"Oh hi Anon! The campus Pro-Choice club is handing out free

>>37067505
Piss off ugly bitch

>>37067657
So...no condoms then?

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>>37067505
"One, but just for you, babe"

Thanks but I only do anal.

>ahkchually I don't support using the rubber Jew, g'day m'lady

>>37067505
Who fucks these women?

Take as many as you can. Take a thin needle and poke holes in them then hand them back out to Chad and Stacy

>>37067833
6 foot tall, north of 210 pound skinnyfat University students who study stupid shit like business and law or philosophy

I spun a wheel once for a contest and won a condom

It was depressing. I still have it.

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>>37067887
>tfw that is almost me except i'm 170
>i do fuck girls like that
fucking spot on man.

>>37067904
Please clear your name field

>>37067833
Lots of men. Men have incredibly low standards.

>>37067505
10, one for each finger.

>>37067505
Just one. Also, give me that dildo, I'm gonna need it.

>>37067923
Please clear your life from this planet

>>37067505
I'd say two. Say, what are you doing this evening and tomorrow morning?

Anyone else tried on a condom just to see how they feel? They feel pretty weird.

>>37067993
Yea teehee it's funny what grownups do to have fun hehehe let's go play Nintendo switch

Those dildos don't accurately represent the size of a normal penis! If the condoms fit those, they won't fit me!

I only had sex once. I couldn't keep my dick hard with a condom on.

I nutted insider her raw doggystyle and convinced her to pay for plan B

>>37068142
>tfw too big
(spoiler)end me(/spoiler)