>Sister asked me to watch niece while she was at the bar with

>her pullup is soaked

what
how
did she wet the bed?
did you fuck her?

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Commit sepuku when your family gets back your life is fucked.

Yes just ask /r9k/, you've already proven to be incompetent might as well take advice from robots.

Keep her in your room. When your roastie sister gets back, repeat to her what she told you. "She'll sleep through the night." It's not like she's paying you for this, just leave when the bitch returns.

>>37078815
i assume she peed it idk she still wets the bed

>>37078831
i told her i dont have experience watchign kids what did she expect

>>37078848
>tell sister im not comfortable watching niece
>you can do it anon your a good uncle
>can't do it

if any board understands its this one

>>37078785
I've taken care of my niece a couple times. Just go in the bedroom change the diaper (this is the hardest part) clean her up, get her some warm milk in a bottle, hold her, cradle her, walk around the house for a bit and wait for her to fall asleep. It's not the hardest thing in the world, you just need to have patience.

>single mother decides to go to a bar and pawns her spawn on her brother

But I thought single moms LIVED for their kids

>>37078866
i cant let my sister get mad at me i dont like family drama

>>37078881
she is 4 and i've never changed a diaper before we are at her house though so all of the necessary shit is probably here

>>37078909
>she is 4 and i've never changed a diaper before

google how to bruh

>>37078897
she is married but her husband went out of state to visit family with their other kid

>>37078919
i would rather not see babies being changed

>>37078785
how old is she? Just put her in the shower or a bath (MAKE SURE YOU STAY IN THE BATHROOM SO SHE DOESN'T DROWN) then wrap her in a towel, dry her off and put her back to bed

however
>she was at the bar with friends
>sister left her phone here
makes me doubt this story a lot.

a mom wouldn't leave her phone when she left har kid
A woman wouldn't leave her phone wen going out

>>37078949
>a mom wouldn't leave her phone when she left har kid

Unless she wasn't planning on coming back.

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>>37078949
>a mom wouldn't leave her phone when she left har kid

You have much to learn about dirty dishrag whore mothers

>>37078919
4 year olds don't wear diapers you fucking 90's born retard.

>>37078949
4 like i said

i could do a bath but cant babies get burned super easily idk and do i wash or just look nobody gives me instructions

>>37078965
idk if she normally leaves it or not but she is the designated driver anyways

>>37078949
she went out to cheat while her husband is away and left her retard brother to mind her kid.

>>37078990
its a pullup but i haven't changed one of those either

>>37078947
quit bitching if you refuse to fucking do anything about the problem

>>37078990
He said she was wearing pull ups.

>>37078909
>she is 4 and i've never changed a diaper
dafuq she is 4 and still wear diapers?
you are either larping or your niece is mentally retarded

>>37079004
>i could do a bath but cant babies get burned super easily
She's 4 dude. Just make sure the water isn't scorching that's all.
>and do i wash or just look nobody gives me instructions
fuck that you're an involuntary babysitter you're not getting payed. This is just to get rid of the pee and to have her do something fun. Just stay in there and play with your phone or something and talk to her for 30 minutes then dry her off and put her to bed

>>37078965
>>37078987
guess I don't know that many ratchet moms

>>37079019
yeah maybe but wouldn't she need her phone

>>37079047
Regardless. OP still has a toddler with a wet diaper. Too bad he's too much of a pussy to change it.

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>>37079047
she only wears them at night

>>37079059
thanks anon ill go try not to fuck it up

>>37079022
are you too fucking stupid to run a warm shower or bath, not hot, warm, put her in for a couple of minutes (don't leave her alone) then put her in something clean.

>>37079022

It's right in the name anon, that's literally all you do. Just give her a new one and she probably knows how to do the rest herself. Just dispose of the dirty one, tell her it's ok, and let her fall back asleep, or fuck it, let her stay up and watch some disney shit or whatever.

>>37078785
>Give her food and water and lock her somewhere and leave
>Call the police about a noise disturbance next door, sounded like a child screaming
>Done

Your sister went to a bar with her friends when she has a young child and her spouse isn't there? That's shit even if she had an actual babysitter on hand, she's literal garbage. You realize she's going to come back drunk and useless if she comes back at all? Let the police sort her out. If everything goes well, the child will be pulled away from your human garbage sister.

