ALRIGHT YOU INCOMPETENT """""CHEFS""""""

i don't know how to cook chef i lied my way into this job

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>>37114941
DID I FUCKING ASK FOR YOUR LIFE STORY YOU LITTLE IMBECILE?! GET ME THOSE CRABCAKES RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>37114915
Where's my tendies?

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>>37115009
You need to step the fuck away from my fucking kitchen, ya hear me? I'm gonna stuff your "tendies" up your own arse if you don't fucking let me do my work here.

Are we or are we not clear?

>>37115069
I ORDERED TENDIES 10 MINUTES AGO.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I couldn't find salmon, but I did find some salmonella chef!

whats a new york strip? also, how do you make crab cake?

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>>37115117
I CAN'T FUCKING SEE IT

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND PERSONALLY TELL WHOEVER ORDERED THE SALMON THAT YOU CAN'T WORTH A SHIT

Chef i don't know how to break this to you but we're all out of crab cakes.

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>>37115168
Just must be pulling my fucking finger, eh? Get the fuck outta my kitchen

>>37115213
DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT A CRAB CAKE IS? WE'RE UP THE TITS WITH THEM

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>>37115117
It's. Fucking. RAAAAAAAAAWWWWW. Where the hell did you learn to cook, fuckface?

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new york strip is done, sir

>>37114972
alright is there a box in the fridge and also how do you preheat the oven?

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>>37115304
GET THESE FILTHY HAGS OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN

THEY HAVE NO MEAT IN THEM

Why haven't we invented more efficient ways to run traditional restaurants?

Everyone seems to fly from one end or the other in the kitchen and it's a labor intensive, stressful job.

>>37115334
you want me to grab your mama?
godsdammit

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Ok, CRAB CAKE, we working on rezt geev 'bou ten meenitz

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>>37115334
Chef, table 5 are complaining that they've been waiting 30 minutes for their salmon main. What should I tell them?

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>>37115341
MATE DID I ASK FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION? YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY RESTAURANT, YOU HEAR ME?

>>37115330
I CAN'T BABYSIT YOU MISERABLE PRICK

>>37115365
Good god, finally! NOW WHERE'S THE FUCKING LOBSTAH?

>>37115429
>I CAN'T BABYSIT YOU MISERABLE PRICK
I'm just going to leave then
p.s I p.i.s.s.e.d in the risotto

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>>37115413
YOU ON A RUSH TO GET TO YOUR LIMP COCK HUSBAND AND YOUR MENTALLY HANDICAPPED CHILDREN, M'AM? WAIT FOR YOUR FUCKING MAINS.

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i've got the crabs, chef

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>>37115511
WHAT DO YOU YOU'RE DOING YA FILTHY IDIOT? WE'RE ON THE FUCKING CLOCK. GET ME THE CRABS NOW.

Could I have a Steak please, Chef?

>>37115621
DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WAITER?

i cant cook and im scared of literally everything help

>>37114915
>ONE SALMON
one salmon what?