cyborg feels >caught a qt girl staring at me today

>>37122462
fellow cyborg here.

>tfw someone has been staring at you since classes started
>keep head down and exit as quickly as possible every time

I do this to myself.

thanks, at least now i know there are men out there with even more disgusting thick lips than mine

>>37122665
no, you're just coping. girls love my lips.

>>37122670
that's only because you know how to suck their estrogen filled girldicks

>>37122693
stimulating the clit is one of the easiest ways to get a girl off

>>37122462
hey sludge I know u get a lot of hate but ive never understood the "tripfags must die" mentality, if it's an option why not go for it? anyway, is it true ur a 23 yo khv?

saw a girl look at me for a few seconds in my peripheral
not sure of I regret if
>>37122704
>level 1 orgasm is the easiest
no shit

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> tripfag failed chad reject from /soc/ comes to /r9k/
> cyborg

>"I'm just leik u guise xDDD"

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>>37122708
is it true ur a 23 yo khv?

when i was 16 i got with one girl who was very average and fucked her a few times, i can count the number of times i've had sex on one hand. i've mostly been in LDR's
>>37122782
>implying i ever went to /soc/
too many dick threads desu

>>37122803
Ah, okay, thanks for answering my question. Yeah, you're a good looking guy, I'm surprised you're a cyborg but maybe things'll get better. Or maybe you live in some small town or city, dunno how to define "small" here, under half a million population maybe?

Cause if you were in a big city you'd probably get a lot of attention.

>>37122926
in truth, i rarely leave the house and dont message girls, dont use tinder, no dating sites or any of that.

my hobbies and interests are mainly what make me cyborg, i have also have some undiagnosed personality disorders and its possible im somewhere on the spectrum too. human contact makes me sort of uncomfortable

i've been losing a lof of weight recently, currently 6'0 190lbs, when i'm a decent weight and have the sunken cheeks, sharp jawline, abs etc i want to try out for modelling

>>37122987
Oh cool, well good luck with that.

>>37122987
>try out for modelling
>at age 23
>uncomfortable with humans
>one of the most networking heavy jobs around

the fuck?

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>into cringy hobbies
>all my friends are really unattractive comparatively
>could get a qt nerd gf from one of the events
>too shy to do anything
I get annoyed at myself too often

>>37123177
i'm banking on getting lean and /fit/ boosting my confidence enough to be able to handle it but who knows

>>37123227
you're way too old

>>37123199
>nosering

>long hair
>gold chain necklace

you might as well wear a rainbow flag cape

>>37123309
francisco lachowski is 26

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This is now a true robot incel thread, chads leave or i will stab your eyeballs

>>37123323
Yeah sadly lots of girls think im gay so it hurts my chances

>>37123402
was surprised i didnt see your face in here sooner stanley

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>tfw have the balls to ask a girl if she's single
>turns out she was single but it still feels good man that I went up to her to ask her

>>37123686
You could just, you know, not wear the nose ring

>>37123740
>turns out she wasn't single*

>>37123686
Be gay with me. I promise you will never want another succubus in your life.

>>37123778
Girls always lie, It's practically the go to response to dudes they dont know asking stuff when they aren't interested

"Sorry i have a boyfriend!"

>make qt grill orgasm for the first time in her life
>too afraid to ask her to be my gf
>start ignoring her
>shes visibly insecure and sad around me


multiple women called me an asshole because of stuff like this

inb4 normie
i was a 22yo fat kv 2 years ago

>>37122803
holy shit get fucking lost. you're not a cyborg if you get laid. you're a cyborg if you have friends and can't get a gf. sage to oblivion

whats the dif between cyborg and robot

>>37123839
Vaginas aren't scary

>>37123756
I like it though. I wont stop doing something I like just cause another person thinks im gay for liking it.
>>37123782
Im sorry anon. Im not gay in the slightest. Ill be your friend though

>>37123199
you are actually really cute. I know all the robots must be angry, but just wanted to let you know

>>37123890
Awww youre too kind. Thanks for that. It makes me feel all warm inside.

