>normies phones get notifications all the time How many notifications

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>gmail notifications because I keep signing in with a different device
>occasional mobile carrier message/ad when I turn off airplane mode

once or twice a day when i get an update or email from some subscription like new egg.

It starts with Z and ends with an O.

twice a day
morning alarm I don't listen to
email from a job searching website
I usually ignore both

My phone fell under my bed a couple weeks ago and I haven't crawled to grab it yet.

>>37072017
>How many notifications do you get a day anon?
Tons. Sometimes I get texts saying your monthly bill is due or you have used 80% of your mobile data. Sometimes when someone shares something on Facebook, I get a notification, and I play mobile games like Clash of Clans, so I also get notifications from there. All in all, I do get a lot of notifications.

>>37072017
notifications that are more than a quick buzz (emails) actually scare me

>>37072017
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>>37072250

Wait, all of you fuckers have phones?

>>37072139
Zorro?

>>37072268
Duh! Who doesn't? you must be 18 to use this site

>>37072286

I'm 22. I just have no one to call.

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>>37072309
I'm 18, and neither do I, But it comes in handy when you're gonna be late, and you want a heads up and when you're lost and wanna call the person for directions. Also, I like playing comfy mobile games!

>>37072017
none i don't even have any contacts and i have never msg anybody

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>>37072309
My dad buys me a phone every 3 years or so. I only use it to watch youtube videos in bed and browse 4chan. I think my dad wants me to be normal and have friends.

>>37072405

That's nice of him. Sometimes my dad buys me cigarettes when I run out of money.

>>37072017
I get plenty! All day long, and well into the night.
...they're all my boss, some times co-worker with a question.

>>37072017
>65 year old dad has more phone calls and texts than I do

>>37072017
i'm in a big facebook group chat so i get probably 20-50 a day

Absolutely 0. Once in a while I get a call from coworkers asking if I can fill in but that's it.
I have a burner phone because I'm super fucking poor, also iranian so everyone thinks I'm about to blow something up when I use it.

>>37072268
yes, it comes in handy when i'm in bed or on the toilet. i had one around the end of high school...i could of use it when i was in the beginning of my high school years...eleven years ago.

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1-2 Snapchats, maybe a few Discord notifications
Usually no facebook notifications though

A lot, from news sites or stock tracking apps.

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>>37072017
1 a day. It's not even a notification just my alarm till me I am a wagecuck

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>>37072017
>5 emails from the university
>maybe one text from my mom
>a few notifications from a group chat

>>37072200

Yeah but these ones dont count. Also do you live in Brazil?

>youtube nots about someone replying a comment
>notification about that bot-number that I blocked months ago, still calls me every two weeks
>my phone telling me I have no more space
>once in a while my mom asking me about dinner or some issue

i havent received a msg since last december when I quited orbitting a girl, wasted 4 years with her tho, she obvsly does not miss me

also I have a "friend" wich I talk once a month, but her phone is broke since december and we only talk a few times on Facebook, I kinda feel she feels obligated to keep up with me because we were big friends years ago(she was a robot) and I was there for her, I feel sorry for her tho I wouldnt want to be my friend either but I have no choice, no other person has talked to me since 2013

>mfw this thread made me realize I am always the one trying to have conversations, messaging first, etc

>>37073855
you aren't the only one.
I don't know why I thought that would be original

>>37072017
I get some automated email from the university on a daily basis

>>37072276
Correct. Zorro sends me about 40 texts a day.

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>>37072017
None. I occasionally get an email notification from my professor or a text for my mother but my phone usually goes weeks without making a sound.

>>37072268
I get a free phone from the government. Props of getting neetbux.

One a day. From potion maker.

>>37074887
>potion maker
a what? like witchcraft recipes?

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>>37072017
Every Day!

It's my email notifying me of the dozens of newsletters I never unsubscribed from.

>>37072017
Two or three because my phone company messages all the fucking time. Also, youtube gives me notifications when my ASMR girls upload something new.

>>37072017
i dont have a phone i dont get any notifications from internet buddies either

>>37072017
>tfw one of my aunts would message me every day and tell me I was his favorite nephew
>I thought she was annoying and crazy
>She hasn't done so for months now
Feels bad

>r9k full of normies with girlfriends and fuckbuddies and wives
>suddenly everyone is a KV NEET who never gets texts

BULL. SHIT.

What is this? Are you normies roleplaying or what?

>>37075471
Normies too busy with their notifications to reply atm

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>>37075237
cookie clicker clone with lolis. only interesting for about 2 hours before it requires too much effort/microtransactions. im an autismo though so I like playing it occasionally.

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The only one i'll ever need.

>>37072017
far too many all bullshit severe loneliness makes me read each one twice