>"Hey faggot get the fuck in the car and give us directions

>>37128715
I put my mouth around the barrel, close my eyes, smile and say "I'm home"

>>37128715
"If you kill me you'd be doing me a favor." Then keep walking.

>>37128715
My friend did this a few year ago. He got in a car with 2 girls at a park, raped one of the girls(she was pregnant), told them to drive to their house so he could rob them. Dumbass held one girl at gunpoint while the other went to the house to unlock the door. She went inside and called the police.

>>37128893
>your """friend"""

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I disarm her then kill them both. Then I look through their cell phones and send pictures of their dead bodies to their parents.

>>37128715
Tell them I live near a police station.

>>37129022
ya cheeky bastard

W/e, i dont even have anything of value that they could sell on

I don't in some spic infested shithole though so it's irrelevant

>>37128715
I am the police

>>37128715
Take that pistol and smack her with it. Fuck her asshole and Jack the car.

>>37128933
Are you implying I did it?

>>37128737
>mouth in barrel
>say "I'm home"

You mean "I'yya whowhn"

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>implying I go outdoors

keep walking. from there one of two options is possible
>they don't shoot, allowing me to report their faces/ license plate to the cops and get to live satisfied knowing two roasties went to prison
>get shot, allowing me to die without the shame of suicide hanging over my parents
a dream come true.

>>37128715
"You gonna shoot me infront of all these witnesses? Fuck off."

Or

>Drop to the ground burpee style
>Cheetah pounce away from the car, hop the nearest fence, wall, etc or just keep running and get cover asap

Or

>Misdirection, insult her friends ugly fake tits and grab the gun as her attention shifts

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>>37128715

Depends on what kind of person you are.

Option #1: Justice
> have them drive on a fairly major road that has a sharp curve
> when the car slows, jump out of the car
> run to a nearby business and call the cops

Option #2:
> tell them you live way out in the sticks
> redirect them far out of town
> hopefully a place with a one-lane dirt road that goes nowhere and a medium-sized creek nearby
> grab the gun and shoot them both
> dump the corpses into the water
> keep the gun, you don't want the cops discovering that
> drive the car somewhere and abandon it
> destroy the gun
> no one must know

My fetish desu

I'd just get in and do what they say, then watch them ransack my home

>>37128715
Smack that stupid looking prop out of her hand and backhand her.
Then give her directions to my kitchen.

>>37132111
While jacking off?

>>37128715
That revolver only has six bullets
And knowing a woman like her is going to need more that just six if she even wants to shoot anywhere near my direction