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>>37123887
>Im sorry anon. Im not gay in the slightest. Ill be your friend though
You said there were a few guys you've seen you'd mess around with.

>>37123844
Cyborgs are normies that think they are almost robots because they are like "lol I'm so quirky! XD, I'm a robot too guise, My GF left me because I like video games XDDDD"

>>37123911
Like but im not attracted to dicks or like would have a relationship with. Its more like they were just 10/10 that anyone would be interested in them. Or who knows maybe it means im somewhere on that spectrum.

>>37123887
You have to really question why you like things if the people around you dont like it.

Whats the point of style if not to impress or entice those around you.

Do you dress up nice at home even if you know you wont leave the house or have anyone over?

>>37123907
Fellow cyborg here. I know your feels

just trying to spread the love here on r9k

>>37123934
Well I like to impress other people and hope they think I look good. But what I think about myself comes first. Yeah I do dress up even if I dont go anywhere.
>>37123940
Well keep on keeping on anon

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>>37123928
Lame


origianall888

I wore shorts yesterday and a button up shirt with no jacket last week.
>tfw haven't worn either of those things for a decade due to fear my legs are fat & weird and people are secretly mocking me about it

>film history lecture
>incognito mode, look like guy in watchdogs, clear I don't want to interact with people
>roastie two seats down keeps looking my way
>ignore
>"ok class, lecture is over, time to watch a movie"
>bust out THC infused soda I saved for the movie
>no drinks allowed in theatre
>roastie's chadfriend says "Someone opened a coke!"
"Wonder who."
>roastie takes my comment as opportunity to talk
>"I wouldn't worry about it :)"
"I wasn't worried."

Either she caught what I said or it came out as a mumble. Either way, she dipped out for the film. But it was strange, I could sort of tell during lecture that she was interested in me (maybe not romantically, but she kept fucking looking at me). I could have said something like "It wasn't coke, it was just weed" and shown off what a little pothead rebel I was to start a conversation. But I didn't... I think I'm at a point where I'd rather enjoy a film noir blasted and go back to hermit-mode at the dorm than to even try for something that will never suit me anyways. It was an insightful moment, I guess.

>>37123819
She probably thinks that there is something wrong with her, because you freaked out after. That's why women think you are a prick

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>>37123839
>get

i don't "get" laid. the last time i touched a vagina was almost a full decade ago. also stop making up retarded rules as you go along

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>>37123199
>I can relate to all of these things

i'm typically pretty shy but add me on discord if you want bee#0990

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>>37124378
Yeah totally anon ill add you.

Went to the nude beach yesterday, had a hard on for 3 hours straight, everyone stared at it.
Kept thinking to myself
>Dicklets btfo

Best feeling I've had in years

>>37122462
>TRIPFAG
Thread hidden, saged and trip code muted.

>>37124581
are erections a faux pas on nude beaches? I've always wondered.

>>37124664
I don't know honestly, nobody said anything about it. I think people figure it's just natural. I gues the only way to get hate is lewed behaviour or being clothed.

From Holland btw, gues we are pretty open to degeracy.

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>>37122462
>shy normie thinks he's cyborg

>>37122462
you're literally such a flaming faggot that I hope ISIS finds you and hangs you from a construction crane. Pls kys, attentionwhoring tripfag.

Also, saged.

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>>37124052
yeah i know
but i cant get over the fear of rejection
never got rejected and i think it will fuck me up hard since i had to go trough 4 years of therapy just to be able to talk to people

>>37124741
such a normie even though i'm a 23 year old NEET who didnt graduate, hasnt ever had a job, doesnt leave the house unless its night time, has no friends, spends all his time arguing with autists on the resident autism board

>>37124920
>a 23 year old futureless fuckup has girls staring at him

I don't know if that says more about how Chad he looks or how hopeless women really are.

