I don't get how normalfags use these urinals. I'm tired

Uh I wouldn't stick my dick in something called AirBlade

>>37126462
you have to piss in it from the side, that is the purpose of dyson airblade

>IMG_ filename
>it's another "iOS phoneposter doesn't realize he's a normalfag" thread

>>37126462
in india this isnt even a meme,
ive seen it

>>37126524
>it's another autist who actually gets mad when someone posts something on anything other than his elite rig in his moms basement

Kek, kill yourself

>>37126601
>it's another faggot that says kek instead of lel
Integrate you filthy redditor

>>37126462
they placed it wrong that's why you can't use it right
it has to be used from both sides at once and fill up to yellow line
then it sucks the urine and two guys become best friends for life

with the right technique it turns your piss into vapor which gets evaporated into the ducts. where a team of trusty midgets are working diligently at to collect that vapor and turn it into perfume which they sell en masse to the unsuspecting normies.

>>37126462

99% of the time, these are positioned too damned high for comfortable pissing.

>tfw confirmed manlet

Also, you have to disassemble the fucking thing when you need to add a new urinal cake.

Ordinarily, I think Dyson's designs are interesting (if overpriced), but this one is bollocks.

>>37126502
>Uh I wouldn't stick my dick in something called AirBlade

Yeah, marketing really thought this one through.

>>37126684
>Kek
>Redditor
I take it you haven't been to /pol/

>>37127675
/pol/ is probably the single most reddit filled board on the site

>>37126601
>posts something on anything other than his elite rig in his moms basement
if you're doing this then yes you are a normalfag, what's the problem?

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>>37127700
That's true, but it's now two seperate communities. Pol said kek first though, and Redditors just stole it as a gimmick to pretend they were integrating when in fact they were giving the board cancer. Pic related

>>37127320
>tfw i still haven't mastered it

>>37127737

I have never seen a picture so accurate.

/pol/ is just muh memes now

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>>37127781
Reddit is just so retarded they convinced themselves that pol isn't satire and the FBI itself has a propoganda war on a Mongolian soup preparation site

>>37127737
>Pol said kek first though

Holy shit, you are too new to be real.

Hey, I've got a new memes for you, MUDKIPZ!

I honestly did my best to find a video of someone peeing in one of those hand dryers. Does one exist?

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>>37127836
>Calls me new
>References a meme last recorded on the wall of a cave by Neanderthals
Wonder what he meant by this

>>37127828
Stop memeing and give me your Mongolian soup recipes

>>37127857
http://bash.org

>>37127868
Just boil Genghis Khan's bones and you get a nice sweet and salty broth

>>37127836
haha mudkipz epicc meme dude, totally not embarassing and cringeworthy to even mention old "memes" made by normies when 4chan just started ;)))

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>>37127899
Guess I'll go take my chemotherapy pills now

Wait. Do people honestly not know where kek came from? Seriously?

>>37126684
What in the actual fuck is this shit
>>37128113
I know, Jesus Christ am I a fucking minority now?

>>37127857
Kek came from vanilla WoW and everyone is idiots

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>>37128113
>>37128150
Kek disappeared for like a decade and only came back once Pepe became a meme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)

>>37128150
I knew that but we weren't discussing the origin

>>37128371
Sort of yeah
Mudkips and kek are of the same origin and you posted a retard pepe expressing confusion about why anon said Mudkips in response to your incorrect attribution of kek origin

>>37128493
I'm confused as to how he referenced a 2012 meme and called me new in the same breath. Just looks retarded to me

>>37128150
Kek is derived from lel which was an alternative use of lol.So basically kek is a typo of lel.

>>37128310
Yeah except for the millions of times it was said on 4chan over the past decade.

Rip in piss lyl ;_;7 never 4get

lulz > kek

lulz means actual laughter, trolling everyone and anyone

kek is just being an edgy poltard who like to make fun of everyone for being oversensitive, but is just as triggered as the rest of them

>>37129391
>make fun of everyone
everyone else, rather.

Gotta make fun of the ess jay dubs but god forbid that you make fun of right-wing retards as well.

In PvP WoW, if a person from the other faction said something in global chat, there was an algorithm that garbled it so you couldn't read what they were saying. When horde members lol, alliance sees kek. When alliance members lol, horde sees bur
Ya dummies
Mudkips and kek are way older than 2012 and to say kek is "reddit" or "pol" shows that you indeed are the new person

>>37130023
I thought "kek" was a reference to kekeke like how Koreans laugh

>>37129391
lulz means you're a rube who's persuaded himself that he's a free spirit despite your entire online life being a mad scramble for status on a livejournal drama forum

>>37130105
Nope, but you're fine. Apparently only about 1% of people actually know the truth anymore

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>>37129391
I hate kek so much, it's so cynical.

I like to say "lol, lmao and roflmao" just to piss off the newer generation of 4chan.

People also seem to forget (or deny) that 4chan was the original "Reddit."

>>37130105
Kek = orcish for LoL
Bogg = human for LoL

>>37127724
My house flooded, and I have no internet right now. I'm on one bar of service, and technically its costing me data just to tell you this. Fuck off

>>37130933
>bogg
Uh, what
Also, you are implying orcs and humans are the only races in WoW--just say horde and alliance dummy

>>37126462
OP this post is brilliant and little gems like these are why I continue to come to this place.
Carry on, sir

>>37126462
I'm still not sure how to use these damn things. Am I supposed to stick one of my arms in while I piss so that the motion-activated sensors evaporate my pee and use my other hand to aim below the yellow line?

>>37127976
Can I has cheeseburger? :-DDDD

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>>37130023
>>37130105
>>37130933
Kek was actually an Easter egg, a nod at Korean players. Blizzard put it in WOW because so many Koreans would say kekeke in Starcraft.

>>37130909
Too be fair, that kind of shit is actually unique and creative, not just repeating some shitty status quo for upboats.