Do people believe you if you say you are a virgin? How

>>37117955
I dont talk to people much less women

>>37117955
i have never been in a situation were someone specifically asks me if im a virgin

>>37117955
I did one time and they didn't believe me.

>>37117955
I told my first escort I was a virgin, and of course she didn't believe me. Probably immediately thought I was weird or whatever.

She said if she knew I was a virgin she would have not let me fuck her

>>37118002
Same here, no one is certain to whether I'm a virgin or not. Spoiler: I am

>>37118042
How did the fucking go for your first time?

>>37117955
Why would you ever bring that up in public? I wouldn't even say that shit to my closest friends. It's not something that people need to know.

>>37118075
they know
originally posting this

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>>37118002
>was asked this once
>taken aback, didn't know how to respond and remained silent
>"lol you totally are!"
>from that day forward I had this whole casual spiel ready in-case someone asked
>no one has asked since

some people are just cruel

I am sure that most people realize just by spending some time with me.
>Hey anon no gf, when are you gonna get one

>>37118102
i dont know, bad I guess.
I fucked her missionary, doggy and she gave me a blowjob. I went flaccid after 2 mins everytime I fucked her because it felt like nothing. Never felt lose to cumming.

either sex with condom completely sucks or my brain is fucked from fapping so much. I don't think it's the condom because I've fapped with a condom on and had no problem.

after I got home I jacked off easily in under 30 seconds.

>>37117955
Guys usually don't care enough to ask, women usually suss it out and I don't lie because I'd rather not make up a cringey story if they ask for more details. It's usually just a shit test anyways, to see if you're self-conscious about that stuff; they can tell either way.

>>37118042
Did she elaborate?

Origogio

>>37117955
People are thoroughly convinced I get a shit load of pussy until I start speaking, then it doesn't take them that long to catch on

>>37117955
last time i mentioned it to someone who didn't already know (about 8 months ago), it was in front of 2 girls.

>"aww youre so innocent"

never talked to them again

My oneitis used to tease for being a virgin. She would always say it in this playful way like "aww you virgin." Or if I said "fuck you" to her she would always respond with "you wish."

I'm fairly attractive and don't care about sex very much. I made a literal V-card I keep in my wallet and people usually find it funny

>>37117955
No because I'm not.

Slight disbelief, I'm not too ugly just off brand as fuck so I think it makes sense.

>>37118814
lmao what does it look like? post it.

Once somebody asked whats wrong with my face. they thought i was in an accident or something. Being a virgin in not only a given but also the LEAST of my worries.

>>37118701
She probably meant because she wanted his first time to be something special, and not paying a hooker for her staff infected pussy.

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>Talking about sex topics with her.
>"You're a virgin aren't you, anon?" "Yup. You're a virgin."
> I just gave up and smiled and said "Yup. I'm a total fucking virgin. I'm so virgin I don't know what a vagina looks like." "You got me. Virgin as charged."
>I literally cannot give two shits anymore.

I think a week later she propositioned me into a fwb with her. Had monkey-sex lasting about a year before we broke things off.

The biggest irony was that I wasn't a virgin to begin with but I'm not sure if she noticed.

>>37117955
I'm socially awkward especially when talking to women, so they do believe me when I say so.
They say shit like:
>let me corrupt you
>I'll tell a friend to let you a hand
>so innocent! I could teach you a few things
but they never do shit

Other men don't and I don't say I'm a virgin to them. because I'm not

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>>37118155
>Get asked the question
>"No, why do you wanna know?"
>"No reason just curious"
>"A'ight"
>Topic changes 90% of the time
it's not that hard, but i almost say yes because i hate lying. but this is a lie i can say just to stop being harassed

>>37118155
In what context did you get asked this?

>>37117955
>if you say you are a virgin?
How does this even come up? I never talk about sex with anyone and I assume it's so obvious I'm a virgin people don't even need to ask.

>>37117955
my ex
didn't believe me.
still prob doesn't

All you fucking normies should die. You're not a robot if you had sex and if you had a girlfriend. None of you know true suffering...