>>37124746
at least i'm not a raging faggot lol

what up faggot remember me

>>37124947
a random girl in a grocery store that i didnt even speak to isn't going to know how much of a fuck up i am, so it must be the former

>>37124956
hey you dirty dick slave for tyrone, jamal and deondre how have you been

>>37124979
>claims not to be a raging faggot
>responds to faggot
We've found out how much of a faggot you really are, somewhere between normal and raging.

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>qt girl in my class
>want to sit next to her and talk with her.
>too scared to do so.

>>37124998
so you admit you're a useless dick sleeve for bbc?

not that everyone didn't already know, i'm sure your family will be happy to no longer have to tip toe around the issue. when they started receiving packages at the door labelled "12 inch suction cup dildo" they knew what was up though

>>37125052
I find it amusing that since our first exchange, your insults have failed to evolve. It shows that you are not only stupid, but stuck in the same spot in your life.
I wonder how long you'll be stuck. I'll be checking in periodically.

>>37125006
do before it's too late. i remember being at a park and seeing a gorgeous brunette who looked just like carey mulligan in the face, sitting all alone at a bench. i never approached her and her face still haunts me even years later

>>37125077
im surprised you managed to even type all of that out and solve the captcha considering the fact that you are CONSTANTLY INHALING COCK

>>37125108
>he gets timecucked by captcha
I forgot that you plebs still have to do that

>>37125132
>there are people on this website who actually pay to shitpost

>>37125141
You should probably pay for some things.
In your case specifically, a shrink.

>>37125153
all shitposting and memes aside, i'm a NEET who has never had health insurance. if i could pay a shrink i would have done that literally years ago

>>37125165
>never had health insurance
Why not? I'm sure you could move someplace where you get guaranteed coverage and neetbux to pay for it.

>>37125223
parents never gave a fuck, if they had actually bothered to put me on their insurance i would have been able to stay on it until my current age and got all the mental help i need for dirt cheap. getting a diagnosis and neetbucks with health insurance would have been easy and i could have been living the good life

>>37125264
That's easy, just pretend that your parents are dead and make plans from there.

>>37125304
but hey, at least i get to spend 19 hours a day shitposting with all of my great friends at r9k

who needs a gf, a career, passions, hobbies, happiness

>>37125333
>great friends
Is that truly how you feel? Why choose to be mean? Why make a thread about bullying people?
Why not choose to be nice in the face of devastating uncaring?

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>when I got married I could pick my wife up with one arm
>Now she weighs 340 lbs

I want a divorce.

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>>37125355

>>37125355
>Is that truly how you feel?

of course not, nobody here actually tries to be your friend. this place is where hope goes to die

>Why choose to be mean?

i just shitpost to fit in around here like all the other autists. i dont actually bear anyone here any ill will despite all of the hate i get

>Why make a thread about bullying people?

it's just banter to me, i dont even take it seriously, my "insults" are all memes and laden with irony. i would probably feel bad if i hurt someones feelings if they weren't desperately trying to hurt mine which is 90% of the people who reply to me

>>37125361
you better get that divorce

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>>37122462
>took out trash at work today and bagged groceries

>>37125455
I mean yesterday but my shift ends at 12:00 night. Get to save some money because mommy pays for everything

>>37125422
Stop caring about what other people are doing. Be nice if you want to be treated nice, even when 90% of people are mean. You're not 90% of people.
What you need is something that you like doing that makes you money.
I played video games when I was a kid, and that turned into playing with artificial intelligence at my day job.
If all you can do is play video games all day, livestream it.

