Forget male/female privilege for a moment. Which is more convenient

>>37140973
a vag is probably more inconvenient if you are in the age range where you have periods. but neither is convenient. I guess a vag can have multiple orgasms.

>>37140973
Vag.
Easier to wear pants
Don't get boners that hurt with pants on
Aren't as prone to injury/pain
Wont be ridiculed if not up to snuff

Vagina. A lonely woman can faithfully simulate sex during masturbation using any cylindrical object at her disposal.

Penises don't bleed every weekend like vaginas do

>>37140973
Fucking dick dude obviously.
Less likely to malfunction and kill me, doesn't bleed like clockwork.

>>37140973
Penis, no periods and you can pee while standing up. Also no yeast infection.

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>>37140973
Penis.
Pretty flaccid most of the time, no problems there
Helps aim pee and never have to sit down or squat
Doesn't produce copious amounts of blood every month

Vagina would be more helpful for me because I run. I'm a dude tho

>>37140973
have you ever had a fucking boner in jeans before?

>>37141065
>Less likely to malfunction and kill me
That's not true at all.
Dicks are way more temperamental and easily broken.

>>37140973
For pure convenience a dick is superior. You'll never see a dick accidentally do this.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSedsd8gMO-/

>>37141105
It will not however kill you.
Ectopic prenancies and shit can bust your guts open and women get like three more kinds of cancer.

>>37141119
>three more kinds of cancer
Dick cancer
Testicular cancer
Prostate cancer

>It will not however kill you.
If you break your dick you will kill yourself.

>>37141102
No, is it bad?

>>37141160
Well then, the dick didn't kill me then, did it?

Now women can get cervical (big killer) cancer flaps, uterine, ovarian and so on, and these are all internal and prone to fucking up internal stuff in their proximity.

Lump on your nads is very noticeable very early. Ask how many women stroke their cervix on a daily basis.

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>>37141160
>Dick cancer
Pic related

>>37141207
You haven't experienced true pain before

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>>37141369
That was not what I meant to post at all.

>>37141388
Ever pissed out a golfball before?
That's what you did to mummy assuming she didn't get sliced open.

Penis, not even a contest. Pissing standing up is truly one of life's simple pleasures. I can aim, I can hit stuff in urinals, I can piss off tall ledges, really makes me feel alive.

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>>37141405
Sorry kid, I sliced my way out of there

Penis, obviously.
> doesn't get periods
> doesn't birth children
> doesn't constantly leak discharge into your underwear
> can more easily pee outside, with formal clothes, or in bottles

Having a vagina is pretty inconvenient physically.

>>37141397
>removing the penis but leaving the testes so the guy gets horny with no release
Why the fuck would you do that?

>>37141445
Me too. That means we have both touched less vagina than the other virgins.

Penis. My periods are 8 days and made me develop anemia.

>>37141468
Never underestimate the mentally ill..

>>37141478
So does this mean we're the true virgins?

>>37141508
Presumably it was the surgeon who chose to do that, not the patient.

>>37141405
Babies don't come out of the urethra.
Also, kidney stones are worse for men.

>>37140973
>open gash that bleeds every month or small rod that gets erect when you're aroused and you can use to aim your pee

Women will never know what it's like shoving your dick into things. Pure joy.

Also, women have to see some old guy one a year where he puts them in stirrups and spreads their pussy with a rod and then shoves his hands inside.

Nothing could be more dehumanizing than being violated like a sack of meat. I feel bad for women because they start seeing a gynocologist at like 11 years old.

Just think of it, some fat old fuck gets paid to spread and shove his hands inside virgin teen girls.

>>37141457
>> doesn't get periods
How is this even bad? Some stuff comes out, it's a sign you're healthy, big deal.
>> doesn't birth children
no one's forcing you to have kids.
>> doesn't constantly leak discharge into your underwear
yes it does
>> can more easily pee outside, with formal clothes, or in bottles
Why would you want to do that?

>>37141529
Men don't have vaginas so I have to illustrate the dilemma alternatively.

As for the stones, nowadays they can smash them with ultrasound.
Can't smash babies with ultrasound.

>>37141539

A lot of men get their dicks snipped right when they are born.

>>37141468
So he can still get a healthy dose of testosterone.

>>37141565
Only Americuts.

>>37141589
But he's horny and can't get release. It sounds like hell.

>>37141596
The prostate is still there.

>>37141539
>actually believing this

I don't know anyone who's seen a gynecologist, much less kids you sicko

>>37141560
>Can't smash babies with ultrasound.
Don't tell me what I can an can't do with my body

>>37141619
You're not gonna have a useful baby afterwards jus saiyan

Every vagina can please a penis, but only the largest of dicks can give adequate pleasure to the owner of a vagina. People with the latter organ tend to be crueler for it.

>>37141560
>As for the stones, nowadays they can smash them with ultrasound.
>Can't smash babies with ultrasound.
Just get a C-section.

>>37140973
penis needs constant maintenance, always erect, hurts easy, but vags have their probs too. hey equal out

>>37141539
I'm 22 and never been to a gyno. It's usually only something you do if there's a problem or you're pregnant.

>>37141659
>Penis needs constant maintenance, always erect, hurts easy
>But hey, the vagina balances it all out
Are you even a native member of this planet? Where do you come from?

Pussies look small and smushy, much more convenient for basic day-to-day life.

>>37141658
Not a simple operation. Relatively risky.

You're not making a strong case for dicks suck vaginas rule.

>>37141678
Xe can have both genitals if Xe want's to, stop oppressing Xer shitlord.

>>37141662

I thought women go all the time? So then how do you know you have a problem? And there's no vagina verification day like we have penis inspection day?

>If vagina is too roasty you get made fun of on /r9k/ but you still get to experience love and sex and a normal life
>If penis is too small or doesn't work then you get nothing but mocking scorn and you are seriously recommended to kill yourself

Vag wins

vag wins and it's not even close

I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pIeasurable for women

>have vag
>get naked, lay down on sidewalk and spread legs
>get millions of orbiters willing to give me money and gifts so they can be my bf and shove their dick inside and love me

>have dick
>literally can't get a woman to look at it

>have vag
>shape, size, and look doesn't matter at all, all pussies are good

>have dick
>if it's smaller than 6 inches and not thick you might as well kill yourself

Not a hard choice.

>>37141908
You have that fucking saved you piece of shit.

>>37142127
>you piece of shit.
Don't shoot the messenger.