/britfeel/

>>37085906
first for spermies

BritNormie, if you see this (and if 4chan ever works this evening) I have a question

>>37085966
>It's a "O BritNormieo, BritNormieo, where art thou, BritNormieo?" episode

Some might say
We will find a brighter day

What are you huffing/smoking/drinking tonight?
I have some cannabis, and way too much valium as I'm coming to understand - here was me thinking they were bunk.

holy shit it actually got posted, I'd actually given up and thought it error'd again

got sent home today becuase of a strike duno how to feel about it

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It's a Worf episode lads

Just had a twister ice lolly. A lime one to be exact.

It hit me right in the childhood. Like my uncle used to.

What other treats are we nostalgic for /britfeel/?

>>37086102
Why weren't you on the picket line?

>>37086123
>What other treats are we nostalgic for /britfeel/?
Human kindness and Daim bars

>>37086123

The absence of a feeling of intense dread

>>37086136
i'ed rather be working tbqh

>>37086150
Can't you scab?

>>37086112
i remember that episode, there screaming the warn that a warrior is entering the arfterlife or something like hat right?

>>37086154
apparently not, might have somthing to do with me being agency

>>37086178
Exactly right. Klingons are to be feared even in death.

>>37086123
Jubblies

And then using the empty carton on the backwheel of your bike to make it sound like a motorbike

Another day /working construction/ to be honest lads. Out of my extensive experience of such work, brickies seem to be the happiest, stress-free lot in the work place, I've never seen a stressed brickie yet. Got to envy that t b h.

>>37086112
Worf was such a fucking klingaboo.

He was raised by humans, in a human home in a human city on a human planet. He went to human schools, learned human culture and eventually went on to join the human empire.
And yet all that time he does nothing but whine about how being a klingon means people don't understand him and he doesn't understand anyone else's strange human ways.

>>37086214
dont even carry thre own bricks around anymore and the money is good

>>37086123

Spangles. I'm an oldfag and you're probably too young to know what I'm talking about.

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>>37086214
Laying bricks all day must be one of the most boring, soul destroying things ever though

Heaven forbid if you have to carry the bricks yourself also

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how can I meet Rachel Riley?

is it hard to get good at Countdown so i can be a contestant?

this is urgent lads

>>37086234
>klingaboo.
howling with laughter tbqh

who knew that failure to acquire healthy male socialisation and establish communication with the opposite sex lead to such alienating feelings of abnormality and intense suicidal feelings


I don't even understand what girls are anymore
I feel emasculated and outmanned by teenagers whose confidence and assertiveness are totally alien to me

>>37086234
actually its fairly obvious that he is the writers way of showing that they do not believe multiculturalism cannot work, and they are right, despite him being raised like a human, he aligns with his race and will constantly go on about it, its pretty smart if you think about it since is true

>>37086259
Absolute state of the yoof dem

I'm on the dole and my advisor says I have to apply for a job at the a local food firm for an IT position they have.

Thing is, I worked for this firm about five years ago and was let go after six months after financial trouble. I asked for a reference from them when I went uni and they took it as a chance to slag me off to where I applied to. My uni thought this was nasty and rang them up to complain and used my name.

I tried to tell my advisor this and they threatened me with a sanction. I'm now writing a CV and cover letter for a workplace who already knows me hates me.

>>37086259
her body is spectacular. If anybody wants to contribute any better photos, you have my (you).

What do you think would happen if nudes/porn of her leaked?

>>37086272
This is how prison gay starts lad

Start to see traps as surrogate women, but deep down you know they're male so easy to relate

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>>37086284
>despite him being raised like a human, he aligns with his race and will constantly go on about it, its pretty smart if you think about it since is true
I cant tell if the Klingons are a commentary on blacks or Muslims

>>37086259
Is the guy on the end a student or teacher? He looks like he's both 15 and 45.

>>37086284
and then there was that time he fucking killed somone because MUH HONOR and picard didnt even do anything about it

>>37086300
Stop complaining, stop making excuses and get a job you lazy turd.

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>>37086300

>dont apply
>tell the bennies monkeys that you have applied

>>37086300
Maybe the people have changed, turnover is pretty high in retail

>>37086307
>>>/hr/2888609

>>37086316
>>37086322
he is non whites in general, they are incompatible with us and they will never be able to integrate because they dont want to, hopefully the day can come where we can depot non whites en masse

>>37086322

> picard didnt even do anything about it

ni- klingons gonna kling, he knew that

>>37086310
I'm too shy to even approach trannies

>>37086333
The jobcentre now monitor your jobsearch activity on their website. They can now track when you use the site, how long for, what you search for and click on, and if you apply.

It is truly suffering.

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Post waifu
>tfw you know she will never been mine
>or real

>>37086346
Met her when she was in uni, had no idea who she was at the time obviously.

>>37086371

how long before someone makes a script?

Was hanging out with a minor celebrity and relative of a major celebrity today at work lads. Feeling the starpower.

REEEEEEEE NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS A NEW BRITFEEL FU POLEABOO

>>37086300
Nothing to worry about mate, you know you're not going to get the job anyway. This way your advisor is happy you applied, and you are happy you didn't get it.