>>37125455
>>37125471
i wish i wasnt so far down the NEET rabbit hole that i could get hired at a grocery store. it would be nice to save money to build a gaming pc

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a black girl smiled at me, i felt offended

>>37122462
>>37100520
You're a faggot desu. Bullying robots is fun but you're just like them lmao

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>in line at food court 6 years ago
>qt Chinese girl(not brown, very light skin) working at Panda Express makes eye contact and smiles at me
>get out of line and run away

>>37125496
are you new here? robots bully other robots constantly in nearly every thread

>>37125361
Idk why your dumb ass didn't tell her to lose weight until it's too late. I literally told my wife if she gets out of shape for to long a d just let's herself go I'll divorce cause the sexual romance would be gone. I understand she can have kids and get fat as long as she gets back in shape Idc. Sane goes for me but I'm a roiding guy so I'll look good forever.
I'm about to hit the weights as we speak.

>>37125508
Do you feel that bullying is wrong? Why would you choose to do something against your nature in an anonymous setting?

>>37125508
>are you new here?
Of course. I usually browse better boards but I was sick of robot's Stacey and Chad shit everywhere

>robots bully other robots constantly in nearly every thread
Of course, but you're still a fucking loser.

>>37125483
i'm considering opening a youtube channel and a patreon account, i have a very expensive microphone, laptop sucks so i'll be stuck with emulators but old games are comfy

>>37125526
>I usually browse /b/
ftfy

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>>37122462
>he thinks he's a cyborg
>he trips on /r9k/

Check out this disgusting loser. Can't tell if this is b8 or not. You look like this creep I knew that hung out by the middle school and bragged about middle school girls throwing themselves at him, but sadly had to turn them down because they were too young. In reality, he was grooming and stating his fantasy.

>>37125525
>Why would you choose to do something against your nature in an anonymous setting?

i don't actually go out of my way to bully anyone until someone decides to start being toxic towards me, then they end up thinking they can outwit me and it leads to them getting btfo

>>37125526
>Of course, but you're still a fucking loser.
of course i am, why else would i be here?

the sky is also blue, what other grand discoveries have you made today?

>>37123199
THIS fucking fag again. Every face thread. Get over it, you're not better looking than most robots.

>>37125578
>ever going out of your way to bully someone

Your insecurities are seething. Go take your 3" penis over to /soc/ where it belongs

>>37125563
I haven't browsed /b/ in about 6 years.

>>37125578
>y-you're all losers
>im a loser t-too
>what d-do you have to s-say now????
Hang yourself desu

>>37125592
This. Dude is legit unattractive. Especially that nose which he accentuates with the ring
>B-BUT MY GIRLFRIEND MADE ME GET IT

The guy is a complete cuck

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>>37125571
>namefag calling someone out for using a trip

stay mad lol

feel free to post a pic up and show us your beautiful 10/10 facial aesthetics

>>37125616
>using the s-s-stutter meme

cringe

>>37125631
The only cringe here is you attempting and failing a subtle brag. You are fucking ugly, and seem like an all around douche.

>>37125631
Your life is a meme you downy looking cunt

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>>37125667
what's that? sorry, i'm too busy enjoying having the rarest color eyes, heterochromia, and nice eyebrows to boot

still waiting for that pic though, cant wait to see what kind of literal troglodyte is calling me ugly

oh, you're not going to post one? :)

>>37125698
Choose to be nice. You'll live longer.

>>37125674
>says the anonymous shitposter desperately trying to make someone feel bad on a board designated for loser

>>37125698
Not gunna risk a dox. I have children. Too bad you'll never pass on your genes, faggot :^)

>>37125716
>Don't make fun of me
>Makes fun of others
Pusssy

>>37125619
>>37125698
These either aren't your eyes or you get your eyebrows shaped lmfao

>>37125752
>he actually think someone is going to give a shit enough to dox you at 8:28AM

nice excuse, i think you can do better though

>>37125766
hehehehe
move to california
hehehehehehehe

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>>37125758
>Makes fun of others

you can make fun of me, but it will always inevitably lead to you getting btfo

>These either aren't your eyes or you get your eyebrows shaped lmfao

cope more, anon. i'll take your disbelief as a compliment

>thinking a NEET has the money to go get his eyebrows professionally shaped

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>>37125492
>trap in the making.
anon, you have potential here!

