can be completely painless and unnoticeable until afterward.
Also, post proof of your claim about this stuff actually working.

>>37162533

My penis is proof. I gained one inch in like four months and then stopped because I was satisfied and no longer felt like stretching my dick.

I used to be 5" erect, now I'm a clear 6". I never measured my girth, but it does feel like that grew as well.

I'm sorry, but I'm not posting my penis on here.

>>37159550
This dude is incredibly attractive. By his facial aesthetics alone he should be reaping massive pussy. When you're that good looking it doesn't almost ever matter if you have a shitty personality. What's his deal?

>>37160753
you are /absolutely/ incorrect anon.

>>37162752

He has severe autism. It's true. I remember about two years ago he posted a thread on sluthate showing off his early childhood drawing notebook and it was full of the creepiest, most perverse and twisted shit you could imagine. He was drawing some dark shit as a child.

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>>37159896
goose doesn't look like a raging homosexual like op.
there is a difference between pretty boys and handsome men.

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I'm rich, attractive, and tall yet still a 22 year old virgin. Us chads can be robots too.

>>37162894
You look about 15 though. I'd fugg u in the butt though.

>>37162894
Weak cheekbones make you not a chad, got that fucked up sunken undereye area. Youre an example of brad, not chad

>>37162894

Your eyes are garbage, anon. I'm sorry. Not the color, but the shape. Hunter's eyes are the most attractive = longer horizontally than vertically. And you probably have scleral show when not looking from that angle.

If you had good eyes, you would look like a young paul newman.

>>37162910
Fuck off fag, I would kill your kind if I could without consequence.

>>37162894
you have resting rapist face

>>37162894
>chad

you have the wrong definition of what a chad is. you just look like a preppy snobby rich kid.

>>37162965
His eyes are hooded, but theyre wide open like a retard and theres none of that support under the eyes, i dont have accounts on all those forums i just browse sometimes so i dont know all the names of the facial bones but i can tell somethings off

>>37162894
On average, how long can you maintain a conversation before combusting?

Pls respond.

>>37163038
I don't talk to others anymore.

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>>37162992
I am a Chad, or very close to one. I consider myself a robot/Chad hybrid.

>>37162894

Here's how you actually become Chad:
- if you can't get lower rim implants for your eyes, then just squint 24/7.
-you need some kind of maxillofacial surgery to draw out the cheekbones
-style your hair differently
-darken your eyebrows
-put on a Football jersey
-Hold a football

There you go, now you are Chad/Slayer/whatever.

>>37162894
You are not a Chad, retard. You are a kissless virgin. That 5'8" chubby ugly guy who always picks up hot chicks? He's Chad, not you. He chose to be Chad, you didn't.

>>37163107
just because you say it doesnt make it true. you look weird. chads dont look weird.

keep posting bics though. its funny.

>>37163107
Why do aryan people have such shitty thin eyebrows all the time

Med eyebrows > aryan eyebrows

>>37159429
that guy looks feminine to you?
Lmfao, stop rolling playing as a girl you jealous fat hairy fuck

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>>37159348
he is an omega male, and he speaks the truth

>>37162992
Aryan Chad where the fuck have you been? I miss your threads.

>>37163171
who the fuck is he even talking about?

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>>37163149
Okay mr caterpillar unibrow.

>>37162970
It's not gay to fuckk 15 year old butt. It's getting fucked by me that's gay.

>>37163190
>there only exists wispy cuckbrows and that shit

Stay mad, browcuck

>>37163178
I've been trying to give r9k a break. I've also been playing a lot of vidya lately so I stopped posting and making videos on YouTube.

>>37163211
You haven't taken our advice and that's why you haven't gotten laid. Your hair still looks greasy bro.

>>37162894
You look like a white Elliot Rodger

How was this comment not original?

>>37163080
It seems you've identified the problem and a possible solution to why youre a virgin!! Well done, anon!!

>Attractive white guy in a white country can't get girls due to autism
How to people fuck up on Babby Mode?

>>37159348
>go outside and talk to people
what did he mean by this. just talk to random strangers i do that they usually just say hi and go away. i have gone outside everyday for years now and i haven't made a single friend. you are gonna say try signing up for something but i did i worked at a soup kitchen, for a botanical garden, and a home for the disabled. i only made 3 friends and they are all homeless and we don't talk much cause i only see them on sundays

>>37159348
So your saying if a Chad just goes outside or uses Tinder, he'll get laid. Wow. We never knew that. Fuck off, roastie.