>>37086388
Universal Jobsmatch is an extension for Google Chrome as none of us could code for shit on Firefox. It'll apply for EVERYTHING. Companies hate it because they're inundated with inappropriate applications. ;^)

>>37086381
Each fortnight you have a appointment to discuss your job search. They'd ask you about all the shit the bot clicked on.

>>37086399
Who was it?

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>>37086371
They are fucking terrible for harassing people

Im on part time bennies working some zero hour shit but im bombarded with letters every week

>we have over paid you and need it all back
>idgaf if you work nights your sign on time is 11am
>please come and see us for a work focused interview
>and another
>and another
I can already feel them trying to force me into some 40 hour week for 50 quid

"Valuable experience anon!"

>>37086006
that's wherefore you illiterate dickhole

>>37086451
>Who was it?

I cannot tell you that but I can tell you his relative is famous England football player and is frequently on Match of The Day.

>>37086480
Wherefore doesn't make sense in that context though

>>37086451

Timmy Lester and Will Dandervilles cousin.

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>>37085906
>Don't worry, I'll get rid of those vile and icky brown people
>All you need to do first is let me spy on you and privatize everything
>Do you really need all that pron and free speech? Think of how /pol/ will treat gb flags!
>You know I generally care...

>>37086284
Everyone else seems to manage just fine in the federation, though.

It's just Klingons and Bajorans who refuse to integrate.

>>37086519
>don't forget to work 0 hour contracts goy
>good experience isn't it!

>>37086540
bajorans were cucks tbqh

>>37086480
Lay on, Macduff.

>>37086492
>>37086480
>>37086006

Let's get shakespearian lads

>A robot by any other name would still be a NEET
>Desdemona BLACKED

So, lads, who are you going to vote for a PRESIDENT in our PRESIDENTIAL general election? PRESIDENT May or PRESIDENT Corbyn.

Their parties are completely irrelevant, after all. It's a vote for personality.

>>37086541
>Come on goym, Sargon and PJW endorsed me. They really care for the average Brit.
>One is a liberal! So even liberals should vote conservative.

>>37086560
are you triggered anon? Do you need to lie down?

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU

>>37086560
As someone who has been NEET a decade, and has no option of middle class employment, my only option is Paki lover Corbyn.

>>37086259
who is the fit blonde in the middle?

Been stoned for a solid week lads

>>37086142
>nostalgic for DAIM bars

Underaged detected

>>37086519
may love muslims, niggers and jews, its fucking disgusting, she is perfectly happy with destroying this country and the people here, importing non whites and fucking us over, i will never understand ethnomasochists who hate themselves and their kind

>>37086469
They made me do an unpaid placement at my local B&M last year for two weeks. I was such a fuckup because of my social anxiety that the manager told me I didn't have to come in after the first few hours and he'd tell the jobcentre I'd been there for the two weeks.

>>37086601
Fucking pathetic sort it out lad

>>37086604
I'm 30. I had one in my lunch everyday for school.

>>37086617
Well I'm nearly out of weed, so it'll sort itself out.

>>37086604
I'm in my 30s and remember having daim bars as a young child

What you banging on about?

>>37086605
All the parties do. There's no way out. They all want to open the floodgates.

>>37086631
Till you're bored and require more. No better than a junkie lad

>>37086042
Where do you get valium lad?

Drinking wine tonight as always :^)

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Welp. I officially have no friends. My only remaining 'friend' has now aired all my calls and messages. Seen he has a ton of other friends from college on his Facebook, uploading a ton of pics, making posts about how much he loves them. But all my contact is rejected. So what is next? I can't make friends anymore either.

>>37086669
>facebook

you deserve everything you get

>>37086609
Well played anon, well played. Free slave labour, it's disgusting.

>>37086669
its ok lad, i lost my last friend when he move to a different country and hasn't messaged me since he's been back

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>>37086597
Rachel Riley Countdown host

>>37085906
Baizou or "white left" is used generally to describe those who "only care about topics such as immigration, minorities, LGBT and the enviroment" and have "no sense of real problems in the real world" they are "hypocritical humanitarians who advocate for peace and equality only to "satisfy their own feeling of moral superiority" They are "obsessed with political correctness" to the extent that they "tolerate backwards Islamic values for the sake of multiculturalism"; they believe ion the welfare state that benefits only the idle and the free riders" they are the "ignorant and arrogant westerners" who pity the rest of the world and think that they are saviours

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>>37086705
forgot my pic or based XI

>>37086662

From some bloke, obviously.

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>>37086702
>only posting half the pic

>>37086605
I think it is basically opposite but the same as the Jews

Jews love multiculturalism because throughout their people's history they have never had a homeland, so wherever they are, when Nationalism takes hold, it threatens their whole being.

Europeans have always had a homeland so are complacent to being a minority and with news, media and politics how it is today has made any sort of Nationalism for themselves off limits. So they replace their own Nationalism with nationalism with a cause that is allowed (so LGBT rights, Feminism, Palestine, Islam, etc, etc) while still being so complacent about themselves they end up self loathing and when you combine these two it equates to national and ethnic suicide.

But that's just my opinion.

>>37086609
Give us a quick rundown of the events from you walking into the store, and being told to go home, please

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>>37086123
werther's and these

can anyone else feel the paradigm shift approaching?
I've been feeling really strange for the last few months and the feeling is getting stronger
something BIG is going to happen I feel it

>>37086779
No you've just been on /pol/ too long

watching that program about the pedo paki's in Rochdale lads. absolutely disgusting.

anybody else seen it? it's actually really difficult to watch.

