>thought I was 5'5 >just found out I'm 5'9

>Easily mindfucked by 4chan at an early age into thinking he was a useless manlet
>Thinks he got out of the matrix

You've fucked your mind permanently .

>>37093694
How can you think you're a full four inches shorter than you actually are?

>>37093833
he has brain damage.

>>37093833
I never measured my height until today. Four years ago I posted a picture of myself on 4chan and some guy said "you look 5'5" and I believed him until now.

>>37093746

this

once you start to realize that most human interaction and its tone is heavily correlated with attractiveness, its already too late

you can't unsee

>Thought I was 5'6"
>Actually 5'7.5"
This legitimately helped my self-esteem.

>>37093694
6'4" here
>never had a gf
>the only thing ive done with a girl is get a hug
>tfw 3.5" dicklet

>>37093694
>5'9
>hate myself for not being over 6'0

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>>37093694
ur stupid like ur meme and ur still a manlet

>>37093999
>>37094050
>>37093694
You're all still manlets though. You're just less pathetic than you would have been

everyone told me I looked 5'10

measures my height: 5'11.5

hmm

>>37094684
kill yourself faggot, you're on /r9k/ the same as us.

>>37094740
On /r9k/ making fun of bitter autistic manlet virgins.

>OMG DAT MAK U WORSE DEN US :(

>>37093694
>think im around 5'11
>measure and discover im 5'9
>get arrested and my phtoto taken in front of the height measurements
>5'11 almost 6'

made that whole experience worth it

>>37094819
What a waste of time.

oreganano

>>37095021
Takes less than a minute and makes me quite happy so no, not really.

>>37095172
In which case you're just as pathetic as those you shit on.

>>37095211
>In which case you're just as pathetic as those you shit on.
>OMG DAT MAK U WORSE DEN US :(
Why are pathetic autists so predictable?

>>37095248
Isn't it the slightest bit pathetic to stroke your dick while you type mildly off-putting things to anonymous people on the internet?

5'7 poster here. Have had many girlfriends and sex multiple times with multiple people. Height legitimately just isn't as big a deal as people on this site make it seem. You just need confidence and also to not be a hopeless loser like >>37094684

>>37095332
I know right. I'm 5'6 and I fuck tonnes of girls whilst my 6'1 friend can't get anyone hahaha this is totally believable right

>>37095353
>my greatest life accomplishment is my height: the post

>>37095353
If you're confident and attractive and an all around decent person (doubt it) while your 6'1 friend is an asshole and has an uggo face, then yes, it is completely believable. Several inches change little to nothing.

>>37095386
Right? It's almost sad how these people have so little to be proud of in their life that they resort to idolizing the mere INCHES they have over others. Makes very little sense to me.

Be proud of your accomplishments. Not an inconsequential aspect of your body.

Tbh as a girl(an Asian one at that) height is extremely important. Even though I'm 4'11, I've never been attracted to a guy shorter than 6'2. Myself and most of my female friends as well. The guys saying they're Manley's and get laid a ton are probably lying, because this is 4chan and why would anyone lie on the internet

>>37095386
This is what manlets honestly believe

>>37095400
>it is completely believable
Not if you've ever spoken to a woman

>>37095419
Keep telling yourself that, dwarf.

>>37095466
>Trying to live up to roastie standards
Hang yourself. You might need to put on a backpack full of lead to make it work, though.

>>37095466
>>37095477
Well hey, you can believe what you want to believe. If we're just claiming people are lying, then in that case I don't believe that you're a woman. Believable, right?

I'm 19, in college, and I'm dating and having sex. Probably more than you have. I'll leave it at that, have fun getting mad at people over the internet.

Oh, and let me clarify something. I'm 5'7, and I don't consider myself a manlet. I think it's a dumb, self deprecating term used my insecure skeletons.

>>37095553
You're replying to two different people retard.

>Probably more than you have
lol

>I'm 5'7, and I don't consider myself a manlet.
It doesn't matter. Everyone else does.

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>tfw was 5'9" for most of my life
>short freak of family
>posted in sad manlet threads
>no gf ever, hated myself
>one day go to doctor
>anon you have very bad scoliosis
>wtf how did no one ever know
>xray shows my spine curving all over
>ohgod
>do corrective surgery
>tfw now 6'


lol fucking MANLETS I feel like a GOD now its fucking awesome

>>37095553
I can already smell your insecurity and virginity. You're on r9k seeking validation after exposing yourself as a manlet! I doubt you're even 5'7! Go back to pretending you have this active sex life while 6'5 Brad can command any pussy he wants WHENEVER he wants

>>37095623
lol if you're not over 6'2 you're a manlet. Besides, once a manlet ALWAYS a manlet.

>>37093694
You're still a quarter of a foot under 6 feet.