>tfw 27 years old and female >tfw exboyfriend started

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tick tock goes the biological clock

tick tock tick tock be my gf tick tock

>>37153105
Hahaha my ex is 28 that fat stupid whore. I wish I could date someone younger just to make her pissed off on a biological level.

lol if you don't get pregnant in the next 2 or 3 years your baby will probably have autism, and even if you don't, if you aren't happily married they'll turn out as a criminal

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>>37153137
>>37153137
>>37153137
>>37153137
TICK TOCK ON THE CLOCK

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>woman age like milk
>men age like wine

Do you feel this comparison is too kind? Soured milk doesn't really capture the essence of older women. I mean yogurt is actually kind of good. I think women age more like a Little Caesar's Hot N' Ready'. Delicious at first but quickly becomes stale and a little bitter.

>friend gets her first real bf at 18
>they date for 3 years
>she breaks up with him (unknown why, they had no problems)
>finds a new bf
>he has 0 time for her and gets worse to the point where they don't talk for a week at a time
>breaks up with him after almost a year
>tries to reconnect with her ex because she realized how great he was
>she is 22 now and still has an immature outlook on everything and is selfish in relationship
>he wants nothing to do with her and is dating a 30 year old

gotta say im not surprised.

>>37153347
I'm thinking more like some sort of vegetable with a short shelf life. A cucumber maybe? Firm and crisp but not for long, leave it a little to0 long and it starts to get soft and mush

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>>37153105
>tfw 27 neet fucking 19-20 year olds from dating apps

>>37153105
Why do girls get mad over this?

>>37153105
>>tfw exboyfriend started dating a 20 year old
What are your actual thoughts about this?

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Why would you be upset about becoming a mature graceful woman?

>tfw 26
>tfw first two bfs were my age, but I was both of their first gfs
>tfw wasted 8 years of my life for nothing
>tfw realize now that means i was just practice
>feel used and worthless

>>37153105
Can't really relate fampaisama

>>37153347
I always thought that was a silly comparison, and I think anyone who has food/cooking as a hobby does too.

Milk is pretty nourishing, with a good balance of protein, fat, and carbs. "Aged" milk, which is yogurt(?), is easier to digest and more nourishing. You could survive on yogurt for a while and stay fairly healthy. Can't do that with wine.

>>37153545
>>feel used and worthless

it's ok femanon, but you are worthless

>>37153347
Men don't age like wine though, unless they're turbochads in their youth, they aren't going to be more attractive at 35 than at 18. Maybe richer but not more physically attractive. Wrinkles and a saggy body doesnt look good on either gender.

>>37153105

tfw 'you at least had a bf once in your life'

kek date older guys, as you get older

>>37153105
ahahahaha get fucked OP.

story time

>last year
>girlfriend is being distant and refusing me sex
>alright.jpg
>girl at my job has been giving me the eyes, shes prettier and younger than girlfriend
>begin inviting her out amongst our group of friends
>girlfriend is alright with it at first, until coworker girl is drunk one time and is flirting with me
>girlfriend is also drunk and goes home early
>come back home to her hysterical crying
>says im cheating on her
>lol no im not
>this goes on for about a week
>i tell gf that her constant jealousy and freaking out about coworker girl makes me unattracted to her
>get a bunch of texts the next few weeks shes desperate for me to take her back
>stop responding to her
>delete her off social media
>see her friend one day months and months later
>says ex had a nervous breakdown.
>thinks I cheated on her with coworker girl
>never even banged coworker grl even though i could have.

>>37153483
Because they thought they could do better, only to realize the boyfriend was the one being held back by dating her.

>>37153588
>story time

do you think this is reddit you fucking faggot?

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>>37153543
Thats a bad picture though. Anyone can look like shit in the right moment.

>>37153600
Nice reddit spacing fambro

>>37153105
That's nothing. Wait until you're older and your exes start dating girls that could be their daughters.

>>37153543
Dude, she was never that hot. I knew bad shit was ahead for her from the moment I first saw her on dawson's creek.
It's part of what made her a cute. A walking testament to the true ephemeral face of beauty and how fleeting it is.
That and the drugs and tons of makeup bitch was on. Really took a toll on her.
Now, if you want to see an example of a truly hot bitch hitting the wall WAY too early and hard as fuck. Take a look at fucking Lohan.
That shit is fucking HEARTBREAKING.

>>37153545
*5 minutes later go on any dating site and get hundreds of guys wanting you*

In today's society girls don't lose their female privilege until after 40 and they're all most likely married by then. Quit lying roastie your life is perfectly fine, the fact that you have had 2 bfs proves you don't belong here.

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>>37153545
>roastie """""""""""""""""""""""""""""problems"""""""""""""""""""""
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
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>>37153611
That's pretty good looking body for a guy that is almost 60.

>>37153105
>ex dipping his D in semi prime puss
better start buying some cats

>>37153573
Want to know how I know you're a mad roastie SJW? Hint: your misuse of the word gender

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>>37153477
This is the dream Chad life.

