>hear mom walking towards my room GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY

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>>37151967
>not welcoming her into your room because seeing her brightens up your day

Tsk tsk anon, she can take you out of this world just like she brought you in

>>37151967
>she turns the doorknob
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37151967
Do you have a bad relationship with your mother? After my dad left, I have one with mine.

>>37151967
>hear mum walking up stairs, sloooowly
>floorboards squeak as she walks past my room
>hear them squeak as she's walking back too, then silence as it gets to my door
>dontcomeindontcomeindontcomein pleeease
>door handle turns
FUCK

>>37151967
Iktf
I always remember that scene from saving private ryan where one of the soldier tells the others how he used to pretend he was asleep when his mother got home from work so she didn't bother him and how much he regrets doing it.
He never gets to talk to his mother again because he dies later on the battlefield.
Only know you love her when you let her go anon...

better than hearing her get railed by her new bf

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>mum knocks on my door
>tells me she needs to be milked again
>I've already done it twice today

>>37152232
>hearing her get railed by her new bf
do you fap at that moment?

>>37152248
no, might feel a twinge sometimes though, but that's only because i am khv and any sex nearby affects me

>>37151967
>mom

That'd be fine with me. As long as it's not my dad. Being near him really discomforts me

>>37151967
>slowly pushes door open

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>37152248
nah, just made it up for yous

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>Parents have friends over
>Mom says they'll only be around for a quick chat
>Still here after an hour

GET THE FUCK OUT. GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE CUNTS I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR MUFFLED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER YOU SLAG CUNTS

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>>37152243
>mum (male) knocks on my door
>tells me she(male) needs to be milked again
>I've already done it twice today

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>rolling a fat doobie
>room reeks of weed
>hear slow walking towards door
>"I folded your clothes anon. Why did you lock the door?"

>smoking weed in your parents house
How do you guys ever get away with it? Fucking reeks

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>>37152865
>>"I folded your clothes anon. Why did you lock the door?"

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>mom knocks on door
>forgot i loaded the cum cannon
>oh fuck
>"AAAHHHHH anon what's on my dress!?"
>lost my entire month's load for nothing

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>ask mum whats for dinner
>argument erupts

>>37151967
>mom knocks on door and asks me to take something
go away mom my nails are still wet, gawd

>>37152874
i blow into a home-made sploof anon. it covers the smell.

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>>37151967
>*knock knock*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>37152874
I'm the splinter cell of joints

>>37153027
>open up the door, it's real
>with the non-stop pop pop
>and stainless steel

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>>37152772
>parents have friends over
>mum says they'll only be around for a quick chat
>still here after an hour
>I don't give a shit thanks to the power of headphones

You really should buy a pair, anon.

>>37152772
>parents have guests over
>they insist on entertaining them in the kitchen instead of the living room
I just wanted a glass of water

>>37153094
It's not that. I just feel immediately uncomfortable when a stranger is in the house. I always want them gone asap. Like I can't let my guard down

>>37152874
>mfw used to toke out my window and legitimately thought I was getting away with it
>mom finally snapped and told me to knock it out, it was obvious as fuck

What I do now is keep my piece and grinder/weed in a jar, take it out quickly at night and do it outside. It's a fucking risk and there have been some close calls, but it is much much safer and I haven't been caught in like two years.

>>37153130
i feel you senpai, it's uncomfortable

>>37153159
just make a sploof, it's not hard.
get an empty tp roll and stuff it with dryer fabric thingies

>>37152772
>mom has friend over
>makes me, at the time 17 cook for them
why, i had to make cabonara because i was given barely any notice.

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>>37151967
i feel like my territory is being invaded by an alien presence when my mother enters my room

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>>37153173

What's the science behind weed being so fucking pungent. Like almost totally impossible to get rid of?
I've had scenarios where I've had to open every window in the house, use almost an entire can of aerosol and burn incense just to create a counter scent which only took hold after 20 minutes.

>>37153201
mfw I'm 25 and still can't cook past toast and soup

>>37153159
I smoke over the bathroom fan. It smells nothing minutes after I am done and it's not suspicious as going out at night.

