WHY DO MY BALLS HURT SO MUCH IVE BEEN SPREADING MY LEGS OUT BUT

>>37133256
How often do you fap, that might be the problem

>>37133256
Too much fapping

source: My balls

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>>37133283
>>37133277
I fap every 1-2 days. Seems pretty normal to me.

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>>37133256
My F5 button is on its last legs.
Don't fucking talk to me about problems.

probably because youve been jerking off too much. When you jerk off too much or take too long to finish your jizz just sits in your balls waiting to come out but it doesn't. When it finally does it hurts

Do your balls a favor and stop for a week and see how you feel. Go to a doc if it still hurts, they will only discuss it with you

>>37133256
you might have twisted one of your balls

>>37133256
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
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>>37133322
Thanks anon. I didn't have a dad so I have nowhere to learn this fucking shit.

>>37133256

>SPREADING MY LEGS OUT

Die, manspreading patriarchy perpetuating faggot.

>>37133339
Any advice on how to untwist it? Once again, no dad so idfk this shit.

>>37133315
Juet click the refresh button my dude.

>>37133256
I know that feel faggot.

Sometimes after I fapped 3-4 times, I'd get this pain at like the edge of my taint going into my asshole. It used to be painful as fuck but it rarely happens now. No I never had pain in my balls and no I don't stick things up my ass when I fap. Maybe it was my diet or some shit I don't know? I remember when I was a little fat shit I used to get these sharp pains in my belly button where I couldn't stand or do any sudden movements, but as I lost weight that went away too. You should try changing your diet or something.

>>37133372
>Any advice on how to untwist it?
You're about to fall for a meme. Would you like to continue? y / n

>>37133372
Never understood the hatred for "manspreading."

Like, our legs are essentially fucking vices to our balls.

>>37133419
I've actually been losing a fuckton of weight lately, so I don't think it's a dietary issue.

>>37133444
I know people are probably gonna tell me to tear my testes off but I know better than to do shit like that.

>>37133397
Get a doc to do it. Probably will hurt like the dickens

>>37133485
I want to be sure this isn't just an easy, solvable problem before immediately going to a doctor. It'd be embarassing if that was the case.

>>37133397
just dont touch them and try not to sit on them

>>37133508
Well, if you wait too long or try something yourself, you'd run the risk of causing some damage. I know we're robots here, so the possibility of losing the ability to father children won't seem like a loss, but it's possible from this
That, and if the doc can't untwist it by hand, surgery may be needed

>>37133579
True, true.

Damn, /r9k/ is like the father I never had. Thanms so much brobots.

Sometimes my balls hurt if something's up with my stomach, like bloating and trapped wind. I think they're connected with the abdomen.

>>37133256
My left testicle has been in some pain lately. Perhaps our balls are psychically connected to a world tree of genitals?

>>37133256
might be testicular torsion u need medical help quick or you can lose one of your balls
i had surgery for it to tie them almost lost my ball the pain was insane

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>>37133322
But... jizz doesn't come from your balls, anon.

>>37133256
maybe your underwear is too tight?

Tortion or cancer. Go to the ER.

>you should show us your balls just to make sure there's nothing seriously wrong