>>37086776
You can still buy them.

>>37086779
hahahha fuck off lad. are you taking the piss? this new age bollocks is bull shit. they are always chatting about an energy shit. time and time again they have been proven wrong.

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Worf getting called out for being an uncle tom lads

>>37086779
im hoping it becomes legal to kill non whites, but i know thats not realistic, i am hoping that within the next 50 or so years we can at least start trying to rebuild ourselves as a nation and deporting non whites back to africa/pakistan/india/where ever

>>37086779
Totally. Ron Paul told me it was going down next Tuesday.

>>37086234
reeeee mummy i'm klingon now, y-you don't understand...baka! now replicate me some tendies or i'll cut you with my nippon steel bat'leth REEE

He posts a lot of this shit doesnt he lads?

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>>37086876
>replicate me some tendies

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>dieting for coming up on 2 weeks now
>just put my hand against my face and my skin is stone cold

n-no pain no gain

torn between buying valium or xanax. what should i get lads?

>>37086888

Who posts a lot of what?

>>37086868
in skengs we trust, big black rusty ones. bust shots from this 9 until the undies come. where the ops at? im trying to smoke me one

>>37086876
replicator technologny would completely crash the good boy point economy

>>37086850
Worf had a hard life.

Bullied by humans before he joined starfleet and then bullied by literally every alien that comes aboard.

The episode where he saves that tribe with his brother is one of my favourites.

>>37086929
>valium
this one

>>37086929
Xanax is good cheaper too

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>>37086779
Milk Cat 51

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How has Wednesday been for you lads?
Any good stories?

- PM Kev x

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Really liked this episode lads. Have to admit the 1st season is hit and miss.

>>37086939
t. leftie

he was lucky to be raised in such good circumstances, he should be grateful rather than spitting in the faces of the people who raised him

I just got like 5 win streak in hearthstone lads

>>37086969
I saw a poster for a local wrestling event but you're not on it.

>>37086888
are you talking to me?
fuck off i dont even post here that often
i'm getting really fucking sick of cunts like you
WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG? WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT MY APPEARENCE?
fucking cunts laughing at me and looking at me and talking about me in real life, now there's cunts posting about me on 4chan, my one and only escape?
Fuck off
Fuck off
Fuck offffffffffff cunt

>>37086983
>spitting in the faces of the people who raised him
He's always siding with the federation what are you talking about?

>>37086992
Does anyone knows Kevs schedule I would I loe to go see him.

>>37086779
While many are dismissing you as /pol/ or something like that. I do feel some sort of big change happening. Not sure if it's something /pol/ would like or not but I feel something to due to happen.

Maybe it's just me thinking Brexit will cause some amazing glory days Empire revival, might be something else.

>>37086954
>plsdontban

lmao. Milk cats desperation. So that's where he's been.

>>37086954

Notice, how the image title reads as a plea to those who be, to allow them passage to perform their actions.

Given the poster posts the image and caption, despite this message, goes to show the level of conviction of the poster.

A ban would simply serve to act as martyrdom to a spirit that is persistent.

>>37087001
see the posts here friendo
>>37086234
>>37086284
>>37086316

>>37087007
He seems to wrestle mostly in the north east for AOW. Not sure if he wrestles outside that

>>37086779
Not really. Everything is just on its usual downward spiral into oblivion. Nothing new.

>>37086935
>friend of mine is convinced aliens exist
>says they're here for the gold
>says this because its super rare
>I tell him its likely that there is probably a planet that rains gold out there and why would they bother
>tells me I don't realise how rare gold truly is
>I make a secondary point that if aliens are here and so advanced its likely they have some form of replicator and could justshit gold out using other pieces of matter
>wags his finger at me
>"you'll be surprised to find out how rare gold actually is anon"


Stupid fucking cunt is infuriating

>>37086762
Basically the jobcentre told me the previous week that I was going to be put on a two week placement my local B&M and that I'd be working 9-5:30 shifts each day for that period doing undisclosed tasks. My uniform would be provided for me that day.

I get there early and make sure I look neat and tidy. I have pretty bad social anxiety but I tried to make an effort because if I got 'fired' I get sanctioned. The manager greets me and tells me I'd be stacking shelves for the two week. Simple enough. All the work involves is taking boxes of products out of the storage room, unpacking their contents and filling the shelves.

I refill shelves for about two hours until I'm approached by a customer who asks me where they can find the energy drinks. I tell him I'm new and I'm not sure where they are, and that perhaps it was a better if they asked another member of staff. The customer (man in his late thirties who looks like your average Jeremy Kyle guest) tells me that I'm fucking useless and asks to see the manager. I continue to refill shelves as he waits behind me and shouts at me. I'm too scared to move and I don't see any other employees around me. This lasts for a few minutes until my manager walks into the aisle I'm working in and sees me, talks to the man and when he's gone to find his energy drink, brings me to the staff room and 'dismisses' me.

BIG things rarely happen. Just lots of little things and before you know it the world has changed.

Ian Brady referred to his murders as "happenings" when speaking or writing about them

was he a 4channer?

>>37087001
He abandoned his Federation commission to go fight in a Klingon civil war just to clear his father's name.
He never knew his father. He never met his father. He didn't even realise he had a brother until shortly before that whole mess. And his brother had just changed his name and joined some other Klingon family to escape the shame.

