>Go to class >See cutie girl on first day >Immediately

>>37088171
>thinks he falls in love when he's just lonely and horny
Because you're an retard

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>>37088171
>See qt girl at the gym and super market a few times
>Manage to small talk with her a little bit
>Say to my self "that's it, next time I see her I ask for her name"
>Literally feel mentally ready for this
>Never see her agian.

JUST

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Bump for OP
safe original bump

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>mustard the courage

Holy shit

>>37089076

it was a pun

originally

>1st year at uni just ended
>realized I didn't make any friends
>didn't talk to a single girl
I don't mind it that much, but parents just want me to go out once in a while.
Good thing I didn't bother looking for jobs for the summer so hopefully I don't have to step outside in the next 4 months.

>>37089671
>don't have to step outside in the next 4 months.

lmao, you're gonna be a total basket case after such a long hibernation

>>37089671
Are you originally me by any chance?

Friendly reminder that love and attraction are two seperate things.

>>37089710
I hibernated for 8 months, true neet life, and finished my studies after that EZ pizi.
It works sometimes...

>>37088284

that's happened to me a few times lmao. It sucks when a qt you might've had a chance with gets lost in the sands of time...

>>37089756

okay, but did you have a fulfilling social life?

>>37089782
Just where do you think you originally are?

>>37089782
>social life
People actually want this?

>>37089744

True, but sex with a committed gf is better that random one night stands.

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>>37088171
You're saving yourself the infinite pit of despair of rejection. You did the right thin OP. I would've done the same infact I'm so far gone I wouldn't even dare to consider us as a couple in my mind so I would never arrive at the situation you did. Stay celibate OP. It's really for your own good.

>>37089836
I meant *than

typo lol

>>37089843

OP here, I'm not celibate and I lost my virginity at 18 (I'm now 20)

I LOVE sex, but I'm not really social so I don't get laid as much as I want. Last time I fucked a girl was about a month ago, and that was after a 3 month dry spell :/

Honestly tho I mostly want a comfy cuddly gf now

>>37088196
And you need to an hero

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>>37089911
hehe...he...he...
ReeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37089911
You fucking parasite I hope you get hit by a bus tommorrow morning and survive only to go into an insurmountable amount of debt and living life as a cripple. You sad pathetic little shit I actually thought we were equals for a second. I sympathized with you. LEAVE MY FUCKING BOARD YOU NORMALSHIT.

>>37088171
Hold your breath, walk towards her, count down from 3 to 0, and then spout out what ever suave love poetry you came up with

>>37089989

Aside from the fact that I've had sex, I'm really not a normie at all

>brb no friends
>brb haven't had a full time girlfriend in a year
>brb got fired from my part time job because I got into a fight with some mexican dude who worked there cause he always bullied me
>brb parents on my back, always asking where my life is going

I might not be full robot, but I'm at least a cyborg

>>37089911
Go kill yourself fucking dumb nigger cock-sucking normalfag piece of shit for daring to post in here like "oh wow look at me i'm totally like you sometimes I get scared when I need to talk to gurlz".
You have no fucking idea how much I want to shit in your fucking mouth and piss in your eyeballs.

>>37089994

This is good advice, I'm saving this. Thanks bro

PROTIP: she was looking at you because he obviously caught you looking at her so many times that you made her uncomfortable

>>37090165

nah, I can tell when women are uncomfortable around me and when they want me

plus I'm pretty sure women know that at least 80% of the guys in their lives want to fuck them.

>>37090076

lol I have a weird mental hangup where I can talk to average looking chicks just fine, but the hot Stacies turn make me melt