Everything around me is a constant reminder of what a failure

>>37071279
Why do you want a job ? It sucks ass
And having a gf takes up so much of your time
and you want time for yourself when you actually are hanging with friends

Be happy the way you are

However if you an hero remember to bring normies with you

>18

You're fine. Just try to maintain some sort of routine, even if you choose the neet life... don't stay in bed all day OP

Give it til your 50 bald dudes get puss too bro

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>>37071279
Many people have a crisis when they're about 17-18 don't know why. Just pull through also, you can always just convert to Christianity and hope the Jesus fixes your shit.

>>37071353
I hate this fucking argument. Just because I'm young it doesn't mean I don't endure pain. Did I mention I also have social anxiety and Tourette's syndrome ?
>>37071316
How else am I supposed to take care of myself? My parents aren't to shelter me forever. It's either I get a job or get out.
I'm joining the navy anyways, doubt that'll improve my life as the problem isn't the environment it's ME.

>>37071675
I tried joining military but I got rejected because of obvious mental issues spotted in the psych tests

Don't be too delusional about militaries they won't accept everybody

As for work yeah it sucks but you gotta do it.. I was thinking of living in a van of owning a tiny farm because trust me you don't wanna be working.. it fucking takes all your time . It's better to be a bored neet than a wagecuck. Just get out and exercise

>>37071524
>endure 32 more years of pain because I could possibly get pussy at 50.
I'll pass
>>37071525
I'm a former Christian, god has done nothing for me. Please don't try to convert me either I'm not in the mood for a debate:

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>>37071868
I'm already in the navy dude. I passsd my ASVAB and swore in at MEPS. I ship in October.

>>37071909
Get drugs
Play vidyas
Do sports , hiking or urbex is also lot of fun
Get escorts

You have it easy my friend not only I'm friendless but I also work 40hours a week and everybody at my job hates me

>18
Back to lereddit, kid.

>>37071279

>i don't have a job
get a job
>i don't have my license
get your license
>all my friends have gfs
>i don't have friends
these two contradict each other. either way, making friends is more manageable than getting a gf. if you actively focus on other things, then you'll stop caring about getting a gf.

you're eighteen, your problems are minor and most are easily fixed. the worst thing you can do is accept in and resigns yourself to inaction because these problems will become worse as you get older

>>37071279
>Get drugs
Already tried them they make my anxiety worse
>Play vidyas
Already do and it's slowly losing its value to me
>Do sports , hiking or urbex is also lot of fun
I have a bad knee and I don't find any of those interesting in general. Besides
>Get escorts
I've already had sex it doesn't fix my problems

>You have it easy my friend not only I'm friendless but I also work 40hours a week and everybody at my job hates me

Judging from your fucking shit tier le Reddit advice, you don't know shit about me. Just go away.

>>37072172
>easily fixed
Not when you have social anxiety, what the fuck is with everyone and this normie advice man?

>>37072225
You're just someone who can't find any pleasure in life
It's not like navy is going to make you happy either

Well if you tried everything then it's time to kill self or kill people then self

>>37072225

>le reddit advice

nice buzzword idiot, i doubt reddit advice is to do drugs and fuck prostitutes. it's shitty advice either way, but adopting all the opinions of 4chan isn't any better than adopting all the opinions of reddit you stupid fucking hypocrite

>>37071675
Didn't mean to say you can't endure pain, what I meant was that it's not too late, but I can see how the post came off that way.

>>37072266

>i can't fix any of my problems because of all these excuses

lol then live the rest of your life shitposting about being a virgin on 4chan loser

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>>37072225
man you alredy have more than i will ever have and still you can t be happy. Is life that bad ?

>>37071279
>>37072077 you are not the only one with problems.

>>37072383
No he's just a crybaby bitch

>>37072383
Do you have a fucked up knee with social anxiety and FUCKING TOURRETS SYNDROME? YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO MAKE SOUNDS THAT YOU CANT CONTROL AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU LIKE SOME FREAK! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME MY LIFE IS EASY.

