Anons who lost your virginity late (22+), how did you do it?

Why would you give up so closed to the ultimate rewards of magic?

What do you think? To a prostitute. At 26.

>>37080003
I passed 30 already, there are no rewards

>>37079990
Lost it at 28. Coworkers invited me to do acid with her and we ended up fucking. Haven't had sex since (3 years) but have gotten several blowjobs.

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>>37079990

I got into the gay meme. So I pretty much tried to look as much as a anime character, and fucked other femme guys who looked like anime characters.

Then I moved on to girls. It wasn't so hard, because I've allready fucked, despite it being gay.

You're to old to gay though. They only want handsome guys inside of them.

Fucked a coworker

>>37079990
Gave in and tried gay sex twice when I was 29 from a dating app. 36 now and haven't had sex since. Wish I was still a virgin. My future girlfriend can never know the truth

Is that...is that a junior soprano wojak

>>37079990
Got drunk at a bar, woke up in a girl's bed.

I'm hopeless otherwise, but apparently when I'm blackout drunk, I can really pick up girls. I just wish I could remember what happens.

>>37080635

Do twinkish boys only like other young guys like them.

I'm 24 do I have chances?

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>>37080747

If you can look some years younger in an attractive way then yes.

Try to look like this: Pic related

But do it in a modern way with clothes that the cool kids can agree upon are cool.

Like, instead of that wierd jacket thing, use a leather jacket. Istead of that white shirt, use a henley shirt. Also, try to get the face look by working your entire body, so that the muscles pull out your natural male structure and shape.

Going meme gay is about changing your life for the better. And actually get laid.

>>37080747
They only like twinks, or maybe else slim tall fitoboys.

>>37079990
I got lucky (in more than one way)

>>37080669
>junior soprano

lmfao thought the same thing famalam

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>>37080824

I'm like a 7 at best, I worked my way up from 4 in two years. I can get 10/10 asian twinks on grindr.

Delicious hairless asian twinks with lots of feminine features. Skin is so soft!

>>37080815

I kinda dress like that. Need to buy new pants though because I lost 13kg.

I workout almost everyday to the past 5 years. I am fit.

Thing is I am terribly scarred that some of my friends or family finds out...

Some time ago I was in a nightclub and a cute blonde guy younger than me for sure tried to hold my hand twice. But my friends were nearby so I sperged

>>37079990
a crazy bitch took a liking to me and hung around me constantly for a year or so, then she started kissing me one night and natural instinct kicked in

>>37080667
>Gave in and tried gay sex twice when I was 29 from a dating app.
you're a disgusting fucking faggot anon.

>>37080669
>>37080844
Is that a couple of cocking sucking newfags who should lurk more?

>>37079990
>25
>brother was seeing a girl
>fucked her
>broke up
>she started messaging me
>probably to be nosey about my brothers shit/make him jealous
>we got together
>been together for 5 years.
Divorcing her soon though.

>>37081063
did your brother/parents care?

>>37079990

> 37

jesus christ man I'm 21 KHV and you make me feel like my journey hasn't even started yet

>>37081310
>jesus christ man
shut the fuck up you little faggot

>>37080865
why are you gay? serious, why go from soft girl pussy to fucking another mans butthole? and then become attracted to feminine men, whats the point?

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>>37081470
>I can get 10/10 asian twinks on grindr
>what are you gay?

>>37079990
Why don't you just get a fucking hooker?

At this point, what do you have to lose?

I'm a 22 yo virgin, but at least I still have my youth god damn it.

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>>37079990
Got black out drunk one night when I was 21 with some friends and this short fat chick who had a crush on me waited until I was passed out and did her thing. I turned her down time and time again and she knew I wouldn't go for it if I was sober, or conscious for that matter. Didn't find out until the next day through a friend.

I didn't take it very well and the fatty decided it would be pretty neat if she pretended to be pregnant so I would stay with her. Didn't play into it and she eventually fucked off. She also constantly lied about having a brain tumor and tried using that against me too.