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>>37087007
Got you covered like a pin count.

- PM Kev x

>>37086983
>just pull your bootstraps up
>just be yourself

Jesus fucking christ m8. Kill yourself.

>>37087022
>see these posts here
Okay and I'll tell you why every single one is nonsensical and written by "race realist" retards rather than people that have watched Star Trek.

>>37086234
Has a point but there's a pivotal episode where Worf realises that he's more than Klingon, his race, and allies himself with the federation and tells the Klingons to fuck off.

>>37086284
>>37086316
Nonsensical race realist shite.

TL;DR If you consider yourself an adult, yet you're unable to understand the themes present in Star Trek then you honestly need to end it all.

>>37087054
Gold is just a malleable metal with some alright conductive properties. Even as a material, it's not all that useful.
It can go into a few electronics but its not like you need much of it.

It's not even that high up on the periodic table so it'll be pretty common in the universe.

>>37087058

I find this to be quite an insightful remark.

>>37087108
heres another post someone made as well blowing you the fuck out >>37087078, you don't even try to argue or debate, you just scream and insult, this is why you lose nigger/paki/ethnomasochist

>>37087058
What would people say the last BIG thing was?

9/11? Does feel the world changed after that.

>>37087073
Might not be, since terms like good or bad happenings existed before 4chan used it for everything

>>37086828
Yeah man watched it this morning.

Suprisingly uncucked for the BBC

>>37087054
i have a friend who believe earth is flat and all the other classic retard shit. i barely speak to him anymore for obvious reasons. you're best just ignoring him or telling to him to study politics and history. most of the conspiracy shit is because of peoples pure ignorance of a subject. people like your mate think they know some secret knowledge and it makes them feel powerful.

>>37087129

Brexit desu

want to kill myself again lads, don't know what to do

>>37087088
Having been to a wrestling event, I can confirm that the proceedings ARE as homoerotic as this poster would suggest.

>>37087057

If this is true, I would make a formal complaint to both the Job Centre (for making you work that number of hours for what I assume to be your JSA amount) and also to the company for being so unprofessional and unaccommodating, despite getting free labour.

I am an adviser myself and this is disgusting behaviour that needs to be dealt with.

>>37086635
>>37086623
Fucking liars. Daim bars have only been around for a few years.

my mum making me see a "careers adviser" next week. i'm dreading it.

>>37087163

Time for a slight bit of perspective lad.
Has this been acute?
Have previous episodes passed?

If so, understand that your current condition is temporary, and will resolve itself over time - boost time in hobbies or exercise.

That's what works over here.

>>37087143
I bet they had no choice. If they tried to show their usual BBC bias, they would have been ripped the fuck out the day after. Not what they want when discussion about getting rid of the TV license gets louder each year.

>>37087088
I don't see a time, when do thee thing start, might be a tight making it to newcastle after work.

>>37087183
Good

>>37087129
Trump I dont think we'll be able to fully see the change for a few years

>BNP Branch I was in was 8% non-white
>Area covered by that branch was 6% non-white

>>37086779
Casual racism towards white people is becoming common place. It's only a matter of time before a white far-right terror group is formed to resist

>>37087196
They're useless (or they wouldn't have a job as a careers adviser)

Don't worry about it, they'll just ask you questions about what you want to do, and maybe have you do some silly aptitude test showing you careers you might be suited for

>>37087014
>>37087016
Got permanently banned for evading the robot lads. I told them I'd stop posting the cat if they unban but I can't live like that

>>37087242
>BNP Branch I was in was 8% non-white
how does that work then

>>37087224
I'd assume around 7pm. But it's newcastle-under-lyme. Some shithole between manchester and birmingham.

>>37087244
>he said fatly with his dick hanging out

>>37087254

It was about 50 people, 2 were Indians who hated pakis, 1 was filipino 1 was half chinese.

>>37087263
Ugh, it would be a bitch to get there, I was planning on the train

>>37086828
>>37087143
what program is it lads, wouldn't mind giving it a watch

>>37087263

It'd be much easier to refer to it as 'by stoke'

>>37087278
And most white members were ok with that?

>>37087224
First picture is 7pm
Second picture is 6pm

>>37087194
daim bars have been around since kraft took over in 2012. they used to be called dime bars back in ye olde times. it was renamed in the 90's in most countries but was still called dime over here
t. dime bar lovin motherfucker

>>37087251

How asinine.
The thesis of the post is to highlight - especially on a unique board - that there will always be ways around set rules.

While innocuous, it shows that a slight modification within the post, just skirting along these rules, is living both inside and outside these rules.

Though, these moderators are unlikely to delve into such ideas and profundity.

>>37087300
Wasn't BNP more anti muslim than anti non white?

>>37087126
The entire point of the Redemption arc was that Worf was looking for his place in the universe. Joining a war he doesn't believe in because he has nothing else going for him. It's made especially clear that Worf realises his home is the Enterprise at the end of the episode but his pride makes him go through with leaving anyway.

It's a very common theme in literature so I'm led to believe you're either uncultured or mentally stunted.

The irony that you linked a post that proves my point is rather funny. Looks like you blew yourself out m8, now do us a favour and blow what little brains you have out.

