Excuse me sir. EXCUSE ME. Do you see this in my hand? Yes it

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>>37133131
you die now cuck

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>>37133200
Leave my thread. And clean this shit up.

Unironically enjoyed your thread. Nice!

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>>37133209
P A Y . REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37133257
Now, now, you're asking the wrong person. The wagie will pay. In the meantime, how about a cuppa?

>>37133209
>>37133131
kek

These are the threads I come to this shit hole for...if only /b/ hadn't turned to /hc/ 2.0. It's so fucking sad to see /r9k/ turn into a NSFW LGBT board.

>>37133131
These threads keep me coming back here, good work OP

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>>37133443
>>37133474
Woah nelly, hold on a second. Have you forgotten our little rule?

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>>37133389
Cuppap your ass bitch

>>37133510
I don't know about any rules you cuck but I am glad to see a thread that's not talking about trannies or "boypussy" so I'll allow it.

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>>37133610
*sluuurp*
No
*siiip*
Talkie
*slurp*
'Til
*adds a bit of sugar*
I've had
*leans a nudge closer*
My coffee.

These always get me to laugh. I always wonder how he's going to make it different, and he so far hasn't disappointed. I actually screencap these for later consumption when i dont have internet

>>37133630
Talk to me like that again and I'll hit you in your fucking throat nigga, I'm big Swan, don't disrespect me pussy.

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>>37133692
You are nothing to me.

>>37133741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZzCdnpsdnI

BITCH YOU GONNA COME TO MY BOARD AND DISRESPECT ME NIGGA???? YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP BITCH ASS NIGGA I'LL KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT

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>>37133772
*yawn*
I'm going for another cup of joe. This'll be my sixth today. What do you think, Pumpkin Spice?

only good thread in months

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>>37133131
Alright, my friend. I will let you finish whilst I finish my own cup. Rest assured, I will not do much talking when your cup is empty either.

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>>37133209
you dieee mr. frog

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NO MORE TALKIE
UNTIL MY COFFEE

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I-I need some time before I can feel.

I can't just wake up and start having feels left and right.

I need my morning joe first.

Anybody know this feel?

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>>37134276
I get that feel.
but only after my first frog in the morning.

>>37133131
bump for you, my Nakama!

>>37134338
oc? nice lol

I like my coffee like I like my cocaine...100% colombian

>>37133131
This meme isn't a good one sorry.

>>37134477
You're not a good one haha not sorry

>>37133610
I remember when /r9k/ was always this good and there was narry a "sissy trap" to be seen.

Those days have slipped long away, like cold coffee down the drain.

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>>37134477
THEN GET OUT OF MY THREAD IF YOU DONT LIKE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37134513
You wasting cofree bud?? Ever heard of a microwane????

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>>37133131
I ship tweek and coffee frog

>>37134752
>microwane
Nah, never heard of it? Sounds like something BatMan would use though.

>>37133772
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in Al-Quaeda and i have over 300 confirmed kills.

you're fucking dead , kidddo

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>>37133131
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TAKE YOUR LAST SIP YOU NORMIE SCUMMM

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Gimme cup or yo wimmin, nigguh

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>>37136919
Do not threaten my life, not until I'm done my coffee. Please, you know the rules.

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>>37138108
hei pepe i drunk cofee too

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>>37138248
were muh kofee?

u drink mi kofee?

>''good morning, good moorning, its great to stay up late...''

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>>37138352
yes u super reatrd now i drank u too

>>37138248
Are you sure you've had your coffee today Pepe? You seen like a man who has not had his coffee today.

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>>37138585
my nam is helper ok? now u dye

>>37133131
>I will not be held responsible for my actions if you proceed to talk to me beforehand.
You have a problem Mr neet sir I'm contacting your disability case manager for a review.

>>37138612
Oh you're the bitch who wrote Dragon Age

Why did you do that

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I've finished

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>>37138663
y u bulli me anon? i dun no wat you tawk about

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>tfw finished my coffee

>>37138908
I'm sorry, didn't mean to bully you. We are all friends here.

>>37138985
>drinking normie shitwater

Get the fuck out of here

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>>37133389
I would like a piping hot mug of joe, thanks friend but please you've made the mistake of having a discussion with me before I've become caffeinated, please cease as we've already gone too far.

Why do you guys call coffee "joe"
what is this retarded bs

>>37139177
Non-american get the fuck out.

Damn philistines.

Why do you guys call coffee "joe"
what is this retarded bs

Sage btw

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>>37139110
Understandable. Have you finished your cuppa yet?

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Hello gentlemen.
As you can see I still have not finished my tea, so please refrain yourself from talking to me.
You may speak to me once I have finished my beverage but not before.
Surely you understand.

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Get off my ranch you damn foreigner or I'm gonna shoot ya right after my nice big cup of texas coffee>>37140972

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Asa no jo ga inaku naru made, watashi o jama shinaide kudasai.

>>37141175
okay, this one got me origi

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>>37141175
p-p-please be my gf k-kudasai

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Excuse me /wowg/. EXCUSE ME.

Do you see this in my hand? Yes it is exactly what you think it is.

Look at the lockout, is it saved?

Well if not then PLEASE do not disturb me until I've had my morning mount run.

I will NOT ask again, I will not be held responsible for my actions if you proceed to talk to me beforehand.

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>>37141521
fuck off wow fag

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I'm drinking coffee right now

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Cheers, my good friends! The normalfags will never experience the joys of a fine brew whilst browsing /r9k/ whenever they would like to.

Might I respond to the thread now, NEET-kun?

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>>37142754
Excuse me, but I don't think you understand.
Not until AFTER my coffee

>>37141628
>That welfare-tier monitor

>>37142754
Woah there buddy I'm gonna need you to quiet down I'm not done with my coffee

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>>37142899
ORINGiNALL

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>>37142845
>>37142899
IT'S BEEN NINE HOURS PLEASE I HAVE TO GET UP FOR WORK IN THREE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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> Only one month left of NEETdom after a highly comfy year

It was nice to have served with you lads ;(

>>37139060
Hey man stop bullying little helper this is a comfy thread

>>37133244
Was there a previous thread somewhere?