Femanon here. Are there any cute robots on here? I like autistic, weird guys but they have to be attractive. I'll share my kik and email if I like what I see. Start posting.
Someone is really desperate and it's not me!
>>37155283
>Start posting
posting what
>>>/soc/
they made a board for your kind
>>37155283
at least try to prove you're not a 40 y/o male
>>37155304
You're on r9k
You're worst than desperate
>autistic and wierd
>have to be attractive
Choose one
roastie whore you are a bore
you make me snore
roastie whore
die in a fire you bitch
you are like a scratch that wont itch
die die
before i cry cry
>>37155283
Do shy people count ?
No autistic tho so I hope it still works
>>37155304
>>37155327
>>37155329
>>37155331
>>37155347
>>37155348
holy fucking shit it's an orgy
>>37155331
This is me.
Post your pics and applications, I meant.
>>37155373
Here is a photo that I hope the general community finds enjoyable.
>>37155304
They aren't desperate though or they wouldn't specify the need to be attractive.
I really have no idea why people come here if they aren't so desperate enough to abandon most of their standards, like I understanding having not be fuck ugly as your standard, but to actually expect an attractive person is just admitting you aren't that lonely.
>>37155373
>nose ring
>herpes
>illogically high opinion of herself
dropped before even picked up
>>37155373
yeah ok you're a fucking man I knew it
>>37155283
>>37155373
100% a dude but I still want to see some applications.
>>37155449
Someone stole my image and has been pasting it around the internet. Dont' blame me blame the fucktards.
>>37155664
yeah right, if you want dick pics try Tinder, those reatards don't know about reverse search so you would be ok, faggot
I was caught by surprise, but this is the only recent pic since I got down to 204.
>>37155664
then post another pic of you, you fuck
>>37155373
not really, no thanks papi.
>>37155778
ew fat
>>37155778
>>37156011
Oh well. At least I still have my cousins.
Kik is jonathan_flower
I'm into Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies, exchanging them like the stock market
Pilot in training
I music
Love LSD
>>37155373
Holy FUCK you're ugly.
Rollin anyway.
>>37156107
You look creative, homie.
>>37156113
You're only saying that because you know you're below me looks-wise and I'd reject you. Loser.
>>37156127
I like to think so
>original original
>>37156167
>>37156107
this got meth addict written all over it my mans
>>37156113
For whatever reason this cat is reminding me of a newly famous person. Super don't think he's been a star in anything. Just new actor face.
>>37156156
>below me looks-wise
Please Stacy, you look like Michael Jackson with fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>37156228
k
>here's an original reply
>>37155373
qt robot here, I feel we're basically on par.
>>37155283
you're retarded as fuck.
if you want to waste your life, you only need a dude who knows what 4chan is.
tl,dr -- pics of your feminine penis or gtfo
not really interested but heres my pic from the balding thread
>>37155373
>nose ring
was gonna post but not gonna bother,0% chance you are still a virgin
>>37155373
Not sure you're going to get "attractive" guys interested in you.
>>37156350
that turd piercing your nose is a 100% bonerkiller for any insanely rich Chad out there.
>>37155373
>Fleshy jewlips
>>37156113
Nice bathroom, but Jesus Christ, hang up a new toilet paper roll when the current one is used up.
>>37156479
Do remember you are speaking to an acoustic. He probably wipes his ass on the cardboard
>>37156479
Thanks, but fuck that. Not home often enough to bother.
>>37156520
I'm not gonna lie, I've tried it before.
>>37155283
>Femanon here
Get off my board, roleplayer.
saged.
>>37156545
you have to be creative in desperate times
>>37156113
good hair and cute eyes but your face is fucked up
>>37155283
Plz be my online gf. Do you have skype?
>>37155373
Nothing wrong with a dickgirl, now post boiclit you fucking whore
>>37157628
Is this you sexy?
>>37156307
>>37157628
you look like luka magnotta. 100% sure you're a psychopathic fuck
>>37155283
just go to /fit/ you superficial whore.
>>37157886
That isn't the same person
>>37157628>>37157665
Hey roastie looking for a Chad cyborg pick this guy. He made me laugh so pick him.
>>37155327
Post dicks anon
>>37156107
WoW are you interested in some darknet bitcoin scam ?
>>37156307
Are you Interested in a bank rubbery anon ?
>>37157628
WTF JIMMY FROM BULLY GO MAKE BULY 2 FOR US WE ARE WAITING
>>37158721
>bank rubbery
What did he mean by this?
>>37155373
Timestamp with forehead
>>37156288
>>37155373
I sincerely believe you two would make a good couple. But your roastie mind won't let it happen will it?
>>37155283
You shouldnt do this kind of thing. Like cmon man. Roastie get out.
>>37155283
>be autistic weird robot
>have chadly face according to both /soc/ and /r9k/ (although 5'8" manlet sadly)
>also have 7" dick if that amounts to anything
>be caring
>have deep and soothing voiceTOO BAD I ALREADY HAVE A FEMBOT GF I MET HERE AND SHE LOVES ME AND SAYS I MAKE HER VERY HAPPY HAVE FUN SETTLING FOR A 5/10 NON CHAD PROVIDER ROASTIE
>>37155283
You dont want any of us lowlifes. The folks here are illsuited to relationships
>>37156107
You look like a fucking faggot, lsd is for girls. That's coming from a girl
>>37155664
>someone stole my image
Well assuming its you, you shouldnt be puttting selfies up online or sending them to others anyway. Really, youre just asking for trouble and shouldnt be surprised if trouble finds you.
>>37159919
you don't know shit about acid, you dumb whore slut roast.
Get the fuck out of here.
>>37159919
Yu just a lesbian
>>37155283
I don't know if I'd pass for cute what's your criteria for cute
>>37158660
not that guy but I am
>>37159919
shut up roastie, girls are too fucking stupid to be able to appreciate acid trips because for them it's just "pretty colors xd" and "whoa I'm tripping balls tee hee"
>>37155373
applications?
pic related is me
>>37159243
Oh my fucking god, I can tell it's you again from your cheap fucking nose ring, do you have nothing else better to do than try to relate with a bunch of degenerate autists on a weeb board?
Seriously, you have no fucking reason to be here, no one likes you here, fucking hang yourself
>>37159217
>I sincerely believe you two would make a good couple.
Do explain.
My face is fucked and my hair is even worse but at least I tried
>>37155373
>this girl demands attractive guys
Roasties are this fucking entitled?
>tfw am cute
>tfw gay
Step off roasties you aren't getting any.
>>37155347
Right here fampai.
Trouble is roasties think """weird""" means something other than plugging a contact mic into an amp so i can listen to line noise moving through my coax splitter with the lights off in my room while dry cycling my H&K in a rhythmic flow just because i like the texture of the sound it makes and the smooth kinetic feel of the precisely engineered action working perfectly ad infinitum.
Hello robots
Haven't left my room in years
give me a reason to topkek
>implying some roastie is going to love me
>>37161250
You just need to shave off that stache and clear up your skin. You'll have girls/guys? coming on to you as long as you have an air of confidence around you.
>>37160763
You're awesome and she has a shit personality plus vagina. Your personality would rub off on her and make her very happy and carefree in general about life.
Instead, she is a very serious roastie in search of Prince Chad from Disney. She will never get him to even notice her and so she will always be unhappy.