>starting to fall for titcows instead of patrician taste that is ass
help me robots
Tits are better anon, they always have been.
>>37123343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oDw9MTaMQQ
>>37123343
>patrician taste that is ass
Ass is literally nigger-tier. White men have always favored tits.
>>37123343
Tits are fine too you know
As long as it's not feet
>>37124575
>As long as it's not feet
kys
>>37124587
Feet are such a dumb fetish. It's more respectable as a man to fetishize dickgirls than girls' feet.
>>37124040
Prison School is comedic genius.
>>37123343
it's not about the boob, it's about the nipple.I like big nipples the size of fingertips and thumbs to suck on.
>>37125305
This is exactly why mare teats are superior to human breasts.
>>37125366
Fuckoff ponyfag. That's disgusting
>one or the other
What the hell is with this retarded mindset?
>>37125305
Her shape is a little more than mildly unsettling to me.
>>37123343
Oh God her tits are literally perfect
>>37125560
she has a baby living in her.
>>37125588
That back bend is the issue I think.
>>37123343
Whenever you feel yourself slipping just remind yourself, you can't give tits a rimjob. Problem solved.
>>37125607
this is her before the kid. Don't bully her she's thicc.
>>37123343
Women have always been objectified and appreciated for their physical beauty above all else. Before humans were walking upright, women did not have tits. The way they attracted males was with their ass. This made sense because when walking on all fours, your ass is at the same height as your head and therefore in line with your vision. Sex was also done almost entirely in doggy style so the ass what drew men to having sex with them more easily. Having tits was pointless since you could not even see each other's chests and would have only served to slow females down.
When humans started walking upright, women began to develop appendages that closely resembled an ass on their chest (breasts) in order to increase their chances of mating with a male. This made evolutionary sense because humans now increasingly used face to face interactions for communication and thus needed something that would attract men that was in front of them and thus in the point of view of men. Having these butt-like appendages on their chest meant it was also significantly closer to the line of vision whereas the ass was now very low in comparison and harder for men to notice. Missionary also became far more common of a position for sex due to the increasing popularity and importance of face to face interactions, so having a sexually attractive appendage in front was advantageous for this reason
tldr; liking ass is literally for unevolved apes
>>37123343
Actually no, liking tits is not patrician, nor is ass. Based on evolutionary patterns, the hierarchy is meant to be as follows;
Bottom tier:
>ass
low tier:
>tits
mid tier
>face
>appreciating her body as a whole and not exclusively liking lone appendages
high tier
>personato intelligent tier
>feet
>>37124051
Evolution suggests otherwise. Tits are but a mere imitation of ass.
>>37125305
i like it when the nipples are really swollen
>>37125999
those are puffy nipples. I don't like them as much as big long thicc nipples but they are better than normal or inverted nipples.
>>37126035
i thought that puffy and swollen meant the same thing
>>37126110
proper term is puffy nipples.
I want to rub my face on her pokies.
>>37123343
You're growing out of being a homosexual. Well done
>>37126183
then it is puffy nipples
>>37125939
read >>37125826
>imitation of the ass
It's the improved, evolutionary favorable version
>>37125636
>Don't bully her
WEEEWOOWEEWOO WHITE KNIGHT REDDITOR ALERT WE HAVE A WHITE KNIGHT REDDITOR IN THE VICINITY
>>37126300
AUTISM ALERT. AUTISM ALERT.
The anime subcultural humor goes over his head.Just browse /a/ for a week. You'll understand the "pls don't bully?" meme.
>>37126345
>He's protecting 3dpd and making it analogous to superior 2d
normies need to get out
>>37126585
I'm just being ironic
>>37126611
You're just being gay
>>37126626
>namefagging
>says i'm gay