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>Be me, senior in HS
>Somebody mysteriously left a letter in my locker that says I was chosen as the carrier of the master key for the service I gave to my school
>The letter also explicitly states I am allowed to use this key for actions that would normally get people expelled- sex, drugs, tampering grades, theft
>Key is taped at the bottom of the letter
>Test it on various rooms, works
>Sounds great, now I can hang out in teacher lounges and basement rooms that were long forgotten
>Tell my best friend who is a female cyborg/failed normie
>She instantly starts screaming at me
>"THIS IS FISHY" "SOMEBODY IS GONNA GET CAUGHT" "IT'S WRONG TO USE THIS KEY"
>I reply with "Ok but nobody is getting harmed by this key"
>She gives me THE look of pure hatred
>Instantly turns toxic
>Whenever I talk to her she tries to ignore me or answers really strictly
>Haven't talked to her in 2 days just because of this key issue
Why the fuck are (((women))) petty over the smallest things?
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Shes just jealous cause you have the key.
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>>37078190
> I'm a good student, so I was given a key that allows me to do illegal things
yep
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>>37078190
>he actually told someone about the masterkey
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>>37078323
If your name starts with R I'm going to have to kill you
Orgienano
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>>37078190
>Tell my best friend who is a female cyborg/failed normie
So like an imaginary friend?
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>>37078375
fucking STOP RIGHT NOW
SHE'S REAL IF I WANT HER TO BE
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Retard. Everybody knows that women are irrational and volatile. You only share shit like that with bros.
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>senior in HS
>stoppes reading
lulz...... y r u here?
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>>37078438
>Not understanding you can be 18 and still in high school
>yfw literally every 1st world nation has 4-5 years of high school
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What the fuck kind of lie is this to tell. Its like.. a slightly aged up version of 'my uncle works at nintendo'
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>>37078357
it does but I doubt I'm who you think I am anon
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>>37078190
Assuming this isn't a made up story, the "master key" was probably found by another student when the drunk janitor dropped it and they planted it in your locker so you would do a bunch of stupid shit and take the fall for the stupid shit they did
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you don't just tell someone about the master key dude
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>>37078502
Is this the FBI?
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>>37078553
sounds like something the FBI would ask me.....
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>>37078190
Why you got it in the first place? And by who? Is this common in US?
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>>37078589
What confuses me is what they meant by "service to the school"
Literally all I did these 4 years is compete in a bunch of Science Olympiad tournaments and post research on HIV
I'm not even part of the group that sucks the authorities' cocks
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>>37078190
Holy shit that is an awesome plot for an anime or manga.
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When I was a student, some seniors had a master key that they could explore parts of the school and do all sorts of shit with. They vandalized my English teachers room toward the end of the school year.
For all the fake stuff on 4chan, someone getting a master key isn't implausible
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>>37078476
>not graduating before you're 18
lmao imagine going to school as a legal adult
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>>37078421
Women also cannot keep secrets at all.
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>>37078807
...course, no school would just GIVE you the key like that. It must be someone you know. Maybe that weird girlfriend of yours.
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>>37078190
Sounds like me that someone sold drugs, tampered grades, had sex where they weren't supposed to, or stole from the school; then they put the key in the autist's locker, hoping he would do some stupid shit, get caught, and get blamed for all of the other wrong-doing as well.
You're dumb as fuck if you do anything with that key, and the girl is trying to help you out.
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>>37078969
Found the teacher. Don't be a pussy anon, fate has given you this key for a purpose. Shoot up your school.
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>>37078190
This sounds like the plot of a hentai
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>>37078969
English teacher get the fuck off my board
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>>37078190
Nigga if you're being serious that key probably came from some normies hoping you'll do something that will get you into shit.
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