I lost my virginity today, my dear robots. I gave my it to a

>>37122886
>he fell for the sex meme
Origijal

>>37122886
>>making out is sticky and messy
You're doing it wrong.

>>37122970
How am I supposed to do it?

>>37122994
Not shittily.

>>37122886
>My dick feels sore

Uh-oh...

If it doesn't stop in the next day or two, call your doctor...

>pussy smells and tastes like latex gloves

I'm hoping to God that's true, sounds a lot better than what I've heard elsewhere.

>>37122886
Sir, I have news for you.
You are gay.
No, this is not a joke and not a "your faggot" kind of shitpost. The fact you described everything fits perfectly the experience of many homosexuals who had girl partners.

>>37122886
Get out of /r9k/ please

You must be gay or asexual.

Or maybe the girl you fugged is just super gross

>>37123035
I'm a virgin but I've eaten pussy. It smelled like she did and it didn't really have a taste. A bit salty I guess but it was nice.

>>37122886
I never had sex but "i made her cum". Oh kiddo

>>37123089
>I'm a virgin but I've eaten pussy
Haha, what ?

>>37123089
>>37123095
Yeah right. Unless he was molested how do you get that far without sex

Are you a cuck?

>>37123115

Different anon but me and my fiance are waiting til marriage to have sex but we both had oral sex with each other. So it depends.

>>37123033
not always it happens to my bf especially if I ride him for some post-orgasm torture and we were both virgins when we started

>>37123041
>>37123062
Seriously? But girls still turn me on. But I've spent so much time on 4chan that I'm comfortable with gay shit too.

>tfw lost my virginity in an empty classroom with my classmate that I only got to know for 1 day

Also gonna add that she's a virgin too. Probably the only good thing that happened to me while I was failing my classes in uni

>>37123095
>>37123115
>first gf
>dated for around a month
>lots of making out for hours, I would also suck her tits and she would do the same to me along with sucking my ear and neck
>3'rd week dating while making out she put her hand down my pants and started rubbing my benis
>tells me to take my pants off
>get a bj, lasted like 2 minutes. I take her pants off and eat her out
went on for the next week like that, I could have fucked her if I wanted to but I didn't. I still don't know why.

Didn't you read your contract, anon? It states that should your penis come into contact with a female you must immediately cease posting on /r9k/

>>37122886
>the inside feels like a those homemade rolled up towel and glove fucktoy
how do you know? :^)

>>37122886
>pussy tastes
You're a submissive faggot just admit you're gay like the majority of the larping fags on this board

>>37122886
You're not alone OP. I felt the same way when I lost mine. Though I don't eat puss. Are you used to porn or do you masturbate in a weird way?