>>37163107

Angry face is doing you no favours. Smile more.

Gotta bump this thread to be a legend.

>>37163505
As long as he keeps at it, Chad needs 10-20 matches or rejections before getting laid.

Bumperino because we want to get the message across.

>>37159751

So sexy. He looks like Jonathan Brandis. rip

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Roastie here. Just came to say that this statement "Women don't like efeminate men" is bullshit.
Pic related is Ezra Miller, he is kinda girly and he is super sexy. He is super qt and adorable.
Other examples of guys that are not emasculated and yet lady killers: young Sebastian Bach, young Axl Rose, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber (literally a girl), those kpop idols...
There are a lot of girls that prefer efeminated men. There is no rule about it.

>>37159348
this cannot be true, do you have screenpics of what he posts? no way can he not get laid with a face/body like that. he probably has insane standards and waits for 10/10 stacies to approach him.

>>37159869
>but when everybody disinterests you and you have nothing to share because of your autistic interests you're fucked.

how do i stop this. i want to be normal so bad but i find no interest in people.

>>37160753
you're so dumb and irrelevant just shut the fuck up.

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Am I sexy and manly?

>>37165440
roast here, guy looks like a faggot desu

>>37165440
Ezra Miller is a legit faggot. He likes cock in his mouth. You find him cute, but that'sbecause he's non threatening. There's no way you'd prefer him to Chads like Henry Cavill or Jason Mamoa.

>>37165440
That's because they're fucking rockstars and pop singers. They could look like frog turds and it wouldn't make a difference.

Your advice is shit desu
>if you don't actually go outside
Doing that
>and talk to people.
Can even do that rather well, but just 1on1 and I do not initiate it.
Which pretty much means you talk to women as much as if you stayed inside the cave in the first place.

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He posted some drawings on bodybuilding forum, it's pretty good t b h. Attractive AND talented. Honestly don't know what went wrong. Pic related.

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>>37165874
And another

riisfngksjsgf

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>>37165878
oirnwosignfnv

>>37165767
>>37165778
It's another episode of "kissless virgin knows what girls want in a man better than actual girls".

>>37165941
>implying women are aware of their own innate sexual desires

>>37165941
You're here too faggot

>>37166149
Girls don't know what they want. But kissless bitter virgins know it even less.

>>37159616
>He's also had many surgeries done to his face.
not surprised

>>37159348
You can clearly see the 'tismus from how he flexes every second of his life.

>>37159616
Damn he had surgeries? Wow what a loser, all respect lost. Not even genes are on his side.

>>37162894
How can you call yourself a chad if ur a virgin?

Do you not know what being a chad entails?

Hint: it's more than looks.

>>37162894
>>37166571
And you look pretty shitty looks wise as well, so I don't even get where you're coming from.

>>37159348
Proof looks aren't everything.

>>37166670
yeah there must be something seriously wrong with this dude if he cant hook up on tinder

It's the haircut. If he got a more masculine haircut like a buzz or crew cut he wouldn't look like such a faglord. I hate all these faggot haircuts that men get today.

>>37166428
>Damn he had surgeries?
anytime you see a "flawless" male model they've done a shitton of surgery, namely jaw surgery and hair transplants.

>>37166705
And a heavy application of photoshop.

>>37166266
All girls care about is the way you act. Then looks, then financial stability. This guy is focusing all of his time on his looks and it's not making up for his social deficiencies.

>>37162894
Thanks for the laffs, I hope you are being serious

>>37165767
As far as I know he dates a woman and she is a model. He is bi. But anyway, my point is that efeminate guys can be chads too.
And for the record, that Calvin guy is ridiculously gay in my pov. He is not attractive, he looks so robotic.
Jason seem to be a nice guy but he is kinda scaring. Of these 3 I would pick Ezra for sure.

>>37159550
Height theory confirmed. Orb is a 5'10 manlet. Anything less than 6'3 is suicide tier.

>>37167118
>5'10
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHAHHAHHAHAHHAHSHHSHHAHSHHSHHAHHAHAHA

>tfw 6'0 and uggo but still approached by girls
Thank god for German genetics

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>>37159348
daily reminder that AD actually impairs social skills and communication making it next to imposible to make any friends and connection

also
baitposting is against the rools, b&