If you had to choose between: living your current life with

whichever one kills me sooner

>>37068783
>perfect health
Sheeeeeit
I'd love to get rid of my mental problems

probably first one

>>37068783
Going back to age 14. That way I know what to fix.

>>37068783
if I had perfect health my life would be way better
if I went back to being 14 I would be clairvoyant but still a cripple

>>37068904
you could become rich but who guarantees you're getting to 120yo and die painlessly

>>37068783
>not an ibanez
Pfft gay

>>37068952
She rips though

>>37068952
Although I'll admit I wont be happy till she makes a cover of little wing of srv

Going back
I could start HRT at 14, steer myself out of dropping out, meet my boyfriend earlier, be a college graduate by now.

I don't think even starting from 14 would be early enough to lose weight, lift weights and develop "charisma" in time to experience love and social life as a teenager in this horrible fucking society so i would choose the first option

>>37068783

She's really pretty.
Originalmente

Go back to 14 since I would have a smoking hot 10/10 perfect gf since I know what mistakes I've made. Also I wouldn't have ended up here

>>37068783
>stuck being alive even longer in this failure of a life

or

>go back in time, know what is to come, change life towards the better and only die maybe twenty to forty years earlier

I would go back and take roads so that my puberty gets boosted and I grow a couple extra inches. Everything else would be icing on the cake.

You can't start lifting when you're 10.
14 would be the absolute lowest to start your zyzz career

>>37068783
>spend 120 years being a useless faggot until you die or kill yourself
vs
>find a pure waifu and get rich enough to retire for the rest of your life even if it is short.

>>37068919
Life is already pain. Its very unlikely you will be tortured to death and most deaths will take at most 2 minutes.

>>37069244
but if you fail you've lost 120 years and a painless death

>>37068783
I think I would go back. My mom talked my dad out of investing $1000 to become a partner in a company that made machines that would turn loose change into bills for a small percent. She said that is stupid. No on e would do that. A few years later, Coinstar is in every grocery store. I don't know if it was Coinstar, but if it was, holy shit. Also, with what I know now as an adult, I could have grown up to be a much better person if I weren't such a stupid youth.

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>>37068783
my life was fucked before I was 14, either way sounds as lonely as the other.

>>37068783
I'd go back, but it's fucking shit that I'd lose so much progress in MMOs.

my life was fucked since 12

>>37069356
But you'll remember mmo's that aren't even out yet. You'll know exactly what to do while everyone else is running around being dipshit noobs.

go back to my 14 year life. i know i won't be doing stuff that ruined my life.

>>37068783
1st one, because i'm guaranteed not to die and be immortal, i'd be more than David Blaine famous.

>>37069041
Cutting of your cock and taking girl hormones isn't going to fix the fact that your screwed in the head, anon. You will always be a MAN, with a Y chromosome.

>>37068783
If I went back in time i'd stop my brother's murder, and also spend more time with my dad.

>>37069456
*you're
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>>37068783
I'd pick 14th birthday only if my dick would be bigger have 4inch pencil dick OR if I could be sent back in time before porn and the internet have become mainstream and made everyone into degenerates, somewhere in between the 60's - 80's. If not, I'd choose the 120yo route. I'd assume you'd stay in perfect health regardless of what you do, right? I'll be wreckless and eat shit tasty food all the time, drink every day, use other drugs, etc.

>>37069456
Yes, I know that you turbosperg
also
>Y chromosome determines sex
>Not the SRY gene
Go back biology.

>>37069327
I'd also buy my brother-in-law an xbox one as soon as they come out. He was going to get a vasectomy but instead he got the xbox and shortly after had two boys. He already had 2 girls. He and my sister didn't want 4 kids and it ruined their marriage and their relationship with the family.

>>37068952
Also I don't understand all the hype for ibanez

>>37068783
Perfect health at all cost. I want nothing more than a fully functional body without a crippling autoimmune disease. I feel like I could do anything I wanted if I was healthy. Anything.

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you can't really beat this anyway

>>37068783
going back a year ago? hell no lmao

>>37070052
underage originally b&

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>>37068783
I would go back to 14th birthday so I can fuck it up even more.

>>37068783
Theoretically I'd love to go back to being 14 and fix my life, but being an old man at 30 years of age, I've forgotten literally everything that was taught to me in high school.

