Robots of history thread >5 foot nothing turbo manlet >never

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>>37154722
>henry cavendish

just check him out, biggest robot in XVIII century

Franz Kafka
>worked as a lawyer by day
>wrote depressing literature at night
>didn't want anyone to read it
>his friend betrayed him and published his stories

>>37155895
This. Also Nietzsche. Nietzsche is the ultimate robot.

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>>37154722
>Physically, Alexander was not prepossessing. Even by Macedonian standards he was very short, though stocky and tough. His beard was scanty, and he stood out against his hirsute Macedonian barons by going clean-shaven. His neck was in some way twisted, so that he appeared to be gazing upward at an angle. His eyes (one blue, one brown) revealed a dewy, feminine quality. He had a high complexion and a harsh voice

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He eventually rose above robotdom to take revenge against the jewish scum

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Was Augustus a robot?

>>37155895
>"He only communicated with his female servants by notes. By one account, Cavendish had a back staircase added to his house in order to avoid encountering his housekeeper because he was especially shy of women."

holy shit

>>37154722
Were Tesla and Newton robots?

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>>37155954
When you gaze long into feels,
the feels also gaze into you.

>>37156595
tesla married a pidgeon and was disgusted of women wearing earrings or piercings, so yes. Newton died a virgin.

>>37156439
No but I bet Cl-cl-Claudius was

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>>37154722
Schopenhauer's philosophy is basically /r9k/ in a nutshell

>>37156345
>literally conquered the known world by the time he was 30 while having prime age boipucci delivered to his tent every night
H O M O C H A D

>>37154722
Immanuel Kant was /fit/ and went on long hikes regularly, and fast, disciplined, military-like walks every day.

He never left his hometown because all the intellectuals and liberated french women of the enlightenment era traveled to it to sit at his table and share meals with him.

He was a celebrated professor of logic known (even by those ignorant of his philosophy, who
just saw him at "work") for his sharp wit and Understanding.

Immanuel Kant loved humanity enough that he literally dedicated his life to finding a universally applicable doctrine to preserve it.

Essentially:
>fit
>big social circle
>good in social situations
>educated
>created something that everyone who's been to high school knows about and will keep knowing about for generations to come.
>likes humanity

So no, not a robot.

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Was Paul Dirac a robot?

>abused by his father during childhood.
>some of his colleagues defined a unit called a dirac. it was defined as one word per hour. this was a joke but the reality was not much different.
>when someone tried to ask him "it's a bit rainy, isn't it?" he stood up, walked to the window to look, and came back to say "it is not raining now."

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Dante Alighieri
>exiled from society for being a socially awkward dick
>spent years writing accusatory prose (Renaissance era shitposts) to try to get back into the good graces of the government
>spent years pining after his oneitis Beatrice... rejected every time because ugly af socially inept robot

>>37159132
He looks pretty badass, he just has poor fashion choices

>>37159218
it's possible to be badass and unattractive....they aren't mutually exclusive

>>37159132
Didn't Beatrice die though? Or was that just part of his fanfiction?

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Algernon Charles Swinburne

>manlet, 5'4
>never received a degree
>"As a child, Swinburne was "nervous" and "frail," but "was also fired with nervous energy and fearlessness to the point of being reckless."
>"he spread a rumour that he had had sex with, then eaten, a monkey"
> "Oscar Wilde stated that Swinburne was "a braggart in matters of vice, who had done everything he could to convince his fellow citizens of his homosexuality and bestiality without being in the slightest degree a homosexual or a bestialiser"
>Common gossip of the time reported that he had a deep crush on the explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton
>"A controversial figure at the time, Swinburne was a sado-masochist and alcoholic and was obsessed with the Middle Ages and lesbianism"
>"Swinburne wrote about many taboo topics, such as lesbianism, cannibalism, sado-masochism, and and anti-theism"
>"Swinburne was an alcoholic and algolagniac and highly excitable. He liked to be flogged"

At the very least he was a fucking weirdo

>>37158911
>when someone tried to ask him "it's a bit rainy, isn't it?" he stood up, walked to the window to look, and came back to say "it is not raining now."

I would have done the same, except I would not stand up.

>>37159553
>real life shitposting, bullshit bragging and yuri/gore
One of us, one of us

>>37158044
>robots of history
>doesnt post robot
wat

>>37160592
He was disagreeing with OP's statement that Kant was a robot you illiterate plebian

>>37160676
>judging a drunk
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
lets hang out someday

>>37160785
sounds good to me anon
I'm a drunk to

>>37159508
not completely sure sempai, but here's a (you) for the honest discourse and engagement

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>>37161359
T-thanks you anon. I appreciate it.

>>37159508
Yeah she did and he got another wife but he still kept writing fanfics based around her

>>37161520
That's kinda adorable.
To be fair he also literally invented infernal torture methods for people he disagreed with politically though so I guess he was a bit of a cunt.

>>37156641
>and was disgusted of women wearing earrings or piercings
Literally me.

he wasn't a robot but he was pretty interesting regardless: Lord Byron

interesting guy, especially if you have been molested before. he was kind of a badass. Sometimes he ate only crackers and white wine. He travelled to Greece, threw his money around and built homeless shelters and clinics for the poor and dispossessed. He was only a few days away from leading a band of greek nationalists to lay siege to a city.

not bad for a poet. he sired children with 3 or more women, so there won't be much to relate to there. still he was a fucked up dude who did something with his life. Ultimately he died of disease before he got to fulfill his life's dream of being a general and participating in armed combat

>>37158911
Absolutely, there's a story where him and Heisenberg I think were at a seminar/dance thing and Heisenberg was dancing with girls while Dirac was sitting in his chair all night. After a while Dirac asked him:
"Why do you dance with girls?"
"Because it's fun to dance with nice girls."
"Alright but how do you know the girl is nice beforehand?"

There's also a story where he was in a conference and was approached by an english man who assumed Dirac was french. After some pained attempts at speaking french, the english man gives up. having witnessed the whole thing a friend comes up and asks hi: "Dirac, why didn't you tell him you spoke French?"
"He never asked"

>>37155941
His father was Alpha though

Most of these people weren't robots because they had stuff going for them and achieved things in life.

>>37162457
some didn't and only achieved things and got recognition for their work after their deaths