ITT: What are your experiences with your parent's thinking

>>37093185
My mom asked me I denied it, but I actually am trans.

>>37093222
Those last 3 numbers are oddly satisfying

>>37093185
Huh, I saw a double rainbow just earlier this week. Are you in the Fraser Valley?

>>37093345
No, I took this photo in Winder, Georgia about a month or two ago

>>37093185
I always I assumed they thought I was gay as fuck since I'd never had a gf and act like a faggot sometimes.
When I came out to it turned out they never had a clue and it was a complete shock to them. I wish stayed in the closet :/

>>37093394
I'm guessing the last dude you'd expect to be gay, devout Christian/conservative?

>>37093426
Nah non-religious, very liberal and accepting parents, it's just I know deep down they're disappointed and I don't blame them
I really hope brother has some fucking kids soon so I don't feel like I literally destroyed the family line

>>37093185
they arent happy with me being actually queer
ive been told to keep it to myself

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>be me
>12
>listen to nirvana
>become edgy kid
>heccye.jpg
>i grow my hair out
>dads like "lol what are you fuggin gay :DD?" and "get a haircut hippie lmao :dd"
>i realized how gay nirvana and my hair was
>stopped listening to nirvana and cut my hair

>>37093511
My parents are also that way and I feel that deep inside they would be disappointed in me if I came out to them. But I figure they know anyway, always saying shit like

>Yeah maybe you'll finally get a girlfriend
>OR A BOYFRIEND THAT'S FINE TOO YOU KNOW ANON YOU CAN TELL US ANYTHING

>>37093614
>I figure they know anyway
Exactly, which is the only way I was able to get the courage to tell them, since I didn't think it would be a big deal. I honestly feel sick to my stomach when I think about them knowing I'm gay, even though if I were straight it's not like I'd be giving them grandchildren anyway

My mom used to think I was gay. Now she thinks I'm Chad.

She's wrong in both cases.

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>as a kid
>just learn how to masturbate
>no porn, no computer
>dad has Mens Fitness magazines
>there are like 2 or 3 pages in each that have girls in skimpy bikinis
>sexiest thing I could find
>steal a few
>hide them under bed along with cum tissues
>one day get new bed
>forget to get rid of evidence
>mountain of semen soaked jizz rags next to stack of magazines featuring shirtless glistening men
>dad literally makes a costanza face at me but doesn't say anything
>never talk about it again

Could be worse I guess.
>mfw I browse /fit/ no homo

>>37093185
My entire family thought I was gay for a year or two. They all bullied me relentlessly, I just had a sort of effeminate way of talking I guess. They'd call me faggot, queer, just all sorts of insults. I'm not gay, but being accused of it and bullied like that made it so just hearing the word "gay" would immediately fill me with anxiety. People would interpret my nervousness as a sign that I'm gay, and so the loop continued. I don't know if they still think I'm gay. I don't really care.

>>37093256
>doesn't even know about trips
Get the fuck off 4chan right now.

>>37093185
Got caught dicking around with my friends and one of my cousins for like 6 years. Stopped around Sophomore year because no homo. I have no clue if my parents thought I was gay or just experimenting, but it was pretty fucking gay.

>>37093901
He was just checking them as originally as possible. Please settle down.

>>37093935
>Please settle down
And what if I don't? The fuck are you gonna do about it gay boy?

>>37093944
I'm gonna check those sweet doubles you got there big boy O_o

>>37093969
>69
Wow anon that's pretty kinky

>>37093969
lmao and you got the sex number!!!11!!one!
nice one, m'sir

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>>37093185
I always grew up being forced to be hyper masculine.
All that machismo shit.
Think Prince of All Saiyans level of authoritarian masculinity.
I fucking hated every single second of it.
I got girlfriends and kept them around just so I could ease off some of the fucking pressure of having to live a masculine lie my whole life growing up.

My brother instead gets to do whatever he wants.
Hes innocent of anything and everything.
He literally prances around our fucking house and YES PRANCING while listening to darude sandstorm and anime osts and fucking my little pony in the background.
Nobody says shit to him ever.
FUCKING EVER

My brother is a straight maybe bisexual (hes fucking retarded and doesnt know)
I'm an mtf but im so fucking good at portraying masculinity, that I literally have Cs and nobody fucking knows ive been on estrogen for years, but when Im in public everyone always addresses me as a woman when Im not pretending to be a guy.
I fucking hate flamers and sissification.

>>37094024
>>37094041
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>>37093185
They both asked me before in the most accusational tone they could muster, without appearing intolerant, i said no.

>messaged Craigslist hoes
>parents check my email
>they read it wrong
>what is this anon? Looking for big white dick? Are you questioning your sexuality?
>have to explain to them that I'm the big white dick

Slightly embarrassing but I am grateful that my parents saved me from losing my virginity to a Craigslist ho