>>37079073

Why didn't you just call your mom for advice? What kind of shitty robot are you?

>>37079073
>thanks anon ill go try not to fuck it up
`yeah good luck man.

>>37079073
>she only wears them at night
She is 4 dude. There is something fatally wrong with her development if she still wears them.

>>37079134

Lots of 4 year olds still wear diapers at night. It's obvious you're talking out your ass.

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>>37079134
Well the fucking mother drove off to the bar and made her brother do babysitting at the lat minute when he never wanted to babysit in the first place. That should give you a hint that maybe there are a couple issues with this family.

Answer me this OP. Where's the father? Because that will explain quite a bit.

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>>37078785
Seriously dude if you're this autistic you should have died drowning in a mud puddle by now.

>>37078785
Pee on it to establish dominance.

>>37078881
>get her some warm milk in a bottle
She'll piss it again you idiot.

>>37079172
OP already asnwered where the father was>>37078947

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>taking care of the lil bastard while your sister goes out and gets dicked by chad

>>37079134

They're pullups, like training underwear. Also to stop accidents because girls can't hold their fucking liquids like a boy can. But honestly, she must be a real shitty mom if she hasn't taught her kid to go to the bathroom before bed at 4 fucking years old.

>going to a bar and leaving a fucking robot alone with her kid on a weekday

Oh, right, yup, she's shitty.

>>37079200
eh it's not cucking when it's family. That's his niece, his own blood

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>>37078785
is this you OP? Just sell the baby or give it away

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>>37078785
Just give it a little shake until it stops crying.

>>37078785
Age?
Look for new sheets for the bed.
Look for new clothes.
Run a bath for her and let her bathe.
While she's in the bath, spray smelly side with febreeze or other shit
Flip over bed and put new sheets on.
Put wet smelly clothes and sheets in washer or leave on floor for sister to see.
Get niece out of bath and help her dry off and clothe if needed.
Give niece some warm milk or something to help her fall asleep if needed.
Put on TV at low volume with 1-2 hour timer.
She falls asleep.
Text sister what happened and that's she asleep.
Go back to being a neet faggot taking care of your sister's kid because Chad knocked her up and left her and can't find a betafag besides you to help her out then kill yourself.

>>37079300
Given all the advice given ITT this is sadly the most useful. The last part hit too close to home for me since I have a niece too and have had to take care of her by myself.

Holy fuck, you're ao autistic OP.

Just change her diaper. Remove the wet one, clean her with a wet wipe, put on a new diaper. They're pull ups, they're literally just like underwear.

You don't need to bath her for half an hour like these other autists have said. Change her diaper, change her clothes, give her some cold milk in her baby bottle (leave it cold because actually heating milk to a temperature that wouldn't burn her would be way too advanced for you) and then cradle her in your arms until she sleeps.

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>>37079334
It's okay. Me too. Just think that these kids are lucky to have us. And we're lucky to have them ... Maybe they won't turn out as fucked up as if their mother was alone. They share our blood, even if Chad fucked and dumped our sister. The best we can do is provide the nurturing the father should have given. Even if we are neet virgin faggots. We will be the best uncles ever. Good luck.
will probably get arrested for beating the shit out of Chad though if I see him crawling back just to get laid and he hasn't fixed himself

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mission accomplished guys

>>37079334
>>37079425
>sister got pumped and dumped by Chad and had his kid and is now a single mom
>son turned into an autistic NEET
don't blame Chad, blame your fathers

>>37079481
Fucking finally. Good job. Now you've earned a decent nights sleep. And the FIRST thing you should tell your sister when she gets back home given she's not drunk should be "You forgot yo phone I tried to call you."

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>>37079481

Good work. Now your sister will feel comfortable leaving her child with you and will go out more and more often, and your niece will grow up seeing you as a more close and caring parental figure than her own partying whore of a mother. Then you will finally have your own qt loli daughteru. All according to plan.

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I know that feel, OP

My sister is 26 and has a 5 year old kid who I babsit for all the time. Her husband died of rabies 4 years ago and she has to 'go and visit his parents' which smells like bullshit to me, because she is a whore

Anyway, it doesn't matter. The kid is a little brat. He knows I am fat and weak so stays up till 3am playing with dinosaur toys. Then I get yelled at even though I drag him into his bed like 4 times a night. I tried hiding his toys and he pretended his hands were Triceratops'. I even went for a 2 hour walk looking for a rat or bat to threaten him with his own rabies but couldn't find one

Fucking little shit and a whore of a mother.

