Fembot here. Why are you guys such sad virgins? Why do you continue

>>37076977
I'm not a virgin. I'm sad sometimes because people don't appropriate me.

Because even if it's suffering most of the time sometimes there are good times.

Because I don't think it's a good idea.

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>>37076977
I live for the occasional pleasure
This USUALLY comes from drugs, but every now and then something funny will happen in my vidya or I'll just forget about my existence.
Also
>fembot

>>37076977
>Why haven't you killed yourself?
Some have, honey. Some have.

>>37076977
Because girls like you(r role play picture) are too good for me in this day and age and would rather just get railed by strangers.

my goodness those are some nice knockers

I would walk through a hallway full of mousetraps and broken glass blindfolded to fuck those tiddies and give her a pearl necklace

>>37076977
>fat COW TITS
>problem glasses
>septum and nipple piercing
>edgy pentagram choker
>pruned eyebrows and lashes
Wouldn't give up my wizard powers at all

Because I'm waiting for the right moment. Soon you will understand

>>37077207
k then boring, I'll take her

>>37076977
I want her to be my cattle girl.

God anime made me fucked up

>>37076977
>sad virgin

But I'm very happy

I'm not a virgin, but I haven't killed myself because I'm only a leech on my parents, not society, and they've said they'd rather keep supporting me than have me kill myself, and they give me a place to stay and enough cash to stay drunk/high enough to make it through each day.

>All of these people not getting an obvious anime reference

Get out.

>>37076977
Why are you going to die of congestive heart failure in 5 years?

To annoy attention needy bitches like you with awkward silence in an elevator each morning.

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>>37077285
Good buddy of mine went from being a cool guy who could have pulled fine ass pussy through all of high school into a unwashed neet who only leaves he's house when he's anime bullshit shows up in the mail.

>Anime
Not even once.

>>37076977
Do you need a tissue? It looks like you have a bit of a booger hanging from your nose.

>>37076977
>fembot
wearing dresses doesn't make you a girl, fag

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>>37076977
gonna need sauce on this original semen demon

i'm fucking awesome desu

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>>37076977
Because I'm spiteful cyborg not to let you feel 100% comfy in this world, normie. And now get out of this board.

>>37078102
What anime desu?