>>37079990
>virgin that turned 37 today

Seriously man, do something about this shit

>>37081961
Alex?

Origin

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I got a LDR gf, spoke with her for years

She was underage and a virgin, I flew to Russia and fucked her (she bled)

Lost it at age 24, she was 18 when we fucked

>>37082111
Nope, sorry.

wordswordswords

>>37082206
then holy shit this exact scenario happens often right down to the fat chick and the brain tumor

>>37082230
Desparate attention whores must have a general planbook they like to stick to I guess.

>>37079990
All I had to do was smile more and act cutesy. Lost it last year at 22 to my bf. I stopped being so shy once my best friend told me about her experiences and made it sound easy!

>>37080635
>You're to old to gay though. They only want handsome guys inside of them.
>implying most gays have any kind of standards

Sure, cute traps are about as choosy as stacy - if not more. Law of supply and demand etc. But decent twinks/fembois are much, much easier to get.

I'm a 30yo neet with average looks and dick, nothing going on in my life - and still managed to get plenty of them to have me play out a scenario where I break into their homes and "force" myself on them. Some get a bit clingy afterwards, but most are cool with that arrangement.

>>37082336
I hope you get aids you disgusting faggot cunt.

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>>37079990
Online messaging of some sort has helped me a lot. Not hard to make friends on it if you apply yourself. Not long before one is a girl. Not long before one of the girls starts to like you. Just a matter of time.
Of course it all depends, but that's how I do it.

>>37082412
Jealous? I'm sure you'll find someone to do the same for you if you just keep looking.

>>37081961
This is so uncannily similar to what happened to my friend Miles. Just replace brain tumor with miscarriage

>>37082903
I have no interest in fucking men, that's faggot shit anon.

>>37080003
You guys need to quit with this stupid meme. It only continues to get awful the older you get. In fact I'd argue you likely get even dumber in some ways. I know for me its seems I'm more addicted to porn than I have ever been as a teenager.

People actually need gf's, wives and sex in general in order to even function properly. This has become obvious to me after being in this state for so long and constantly looking for answers about life. It eventually always comes back to men and women NEEDING each other.

Religion, spirituality, and all ancient civilizations understood this. The ones that turned their back on this fall. Guys like the OP have fallen into a deep sunken place. If it wasn't at least somewhat important to him he wouldn't have made the thread.

Lost it to a prostitute at 24

Then I got the job of my dreams

Car of my dreams

Have had sex multiple times in the past few weeks

Dated and broke some hearts

And got a 9/10 gf no fucking joke

Lose your virginity now

Tinder. I was 30 years old. No idea how on earth I managed to get a girl to finally fuck me.

I find it fascinating as to how fucked up of a human being can you be to be a virgin at age of 37.

Have you never had any interactions with anyone, ever OP? Are you an ugly cave troll or something? seriously, the depths of one's misery seem improbable to me.

>>37082995


I don't think we need them, they just make it a lot easier to maintain a state of happiness.

Lost mine at 23. It was kind of silly; I met a woman on an MMO, did a bunch of flirting online, started a long distance relationship, and then flew over to her place and had sex. But the relationship didn't work out.

My next relationship was a woman I met through OKCupid, but even though she was supposed to be local, circumstances kept her long distance far longer than expected. We exchanged nudes and talked sexy and stuff, but it fizzled out when we weren't going to meet up anytime soon.

Finally, I met a woman at a mutual friend's birthday party. Asked her out on Facebook and we've been together for five years. This is how I actually recommend getting a GF. Get real-life friends and meet their female friends.

>>37083301
>Get real-life friends
Where do you think you are?

>>37083362
I know I'm on a board full of idiots who like to make excuses and pretend that self-improvement is impossible. But I still feel the need to underline that it is both possible and the only real way to succeed.

