>buy your first home >note on front door, says realtor

apartheid intensifies

>>37093147
Turn 1080 degrees and revert into manual into switch pogo into kickflip into fs boardslide into ollie into fs overcrook into manual into heelflip and roll away.

>>37093147
What the heck, can't get aids twice.

>>37093147
I'd probably angrily call the guy and ask him about why the fuck would he leave a naked and handcuffed black woman in my new house. I'd tell him to come pick her up.

>>37093147
ask her if she wants an egg salad sandwitch. Also ask if she likes megaman games and wants to watch me play

>>37093147
the puffy things, weak design and overall toy-tier structure of the handcuffs ruin it for me

i need real chains and SWAT-tier handcuffs or i can't get turned on

slit her throat and take her to my taxidermist to get stuffed and skin bleached. Use her asshole as my new fleshlight. Probably throw it away after a month as im a terrible at upkeep.

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Damn, I just went on a date with a black night tonight. She said she is interested in "bondage". What did she mean by this?

>>37093434
it means she wants to be colonized anon.
a lot of black subs seek white doms because most black guys just want to get there nut off and leave, or they take it too far and actually beat/murder them. Plus the extra race/slave kink just adds to the feeling.

>>37093434
She wants you to tie her up and call her a filthy nigger while you fuck her in the ass.

>>37093147
Call realtor and ask if they've got one in yellow or white instead

Offer watermelon, grape soda, and KFC. Then ask is she likes Mario Cart 8 deluxe.

First latch the handcuffs on, they aren't even halfway on. Then go outside to shave that nappy mop on the head and spray down to at least somewhat remove that coconut, cocoa butter, and shit smell off. Draw samples to have it tested and do training until I hear back from labs on whether I can safely dick it or not. I'd want the circumcision and infibulation at least partially healed before I tear that booty up.

>>37093147
Realistically? Freak the fuck out and call the cops to tell them that my realtor has left me a likely kidnapped woman in my bedroom

Even if it turns out she wasn't kidnapped and she was left there willingly my initial response wouldn't change because I'd freak the fuck out as soon as I saw here and never even listen to what she said

>>37093373
swat ones are plastic, but what you really want is irish8 of proper size

>>37093239
Actually, you can. There are 2 types of HIV viruses.
I know that from watching House MD

>>37093147
sauce on the nigger?

>>37093434
Fuck the shit out of her in the name of the white race. Don't fuck this up.

>>37093813
It came from the ghetto. Lots of La'trines, La'jemimas and La'-as out there for you if you just follow the sound of police sirens.

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>>37093434

it means shes a fan of pic related

you better go to /lit/ and ask for a quick rundown

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>>37093895
la trine
noun
a toilet or outhouse, especially a communal one in a camp or barracks.

>>37093147
if it's bIack

send it back

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>21 replies
>not one of them is 'impregnate her's
Disappointing

>>37093992
I don't know why no one has told you this but that only works for black people. If a white man knocks a black bitch up it creates a disgusting half breed. I'm against shitting in other's gene pools almost as much as I'm against them shitting in mine. What argument do I have against race mixing if I actively participate in it?

>>37093147
Untie her and make her do my makeup and maybe eat some toaster strudels together and watch a romantic comedy.

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>>37094064
Haha that's a great story anon

>>37094826
It's not a story. You will have a mixed baby if you knock up a woman from another race. Did you not have school in school?

>>37094064
t. low test cuck
A real man wants to spread his seed as much as he possibly can. How is a mulatto worse than a nigger?

>>37093147
I specifically requested my sex slave be asian or white, whom do I call to complain about this unacceptable situation

>>37094849
It's better she has your baby than a full on nigger.

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>>37094064
>he fell for the pure bred meme

Lynch the nigger.

The most organic comment

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>>37094849
Hehehehe you're such a yarn spinner anon teehee

>>37094857

It's not his seed, but something that vaguely resembles it.

>>37094876

You might have a point, but it's still an asshole thing to do.

>>37094907

At least if my future white kid gets sick the treatment will be better. Do you know how many spare half white half black organs are available? Much fewer than the amount of white or black organs, which there's not even enough of those to meet demand. You can't just mash them together and make it work either.

>>37095034
Your seed is your semen. You want to spread your semen as much as possible.

>>37095034
Holy fuck. You are a cuck if you think anything but having as many babies as possible is the right strategy. Look at slave owners. They had big families with their white wives and then went and knocked up their slaves.

>>37095034
>if my future white kid gets sick the treatment will be better
or they'll die out with the rest of your shitty bottle necked genes

>black girls past me
>suddenly get a whiff of fried food and cheap lotion

every time. they fucking reek. i have never met a black girl that smelled good

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>>37095093
This. Why would you not want to plant your seed in the darkest, most fertile soil there is?

Kind of know the feel. Had a black neighbor girl "welcome" me when I moved into my apartment in the ghetto. Kind of pathetic that the only action I've ever had was from living there.

>>37095267
>be black
>would love a black gf
>black grils only want bwc
Life is suffering

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>>37095344
Plenty of black chicks still like black guys anon. You'll find someone, I believe in you

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>>37095454
Or you could just do like in the pic he posted and become the black chick who likes black guys.

>>37094109
>do my makeup
are you a girl?

>>37095454
The person in the right is a black man, dude.

i'm not zoophile , and bestiality is wrong

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>>37093147
>What do?
Spend the afternoon probing that anus with my tongue

>pic related is how I would feel afterwards

>>37093434
At some point you'll probably have to tie her up and call her a nigger. Black chicks who fuck white guys are usually into that sort of thing.

>>37095880
but it has 'best' in the title, genius

Pure black women have the faces of men.
Shit's nasty.

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>>37096171
Pretty hot for a dude senpai

>>37093147
call the police and tell them my realtor kidnapped three-fifths of a person

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>>37096362

Yeah, nothing gets my bp purring like broad shoulders, large hands, heavy jaw, chin, and brow, adam's apple, and AA cup chest with chiseled abs.

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>>37096460
>These edited drawn images will surely prove that black girls are ugly!
Go to bed

>>37096494
wtf I love miscegenation now
I want to fuck that Negro

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>>37096681
Good lad. Bria Myles is high test as fuck.

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>>37096494

The images are for comedy, there is no need for proof as it immediately becomes apparent they are ugly the moment one has the misfortune of seeing one.

>>37096460
>t. low-t beta cuck

>>37093572
this, give me a nice snow bunny.

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Shablagoobly goo

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>"What do you mean you don't like black girls anon? I really think I like you though..."

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>>37097194
>tfw no THICC black gf to have raceplay sex with

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>>37097194
>you know, it's just the way they smell, look, talk, and think
>nothing personal but just as I prefer women over dudes, I prefer women who look like women over women who look like dudes and smell bad

>>37097194
I'm afraid the button on those jeans is going to burst and kill me

Can you please go away

>>37093147
Leaving behind a filthy worthless nigger at my new home isn't a gift.

I'd find a way to sue them.

>>37097492

You could use it to clean your house or lock it in the closet for a little glory hole action when needed.

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>>37093147
Call the fucking police and get whoever's responsible arrested, there's no telling what they could do to me if they're willing to do this.

>>37093434
She wants you to be the slave master and her to be the slave. You have to force her to tend to your garden and do your laundry, while making your food. Then she only gets to sleep in the garage, and she just does chores all day. Of course, if she happens to mate with another slave, the children will also be your slaves.

It's got nothing to do with sex.