ITT: we rap >never had a girlfriend never had sex >I dont

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>>37129345
>checking my phone but i got no texts
kek 10/10

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>>37129345
>Yo OP why are you on this god damn page, don't you know that reddit's for the people your age
>Now go now before this frog goes rage, this is a shit thread, period, sage.
Hip hop is for normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>This thread

Original gontent

>I'm on the light side
>white side
>white pride
>black power slam your head on the walkside
>side walk
>cross at the stop sign
>stop at the walk sign
>crack your shit with the glock nine

>>37130011
it's pronounced "sah-geh"

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Yo it's the big anon
And I can't rap
But I'm only half white
So I'm only half whack

See as an MC
It's my job to move ya
But it's hard to move anyone
Cuando no tengo novia

>social anxiety has me out of control
>wagecuck life, like I'm on parole
>scroll scroll, shitpost, kek, scroll, scroll

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>fresh off my 5 day suspension
>already got my ass sent back to detention
>did I mention
>I'm a NEET so I collect a pension
>my henchmen are racial cartoon frogs
>I can't wait for the bogs to kill all the zogs

>My name's anon, but you can call me anny
>I like girls that have large fannies
>I spend my days shitposting on boards
>But I'll never spend a single dime on broads

YO SHIT RETARDED
I JUST SHARTED

CALL THAT A SHITSHOW
WHILE I FUCK YO HOE

yo fuck these little normies with their baseball caps
humping nimble thotties trying not to relapse
i need myself a fembot, top notch, got dot?
bleeding when i fuck 'er but cant tell if she a virgin
cuz when i pop my dick in yeah you know it be a hurtin

$5 on paypal to anyone who raps the thread

>>37130782
ill put in another $5 im paypal ready boi

>>37130782
>>37130920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uTkFBmAnrD
ayo

>>37130994
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uTkFBmAnrD
paypal.me/dtn2201
IDK HOW TO LINK IT

> yo it's the nasty anon with a 6 inch penis
> brainlet but on the mic I'm a fuckin genius

> this post is making me late for work but I don't give a fuck
> you are now entering the mind of a filthy wage cuck
>my room smells like a dead fag but really it's just my nasty cum rag


(Mic drop)
>

I don't actually have $5

>just got off my grind
>searchin' for behind
>i stick with 2D DDs 'cause they ain't never lie
>3DPD ain't my shit
>take another hit
>hug my waifu pillow and hope she down for a lick

>>37131019
>>37130994
>no beat

>Here I come, rougher than Knuckles
>The best of them, tougher than Knuckles
>You can call me Knuckles, unlike Knuckles I don't chuckle
>I'd rather flex my Knuckles

>>37129345
Why can't I meet a Guuci God?

All the game of a sedimentary rock
No shame for his ultra-microscopic cock
He's flaccid
He says "pass it"
To keep his mind of shit he stays blasted

He says "I'm past it"
But the robot really knows
It's all a big shit show
Not even on the low
His oneitis is giving good blow
To Chad
And it makes him mad
It makes him sad
No one will ever call him "Dad"
Is it cause his posture's bad?
Maybe he's too nice of a lad?

Or maybe it's that crippling reason
The truth that's been teasin'
He's not worth a fuck
And is destined to be a cuck

>>37129345
Wankers Cramp
Masturbating Champ
By the Lamp
My dick is a ramp
The hand goes zoom

Holy hell this thread is gold

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Alone on my 'puter
Never touched a cooter
/r9k/ and rum
feeling like a bum
Coworkers getting laid
But we getting paid the same
All my insecurities make me wanna ree
But a virgin's what I'll ever be

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>>37129345
I've just gotta say that traps aint gay
and I'm straight and proud...
But sometimes after a hard day
I fap to what I want.. I'm allowed
Porn with women only is boring as fuck.. admit it..
im into hentai, scat, rape and cuck.. even armpit
But only god can judge me
Send me nudes, m'lady

Yo, today is another day
I suck so much with girls I might as well become gay
Though maybe that's why I spend my day in /r9k/
Being a virgin sucks but otherwise I'm ok

So I spend the whole afternoon laying in bed
No work, no friends, no nothing, I'm a NEET and a nerd
Binging on food, drinks and drugs hoping that I was dead
Fuck it I will wank it to traps and CP instead

Black hole sun. Won't you come?

>>37132978
>*knock* *knock* at my front door
>the panic sets in as they *knock* *knock* more and more
>Leave the NEET alone he did no wrong
>Not counting all the CP originating from guangdong
>Poor little NEET he is sweating and crying
>Poor little NEET this is all too horifying
>*KNOCK KNOCK* ONCE MORE
>THIS IS THE POLICE OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

>>37133069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aC7ccH9ZZi

>>37133094
I enjoyed the guangdong part especially.