>>37071279
I was 18 before I got my first job, and 19 before I got my driver's permit. I've never had a girlfriend, and I'll admit that it makes me sad. My hair is starting to turn gray, and I'm only 21.

But let me tell you something, my man. It's all a choice. Right now, you can decide who you're going to be. You want a family, right? You want a woman to come home to every day, and children to cherish and take care of. No woman wants a man with no job. You need to turn yourself into the kind of person a woman would want to be with.

>>37071279
You're 18. Get the fuck over it kiddo. Sick of hearing you punks whine on here as if your life is over. Try being in your 30s then we'll talk. Til then you can fuck off back to tumblr or whatever shithole you spawned from.

Most people on this board seem to experience something similar at some point
1- all humans experience those feelings at some point, just to different extents. That's why realizing how widespread loneliness, jealousy and regret are by talking about it to someone (even if you don't expect to be understood) is a surprisingly effective medicine for a bit (not trying to belittle what you're going through trust me)
2- either way, as you grow the relevance of certain relationships and other aspect of human relations and humanity diminishes. Basically, it sucks af but some of those wants you might just grow out of depending on whether your mind matures intellectually over the next months/year

Just keep in mind the continuity of your identity is quite loose - you're never as retarded in a year as you are now
best of luck

>>37072458
Honest fuck all of you guys. I never went into detail in my post but there's a lot more that I'm going through. I only mentioned a little so you guys would have an idea, but fuck it. Why should I waste my time explaining this to you. You guys don't wanna help me. You just wanna make fun of me. But what can I say, this is what I get for asking 4chan for advice, I asked for this.

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>>37072484
> you tried drugs
> you got laid
> you got freinds

fuck off with your tourrette syndrome WITH A FUCKING LEGITIMATE DISABILITY YOU HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN MINE AND YOU RE EVEN YOUNGER FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>37072520

>heh.. you think you're problems are tough? trying being 30. nothing personnel kiddo

everyone that doesn't die will be 30 one day you moron

>>37071279
Are you think of going to college?
It's a good way to meet people and especially girls. Definetly less cancerous than high school. Could help you turn your life aground give you something to fight for ya know.

And as for the job don't worry about it I'm in college and am 19 and never had a job either. It is hard to have to ask parents for money for lunch or gas money but you'll definetly find a job soon enough I know I keep looking.

As for family I don't speak to my family to to much either. If you get a gf you can be good friends with HER parents and family. I'm hang out more with my gf's family more than my own family
>inb4 my family hates me

Good luck Anon you can do it

>>37072567
What's your point, smartass? I'm saying that he's still young enough where improvement can be made and his prospects aren't entirely diminished. No fucking shit everyone gets to 30. The problem is that once you're 30 and haven't made any progress you're fucked.

>>37072520
>You're 18 so you're problems are memes
Even if that was true which it isn't, the whole point is im asking for advice to avoid a life like yours. BEFORE I get to 30. What's with these 30 year olds and their "heh you've seen nothing yet kid" arguments. You're fucking worse than the fedora tippers. Leave me the fuck alone you old fart or I'll call the cops.

>>37072626

your post was stupid and trivialized his problems because evidently being 30 is worse, even though aging is a problem everyone faces. how condescending it was also shows the post was more to feed your own ego than giving meaningful input

>>37072607
>>37072522
>>37072491
Thanks guys. Maybe I'll stick around a little longer. Any tips for battling social anxiety ?

For all you other guys who just came to troll and fuck with me, suck a fat one. Seriously.

>>37072542
If you have tourette and actual (diagnosed not meme ) social anxiety then get welfare and live the neet life

Oh wait you don't live in a socialist country ? Too bad

>>37072726
Yes
Delet urself

>>37072641
Where did I state your problems are memes? I simply said that your life is not over. Again, you are 18 for fuck sakes. I'd kill to be that age again.