>>37153310
>>37153543

Kek

654321

>>37155119
You're correct. He/she/xe/they should have said "doesn't look good on any gender". :^)

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>>37153105
I don't find women over 25 attractive and I only date girls under 25.

I'm 32.

>>37153600
Not that anon, but when did "story time" become a redditism?

>>37153703
>In today's society girls don't lose their female privilege until after 40 and they're all most likely married by then
Not quite true. Girls can get guys to fuck them up until about 40 but any guy of value won't commit to a girl that's already hit the wall.

>>37155190
People don't have genders, only words do.

>>37155208
After 25 years old it's over for women. Smart choice.

>>37153347
my friends landlord is a 35 year old russian man who won't date a woman above 30. He says this shit too, but everyone in his life just feels sorry for him.

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>>37153105
>tfw 24
>messing around with 18yo
all female acquaintances and family give me shit for this
it's funny how they think i care about their opinions
but it's even better to see them butthurt

>>37155324
I'm sure everyone pities the wealthy foreigner who is constantly banging fresh meat. What a miserable life he must lead.

>tfw 18
>just want an older girlfriend who I can rely on for advice/love

>>37153588
Do you want applause or something? If she was being so distant something was the matter, and instead of talking it out or just making a clean break away you go and torment her. Why do you normies hate love?

>>37155398
No, its probably not that. His attitude and personality probably suck and I bet he treats people like garbage.

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Remember 5+ years ago when anons were talking to enjoy your youth while you had it because you roasties were going to hit the wall? Remember how you laughed at us and told us we were just bitter virgins? It was fun wasn't it, your youth? You were desired, people "magically" were nice to you, Chad would even fuck you. Heck, you DESERVE Chad since one fucked you that means you can get one. So you dated a Chad, but Chad realized you were not hot anymore at 27 and got rid of you. He can get the new girls. Now you're coming up against the wall. Watch now, you will begin to do a sudden life U-turn and coincidentally have a big "life transformation". You'll suddenly pretend to be pure and womanly and that you "grew up" and are a new person. HAHAHA. ITS TOO FUCKING LATE SWEETIE. You had your chance those 5+ years ago to invest in one of us. Thats how it works. You shouldn't have gotten so greedy for A-list cock, now you're a hag.

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>>37153310
BUT THE ROASTIES WON'T STOP NO

OHHH OH UHH OHHH !

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>>37153693
I unironically belive Lindsay Lohan has an aesthetic face as opposed to a traditionally pretty one. She hasn't really been much affected by age, but rather has an atrocious sense of style.

If she updated her wardrobe from 2004, kept her skin pale, and was generally healthier she could be stunning.

>>37153477
maybe that's what i should do and i'm a wagie

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>>37155208

>be late 20s
>after a lifetime of being ignored and alone I finally start getting attention from women because I have a really good job and I stopped being fat
>sign up on dating site
>at the top and bottom of profile: "Only interested in women who are 19-23"
>routinely get raging roastie hate mail about how I'm a shallow prick and how I should date women my own age

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>>37155591
>routinely get raging roastie hate mail about how I'm a shallow prick and how I should date women my own age

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>>37155591
Feels great. The roasties will pay

>>37153593
You left out the whole they realize they squandered their youthful beauty and now the younger new gf is a reminder she's old and not as desireable.

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>>37155496
>tfw you realize there are actually women on this forum right now who have been here for long enough to have initially heard about "The Wall" before they had hit it, and to have hit the wall since then
>tfw there are roasties here who were warned, didn't heed the warning, and are still here

>>37153105
HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT BITCH

My ex can relate to your feel

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>>37155591
>at the top and bottom of profile: "Only interested in women who are 19-23"

Amazing

>>37155440
she was getting distant because she was about to monkey branch to a new dick.

>>37153347
Not really most men men age like beer.
>People who take care of their health and skin age like wine
This would be more appropiate.

>>37155496
You need to let go of those revenge fantasies anon, they are not healthy.

>>37156148
haha but his post wasnt wrong lady.... shouldnt you be out getting a I have to speak to the manager haircut... your'e getting to that age and size.

>>37153377

most younger women are immature

actually most women until their mid 30s are immature

the thing is, you gotta know how to be the guy dating a 18 year old

you gotta keep your older MAN status and keep her respect

if you let her have her way and MAKE YOU get her things she wants all the time, it's done, OVER there's no going back on this, you need a new 18 year old

>>37155719
oh snap anon that's actually kind of dark...

>>37153105

damn you must be hitting the wall already, shit tier genetics?

>>37153611


uhhhh??? he looks great for 60

>>37156224
His post is the same self-delusional garbage that the users on this board eat to make themselves feel better. I doubt he or you are anymore attractive today than you were five years ago.

Also, are you having a stroke?

>>37155719
>warned, didn't heed the warning
What could they have done about it? The wall is unavoidable.

>>37155218

since this faggot >37153600 kek

>tfw 27 and man
>tfw get more attention from younger girls

Thank god for the reverse wall, currently dating an 18yo girl.

shit is cash.

>>37156287
Ha.... I've lost alot of weight and put on some muscle compared to five years ago so I look better.