>>37083421

get out normieo

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>>37083421
you must be one of those guys that keep making normie advice threads
stop

>>37083421
I had my first gf through a party my friend did so I can attest and approve of this method myself, but this place is a pit of self-inflicted misery. You come here only to gloat and laugh at robots who complain about their imaginary problems.

>>37083421
So what words do you have to say at humans to make them your friend? Please tell me.

>>37083437
>>37083458
Yeah nah, fuck off.

>>37083467
>You come here only to gloat and laugh
Nope, I come here to break the echo chamber a bit and tell people the truth for a change.

>>37083476
Nice fake-sincere reply bud, you almost got me (not really).

>>37083629
you come here because you've got nothing better to do.

>>37083672
It's entertainment like any other, and I also think it's important to burst people's bubbles once in a while.

>>37083740
How can you burst a bubble of someone who lives in an iron cage of emotional masochism?

>>37083740
>wants to burst the bubble of already broken people.

>>37079990
I'm 29 and virgin. Don't plan on doing anything about it really. Gone this far without sex, might as keep on keepin on.

>>37083821
There are no medals or achievements for this bro, only regret.

>>37079990
I met some fattie and she shoved interest in me, but dumped me soon afterward.

>>37079990
I had to admit at 29 that I would never meet a girl (or have any kind of life really) and went to a hooker.

>>37083821
33 yo virgin here, that's my mindset too since 10 years : at this point why should I even care ?
>>37079990
Happy anniversary anon, you are lighting the path for us, I knew a 40 yo guy who lost his virginity to a whore who dumped him, since then he is only the half of himself, a total wreckage. Don't do that.

How does it feel that you'll never be a father?

>>37083848
thats how i think of sex

>>37082995
You cannot be more mistaken.
What are the advantages of a relationship?
- intimacy
- support
- sex
- offspring
It's simply immoral to sentence another human being to live in this cruel, cold universe. It's immoral to risk fucking up and turning another human into a new robot. Sex can be bought easily. You cannot really count on anyone to support you, because it's impossible to truly understand and appreciate another human being - all communication occurs through lossy translation of your subjective concepts. That leaves only intimate contact with another human, which is difficult or impossible to replace.
What are the disadvantages?
- need for provision for your partner
- need of protection of your partner and constant fear that you will not be capable of it
- opening yourself up to possibility of being hurt, heartbroken, cheated on - constant fear of rejection and infidelity
- constriction of your personal freedom, time and resources need to be sacrificed to your partner

Is the risk worth the reward? In my opinion absolutely not. This imperative to seek relationships stems from simple biological drive and when you internalize that, you'll be able to simply reject it. Be an egoist instead and do something for yourself.

>>37082995
who says I need to function?

>>37083848
Don't listen to this normie. Not reproducing is the best thing you can do to stop suffering. To resist the urge to reproduce, the obvious thing is to never have sex and an extension of this is to stay away from females in general.
Sorry normos itt, you've lost your chance to remain pure, hence your desire to corrupt others so you don't feel so shitty.
I've got an idea; fuck off.

>>37079990
Went out with a ho who slept with everyone on the first/second date.

>>37083973
How about you quit projecting how much you regret being born on others

Amsterdam Red Light District when i was 26.

29 now and I still haven't gotten any action otherwise.

Oh boy, it's one of those threads.
>dude, I'm, like, a total robot, just like you, dude, man!
>lost my virginity at the age of 19 (phew! almost became a wizard! xD)
>I went to this one craaaazy party with my friends and then I got sooo drunk and then banged this 10/10 chick
>oh man I'm such an awkward robot xD
>that feel when rare pepes folder lol bazinga xDDD

Fuck off normies. How fucking delusional are you? You stupid niggers don't belong on this forum. You faggots honestly think you're robot material with your online gfs and party friends? I hope god nukes this planet, I'm so fucking sick and tired of this gay earth and all the poser robots that live in it.

>>37084106
Yipes. Who peed sperms into this fag's butt?