>>37087251
You're a cheeky little cunt I'll give you that mate

>>37087244
Wouldn't happen. Unlike the extreme terror groups of other races and religions, we would actively go after ours and squash it out before it did any actual damage.

Ey up boyos. Who's up for some D&D then? We've had a little bit of a chat so far and there's a DM interested, 1-2 players with a bit of experience under their belts and we're looking for another couple of lads and we can push on with a game. One interested party talked about being a mage but nothing's set in stone. I can play pretty much anything. Open to suggestions.

>>37087300
Yeah most were, the filipino was basically someone's mail order bride. The half chink was a bit strange, he was a hapa elliot rodger type, the Indians were really based.

>>37087345
>>37087244
I'm gonna have a gamble and call samefagging

>>37087338
t. ethnomasochist happy with destroying his country because non whites are just sooooooo cool!

>>37087227
Nah. They'll impeach him and everything will return to the status quo.
Very little changes these days because change is unprofitable. Any big change causes investors to panic and money starts vanishing from reality.
The slow decline of western civilisation is better for business.

Pro-White is a Code Word for Pro-Racist

>>37087355
I'll play, I have a job thought, and I've never played any pen and paper games before.

>>37087363
Country is already destroyed.

>>37087251

I got banned for operation ganges, evaded, got banned again and just rode the 2nd ban out.

>>37087330
They were ripped apart by the media and stopped being about anything.

lads, why do some people hang bags of dog shit from trees? is it a passive agressive type thing?

>>37087364
>They'll impeach him
will they though. It doesnt seem that easy.

>>37087363
I like how you managed to redact my post into that sentence.

Must take some real intellect to come to such conclusions ;^)

>>37087362
Pretty shitty gamble, lad.

>>37087382

Yeah, pretty spot on there.

>>37087393
They're little presents. You can take one home, plant it, and grow your own doggo.

>he's not been online
probably dead

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>>37087435

My fucking sides

bloxo cubes

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>>37087322
>>>37087251
>How asinine.
>The thesis of the post is to highlight - especially on a unique board - that there will always be ways around set rules.
>While innocuous, it shows that a slight modification within the post, just skirting along these rules, is living both inside and outside these rules.
>Though, these moderators are unlikely to delve into such ideas and profundity.
Counting each post / changing one character is going to look like evading Robot
How do they pick stuff up unless someone reports it ?

>>37087387
No worries. Regarding schedules I work at odd times too. We'll organise to fit around everyone. I bet you have a general inkling about what you'd like to do in a standard fantasy setting though? On the most basic level you have a spellcaster - tend to be glass cannons, good area of effect/ mob control. You have your tank, who'll be the big guy that stands in the way. A DPS guy, usually a rogue. Also fragile but not as much as a mage. Finally a cleric. He's your healer. However, unlike the healsluts you see online they tend to be heavily armoured guys who are able to take a punch and keep the rest vertical.

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>>37086380

Why does everyone else walk so slowly

I miss driving to work

Fucking pedestrians

>bragging about not stuffing your face for a whole 2 weeks
>is cold
hate you

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just remembered the urologist said I looked like a young bob dylan after fondling with my penis and balls for 5mins infront of a young student doctor. Also used the term "willy" was a bit wierd

>>37087440
i heard he was last seen at the local pet store trying to free a chinchilla

O BritNormie! Wherefore art thou, BritNormie!

>>37087440
hes dating sakulad

>>37087537
Why were they fondling your balls?

>>37087143

It's one of the hardest things I've watched in a long time. It makes you realise how fucking terrible it was for the girls involved. I was also surprised at how they didn't pull any punches when it came to the perpetrators.

It's horrific that it's still going on now, despite there being several high profile cases of it. I don't think it'll ever stop.

I mean, I'm not saying white people don't sexually abuse vulnerable teens but the Pakistani gangs seemed to make it a very calculated thing, on a huge scale.

>>37087537
Are you sure he was a urologist?

>>37087501
Probably thinking about how much they want to sync with your Nymph.

>>37087579
>Why were they fondling your balls?
He was just being neighbourly.

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>>37087501
oh thank you
Please post waifus
I am thinking about taking the noose to the next phase
I know she will be good to me

>>37087358
You know it's funny, my brother used to be in the BNP even though he barely passes as white and I certainly dont.

>>37087491
Yeah, I get the standard idea, I just have never played and don't know most of the rules.
Do you have an email or anything to contact about playing?

>>37087575
That would be good.They both seem like good lads

>>37087537
Was this doctor registered?

>>37087143
>>37087585
I know I couldn't handle it personally. I'm not going to say anything that could get me v& but, you know. I disapprove quite strongly and I'm sure most people do as well.

>>37087585
>they didn't pull any punches when it came to the perpetrators.
really? They didnt shy from the race/religion aspect?