>>37125798
>but it will always inevitably lead to you getting btfo
Still waiting

>thinking a NEET has the money to go get his eyebrows professionally shaped
Who said anything about professionals? You pluck your eyebrows lol

>>37125798
>it will always inevitably lead to you getting btfo
An autistic fantasy. Get used to being the butt of others' jokes if you think that endless retaliatory bile is reasonable.

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>>37125832
>still waiting

you're already losing

>You pluck your eyebrows lol

i thought you said i get them shaped? which is it anon

for the record, my eyebrows would look ten times better if i maintained them

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Reminder that cyborgs do not exist, stop trying to fit in on /r9k/ when you do not belong. If you can interact with others IRL you need to go. You are either a normie or a robot..

>>37125846
reasonable or not, it's good fun. you always know they're btfo when they stop replying

>>37125863
>i thought you said i get them shaped? which is it anon
It's the same thing retard. Stop trying.

>he has this many photos of ""his"" overexposed eyes
You are so pathetically insecure.

>>37125925
It's also good fun to go to church

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>>37125931
>It's the same thing retard. Stop trying.

time for your english lesson, anon.

"Getting them shaped" isn't the correct use of words if you claim i'm doing it myself. the correct words would be "You shape your eyebrows lol"

So no, it's not the same thing.

>he has this many photos of ""his"" overexposed eyes

sorry, if they make you jealous anon. my instagram followers love pictures of my eyes

>>37125989
>Playing semantic games to hide the fact that you have your eyebrows plucked
Doesn't matter who does it; you still do it

>sorry, if they make you jealous anon
I have the same strong eyebrows you do with hazel eyes. Green is trash. My eyes are partly green. Nothing to be jealous over.

>my instagram followers love pictures of my eyes
Why does your mum follow you on instagram

>>37126015
>Doesn't matter who does it; you still do it
wrong, anon. again, your disbelief is just a compliment to me. i literally don't even have to try

>hazel eyes
the color of diarrhea? lmao


>Why does your mum follow you on instagram
i don't think she made ten thousand instagram accounts

>>37122782

This IS the entire video gaming industry. It only use to be people like me that gamed :(. We did it by ourselves. We then formed small groups. We developed LAN parties events. Then Internet + main stream. Now the more popular games are.........simple. Smoking Weed and gaming is cliche at this point. Toxic voice chat is becoming normalized because of competitiveness, immaturity, and people that don't bother to actively pursue knowledge . Most of my friends have moved on. I've tossed the game board in the air and left for periods of time. I don't know why I go back.

I built my first computer with my dad at the age of 6. Gamed ever since. It's so hard to let go. I'm too loyal.

>>37126064
>wrong, anon. again, your disbelief is just a compliment to me
Stop pretending. You clearly have hair growth between your eyebrows in some pictures and none in others.

>the color of diarrhea? lmao
So your plan is to act retarded to try and get at me?

>i don't think she made ten thousand instagram accounts
Which is why you only have one follower. Peace faggot

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>All friends around me have more confidence in me than I do myself
>They're convinced I could slay if I actually fucking tried
>Can't due to crippingly low self esteem and extreme sheltering

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>>37126119
>You clearly have hair growth between your eyebrows in some pictures and none in others.

>removing hairs from your glabella=shaping your eyebrows

i don't think so, anon.

>So your plan is to act retarded to try and get at me?
diarrhea tends to be tan/light brown in color. same with puke

vomit eyes master race, right?

>Which is why you only have one follower. Peace faggot
10.3k*

stay mad my dude

>>37126213
>>37126197
>>37126119
>>37126116
You all need Jesus Christ.

>>37122462
>Chad makes one thread
>100+ replys

By the way there's no such thing as a half way robot such as a "cyborg".