>>37072681
I'm not here to stroke my own ego. I am just sick of all these 18-20 year olds bitching about how "bad" their life is. This kid has even apparently had sex. If he's capable of that (which I'm not even) then his problems are obviously not as bad as he thinks. I'm saying there's still a chance.

>>37072764

not getting laid isn't a real problem

how to deal with social anxiety?
not sure
but alcohol (not too much or you'll regret it) can be a good catalyst for social interaction

two/three glasses can help you realize how much of your worries are irrational, and how other people care just as little about you as you do about them (I'm referring to 'strangers' not crushes btw)

Either way, that's a good tool when outside of your comfort zone

Otherwise, finding people with similar interests can also facilitate expanding your comfort zone

But I should say that getting out of the comfort zone, as shit as it feels is a necessary step at some point

>>37071279
>Hearing about my friends
>Reminds me that I'm friendless

Do you have friends or not?

>>37072726
>Any tips for battling social anxiety ?
Hang out with people. Even if you don't want to. Even if you're awkwardly sitting around. You'll slowly get more comfortable.

>>37072764
Dude, the girl was a fucking desperate as fuck butter face. It wasn't anything personal. We weren't dating or anything. Sex doesn't change your problems.

>>37071279
> Everything around me is a constant reminder of what a failure I am.
> I'm 18
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>37071279
Go into The National Guard or some sort of reserve component. The Boot Camp will give you a good hazing and some self-confidence. You can also say you're a trained warrior! If needed go active duty, get away from society. You're old enough to enlist without parental permission.

>>37072922
>>37072865
I'll keep your tips in mind. I've already been trying that though, but I always feel awkward and I can visually see people are uncomfortable by my presence
>>37072958
Fuck off dude god damn you old farts, you wanna fondle my cock some more? God fuck OFF!

>I'm joining the navy anyways, doubt that'll improve my life as the problem isn't the environment it's ME.

Should've gone Marine Corps baka

>>37073098
Thanks military anon! I already enlisted as an AECF (advanced electronic computer field). I'm pretty sure I'm active duty. I'll be working on the ship and visits ports around the world. Hopefully my life changes for the better in some way.

>>37073151
Thanks but I'm not a suicidal maniac. Marines are the miliatarys dogs kek.

>>37072924
>It wasn't anything personal

Neither is what I'm about to say. Listen, mate. I get it. You're young, have experienced life a little but think you know everything. You don't. Sex doesn't fix your problems, I agree (at least for you). But don't come whining on this board acting like you literally have no options. Again, if you think this is true then I'd be interested to see your reaction once you hit your 30s and realize that you're still the same old loser who's accomplished nothing in life. Either start actively working on your issues or don't. The choice is yours.

>>37071279
>told myself I'd an hero before I turned 18
>told myself I'd an hero at 25 if life was still miserable

And here I am still a depressed, friendless min wageslaving failure at 27

Setting a deadline never works OP but I'm going to tell you something: I would give anything to go back to being 18 again. You have no idea how much potential you still have compared to a sad old fuck like me. The world isn't over yet and for you it's literally just begun.

If I was 18 again though I would have gone to a trade school and gotten a decent blue collar job to prop myself up with. From there you'll just keep learning more skills, making more money, becoming more confident and sooner or later a woman will come your way but don't be surprised if it's not all what you envisioned about girls. They're just as terrible as men and worse in some ways.

But seriously get your license, it's easy as shit once you stop over thinking it. I didn't do it until I was 21 and was surprised at how easy it is.

>>37073171
It will! The only problem is coming back you'll find friends in The Service, i plan to enlist once I get out of HS but I'm only just finishing my freshman year. I'm an NJROTC cadet and can tell you this, you'll be doing a lot of studying.

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>>37073256
Maybe you're right. I am 18, and while I'll argue that my problems do hurt, there is still time to turn my life around. The question is how, and you guys gave me some good answers. I'm feeling a lot more confident now. Thanks for the advice robo brothers.