>>37153232
couldn't tell you, but I defeat the problem before it even begins. blowing into a sploof filled with dryer fabric thingies completely masks the weed stench, trust me, it works
>t. guy who does does it in his room every night when mommy is in the living room

>>37152953
>just because you asked I'm not cooking
>make your own damn food
>you're worse than the dog
>you're like an alarm clock "what's for dinnner what's for dinner what's for dinner"

>>37153283
Everyone know about the sploof trick. You think you are stealthy but she definitely knows.

>>37153258
I think I'm lucky in the fact that my parents are asleep by 10pm every night. And they go straight into that deep sleep until someone gets up to go to the toilet between 1 and 2am. I've become so efficient in carrying out my smoking habits.

Though I think I'm slightly addicted to the thrill of being caught. There is also a thrill to picking up from a dealer even though a dispensary would be so much better. I love the act of going to meet and pick up, then successfully make it up to get comfy and high. I used to never pick up a night, now I love doing it. I can't count how many times I've done it and came home before anyone ever wakes up.

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>all these poor NEETcucks that live at home

When will they learn?

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>Thread was supposed to be about how you're Mom is annoying and always invading privacy
>a bunch of underaged DUDE WEEED LMAO XDDDD normalshit derail the thread
Fuck outta here

>>37153311
I disagree, if it was noticeable, my parents would've confronted me. Also I smell the smoke that comes from the other end and it smells nothing like weed. also they know I vape in my room so theres also that

What is the science of this? Every time i hear my mom coming towards my vicinity i get annoyed. My mom never yells at me, shes never mean to me, but for some reason her presence is just a nuissance to me, like i have to stop everything im doing until shes gone. Why?

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>>37153349
Our thread now. What are you gonna do about it?

*exhales in your face*

>>37153349
>t. wish he had some sticky pellets
I'm a sad old unifag by the way

>>37153232
the thing that actually annoyed me is i was a good cook at the time and even better now but i didnt have time to get anything ready and i like my cabonara traditional so people think its incomplete without cream and mushrooms and other crap.

to start cooking learn how to cook a steak properly and how to do basic shit like omlette and basic techniques

>>37153350
It doesn't reeks of weed but it reeks of fabric softener. When the only perfume in some dude room is overwhelming fabric softener you know

>>37152953
>whats for dinner
>you know what you ask me that every single day you're like a smoke alarm blaring "whats for dinner whats for dinner whats for dinner" im sick and tired of it, why dont you cook your own food instead of expecting me to do everything for you, i know you can you just can't be assed can you? btw when am i getting grandkids

>>37153445
>>37153350

Yeah I was just thinking this. Your mother had never asked why your room smells like fabric softener? Do you do all your own washing as a cover for your smoking habits?

>Mom knocks on my door
>opens it without hearing for a response
What the fuck is the point of knocking then

>>37153496
so that you can quickly change tabs to google before she comes in

>>37151967
some time in the future
>mom is dead
>dont hear mothers footsteps
>im so alone
>what i would give to hear those footsteps one more time

have to close tabs as they sometimes ask what i'm looking at. i'm in a room where they can just look into the door way and see what i'm looking at.

>>37153512
>tfw alt tab but the next window is reduced so it just casually sit next to the porn window while she circles around your desk

>>37152874
>towel covering door crack
>make a sploof out of a water bottle
>pack one hitters and don't let it burn out
>cover the bowl with your thumb
>exhale out the window, preferably with a fan
>get a couple of sprays of air freshener in the air

>>37152772
>Mom has visitors
>Hungry
>Can't go downstairs because I dont want the 'Look who's come out of his cave' talk from them

>>37153340
>I love the act of going to meet and pick up, then successfully make it up to get comfy and high
one of the best feels, wish I could exchange after the sun sets like you do but I like to chill in the woods with him whenever I pick up

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>>37151967
>hear mom walking up the stairs
>always knocks on the door
>never told her to because I can hear her coming up
>everytime she enters without knocking she says "sorry I forgot to knock"
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU KNOCK OR NOT JUST ENTER THE FUCKING ROOM I'M NOT MASTURBATING 24 HOURS A DAY JUST COME IN STOP TELLING ME YOU'RE SORRY WHEN YOU DECIDED TO KNOCK ON YOUR OWN DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR NOT KNOCKING WHEN I ALWAYS ANSWER WITH I DON'T CARE REEEEEEEEE

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>>37152096
Mdnbxjsknd jskjzsks

>>37153395
WELL
Mostly because you are ashamed.
You dont know it.