>>37126265
>he doesn't realize that this this the thread for discussing self-administered cybernetic implants in code
pleb

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>Tfw i want to post my face but I've done it recently and don't want the risk of being a Stanley

Aside from that, I haven't experienced much recently, couple weeks ago when I was drinking a girl was looking at me but my friend wanted to leave because he wasn't feeling too great, so I had to leave early.

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>>37126265
who made you the authority? is there a rule book you're consulting or are you just making shit up

>>37122462
A similar story OP.
>qt staring
>told her to fuck off
>tfw she wanted to date me

>>37124920
look, looks don't matter as if to weather or not you are a robot nor not but the fact that you need a trip on an anonymous image board so you can gain rep, the fact that you admitted to fucking bitches and all your other normie shit and the fact that you openly exposed yourself makes you a fucking normie you can't fucking fool me

>"hurt I have th social skills to get bitches"
Your neurotypical brain carried you to them. Even further do you fucks try to undermine to board to look special and unique and now /r9k/ looks like /r9facebook/

>>37126327
why not just smile at her? it's adorable when a female loses her spaghett and it makes you feel powerful

>>37126348
>the fact that you admitted to fucking bitches and all your other normie shit and the fact that you openly exposed yourself makes you a fucking normie you can't fucking fool me

that's not what we're discussing here

you stated:
" By the way there's no such thing as a half way robot such as a "cyborg". "

to which i disagreed, what gives you the authority to say whether or not cyborgs exist?

not everyone who comes to /r9k/ is going to be a perma virgin

>>37122462
>get hit on a lot
>decline because you know once they get past the outer appearance and sees who you truly are, they will be repulsed
>reject them before they even get the chance to know you

>be lonely and horny
>talk to men online just before meeting up and cancelling

>get too much attention
>stay home and become a fat shut in


Yeh idk I'm so lonely but I hate everyone and I hate myself. Also I don't think I'm capable of loving another person, I only obsess about their perfection in my heads and feel contempt once I realise their flaws.

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>>37122803

Good idea, let's make this a dick thread.

>>37126400
>reject them before they even get the chance to know you

feel you on that

>>37126409
>hide post

yeah it's way too late to try and hijack this thread, it's already seen the bulk of the posts and replies that it's going to get. you act like one of those edgy faggots who starts posting gore and animal abuse thinking anyone gives a shit

>>37126452
poat your fucking dick you attention whore

>>37126360
I know, but it's either one way or another. Sometimes I'm charming as hell, and sometimes I sperg out.

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>>37126452

I'm not edgy, I just like posting my dick.

>>37126463
there are /soc/ threads for that.
why do you want to see my dick, anon?

>>37126465
get into the habit of role playing yourself into the one in the position of power. women love that confident bullshit. they are sycophants by nature who want someone to lead them around and whatnot

if you sperg out, dont act insecure about it and even if she notices your power level she will usually just pretend it didnt happen if she likes you enough

>>37126520
the thread topic has changed
post dicc

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>>37126527
fine, anon. have it your way

>>37126551
fkn hott

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>>37126551

Your dick looks funny.

>>37126520
I take the lead anyways. When I sperg, I just get super pissed off.

>>37126583
pissed off about what? genuinely curious how it goes down

sometimes i'll sperg out and say something cringy and then mentally beat myself up for it for years to come

holy shit you triple cunt, you say that because of your interests you are friendless?
kys you vain asshole

>>37126725
you're a bit late.

anyway, i'm not likely to find people in my neighborhood who like my obscure rpgs, animes etc

most of the people who live around me are complete bona fide normies who are only interested in shit like cars and sports, and when i hang around those people i have nothing of value to add to their conversations and end up sitting quietly and feeling awkward

>>37126616
I don't have any problems like that. I'm just an angry person, then I get angry at her.

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>>37126793
oh i see. honestly i rarely ever get angry around people in person

i'm pretty tired. it's been a long night of shitposting, i'm off to bed. goodnight everyone

>>37126942
he stopped posting! BTFO

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>>37122462
Freshman year of Uni was the pinnacle of my cyborgtism.