>be suicidal mentalist
>get sectioned
>mental hospitals are as bad as you think they are
>oldish old man kept asking me to touch his balls because he thought he had cancer, would cry and tell me his balls are being sucked inside his belly
>some other man left the toilet door unlocked and i walked in on him cleaning a pile of shit off the floor, i rarely saw him during the day, but he would scream and shout and cry all night
>schizophrenic guy would stand outside for hours on end staring at the sky and jumping in joy whenever he saw "aliens". One day he managed to escape and was brought back by the police 7 hours later.
>some young lad would walk up and down the corridor all day, every day blasting what sounded like electronic remixes of opera from the minute he woke up until the minute he went to sleep (usually on the floor)
>old bipolar guy thought he was an angel and believed if he wrote stuff down it would become true - dozens of notes everywhere with stuff like "i want to win the lottery" and "i want a pretty girlfriend" written on them
>schizophrenic guy would walk around talking to himself non-stop, occasionally threatening to kill people, he would also chain smoke cigarettes indoors and the nurses would just let him do it
>2 very old schizophrenic men would sit in the recreation room and belt out the same 3 football songs over and over again until they passed out (one of them had a nice voice tbf)
>old robot guy was in there, didn't shower or change his clothes for weeks, would put out his cigarettes by pressing them on his hands, he got sectioned for jumping in front of a car in a suicide attempt, he was actually a really nice guy desu, only one that wasn't fucking mental

If i ever plan to an hero again, i shan't fail. I will NOT go back to the mental hospital again, what a fucking horror show.

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>tfw considering going on that birthright israel trip thing because apparently it's a free trip where you just have to pretend you're jewish

>>37087624
There's a discord. However, I'm waiting to for a couple more people and for the guy who runs it to drop the room details and we can discuss it there.

>>37087669
What if they check your cock for proof?

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>>37087579
he pulled down my penis (which the foreskin doesn't retract so it hurt like fuck) then he said "I'll check these while we're at it" and had a feel of my balls, all infront of a young cute student doctor
>>37087588
>>37087645
I think so, I mean it was at the hopsital and he booked a circumcision which I never went to

>>37087660

Not at all. The fact of it is, the men were Pakistani. So far it hasn't really mentioned religion but I don't suppose religion had much to do with it.

>>37087669
What about the cock check lad?

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>>37086380
yeah but it's good to dream lad

I'm a slut for the (you)

>>37086828
Imagine how those little white girls wiggled as Pakistanis gentlemen stretched them out

>>37087668
I just managed to get out of being sectioned once, sounds like the effort was worth it if that's the kind of environment you have to live with while in there.

>>37087708
Good on you son, dont let those filthy jews mutilate your dick

>>37087704
>>37087717
>implying I'd even get close to fucking some jewess

state of you lads

Today I at from McDonald's - a sausage and egg meal with Coke, a bacon roll meal with orange. For lunch I had a cheeseburger happy meal with a spare cheeseburger, for din dins it was a California chicken meal thingy that tasted like pork scratchings.

>>37087668
Hope it goes well
Seen such places as family are often sectioned
Please look after yourself lad and do whatever you can to avoid getting sectioned Are Mental Health services able to help you always pissed me off they they just arent able to help till it gets to late
You take care of yourself lad

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The state of some of these ST villians lads

>>37087713
tell me more im edging on an industrial scale

Just went the kitchen for some crisps. Saw a big red walkers bag. In my hand went, searching for cheese and onion. No cheese and onion lads, its a 14 pack ready salted, I'm being abused.

>>37087708
>I mean it was at the hopsital

Are you sure anon? Because it doesn't sound like it

>>37087740
only 1
you're easy to please

>>37087708
did you get a boner? be honest now

>>37087314
Dime =/= Daim

You got caught out you underaged kiddy

>tfw want to be helpful but nobody wants my help

It's a stressful, soul crushing, feel

>>37087747
Let it fuel ur hate, get out the bedroom and fight. Or come up with a robot way to make em pay

>>37087785
Why not (two)?

>>37087794
There's a dozen robots a thread that need help.

>>37087769
Not him, but I been there, what a comfy reply. All the best x

>>37087747
Anyone have that industrial scale amount of pasta?

>>37087813
I was meaning in real life, I do help here when I have something useful to say desu.

>>37087783
I'm 90% sure it was, It was my third time leaving the house in 2015-2016 (And it was like september, first time I left the house after that long period was to vote leave, second time to see the GP who reffered me) so I was in a panicy haze
>>37087787
I was a bit worried about that but I'd already had my female GP (with a male doctor watching cause they require that appreantly) pull down on it. It hurts too much and I was too panic'd for it to happen. Maybe if the student doctor got closer

>>37087435
How do I know which doggo i'm going to get? is it a crap shoot?

>>37087783
W-well the hospital was on a industrial estate but it all looked legit.
There wasn't any medical equipment in the room which seemed a bit strange, but he assured me it was to help keep germs out,which i thought was a good idea. And he said the video camera was to help with a medical vlog he was doing

>>37087824
Here you go, lad. There's one with more towns that have had Paki rape gangs but I can't find that one, so here's the shorter one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

Oxford: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11447263/Oxford-sex-grooming-ring-Police-dont-have-time-to-keep-girls-safe.html
Keighley: http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11443422.28_men_arrested_in_Keighley_grooming_gang_probe/
Rochdale: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11444671/Ten-charged-in-Rochdale-child-grooming-investigation.html
Bristol: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-30078503
Telford: http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2013/05/10/horror-of-telford-girls-sex-abuse-ordeal/
Birmingham: http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-force-west-9151006#ICID=sharebar_twitter
Wycombe: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22626994
Harrow: http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/news/local-news/colindale-brothers-mohammad-imran-shabbir-6240834

>>37087797

Fuck that, I want in on the action.