>>37080067
>prostitutes
is that what you robots actually do?

fuck i'd looove to have sex with 26 years old virgins. i'd do it for free even.
maybe i'm in the wrong line of work

>>37084175
>normies gets called out
>utterly ass blasted
>I'll just project my desire to have cum in my ass into him
>that'll show that fucking virgin loser!

Yeah, nah mate. Fuck off cunt

>>37079990
I lost it at 22, less than two months away from my 23rd birthday. I asked out a girl that I had met at a picnic. Less than a week later, I fucked her in her dorm room.

>>37084191
Gee, you sound like a bully. Don't you know this place is for people who don't fit in socially?

>>37084106
I came here to tell you that this shit is like a stepladder. It has to be worked for piece by piece.

Like the other anon says, y'all seem to think that self improvement is the only way to become a cyborg. But you all feel utterly helpless to do so. It's a worldview that's created and propagated here that the only way out is effort, but if oyu're hopeless as a REEL DEEL ROBOT then there's just no point.

Bullshit. It's an excuse to keep up the masturbatory self pity that makes us all feel special for having done NOTHING. Do you think I haven't felt those feels? I was on and off NEET for 3 years out of highschool. I couldn't pass my classes and I couldn't hold down a job. I had to give family members the "I'm just soul searching" spiel at a cousins wedding because I felt dead inside. I knew I was being judged, but I knew that they couldn't say anything impolite if I said this. But there I was, in open contempt of my whole extended family. I'm just glad that it was a wedding, and not a reunion. They had something more important to be distracted by.

You think I haven't sat in bed, unable to move, at the mercy of robot thoughts? That I haven't felt worthless, as a human being, for long stretches of time? I've gone months without human contact because I didn't believe I was worth their time. I'm autistic, after all. There will always be something about me that's off putting and disturbing to normies. I will always have to go the extra mile to make myself approachable. I had to be a doormat most of my life to even keep my friends -prostrate myself and let myself be the ass of everyone's jokes just to be able to hang around.

>>37084195
I still remember that I was hanging out in her dorm floor's common area drinking beer with some stupid faggots. When she came home from school, we went to her room and started making out.

I didn't think it would happen that day, which is why I had been drinking in the first place. but once I had her top off (it was the second time, the first time I had come this far a couple of days earlier, we stopped for whatever reason).

Anyway this time around, I started pushing further. At some point she said something along the lines of, "so, you want to go all the way?" To which I replied, "yes", pulling out a condom that I had been caring around in one of my pockets ever since I started seeing her.

>>37084220
>>37084106
Things are looking up, for now. There's no telling if I might fall back into old ways, and just how far back I'll go. But even if I do, I won't be happy again until I make an effort to start crawling back out.

Stop justifying wallowing in your self pity for past failures. Normies have made so many more mistakes than you and I, and they just roll with the punches and keep going. They've done that their whole lives, and that's why they're normies. And I can tell oyu that I've met some with more active social lives, and they're way more cringey than a lot of you robots here.

We have to go out and fail, and learn how to cope with failing.

>>37083934
>How does it feel that you'll never be a father?
Why would you care? Not everyone wants to be a father.

>>37081961
James? Jesus, didn't think I'd run into your normie ass here

>>37084054
But I don't regret being born, sempai. I'm moderately wealthy, have a good job, I'm not physically ugly, had my /fit/ phase few years ago, so not totally out of shape. I just don't socialize with people and don't look for a partner. I considered it a problem and was desperate to find love, but after reaching my wizard level I genuinely stopped seeing a reason to do it. I am able to not feel bad when being just by myself. Robots here feel bad being alone because for some reason they feel it's bad being alone. It just isn't.

>>37084279

While making out with my pants still on, my dck could have crushed rocks, but once we had taken off each other's pants, and I was in the completely in the nude with a girl for the first time ever, and I was left to fumbling around with the jimmy hat, I felt really stressed out, which resulted in my dick shrinking to half mast.

