Femanons, did you ever masturbate using vegetables or other food?

>>37138393
I masturbated using an avocado on several occasions.

>>37138393
I'm not a femanon but I masturbated with a hairbrush once. It wouldn't fit though

Masturbating makes me feel like a sick whore so I just don't do it

>>37138431

holy holey guacamole

Occasionally I'll stick an eggplant in my pooper and a banana in my vag. I've got a few pics if you guys want. Gotta roll dubs though

>>37138713

You're a sick whore by default anyway so why don't enjoy yourself while you're at it

>>37138826
dubs have been summoned

>>37138844
Checked post them

>>37138393
A cucumber once. It was from my gardening phase and my shitty garden so it was tiny and didn't feel that great. It and its brother went into making my salad afterwards.

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>>37138393

Related viewing...

Household objects do not belong there. I don't want an infection.

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relevant manga is relevant
>http://readhentaimanga.com/dicks-are-for-assholes-english/1/1/

>>37138952
>brother on page 6 reminds me of ling from brotherhood for some reason
>all brother text is now narrated by dub ling yao
Fucking why?!

>>37138899
Why is his penis in a bag?

>>37138826
submit to my dubs bitch!

Never have because I saw a show on tv where a lady died because she stuck a carrot up there. Took me years to get comfortable to even use my fingers.

>>37139482
Just don't used peeled shit and its fine.

>>37138826
pls giv pics

You guys are doing this all wrong.

>>37139637
Apparently so am i....

>>37138899
This "penis in a bag" picture deserves much greater visibility on the internet.

Go forth, my robots, and post it far and wide.

>>37138826
If they have to be quoted to you then heres mine

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>>37138393
I once tried to masturbate with a banana. It was too soft to put inside me, or maybe I just wasn't trying hard enough at the time...

Anyway, I was unsuccessful and the banana busted.
For some reason I got really depressed about wasting a banana that my mom had bought so I forced myself to eat it.

bad times

>>37138826
Fuck off back to /soc/, filthy attention whore.

>>37138393
Sad to say I never did. But I did have a plastic screwdriver handle that was the perfect width and texture, though. I never thought to use food because what would I do with it afterward? Eat it? Mmmm, no thanks.

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>>37139869
>For some reason I got really depressed about wasting a banana that my mom had bought so I forced myself to eat it.

That's pretty funny, anon.

>>37139869
Protip: just wrap it in a layer or two of duct tape. Problem entirely solved and now it feels even better.

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>>37138393
Actual femanon here, most women don't masturbate. I personally don't like it at all, I do like sex with my bf though, I also like it when he rubs my clit until I come, but I hate doing it alone, it doesn't feel good at all, penetrating myself with something alone is straight out of question, it doesn't even feel good on its own.

>>37138826
here are your dubs, relax guys

>>37138826
rub a dub dub
show poose NOW

>>37139513
I still can't trust it. Nothings going in there including my own hands. I get off just fine without shoving stuff up my vagina.

May not count but Vicks vapor rub
It felt good until I came. Fluids and the rub mixed together got stuck on me and burned

>>37140169
Actual femanon here.
>most women don't masturbate
Wanna know how i know that stories shit or you're just ignorant?

>>37138826
Show me slut
66

>>37140211
Now that's what I call chemical warfare

Would a femanon enjoy masturbating while receiving a foot massage

>>37140226
Fuck off back to eating your piss whale pills trying to grow tits you degenerate trash and kill yourself

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>>37140226
>Actual femanon here

Wanna know how I know that stories shit or you're just ignorant?

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>>37140303
>>37140226
>Actual femanon here
Wanna know how I met your mother?

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>>37138826
>>37138858
>>37139470
>>37139585
>>37139747
>>37140196
>>37140248

You idiots will fall for anything, won't you? If someone sticks fruit in her ass the last thing she's going to do is leave photographic evidence of it.

>>37140211
Cute clumsy girl detected

>>37138826

These dubs will get us some sweet sweet pussy juice!

>>37138826
How does the eggplant not get squished inside your asshole unless you've fit a bunch of shit in there before

>>37140385
Uncooked eggplants are pretty solid.

>>37138826
There really have been no dubs

If these are dubs or higher never show those pictures.

>>37138826
this is for you guys

>>37138826
If I dubs then don't post pic

>>37140363
what do you expect from a board filled with neo-/b/ migrants and other filth?

When i was like i tried to fit a cucumber in my cunny. it made me bleed and i thought i was dying and then had to go explain to my parents what i had done.

>>37140674
Top kek that's funny as hell

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i tie a chain of avocados together. use your imagination for the rest

pic related it's me

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>>37140256
>Now that's what I call chemical warfare
my sides

>>37138826
no one got dubs yet lel2

>>37138826
Don't worry I got this one guys.

>>37138826
There is an unprecedented lack of dubs on replies to this post. Why?

>>37138826
REEEEEEEEER where are my dubs

>>37141448
>>37141433
Already delivered, friendo

>>37141433
>>37138826
these are dubs you stupid-ass whore
POOOOOOOOOOOOST

>>37141466
DUBS DUBS DUBS
winrar

>>37141651
>>37141433
No, you fuck. This is winrar