IT'S 2 AM. WHY THE HELL ARE BIRDS CHIRPING ALREADY? Bird

Is it really 2 am or is time just another Jheuysh trik

>>37079855
Birds have babies just like humans. Babies wake up at early hours just to have a bitch fit and eat. Etc.
Birds don't follow our human waking/sleep hour schedules.

>>37079855
Srcond best melody to fall asleep to, familia. First one being rain/thunderstotms.

>>37079855
Midwestfag? Yeah I fucking noticed this a couple of days ago, I hate it.

>>37079897
>Srcond best melody to fall asleep
No way, birds are annoying. Rain is definitely top tier, though.

>>37079946
>Midwestfag?
No, I'm in South America.

>tfw hard of hearing
>tfw never hear birds

eh, i also don't hear crickets so it's okay

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>>37079855
Irishfag here, here is a translation of what I can hear outside now
>whistling
>long whistle
>chirp
>whistle whistle whistle whistle
>brrrinng brrrring
>wee weeee weee wee
Someone save me from this nightmare.

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>>37079855
FUCK BIRDS

2 days ago those fuckers were chirbing at 5:50
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHIRP AT 6:10 I ACTUALLY WENT TO BED 20 MINUTES EARLIER JUST TO BEAT YOU FUCKERS

>>37079855
>2 AM
>go to bathroom for a piss
>walk out hear birds chirping
>they remind me the good old summer days at home on the countryside
>open window lean out listening to bird chirping in the dark
>feels comfy
>after 5 mins go back to sleep

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>>37079855

I feed the wild birds in great numbers so that the normies can be deafened by their cries.

26 species visit my garden. And they're breeding fast. Hahaha.

>>37083453
>animal control found the bird orgy pit

>>37083453
Have you considered feeding them some sort of aphrodisiac to make them breed even more?

>>37081855
>WENT TO BED 20 MINUTES EARLIER JUST TO BEAT YOU FUCKERS
I do this too. Those little fuckers are the reason I go to bed before sunrise

>>37079855
Fuck you anon walking my dogs every morning and listening to the birds singing is the only joy i have left

>>37079855
>birds
At least you don't have crickets sitting under your window...holy hell it's fucking torture.
I have to actually move to the living room and sleep on the couch some nights. I need to call pest control now that I think about

I love how you virgin losers have bird hate threads now, if you pathetic excuses would get laid you wouldn't worry about chirping birds because you would sleep from exhaustion after SEX.

So don't blame the birds for your pathetic life, they at least try to get laid ,unlinke you.

>>37079855
because of global warming

>>37079855
birds are very important (BAVI)

Essential listening for all your bird haters out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-29HEpdpYA&list=PL7CE65E16B050C578

>>37084136
>going to sleep before 5 am and waking up before noon
Go away, normie.

bird song developed through courting so you're literally getting mad about chad bird picking up birds

>>37079855
shut up Dee!

Fuck birds they're cucks

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I think someone just nutted on this bird

>>37079855
It's Friday night.
I just got paid.
Party hunter.
If the feelings right.

>>37079855
>stevenfag is retarded
nothing new here