It nearly killed me. I was really afraid of missing out on this chance. But after some more necking-on and fumbling around, I managed to get hard again and slipped it in. The girl didn't shave at all, which didn't make things easier for me either.

My first impression of sex was really sobering. I rmember thinking to myself, "Wait that's it? That's what I had been torturing myslef over all of those years?"

It felt awkward and I couldn't even cum, during the first round. We tried a second time soon afterwards though, and this time I managed to climax.

I fucked many prostitutes starting at 23. By the time I was 25 I stopped to be weird around women and was able to have normal sex for the first time with a woman I met on tinder.

>>37084331
Sorry, no. I never realized how common a thing this was until this thread, jesus. Stay away from fat chicks kids.

>>37084344
Looking at it now, she must have been really disappointed with the whole expereince. After all, I hadn't told her that I had been still a virgin. But she was pretty bad at sex too. The only thing that she was decent at was giving head.

>>37079990
Meet a black chick on Craigslist

>>37084343
Well if it's cool for you, that's cool for you. I'm glad that you're comfortable where you are, in that case.

And the whole Schopenhauer thing makes a valid point. But I think to say that it's cruel to bring kids into the world because they might fail, is oversimplifying what makes being alive worthwhile.

Love is a biological drive, and I suffer out of want. But it makes my life more meaningful to me in searching for it. I don't mind suffering, because i've memed myself into the whole "builds character" thing. And the points in my life where I was the most depressed, were the points where I was the least bored with it. It broke up the dullness that is avoiding all pleasure for the sake of avoiding suffering. I can't be the only robot who feels like this. Though saying it applies to all would be projecting, myself.


>>37084378
They're like robots, but they can get away with more because society doesn't see them as being inherently threatening. Anon was raped.

>>37084292
Why though? I don't really want to and am quite content with my life. If you want to "improve" your life for whatever reason, go ahead, but don't assume everyone here dislikes their life enough to "improve"
If they complain against normies, it might be genuine criticism which triggers normies to no end

>>37079990
I went to Thailand.

>>37084433
Well, it just seems like a lot of robots aren't really happy with where they are. Normie hate strikes me more as normie envy a lot of the time.

Everybody listen up!

Get a practice girl. Average men don't lose their virginities to their high school sweet hearts or to the love of their lives, they lose it to practice girls.

>>37080865
Twinks only get worse in ratings when they get older.

Twinks age like milk.

>>37081063
Divorce never ends well for men.

>>37084381
>>37084344
>>37084279
>>37084195

Kys this is not your personal blog

>>37084484
OP asked, and I answered, mate.

>>37084455
I know my normie hate (dislike) is genuine. For instance, when they honk in traffic, talk loudly, talk with their mouths open, and force their normie beliefs onto me (namely, "just be yourself") these things actually activate my autistic anger.
I honestly wish they'd go away so I could relate to the few people in the world I can relate to without interruption.

>>37084499
>talk with their mouths open

what

>>37084479
More MGTOW bullshit. I got divorced to my husband and the fucking judge refused to give me half of his income because I been caught cheating. My lawyer luckily managed to get me 33% and half of all his possessions, and even better my new partner makes at least twice what my loser husband did.

>>37079990

Lost it at 26 to my high school sweetheart. We stopped talking during college but a fateful encounter one year ago brought us back together. We're currently engaged.

>>37084513
I meant mouths full. Sorry friend.
I do like ventriloquists though

>>37084513
>not using an electrolarynx
pleb

>>37084530
>cheated on husband
>divorces him
>still gets 33%
Women never change.

>>37083057
What was the job anon?

jobloxxx

Go to a god damn whorehouse already. Your dry spell is because you get so fucking anxious around women, which are whores anyway, but more expensive and with drama

>>37084499
Well, I'll just have to be more considerate with who I dole my spiel out to, here.

