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>5"2 manlet >beardlet/chinlet >skelly >size

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>5"2 manlet
>beardlet/chinlet
>skelly
>size 4/5 shoes
>28/30 waistline
>frequently mistaken for 16
>actually 22

Any other males here /smol/?
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>>37143963
5'7
skelly

thats about it, hate being skelly more.
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>>37143963
I'm 5'8 and I'm working on growing mynheight at least 3 inches. My dad was 6'3 and I refuse to be as small as mummy
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>>37143963
How does it feel to be 5'2 as an adult? No hate, just genuinely curious.
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>>37143963
>5'7
>blonde hair + blue eyes
>beardless
>pretty noice jawline and facial features but by chin is non-exitent
>horrible smile
>23 yo that can't buy beer without someone questioning my age
>skelleton with skin
>women only see me as "cute"
END IT ALL
(at the very least if all else fails i can still bet on becoming a trap)
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>5'7"
>Can't grow facial hair, babbyface
>Somewhat childlike voice
>I'm actually 22 as well

I've been told how young I seem by more than one stranger.
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>6'7"
>hit my head on shit all the time
>240 lbs fatmode

AND THEN
>people ask me why I have such bad posture
>stand up straight even briefly, and pic related happens

I mean, it beats being short I guess. But damn man, I was so close to being a good height
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>>37144203
God damn it I forgot the image. Origami sama sensei fuck my ass
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>>37143963

>size 4/5 shoes

You're like... European right?

I'm 5'3'' and my shoe size is 8/9.
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>>37143963
It's okay OP, 5'5 here. We were just meant to be protected~
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>>37143963
not as smol as you but
>5'4
>115lbs
>skelly
>baby face
>size 6 feet
>also mistaken for a 15/16 yo but i'm 20
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>5'11
>175lbs
>28' waist
>wear 30' inseam jeans
>size 13 shoes
>sleeves always too short

I feel my proportions are the most fucked up out of anyone I know, getting /fit/ has just made me look even more like a cartoon character. Is there anything that having a long torso and long arms is good for?
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>>37143963
>5'9
>105lbs
>24' waist
>21
>straight male
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>6'1 manlet
>190 lb skeleton
>8 inch dicklet
>148 Iq brainlet
Should I suicide Bros?
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>>37143963
>6'4
>square jawed baby face
>not toned enough I have a lil tummy fat
>shoe size 13
>frequently mistaken for 25
>at actually 19
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>>37144559
>>6'1 manlet
PLEASE kys
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>>37143963
>5'8
>Babyfaced still at 24
>Look chubby cos of babyface despite having a BMI of 19
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>>37144569
>>37144559
Haha manlets, anyone below 6'7 should consider suicide
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>have abs
>still got a double chin

JUST
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>>37144203
>>37144222
I don't have too bad posture or much fat, but I definitely recognize the feel

>be at aunt's apartment
>have to duck underneath the fucking HALL LIGHTS

>70+% of all conversations begin with "wow youre really tall how tall are you"
>have spent years coming up with responses that can actually lead to conversation instead of stating a numerical answer to that shitty gay question I hear every day

>chatting with a friendly Chad at a conference table
>someone told him I'm tall or whatever so he'd recognize me, but I was already sitting by then
>he thinks he's pretty tall too
>later we stand up to leave
>he's Chadheight, like 6'2 or whatever
>he looks at me
>"Wow you really are tall"

>video related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA29p2e5fvk
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>>37143963
>5'6
>150 lbs.
>fell for the lifting meme, bench 270, squat 335
>doesn't matter how /fit/ i get because i have /a/cne and am borderline aspergers
>have a somewhat decent social life despite this
>friends with chad
>tfw chad is the only person who doesn't judge me for being a weeaboo
>Chad likes DBZ
>its fine nobody cares because he's chad
>I like DBZ
>OMG anon! thats a little kids show you know?
>know that if it wasn't for chad, i wouldn't even be talking to an attractive female at all
>mixed feelings.jpg
>Meet a qt through chad
>develop feelings for her
>never tell anybody about how i feel, beta af
>Chad fucks her in a one night stand
>doesn't know how i feel, so the next day he is bragging about it to me.
>even shows me a pic of her tits
>another small part of me dies inside, knowing my crush is no longer a virgin
>feels sad man
>Chad asks me if i want to lift with him later.
>agree and go on with life

have you ever become friends with a chad robots?
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>5'2"
>beardlet
>fattie
>size 8 1/2 shoes
>balding
>frequently mistaken for 35 yr old dwarf
>also 22

We are kindred spirits, OP.
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>>37143963
yup. had the barrel in the mouth today but couldn't pull the trigger.
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>>37143963
>tfw 6'3'', 90kg, size 12 shoes 24. Not a small guy.
>At work
>Call in the next patient, some 15 year old kid with a broken leg
>Chad McHugefuck gets up
>Oh, patient must have got a lift from his older brother
>But where's the kid?
>Fucking Chad walks towards me, no limp
>Double-check his DoB, it's fucking him
This fucking 15 year old was 6'2'', 98kg with a sixpack, size 14 shoes and walking around on a shattered leg like it ain't no thing. Even said he kicked the game-winning goal after breaking the leg

Fucking Chad
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>>37144510
Swimming. Fencing.
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>>37144870
No but most of my friends turned into chads and it's getting harder and harder to relate to them.
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>5'7
>118 lbs
>20/30 waistline
>can grow a beard but not a moustache
>25, get mistaken for a 17 y/o boy
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>>37145305
thats kind of what happened to me, all my friends from middle school became chad during high school and he is the only chad left that i can still relate with on any level

heres a pic of my chad friend
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>>37145401
>brad

Bu yeah same thing happened to me.
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>>37144713
Seems like we have the same problem. Care to tell me some of those responses?
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