Example I:
>boring ass history class
>it's loaded with qt's for some reason
>one chick sits across from me every class
>i try not to pay much attention to her but she has long hair and it's hard not to admire her at least once a class
>oh and she's asian
>whenever i look over at her, she's already looking at me
>oh god she must know i'm creepin
>avoid her even harder
I still see her around campus too and her hair is still dope

Example II:
>first week of classes
>recognize girl from like 3 of my different classes
>she's also got long hair and is asian
>there might be a pattern here
>not really though because i tried talking to this one
>spaghetti everywhere and i avoid her like a plague for the rest of the semester
it's all good tho because she dropped out and got pregnant, the toast is strong lads

i have too many stories like these

>>37127133
>whenever i look over at her, she's already looking at me
BOIOIOIOING
Tell her how you like her hair
Do it, the Internet commands it

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>>37122462
>oneitis asked to sit next to her
>said no and laughed it off

>>37127133
>she dropped out and got pregnant

Fucking Tyrone

>>37127133
Tell more stories anon. I'd like to read them.

>>37127269
This was like a year and a half ago. By I still see her around campus, I mean that I saw her like twice last year.

>>37127362
surprisingly no, just a white trash skelly

>>37123844
cyborgs are supposed to be between normie and a robot but i think that cyborg is just a normie who suffers from some meme illness like depression or social anxiety.

>>37126399
>what gives you the authority

Nothing. This used to be a board where you would be dispised. real robots and normies like you don't mix.

Have your fun for now. But I'm working on Ronin9000 as we speak.

>>37127637
This. You're a fucking normie scum OP just fucking leave >>37122462

>>37127469
Then there's still a chance

>>37127443
Just for you

>>37127477
I dunno, because I mostly see normies complaining about how they have "depression attacks" or "crippling social anxiety". I consider myself a cyborg because i'm autistic and live like a robit with robit interests, but I don't ascribe to the whole robit aesthetic. I don't hate normies and I don't like being an outcast, but i've just learned to embrace being a sperg and use humor and tasteful edginess to compensate for being socially retarded and make friends.

back to stories? Example III:
>at orientation for freshman year over the summer
>hanging out with wizard friend during the entire event, bascially just talk about vidya or animemes the whole time
>we end up hanging out with a 6/10 middle eastern chick, who my friend was interested in
>at the end of orientation, she gives her number to me and wizard bro
>before school starts she constantly texts me, so i assume the three of us will be friends when school starts
>come september I meet back up with wizard bro and learn that she ghosted him all summer which
>the first few weeks of school I kept up talking to her and occasionally hanging out, but eventually I lose interest because she can't hold a candle to Bun Girl (not really a fun story, just a top-tier qt)
>she starts constantly trying to get me to come to her room on like friday/saturday nights, even going as far as offering to buy me tacos
>calls me drunk one night and confesses her feelings for me but she was so drunk i figured she wouldn't remember anything and i told her i'd talk to her in the morning
>literally never talk to her again

not trying to talk to bun girl more is like my only real regret so far in life. i know i would've fucked it up, but goddamn trust me when i say she's a literal 11/10

>>37123800
this happens way too often


organ donor

>>37125492
dylan roof? is that you?

>I'M A HIDEOUS ROBOT EVERYONE
BUT I WANT TO BE A MODEL AND MOMMY DAYS MY EYES ARE PRETTY

you're not fucking hideous but you'll never be a model, and you're also a fucking delusional moron

>>37128175
Damn man, you fucked up.

>>37125264
Lmfao it's the ugly downy cunt talking about "" "the good life""" living off other people when even his parents don't want to support him

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>>37122987
>modeling
>that face

>>37122462
>normies think i'm really weird
>weird friends think i'm really normie
it's hurts desu

>>37122704
>getting girls off
beta