I could just re-learn everything sure but that first day of waking up back in my young body and not knowing where my locker is and what the lock combination is and what classes I have and where they are would probably fuck me up big time to the point where my parents would take me to a hospital to see if I don't have permanent brain damage.

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>>37068783
>Choose to live to be 120 in perfect health
>Tell everyone you will live to be 120
>Say that God came to you in a dream
>People laugh it off
>You start to get older and insist you will live to be 120
>"haha well meme 120 anon"
>you turn 100 so you run for president and insist you still have 20 years left because God told you
>Don't get elected because you are old, but everyone knows who you are
>You turn 110, people start to get nervous
>"What if he's right?"
>Turn 119
>"God has told me that I have one year left and that we must recover the Holylands of Jerusalem and Constantinople if humanity is to survive the return of Jesus."
>Some see you as crazy and object while others begin to realize that you will live to be 120 and it's a sign from God
>It's your last day to live
>Tell everyone that you will die tomorrow and that another Crusade must take place to save the Holyland
>Reveal your manifesto which is filled with a revitalized bible and scorn of Islam.
>You die happy the next day know that a crusade will take place and all the Muslims will be killed.

>>37068783
Probably go back to 14, it would probably be too late to change anything at that point but at least I'll die sooner

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>>37068783
>living until 120
>reliving life even though i derailed it at age 12 or 13
REEEEEEE

>>37068783
i choose fucking that roastie who's using that guitar as a prop, along with her 10 chords and working knowledge of music theory

>>37071233
Do you actually know who she is?

>>37071233
You'd be surprised to know the average turboaustist on /r9k/ would need at least 85 years of constant dedication to play at 1/10th of her abilities

>>37069536
You're stilI a man

Considering I was a fat fuck covered in acne stuck in a school with a bunch of retards when I was 14 I think I'm better off now

go back to 14

>invent the fidget spinner and make millions
>put millions on donald trump to win election in 2016

>>37071419
what if one of the things you do will inevitably change the course of history and trump loses?

Better watchout when you decide to which anime to jerk off

>>37068783
>living until 120
Sounds pretty shitty to be honest. Maybe if i had perfect health I wouldn't feel the way I do, but I've never known if I'm depressed or just a fag.
I'd say I'd go for the second option so I could have a better not miserable life. I'd feel pretty weird going after my crush with the mentality I have now tho lol

>>37068783
Even if I went back in time I would probably fall right back into my bad habits

https://youtube.com/watch?v=784Qdy8YeJ4

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>>37068783
Think of the lifestyle changes you would have made then at 14.

Why don't you make them now?

>>37071699
My crush is married now

I've seen variants of this question and no matter what I'd go back

>>37071699
I'm a few years late on doing my highschool homework senpai

>>37071991
thffw

>>37068783
>going back to your 14th birthday and keep all your current memories
Sure, it would be nice to have 20/20 vision back, get rid of my depression and live to be 120 but going back to my 14th birthday and investing in bitcoin on day 1 ... I'd have at least 20million in the fucking bank by now.
Personally I think probably living to 100 as multimillionaire is better than certainly living to 120 as upper-middle class

>>37069576
It's the necks. The original wizard and wizard iii neck are some of the thinnest non-custom necks offered standard on guitars. Ergonomic as fuck, fast, aesthetic. They're versatile instruments, lots of HSH pickup config. This means you can drop a gutbusting metal machine into thw bridge position, and put a creamy smoother pickups in the middle and neck position to play cleaner stuff like the blues and whatnot

>>37069388
Same thing here. I used to be a normie average kid in 7th grade socially relatively popular among guys and could actually talk to girls. Then I started getting anxious and depressed as shit that spring and slowly lost all my friends, and by the time I tried to repair myself(after a whole fucking year of being numb), I barely had the confidence to talk to anyone. If I had known what was going to happen to me, I would have shot myself right fucking there.

>>37069327

>listening to women on financial stuff, ever

HA

>>37068783
As long as perfect health means mental as well then option 1 is the only choice, going back to being a socially retarded teenager again doesnt sound appealing.

>>37069244
Its so easy to say you wouldfix your problems if you had a second chance, but i know youd just be a clairvoyant robot.