>>37087771
Wasn't that one of the god-like creatures? I think they get a pass for looking weird.

i'm okay now
keep getting intense bouts of deja vu feeling and it properly scares the shit out of me every time
everything looks weird now, i can't describe it, every object in the world looks "off"

the fuck is happening to me, lads
i can't even find comfort with my friends because they feel robotic

You could give us a few quid m8

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>>37087771
REEEEEE AND IT KILLED MUH WAIFU

>>37087909

Spoilers, lad!

>>37087883
Paki. Kys.

>>37087927
S-sorry everyone

>>37087895
derealisation/depersonalisation

commonly occurs with anxiety but is also prevalent in borderline personality disorder and other mental ailments.

What's your primary problem anon?

(I've been through dissociative symptoms like you describe and they suck ass).

mum got me menthol filters instead of extra slim filters
not best pleases

>>37087895
Ur getting older fampai.

>>37087895
this started happening to me after being shut in for a while, proper scary tbqh

>>37087957
Be grateful your mum even did that for you.

>>37087957
You get your mum to get you smoking supplies?

>>37087895
>tfw I am doing what I have already done and try to do it differently but thats how I did it before
>some days everything is just silver shiny and slips

>>37087933

KMS? With all that poon around? What are you a faggot?

Back in your bedroom lad, I'm off to McDo's for some "presents"

>>37087789
yeah mate i'm underage
take it you don't remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmgBsjL4WTQ

last exam today

>>37087909
Good.

That slut raped Data.

>>37087957
From this statement alone, its fact that mummy is trying to queer you in line with the Jew agenda :)

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>>37087950
>>37087895
feels like pics related

>>37087957
That's horrible, lad. You're making your mother get you poison that directly harms you. She must cry every time. But she can't stop getting them for you because then you would hate her and she would be alone anyway.

>>37087993

Here comes the summer lad

>>37087668
hope things work out for you lad

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>>37087895
>>37087950
>>37087966
>>37087982
>>37088009
and this oringalsnsf

Lads a brown kid called me a Jew today. What did he mean by this? I'm ethnically pure I swear, I even did a DNA test

>>37087789
woah another
you must remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqeGxMgVOHI

>>37087909
#JusticeForTasha

Crunchy on the outside....

>>37088085

Bet it took more than a couple of vodkas and a mobile phone top-up to get into her slacks.

I miss that edgy early 00's Nu Metal period.

>>37087990
They were called Dime bars up until 2012... not Daim.

Your underage has shown through

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>>37088052
I get Migraine Auras
Last quarter of an hour
Really Scary in traffic

>>37088105
Slacks - amerifag detected

>>37088150

I miss the patently near deaf people that thought "nu" sounded in any phonetic shape or form remotely like "new".

Well actually, I don't.

>>37088187

No lad, those are definitely slacks. Ask your mum.

>deciphered my parent's code lads
dad asking mum if he should shave is code for 'shall we have sex tonight'

>>37087596
>how much they want to sync with your Nymph.

I'd update her drivers if you know what I mean

>>37087878
Just watched some BBC show about Muslim rape gangs.

>>37088214
Gonna ask your mum if you should shave?

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Imagine the scenario

>You suddenly discover your neighbour was a murderer
>You have no knowledge of who they killed or why

How exactly does your opinion of them change

>>37088214

My dad used to ask mum if he could "rip one" (a CD I presume) "into her shitter" (must have been a pre iPad music player).

They meant the same, I think.

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>>37088240
I'm going to avoid going to the canal.

>>37088150
Me too desu. Or j just miss being 14.

>>37088030
i know how much of a scum bag i am, but don't worry - i punish myself accordingly

>>37087982
>>37087966
>>37087950
I pretty fucking terrifying, i've had it my whole life, but it's really fucking bad now
i feel zero emotion and sometimes it's so overwhelming literally everything scares the fuck out of me

Do any of you guys avoid mirrors because of it? I feel like i'm going to be sucked into the mirror

>>37088240
it doesn't
schrodingers murderer

>>37088209
My mum said ur an Amerifag and should leave a uk thread immediately nigger

>>37088224

Any good closeups?

>>37088155
>daim bars have been around since kraft took over in 2012
maybe I worded it wrong,
I did afterwards say
> they used to be called dime bars
and I also said
>it was renamed in the 90's in most countries but was still called dime over here
I think I worded that correctly, so i'm not sure where your confusion comes from m8

>>37088184
oh I get those. I just google imaged it and now my visions all funny..

thought it was my retina detaching or somehting

game over, big boner, i love homer, im a stoner

>>37088278

Your mum knows better, pinky.

>>37088254
Ur old man was a lad, I hope it's passed down laddy

THERE'S NO BLACK IN THE UNION JACK SO SEND THOSE NIGGERS BACK

>>37088303
Shit come back. Sort urself.

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Imagine the scenario

>You suddenly discover your neighbour was a murderer
>He walked in on a man in bed with his wife, he didn't kill him in a fit of rage then and there, but killed him 7 weeks later after careful planning


How exactly does your opinion of him change

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Corbyn voter comfirmed

>Tfw your dad married your mother who was his first gf, tfw this happens to all the males in the family
>tfw you fucked things up with what would have been your first gf because you're a coward


There goes the bloodline

I got so high, I scratched till I bled

>>37088318

To Tonbridge or whatever?

I suppose it would save the lads the price of a cab.