Its like this.
Youre on this board why?
Does it matter?
Maybe.

There is degenerate shit here that you may or may not have a connection to. Directly or indirectly.
It is shameful to be associated with to you in some way.

If your mom were to somehow accidenly encroach in your space and see these things and assume something unsavory it could prove troublesome for your relationship and have unforeseen awkward or contemptuous consequences.


SO naturually whenyou feel her presence your worry turns to frustration that she may act impulsuive and create a situation out of an arbitrary encouter of perhaps curioisity or ill timed encounter.

Thus you decide its safe if she justs you know.
Stop fuckin observing you

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>tfw 25, living with roastie cunt, and would do anything to be back with mummy

You shits don't know how good you have it

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>grandma is in the house
>talks out loud and am forced to stay by to see if she's communicating with me or just yipping
>always goes off on tangents to inane shit
>is a nazi when it comes to how you should sit on the bed, what I should do, how to hold spoon and fork
>doesn't care about what I'm doing at some arbitrary time and wants me to do X at a moments notice
Learning how to cook beans isn't important, grandma.

>tfw mom never knocks
>tfw mom will look at my pc if I leave it on and scold me if there's something bad
>has done this ever since I was a kid

>>37153733
Who is she anon? Why are you living with some random roastie? I'd love to live with a girl.

>Mom goes upstairs on the landing
>Just lingering on the landing
>Going from room to room
>Can hear the floor creaking
>Lower the volume so she can't hear what I'm listening to.

>loading uo the syringe
>hear creaking footsteps
>stop and hide everything
>mom walks in and talks about her shitty day at shitty work
>leaves
>shoot my dope
>all is well with the world.

>>37153951
What got you to try IV heroin?

>>37151967
>mom is a disgusting mass of lard
>you don't only hear her footsteps
>you feel them

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>wake up
>roommate still exists
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I CAN'T MOVE OUT SOON ENOUGH. FUCKING DIE.

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>>37151967
>door opens and you didnt hear anything beforehand

>>37153454
I have the opposite problem
>mom can you not make dinner once in a while? you make tons of food and I'm like 50lbs overweight
>how dare you you ungrateful little shit, I work really hard making all this food every day, and I'm not letting you skip dinner, that's not healthy, and how come you don't eat breakfast anyway, you should be eating more than once a day, especially since there's leftovers that need to be finished. we never finish the leftovers and it pisses me off because I throw so much food away and that's a huge waste! I'm going to the grocery store, we're having shepherd's pie tonight

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>>37153094
>using headphones so someone can sneak up on you

>>37151967
I have actually learned to recognize the footsteps of individual family members on the stairs, and gotten 100% at predicting when they figure it's a good time to be coming to my room. I usually open the door a bit (bed next to door) and intercept them with a "what the fuck do you want from me". Works about 90% of the time because they'll either just say "...nothing" or tell me what they needee to convey, and leave

>>37154148
This. My parents were both very poor growing up so I never hear the end of it if I don't eat or if I'm more than 30 seconds late to dinner.

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>anon dinner's ready
>ANON DINNER'S READY
>ANON DINNER'S READY
>JUST PAUSE IT

>Chad brother comes over with wife and two kids
>Little bastards being noisy
>Hear mom tell Chad brother "Anon is awake upstairs, go say hi"
>FUCK
>Hear him come upstairs with his wife and brats
>brat flings my door open
>"HAHA DADDY UNCLE ANON IS A CREEPY WEIRDO"
>Chad brother laughs as his wife stares at my waifu figurines and posters, can feel her judging me

I just want to be left alone. Jesus christ.