>>37084530
>>37084553
if you actually fell for this bait, you are mentally deficient

(mfw I also think that women are sufficiently lacking in self awareness to think this way. but this is still bait)

>>37084464

Twinks stay the same age, 18-21, there are new twinks every year.

There is a huge ocean of boipussy out there. It is a thankless job, but someone has to fuck these sissies into submission and be the real man.

God, I've been balls deep in so many twinks now that I've lost count. Blondes, brunettes, asians, so many asians. Asians are thicc, they have female hips and soft skin. I've done at least ten asians, its all good, they all look the same. I make them call me senpai.

If you're a feminine guy you better watch out around me.

>>37084188
Too bad you missed the boat. But if you have a thing for taking virginities you are on the right board.

I can pretend to be a virgin if you are a qt with big boobs.

>>37084589
Why don't just fuck Asian chicks? They are just as easy as Asian guys.

>>37084191
>Yeah, nah mate. Fuck off cunt

That's the most Australian post I've seen today

>>37084604
He's a homofag so he only fucks shit exit tubes.

>>37084584
There's currently a thread going on where some whore is boasting how she's milking guys for money giving them false hopes, so I wouldn't be so sure.

>>37084636
>she's milking guys for money giving them false hopes
How these guys are so easily led?

>>37079990
>unvirgin thread
Oh, right

I forgot this board turned into a zoo where normo's come to laugh at the animals

>>37084645
Desperation.
origami

>>37084650
Listen here you fucking virgin, this was never your board! We owned this place since m00t first opened it. You really think moot was one of you? No, goddamn idiot. How about this; go away to wizchan where you can achieve glorious wizardhood with actual wizards. Lastly, you're a virgin and a loser because women would rather fuck dogs over you. Let that sink in

>>37084479

Just marry with a contract, it's mandatory if you have a correct situation.

>>37084701
Judge might revoke contract if she'll say that she was forced to sign it.

Who else here /finallyreadytosleeparoundbutalreadyfoundsoulmatesotheycant/?

>>37081310
>21
your life just began you little fuck

>>37084701
If you're talking abour pre-nups they get tossed all the damn time because the judge views the terms as unfair.

Ex: husband is a millionaire and wife is a middle classer. Husband worries about gold digging so he sees if she'll sign a contract stating in divorce she gets nothing of his. She says yes okay it is actually love and not money she's after. Shit turns sour. Divorce. Judge looks at the prenup. All judge sees is a guy not accepting risk and responsibility and tha that the guy may have known this would have ended in divorce essentially taking the woman for a ride. Judge throws it out and normal court proceeds.

>>37084463
>Get a practice girl.
Man, how didn't I think of that? I should immediately get my practice gf now. See you later losers.

>>37084746
This literally never happens you fucking misogynist. This whole fucking site is a cesspool of misogyny. This place is probably why guys don't want to fuck me even though I've only been with only 29 other guys and am 28 years old

>>37084701
>prenups
>ever working
and fuckin women will cry about patriarchy, fuckin scums

>>37084802
>teehee hai guise i'm a grilll!! ^__^

>>37084799
Dude, unironically just be yourself and go to a coffee place and buy a girl a cup of joe and say "Hey girl, want to suck the coffee out of my dick hole?" Boom. Practice girl.

>>37084824
>"Hey girl, want to suck the coffee out of my dick hole?"

B8 or oblivious Chad. Could you imagine a robot saying this to a girl? It would end with a ride to jail without a doubt

>>37084820
I never said I am female your fucking asshole. Next you'll want tits or something. Disgusting. I'm glad I don't fuck anyone like you. Well, since it's a sin to lie, I would fuck you if you made a lot of money (like 6 figures lol) but only once a few weeks after we met

>>37084787
Wow. That's scary, if it really happens. Why would anyone sane want to get married?

>>37084854
Cliched, but still mildly entertaining. Trap tits and feminine dick or GTFO.

>>37084695
So, what, you lost it to a dog, bro?