>>37088293
Sorry they are fucking annoying arent they
Really scares me when I get them outside on my own
Thankfully I only get them a few times a year

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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

>>37087393
Dog walkers do it a lot. If you have like 5 dogs to walk you don't want to hold 5 bags of shit as well as leads.

>>37088292
Nobody who ate dime bars would call them daim. You got found out kid, I'm embarrassed for you.

>>37088280
It was set afterwards. Dealing with the aftermath of not investigating the rape gangs. And going after them years later.

Called three girls.

Could have got cuter girls to play the characters imo

>>37088403
When are are dog owners going to start paying taxes for this shit

Cruise in a few days, living the dream on the bennies.

>>37088403
Should hang one of the dogs then.

>>37088426
When cyclists start waiting at red lights.

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Imagine the scenario

>A well liked britfeel user offers you a shag on the M5
>He invites to meet you at 8pm in costa coffee
>You arrive and engage in small talk
>you both shunt off to the disabled loo
>He pulls his jeans down, spreads his cheeks and presents his desusan
>The smell of his desusan, combined with his cock repulse you

What do you do?

>>37088403
Not him but, I thought it was a symbol of niggers (dog shit) hanging from trees.

>>37088423

Did they become semen demon sloots or clam jousters or anything?

>>37088447

Have myself committed because I clearly can't be trusted to not put myself in life threatening situations.

>>37088447
Offer to buy him a McDonalds I imagine. Seems only polite when he's drove all that way.

Any of you lads able to give me a pack of Transform-A-Snack?

>>37088459
>I thought it was a symbol of niggers (dog shit) hanging from trees.
What decade did you grow up in?

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>>37088350
If Corbyn leads us into the final frontier, he'll make sure we don't have any phasers or photon torpedoes and we'll be enslaved by Romulans before you can say 'there are four lights'.

Or Cardassians, whatever.

>>37088489
>grow up

It might happen in the 2030s

>>37088485
Pickled onion or redz m8?

>>37087895
I feel like other people aren't real sometimes. Happens when I haven't spoken to people irl other than my parents in over 3-4 weeks.

>>37088403
Sure, but why do you tie them to the branches? Why not just throw them?

>>37088447
>his desusan
His what, lad?

>>37088447
was this confirmed by marko or was he too embarassed?

>>37088565
Spicy plz

>>37088569
I get this a lot too, I don't know if its just autism or if most people are just retarded

>>37088447
/britfeel/ service station meetup when

>>37088576
confirmed by both posters, ssanon even paid for the mcdonalds they had

>>37088489
the year was 83, you?

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I have just counted 100 quid in change

Who else is rich?

>Haven't seen my dad in 16 years
>find his facebook
>try to add him as friend
>denied
>send him message
>no reply

Fucking hurts lads....

>>37088588
On the way back from a Sexy Kev match meet up.

>>37088571

Desusan, It's the male arsehole

>>37088576
He confirmed it in a post using his trip

>>37088418
ok fair enough you got me, best head off up to bed now it is a school night
but first I think i'll have a pack of starburst and a snickers
or should I call them opal fruits and a marathon bar
did you even read the post I initially responded to, the one where another anon said daim bar. baka lad

>>37088601
im terribly sorry blackbot

>>37088593
And you've always assumed dog shit hanging from trees symbolised black people? What would be the point?

>>37088601

Lucky escape lad. Believe me.

>>37088588

SS Anon has said that he'd be willing to meet me at Warwick services some time, I offered to buy him a coffee for his trouble.

>>37088570
Easier for council workers to clean up I guess. Also throwing a bag onto the grass could mean someone steps on it, it then bursts and goes all over your shoes.

>>37088626
> the one where another anon said daim bar
>tfw that was me and I only spelt it like that because I was in the corner shop earlier
Didnt expect this much debate

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>>37088580
30p, mates rates.

>>37088644
I don't mean a gay neetup lad. Just a meeting of autistic minds and poleaboo discission

>>37088595
pound coins are not change

>>37088638


It's a special thing.

Like in special school.

>>37088638
It is what it is, tell me ur explanation? Why is there dog shit hanging from trees?

>>37088674
25p and I'll let you take a full transformed snack from the pack.

>>37088583
A bit of both in my experience. Some people act like stereotypes. They look at tv, films and other ridiculous people and try to mimic them. Other times I'm too much of a sperg to have had similar experiences to other people. So I don't understand them as my life is very different to theirs and I'm assuming you are like this too.

>>37088675

It's not a gay meetup at warwick, although he did say he might have to depart during our meeting if he catches his eye on someone, and I said that's totally fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brMK8qy1kUI

SCREAMING N HOWLING

Is it too cheeky to have a mid-week fap lads, or should I save my load for the weekend?

>had a nice hot shower
>cleaned everything
>got out
>went to my room and got dressed
>had a wet fart
>back to the bathroom I went

Never trust a fart lads.

>>37088644
I'd meet around winch, no homo tho.

>>37088590
>>37088590
cheers lads, saw the one from SS anon I must have gone beddy byes before the confirmation from marko

Marko, SS Anon and BritNormie have all been absent from this thread

>>37087551
nah he hates chinchillas lad they shit everywhere "lock up all the chinchillas" was his motto

>>37087575
who?

>>37088711
Dog walkers or if they're far from a bin and dont want to carry shit around.