>>37154283
Hahahaha man I miss this shit tbqh. Living at home was mad comf

Are you all underage? Why the fuck do you still live with your parents?

>>37154286
>tfw 6'3" bodybuildin, 6-figure-pullin brothers name is literally Chad

>>37154291
You done belong here.

>>37154291
Did you forget where you are?
Origami killer

>>37154283
>parent would go to bottom of stairs
>ANON COME DOWN
>I can't right now, can it wait 10 minutes?
>
>no response
>they yell come down then leave without listening for a reply
Absolutely hated this shit, especially when they'd get mad at me for not coming down immediately when I yelled back I was taking a shit

>>37154333
>ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOON YOUR DINNER IS READY
>ANOOOOOOOOOOON
>ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOON YOUR FOOD IS GETTING COLD

Now I'm eating meals by myself on my bed in a fucking city

>>37154286
Hmmm.
Why are you the way you are?
Are you a homosexual?
Are you autistic?

I am conducting research. Do not take offense

>>37154312
>>37154322
Just here to upset NEET khv's, don't mind me losers :)

>>37154286
Why don't you get a fucking life? Everytime I visit this board it gives me motivation not to end up like you cretins

>mom does something nice for me

fucking bitch leave me alone

>>37154436
You'll eventually become one of us

t. someone who used to do what you're doing.

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>no doors in my house except for the bathroom

>>37154436
fuck off normie faggo

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>it's another family have hour long conversation just outside your door episode
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>37154484
The date on that picture can't possibly be correct

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>>37154436
The fact that you're on 4chan at all means you're already beyond fucked.

>>37154523
someone just edited the JFK picture and replaced it with Trump

>>37154291
I go to uni and too poor to pay for on campus living and i rather not drown in debt if i can live at home.

>>37154286
can relate
>sister comes over with her 6 year old
>niece can do whatever she wants because she visits once a year
>when my brother or mom is tired of playing with her they send her to me
>"what are you doing"
>"u-uh playing a game"
>sits on lap
>"what game"
>"u-uh overwatch"
>"whats that"
>"i shoot things"
>"what's shoot"
>keeps memeing me like that for a while until she gets bored
>"what happens if i press this"
>turns off my pc
>what happens if i draw on your closet
>"u-uh dont draw on my closet"
>"imma test if these pencils work XD"
>she inevitably leaves
>get a semi-mental breakdown for getting manhandeled by a fucking 6 year old

>>37152953
god iktf why are they all the same

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>in room doing whatever
>here moms footsteps coming up the stairs
>can tell it's her by the sound
>wanders about upstairs just opening and closing doors by the sound of it
>comes into my room without knocking
>starts moving random things and opening curtains and windows in my room while telling me off about some bullshit
>dad comes in
>he and mom start having their own conversation in my room
>little sister also comes in
>basically whole family is in my room for no reason
>conversation inevitably turns to how much of a failure I am
>they eventually all leave
>they don't close the door

This happens almost every day

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>>37151967
>knocks after opening the door

>be international student living with same host family in USA for almost 2 years
>tell me they think of me as one of their own at this point
>they yell at their own son and daughter to come down to eat
>ask me if I want my food brought up to my room

This isn't the experience I thought I would be paying for

>>37152874
I take the screen out of my window and smoke on the roof.

>>37157128
I want to do this so bad but I'm afraid I'll fall off

>>37153258
>Smoke over the bathroom fan
>Smells like nothing in minutes

Maybe to your weed infected brain, but to people who don't smoke the devils herb, that shit reeks regardless if there's ventilation.

>all these people complaining about her coming in your room
>not having an understanding that she is not allowed to
>not at least having one where she has to knock and wait for an answer

>>37154452
>>37154487
>>37154542
>projecting this hard
Lol yeah nah fag

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>>37156391
>my dad does this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37157459
I'm quite positive it doesn't smell. That fan is powerful and I can definitely smell it when high. My dad hate cannabis and he went in 10 minutes after me without a thought and kept talking to me normally.