>>37079525
Sorry that I developed schizophrenia while I was making 30/hr plus ton of overtime living over 300 miles away from mummy when I was 23. I lost it all and become a neet again. I started to turn my life around at 20 and it was for nothing. Now I'm heavily medicated, obese, alcoholic that wakes up to shitpost for 12 hours and sleep the rest of the day away.

>>37079481
Good job she's asleep? You made it man. Remember to tell your sister to bring her fucking phone next time.
She probably left it so you wouldn't disturb her

>>37079574
I don't blame you. I said I blamed your dad.
Hopefully things work out for you

>>37079532
if i sleep while she is still not home the kid might die or something

>>37079539
i guess she will get raised by robots then

>>37079582
she is watching cartoons im not going to worry about getting herb ack to sleep

>>37079560
she is usually a good kid but im bad at keeping things alive

>>37079636
>she is watching cartoons im not going to worry about getting herb ack to sleep
yeah smart move. And kids don't just die in their sleep (usually) just give her a blanket and she'll fall alseep infrot of the tv

so what happened op? origini

>>37080727
What happened with the kid OP?

>>37081975
>>37080727
he's probably sleeping lads. Seemed like it was night since the mom was out drinking at a bar and the kid was supposed to sleep all night according to her

>>37082015
OP the lazy retard couldn't even give us a conclusion. fucking useless cunt.

>>37082035
well he said the bath worked and he let her watch cartoons. She probably fell asleep as did he. Maybe he can update us tommorow.

>>37082062
fuck I somehow missed those posts. I'm a fucking piece of shit. sorry op and everyone else.

>>37082171
>I'm a fucking piece of shit
calm down man you just missed a few posts. We all do that sometimes. Doesn't make you a piece of shit.
have a good day

>>37082235
no, I wish I was dead not because I missed those posts but because I'm a depressed worthless fuck, this was just another mistake in a very long line of them.

>>37082310
well there's a lot of that on 4chan. Especially /r9k/.
I've learned that it's never to late to fix your shit though. Hate to give b urself advice but try not to give up and try to improve your circumstances a little bit everyday

>>37082354
i'm in my 30's all alone, paranoid i'm going to get fired every day, falling apart mentally and physically, doctors won't take me seriously. I know there isn't any type of good future for me.

>>37082453
>i'm in my 30's all alone
I know peopel that age that have turned their lives around and gone from neets t "normies"
>paranoid i'm going to get fired every day
it's very good that you have a job. That's a hell of a lot better than many on this website. Getting fired is ofcourse not fun but do yuor best at work to make sure it doesn't happen. And if it does there are other jobs out there
>falling apart mentally and physically, doctors won't take me seriously.
This is a real problem. Really bad that thye won't take you seriously. I hope you have some family members or something to talk to about that
>I know there isn't any type of good future for me.
I don't think that's true anon. you never know. Just don't give up.
Now I gotta go to work. As I said have a good day and good luck!

>>37082310
>>37082453
Whoa there edge lord, put the katana down, today isn't the day to commit Seppuku. When you get off 4chan and wipe the tears out of your eyes then maybe you'll find something to do with yourself, but you probably won't. You'll write up an angry or self-loathing response, and then go on to continue signposting while your "problems" go unresolved, because that's comfortable, and occasionally you'll find someone to jack you off by telling you you're not worthless.

>>37082661
despite being diagnosed with autism at 13 I took a good stab at life during my 20 but things fell apart regardless, i'm in a bad spot now. I have no friends or family, I make less money than I did 10 years ago. i'm in a downward spiral. I know that other anon meant well but he doesn't know what he's talking about.

>>37079073
Just run the taps and adjust the mix so it's pleasantly warm on your hand, then plug the bath and set the water to slightly hotter than that (so by the time you get her into the bath its the right temp)

>>37079252
>nigga dis blood suu wuu

can someone translate this please

>>37079481
pics or it didn't happen, faggot

they better be cute as hell too

>>37083125
this was over hours ago cuck

>>37083188
i can help

imagine them talking

NIGGA THIS BLOOD SUH WUH

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>>37083295
Nice.
Someone who knows AAVE.

Did OP drown or rape this child?
Both perhaps?