You think you know me just by my diarrhea
Well guess what I'm a lady slaya
I chop their ear lobes off and I collect
Even in jail I still get some respect

You think this is sick but guess what
when I saw my granny I wanna fuck
She's dead but I couldn't care
Guess what I eat the corpse's hair

>>37130437
>I'm only half white
>So I'm only half whack
Damn anon, that's good. Good job.

>>37133117
Thank you. I enjoyed recording it

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Wagie wagie wagie, can't you see?
The lives we have are best lived free
And you work hard nearly every day
But you're still broke, and I get paid

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I ve got a small 5 inch penis
so please put me on a cross like this Jesus
Please put me out of my misery
it is time I am about to be history
What do you mean with self-worth and shit
it's hell on earth and shit and since birth I'm a bitch

>tfw I'm actually a rap genius

>>37133212
the last and is too much shit since birth I'm a bitch

>>37132385
Only good one itt

>>37129345
Blood on the walls,
Bullets flying down the halls,

Stacy's denied me the bang,
from the ceiling they will hang,
Payback, they denied me the bang,
Full of regret, crushed by debt,
Beta threat, worst thing they ever met.

They're going to cry,
Beg me for mercy as they die.
Eyes on the sky, saying to myself,
Goodbye, goodbye.

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All the kids with the pump'd up kicks
start running when the Gunshot hits
Now all they do is run run run until
every single one of these cumdumpster's killed

They never wanted a supreme gentlemen
all theyl wanted was the unique handsome man

But now has come the time to show them
that it would have been better if they were mine to slowdance

Guess what Stacy it's too late to change your mind
when the bullet enters your brain and erases the time

>tfw I^m actually really a rap genius

>Bacardi and coke
>No gf feels make me mope
>Third post in the rap thread
>I've made my own bed
>/r9k/ is my home
>a woman I'll never bone
>these normans make me sick
>these rhymes are lit
>I'll never have a girlfriend
>but In /r9k/ I'll always blend

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>>37130242
Holy shit I'm feeling this

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>I think I've hit my peak
>Working 60 hours a week
>They call me a wage cuck
>All I'm trying to do is make a quick buck
>So maybe I can afford a fake fuck
>Because that's all normie whores are
>That's why I'm drinking alone, not at the bar
>With girls, I never get a shot
>Even when that's what I bought
>Trying to drown my crippling autism
>Trying to drown out this beta rythm
>Trying to drown my personality
>Trying and failing because it's who I am really
>And all I end up with feels
>Drinking and drinking hoping none of this is for reals
>But I know it is
>And I keep getting drawn to this board
>And the more and more I'm here
>And the more and more beer
>I realize i fit here
>Drowning in my emotions till I have none
>With everyone else who never has a shot
>And I am what I am, just another robot

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Lookin at life point me in the right direction
If I take the wrong turn then im sure to learn a lesson
I'm always stressing out I can't see round the corner
Cut the latter with a rope so I can choke about the former

Sadness lies dormant, deep within a doldrum
Life is struggle but fulfillment is the fulcrum
I write these poems hoping that they mean
Something, to someone

Honestly Im just writin from experience
Cus my life has been all but the cheeriest
Its had its ups and downs, mainly downs
People wonder why I walk around with a frown

I never had that, what you have
Money, friends, choices, or a dad
All I ever really had was a pencil and a pad
If I had to sum it all up in a word it'd be sad

>>37132864
this is really good anon, thank you

>>37132385
Holy fuck

Orogononono

Didn't write it but wanted to share(I don't have the full thing): I got 5 on the blunt
Times 22
Who the fuck are you
I'm a man, and I'm off the xan
Cum on my hand (sike) you..fucking..thought
If you were hanging off a cliff
I would let you die
Let you rot
You are fucking high
I'm in the parking lot
I'm serving by the five guys
You bitches can't even try
I'm spitting al-l this truth
And you is spitting them lies
You look like you eating pies
You gon die from cho-les-ter-al
You gon die cuz you did not, take the fucking add-er-al

Where is my fucking brain
I left it right here

>aint no fucking rapper im a real life trapper
>yeah i fucked your bitch but i don't call after
>when i try to rap everybody says disaster
>I pop back with a 30 that i guarantee will blap ya

>niggas got a Hapsburg chin
>(Ew)
>looks like ho chi Minh
>(ew)

>Who the fuck even needs a fucking girl
>I'm the master of my own life, a king, an earl
>Those fn animals can keep their necklaces made of pearl
>Bitches don't deserve no love of mine
>I'll be cryin on my desk made of pine
>Don't gemme wrong, sometimes love is blind
>My future woman will make my dick shine