>>37084854
>misogynistic
>misogyny
>guys don't want to fuck me
>been with 29 guys

Be my BPD trap gf

>>37084909
I was drunk at a party and after letting 9 of the guys there cream me, I said fuck it and let a dog on me. That's my virginity story. It felt surprisingly good but hadn't done it since. I've thought about getting a big dog though

>>37084749

I now the feel, bro.

>finally stopped sperging out in the presence of girls
>already in relationship with the perfect gf

Why is life so fucking unfair? Everybody else got to play the field. ;__;

>>37084856
Because, realistically speaking, most divorces are actually quite civil as most people that get that far in life with shit to lose are level headed individuals.
You only ever hear about he insanely bad ones because they get talked about and are memorable for being so insane.

Outside that everyone hopes for genuine love both male or female and when it doesn't work out that shit sucks but its time to move on.

Actual divorce court is pretty nice assuming you have zero issues with the 50/50 split.

>>37084484
kys

kys kys kys kys ky

>>37079990
do literal whores count?

in such case, just go to your favorite brothel, and choose a cute one.

>>37084854
And this is why I've slept with more men than women....

>>37082995
A succubus probably snuck in at night and stole your vital fluids while you slept. This is why you have no wizard powers. I pity you.

>>37084926
Not a trap, but I'll pretend if you want me to ;-}
Via email though

got myself a gf somehow and never told her i was virgin

lol i blamed my extreme nervousness on having been sexually traumatized in my youth and she swallowed the bait (and my semen)

>>37085246
What are you? Trap, female or gay? Because your story has been inconsistent and vague ever since you entered the thread

>>37085288
Shut up, faggot. Eat your mother's vaguena.

>>37085081
Regretful normie damage control everyone. I've seen this before. For whatever, instead of warning others of the mistakes they've made, they would rather get others to believe there was nothing wrong with their choice and want more people to fuck up so that they seem less shitty

>>37085288
I'm a straight guy that acts like a female sometimes to piss normies and robots off

Got married at 22. Stayed a virgin until then.

>>37085418
How many dicks she tasted before yours though?

>>37084636
That thread is also blatant bait, you're literally mentally impaired. If I'd think about how retarded you are for long enough I'd beat someone.

>>37085311
Ah, so a bipolar Portuguese trap

>>37085382
Ah, so a closeted shut-in homosexual

Post contacts please

Gonna be honest, I'm a 26 year old virgin but that's because I've literally never tried to flirt with a girl or do anything sexual with anyone. I just mind my own business and stay home all day. I assume that women aren't interested in me because if one was, I would have a gf by now. I don't know how to tell if anyone is interested in me and I just keep to myself. I can talk to women and make people laugh but I don't go beyond that. Can't even imagine what I would do if a girl flirted with me. I'd probably be too ashamed to even really have sex or show her my personal stuff and me.

>>37085265
Good job on basing your whole relationship on a lie, this will totally give you a lot of satisfaction when you'll draw the line at the end.

>>37085480
Not that guy, but pity sex is still sex.

>>37085473

Meant to add that I honestly don't know how attractive or unattractive I am, but I assume that I'm unattractive because if I was attractive, I'd have a gf.

I've posted my face on /soc/ and here and have been rated 2/10-3/10 so odds are I'm just an ugly fuck.

>>37085473
>I'd probably be too ashamed to even really have sex or show her my personal stuff and me.
Same but i find sex disgusting.

>>37079990
How can you be so fucked up?
I've had sex twice.....to whores.
It's so easy, you just call, go, get naked, barely get an awkward erection, cum in 30 seconds.
Then you leave and don't need to fuck for another year.
First was at 17, now I'm 19 and preparing for my next one, it's like Pon Farr.

>>37085895
What do you talk about with them? How do you strike a conversation?

>>37079990
I met a fat girl on yik yak and took advantage of her low self esteem by smoking her out and putting my dick in her